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Submitted by SilvrWolf (View user info) at 2006-07-13 09:20:53 EDT
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Submitted by eleanor_rigby (user info) at 2006-07-14 04:27:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by GDR (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:05:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Quit being a pussy and skate it off. I'd offer you my liver but it left to go be with my dignity. It left me a note saying someting simlilar to: "..you don't treat me like you used to. I'm leaving you.."
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-13 12:40:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LATE-BREAKING NEWS: I'm fairly certain I'm going to die shortly. I was weed-eating and hit a large mushroom of some sort. Unfortunately, I was yawning and a large chunk of it went down my throat. My stomach is now cramping rather violently. Is there anyone out there possessing B+ (or O+) blood and has an extra liver lying around? I'm not picky, folks; alcoholics are welcome to answer my call.
Eh, I'm going to the scrap yard. Should I not make it back, tell my kids I love them. And inion, you can have my truck, but having sex with anyone in said truck nullifies this agreement.
...unless it's another hot chick. Smokin' dirty lesbian love is ALWAYS encouraged in my truck.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-07-13 12:21:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
clever.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-13 11:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-13 11:34:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
vodka's more of a breakfast beverage. mostly because it goes in orange juice and orange juice is a breakfast beverage. that's my logic anyway.
bourbon should be lunch or later. brunch if it's a sunday.
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Who can fight that kind of logic? Screwdrivers for breakfast...
I think... I think I'm falling for you, inion. You'd better stop that before I start stalking you and peeing in your mailbox. I'd be nice enough to remove the mail first, of course, but I'll do it, damnit.
Besides, I've waited this long and noon is almost upon me.
Pre-noon = alcoholic
Post-noon = fine, upstanding (maybe a bit wobbly, though) citizen
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-07-13 11:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:16:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
Is a quarter past 10AM too early to drink a beer?
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Shame on you for even having to ask.
-Dave
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-13 11:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:16:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
Is a quarter past 10AM too early to drink a beer?
What about bourbon?
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vodka's more of a breakfast beverage. mostly because it goes in orange juice and orange juice is a breakfast beverage. that's my logic anyway.
bourbon should be lunch or later. brunch if it's a sunday.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-13 11:23:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.dgif.virginia.gov/regulations/licensefeeincrease.asp
Not sure which applies to you, but it should be in there somewhere or elsewhere on that site. It's approaching lunchtime and I'm too lazy to search for specifics.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-13 11:11:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How much does a temp license run for VA? Well, if you change your mind I'll be at some bar or party wearing the spandex leisure suit.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wouldn't mind slapping down a beer or two, but I'll be in Bath County on Lake Moomaw slaying brown trout that weekend.
Well that, and I'm kinda afraid that you'll try to pee on me, and I don't go for that unless I get dinner and a show first. Plus, you look like a baby-eater and I got fooled bad that one time.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Sometimes you make me laugh, sometimes I make myself laugh, but I don't think we've ever laughed together. I will be in Richmond, the weekend of the 21st. Perhaps you would like to meet me somewhere in Richmond and I'll get some of my buddies together and we can all circle jerk. No? No problem shitgoose, soggy biscuit is all mine. A beer would be nice though and I some pretty lady friends.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've been called worse. Although that is the name of my babiesmama's father.
I've been called Jerkme, Jerkmeat, J-roc, J-dawg, J-funk, Germy, Jermany (bless you, Rowan. Lovies!), Eric (one of former employees refused to call me Jeremy), asshole, dickhead, jerk, cunt, and lots of names I can't even spell (I often frustrate people into just making up new words for me).
But until now, never Larry.
Knock yourself out.
No, really.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:33:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, can I call you Larry to make me comfortable?
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:27:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nope.
Blacksburg, Christiansburg, Radford, Chesterfield, Matoaca, Moneta, Roanoke, Salem, Pulaski and currently, Hiwassee. Those are the only towns in VA in which I've lived. Well, Smith Beach if you wanna count the beach house.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:22:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have you ever lived in Highland Springs?
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:21:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Valiums make me sleepy. I do have a Xanax dogbone stashed away, though.
Pharmaceuticals and alcohol can be fun.
Eh, screw the alcohol; I'm twisting a doob. It's never too early for that.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:18:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck, it's never too early. I'd save the bourbon for your after lunch valium though.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:16:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is a quarter past 10AM too early to drink a beer?
What about bourbon?
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sure thing, inion. They come with some baggage, though.
Baggage... ahahahaha!
Ok, that sucked. BOOOOOO, me.
<sigh>
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:12:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i want those.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:11:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Six inches? Yeah, with a brick tied to the end of it.
I hang about 6.2" with the brick, centimeterpeter.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:02:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My mule hangs around 6" and here I thought that was average. Guess not. Everyone must have a John Holmes unit whereas I got the proverbial shaft.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-13 10:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And don't worry about the small dick thing. At least you have photographic proof (as does anyone on the planet with web access) that it got wet-dipped at least once, so you got that going for you.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-13 09:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, if it helps you out any: those boxers were bought for me by a gay friend of mine. He's the one who molested my sloppy drunken self here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/60084
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-13 09:54:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Of course it's fun...however, I guess I just got left in the small dick category.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-13 09:52:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually, I take that back. There have been several users post pictures of their dicks on here. I'd find the links but I wouldn't want you to get all depressed on me or anything. This is all in good, wholesome fun, of course.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-13 09:48:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-13 09:38:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
In the past 48 hours there has been an overwhelming amount of "sicosemen" posts. Would anyone like my vital information.
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I would like your vital signs...
TO STOP.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-13 09:48:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-13 09:47:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Interesting theory there, sico...
Or perhaps it's just the fact that no one is neither that stupid nor that desperate for attention.
Besides, there's an Uberuser who knows the most intimate details of my cock.
But, hey. Whatever keeps you from sobbing uncontrollably when you masturbate.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-13 09:43:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's the thing Phlueger, everyone is willing to crack jokes but no one is willing to prove anything. Until then, I still have the biggest/ugliest/smallest etc. etc. cock on uber because I'm the only one to post it.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-13 09:40:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I know (about the posts). That's why I felt the overwhelming urge to do this post.
Well, that and this is a little personal experiment of mine. I'll let you know how things turn out.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-13 09:38:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pudding? Look, man, I don't swing that way. You just keep your dirty little fantasies to yourself and your jesuit mom, mkay?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-13 09:38:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
In the past 48 hours there has been an overwhelming amount of "sicosemen" posts. Would anyone like my vital information.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-13 09:36:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok, the proof is in the pudding.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-13 09:35:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF, sico?!?!?!?!
You take that +2 back right this instant, young man.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-13 09:34:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you just cuss me?
Awwww shit, brotha! It's on now, you sonuva...
...probably really nice lady who I'll never meet but won't hesitate to insult her son.
Yeah... take that, beyatch.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-13 09:32:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, kudos. You win.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-13 09:29:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
!Xxarra Xek!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-13 09:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What's a "flle name", phuzz?
Hmmm. Must be one of the obscure southern African languages. Damn you people and your missing vowels! ;)
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-13 09:23:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:)
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-13 09:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FIle name.