I Know Who You Are (NSFW) (2298 hits)
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Submitted by The Cyst Master (View user info) at 2006-07-13 20:25:31 EDT
I know who you are.
You are the internet.
Hello.
Do you know me?
I am a person. I have hormones. A lot of them. I have a personality, sometimes. I have stories.
Did you know that?
There's more. I'll tell you.
I stuck my finger in my butt hole up to my first knuckle once. I don't think it makes me gay. I didn't enjoy it. I wanted to poop right after.
I tell people that I'm allergic to cats. I'm not. They just creep me out.
I have ugly feet.
I am flawless.
I never lie.
I save money by not eating sometimes.
I pee in the shower.
I tried to poop in a dormitory shower. I couldn't. My on looking friends made me feel uneasy.
I've chewed condoms like bubble gum. I spit it onto a gooky kid's playing cards in the middle of a poker game. The condom was mint flavored.
I seriously think Shitfuck is a genius.
I know Shitfuck is a genius.
I've been turned on by girls younger than ten years old.
I've beaten off to what I thought was child porn. They were actually really young-looking transvestites.
The original CSI show is better than any other imitator.
I've done laundry twice in the past ten months.
I would fuck a glove full of jelly.
Loki and I have a 3rd grade love-hate relationship. You know the type where I trip her on the playground and she shoots rubber bands at my eyeball during social studies. Or I punch her in the booby and she pees in my RoboCop thermos. Etc.
Happy Birthday, America!
User Reviews
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-21 19:56:30 EDT (#)
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it looks like if you post you get second
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-20 18:48:14 EDT (#)
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yeah
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-20 18:17:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-16 20:49:48 (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/90543#2061879
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-07-20 01:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I'm in love.....
With your butthole.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-07-17 02:57:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-16 20:49:48 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/90543#2061879
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-07-15 19:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Out of all the pictures, I can't help but go with the smiling bat.
He looks like he's introducing a comedy act or something.
"Hey folks, I just flew in from Vegas, and boy, are my wings tired!"
*crickets* Ya fuckin' suck!
(rimshot)
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-15 11:32:22 EDT (#)
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Do you want a third place game?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-14 16:44:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
how'd i miss this???
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:44:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought i had seen everything
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shitfuck is a genius
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes. auto 2 for firecracker ass.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that's just moomar being moomar.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-14 07:07:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to call everyones attention to the very first picture and find out why that stupid bitch rested a glazed donut right above her knee and forgot to clean it up.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-14 05:22:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-07-14 05:17:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
holy shit man I downloaded the video that the last pic came from like 3 days ago
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-14 01:09:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No dude, that was me that peed in your thermos.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-07-14 00:56:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ME RIKEY
Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2006-07-13 23:15:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
holy balls almighty
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-13 23:14:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90206
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-07-13 22:56:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-07-13 21:15:39 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-07-13 21:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-07-13 20:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Made me hard, I mean, smile
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-13 20:48:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Johnnie All-Star.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-07-13 20:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brad.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-13 20:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you Cystie!!!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-13 20:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have a +2, because I don't even think I'm going to waste a post on a title such as this.