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HighLow (not finished) (596 hits)

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Rating: 1.07 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Poots (View user info) at 2006-07-13 12:39:08 EDT


I started this and couldn't stop thinking about it though it's not finished. Big ups to the video game Call of Cthulu for inspiring me to write it and if you don't like you may go to any Kroger in Kentucky and have a balogna sandwich and a pickle on me. Or you may come over sometime and we can duke it out on my front lawn with chainsaws and spikey bats Beyond Thunderdome style.(he's just a baby!) I hope you like it if not I'm sorry I wasted your time.



The whale of ole makes the cold wind blow
through the ringlets of our sails.
We push and fight and make things right
though the troubles come in bales.

Oh where were ye when the seas did bleed
into the guts of our grounds.
In fine saloons with guitar tunes
is a nice place to be bound.

The men forsake the greatest quake
it struck us like a bull.
Fine wines red for all the dead
ye shall take your last pull.

We sing our song and trot along
in meadows and the mires.
Through thick and thin we shall always grin
Till we land in funeral pires.



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Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-08-03 10:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hmmmmmmmm

Submitted by Sockster (user info) at 2006-07-14 05:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Poetry confuses me...

Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-07-13 16:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Poots:

busy busy busy

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-07-13 16:04:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm pretty sure pyre is spelled with a "y", but who the fuck cares?

+2 for nautical-related poetry.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-07-13 14:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I HATE to admit that I liked this.

I have a hard time with poetry, but this was fucking cool.

Submitted by GDR (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-07-13 13:09:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Gonefiguring, let us put our feet together and align our souls.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-13 12:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

not horrible.

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-07-13 12:56:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

not bad. it kinda has a johnny cash feel to it.

Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-07-13 12:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

We do, doodly do, doodly do
What me must, muddily must, muddily must
Muddily do, muddily do, muddily do
Til we bust, bodily bust, bodily bust.

-Bokonon (Kurt Vonnegut)

Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-07-13 12:49:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

needs more camel toe


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