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I Know Who You Are (NSFW) (2275 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.78 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by The Cyst Master (View user info) at 2006-07-13 20:25:31 EDT




I know who you are.

You are the internet.

Hello.

Do you know me?

I am a person. I have hormones. A lot of them. I have a personality, sometimes. I have stories.

Did you know that?

There's more. I'll tell you.



I stuck my finger in my butt hole up to my first knuckle once. I don't think it makes me gay. I didn't enjoy it. I wanted to poop right after.

I tell people that I'm allergic to cats. I'm not. They just creep me out.

I have ugly feet.

I am flawless.

I never lie.

I save money by not eating sometimes.

I pee in the shower.

I tried to poop in a dormitory shower. I couldn't. My on looking friends made me feel uneasy.

I've chewed condoms like bubble gum. I spit it onto a gooky kid's playing cards in the middle of a poker game. The condom was mint flavored.

I seriously think Shitfuck is a genius.

I know Shitfuck is a genius.

I've been turned on by girls younger than ten years old.

I've beaten off to what I thought was child porn. They were actually really young-looking transvestites.

The original CSI show is better than any other imitator.

I've done laundry twice in the past ten months.

I would fuck a glove full of jelly.

Loki and I have a 3rd grade love-hate relationship. You know the type where I trip her on the playground and she shoots rubber bands at my eyeball during social studies. Or I punch her in the booby and she pees in my RoboCop thermos. Etc.







Happy Birthday, America!




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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-21 19:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

it looks like if you post you get second

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-20 18:48:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-20 18:17:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-16 20:49:48 (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/90543#2061879

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-07-20 01:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think I'm in love.....










































With your butthole.

Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-07-17 02:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-16 20:49:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/90543#2061879

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-07-15 19:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Out of all the pictures, I can't help but go with the smiling bat.

He looks like he's introducing a comedy act or something.

"Hey folks, I just flew in from Vegas, and boy, are my wings tired!"

*crickets* Ya fuckin' suck!

(rimshot)

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-15 11:32:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Do you want a third place game?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-14 16:44:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

how'd i miss this???

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:44:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2





Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I thought i had seen everything

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

shitfuck is a genius

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yes. auto 2 for firecracker ass.

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that's just moomar being moomar.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-14 07:07:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd like to call everyones attention to the very first picture and find out why that stupid bitch rested a glazed donut right above her knee and forgot to clean it up.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-14 05:22:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-07-14 05:17:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

holy shit man I downloaded the video that the last pic came from like 3 days ago

Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-14 01:09:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No dude, that was me that peed in your thermos.

Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-07-14 00:56:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

ME RIKEY

Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2006-07-13 23:15:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

holy balls almighty

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-13 23:14:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/90206

Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-07-13 22:56:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-07-13 21:15:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-07-13 21:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-07-13 20:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Made me hard, I mean, smile

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-13 20:48:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Johnnie All-Star.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-07-13 20:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Brad.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-13 20:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love you Cystie!!!

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-13 20:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Have a +2, because I don't even think I'm going to waste a post on a title such as this.


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