Second Paragraph To A First Paragraph That Spencer Thompson Was Too Lazy To Finish (351 hits)
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Submitted by PornographicPriestess (View user info) at 2006-07-13 19:36:11 EDT
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There wasn't a can of Dr. Pepper in the world that Terry wouldn't drink for fifty cents. Except for the cans in the machines that cost 55 cents. You wonder why they make it 55 cents when you would think that the lost sales from people who have two quarters but don't happen to have an extra nickel on them - because seriously who carries around nickels - would take away from the extra profit that added nickel would provide. He didn't drink those on principle.
One day, the non-descript country in which Terry lived was bombed. The country, however, was prepared; and most of the people moved into bomb-shelters. (Well, some -2died...) ANYWHO, when they all emerged, the citizens of this non-descript country found that there was NO MORE Dr. Pepper. At all. Fake Cuban imports immediatly became popular. So did drinking straight prune juice. But Terry wouldn't give up his Dr. Pepper-drinking-dignity. Noooooo sir. And he soon went through withdrawls. He gradually went insane... and one day found himself staring at a vending machine. At first he thought it was a delusional vision, but then he touched it and it was real. YES! And, looking up, he saw a can of Dr. Pepper bathed in a holy white light. He searched his pocket for two quarters and found them. BUT NO NICKEL! "Oh crap" he swore. "Crappitycrappitycrappity." He then remembered his change purse. (He was gay enough to cary one.) As he began to plink it into the machine, all the morals he had involving Dr. Pepper resounded in his brain...
HAHAHAHA!!!
I'm not goining to finish it.
Nope.
Please, someone else do.
Although I dont exactly think it's great, maybe someone can salvage it.
Please do.
I'll +2 some posts of whoever does...
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Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-07-13 23:56:06 EDT (#)
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Where the hell did YOU come from?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-07-13 21:42:31 EDT (#)
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BRILLIANT!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-13 21:26:27 EDT (#)
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How are your cocksucking skills?
Because you sure don't have any writing skills and I'm worried about you.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-13 20:22:54 EDT (#)
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Holy Rat Shit, Batman, great fucking post!!!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-07-13 20:21:36 EDT (#)
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Huh?
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-13 20:20:00 EDT (#)
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Brilliant!
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-07-13 20:01:36 EDT (#)
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Auto Dr. Pepper -2
That shit is fucking disgusting.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-07-13 19:37:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Let me be the first to +2 this classic