Am I too late for the Uberdirectory? *Bugger* (1445 hits)
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Submitted by drogoroch (View user info) at 2006-07-14 09:47:41 EDT
So do I want to be in the Uberdirectory? Yes please.
Off I went to my computer to find pictures of me. Only to discover that most of the pictures I have are of everyone else in my life apart from me. So this is the only one.
I know what will happen but I just want to explain a few things before we get going.
Firstly the picture was taken last Christmas, that isn't my favourite hat.
I don't have my ear pierced. I did have my left nipple pierced due to an ex girlfriend wanting her belly button done, but she would only do it if I did something as well. It hurt.
My mouth is for eating, drinking (lots), talking, smoking, and breathing it also has a mean bite. It does not accept penis, I did manage to get my own in there once but it scared the living shit out of me so much as I couldn't breathe.
Yes the nose is actually quite big get over it I have. I am hoping that one day it will become a drinker's nose and earn it's living. For something that size it doesn't actually work properly, hence the lack of breathing earlier.
Yes underneath the mouth the teeth do scream British, that's because I am British. At least they don't look mass produced, or like chicklets. They are neither terribly crooked or perfectly straight. They are not bright white emulsion colour nor are they redneck yellow, strangely they are all real with no fillings or missing ones.
My arse is only one-way traffic, sorry. The only object that I know has been up there is a suppository following an operation. A mates' toothbrush was very close once when I took a photo of it nestled between the crack. He was mighty pissed off when he developed that film and discovered he was still using the same toothbrush. Luckily he didn't know it was my arse.
The fungal infection on my face has cleared up now.
So there we go. Have fun.
User Reviews
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-22 06:16:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh well. You would have only felt left out anyway. :)
Hurry and post something soon Drogo, I miss your hedgehog stories!
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-22 06:05:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No thanks, I don't share, I'm an only child.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-22 05:33:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wanna share him Lisa? *swoons harder* :)
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-22 04:33:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*swoon*
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-07 01:37:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
acne
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-25 17:54:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Impotent virgin below just gagging for someone to lick the ten week old cheese off his little piglet cock.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-25 17:51:00 EST (#)
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Hefty pig below, who's life goal is to catch a load of my potential kids on her face.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-25 17:36:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha oapa. I think you will find I have 'something' with many Uber men.
Only hot ones.
It is ok, I have plenty of lurve to spread around!
Submitted by oapa (user info) at 2007-11-25 17:31:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-25 17:21:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When is Em gonna catch me on this post flirting with his man?
Drogo. How would you like to come home to find me waiting for you wearing nothing but that hat and a cheeky smile?
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Orphelia..... nooooo..... i thought we had something....... =/
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-25 17:24:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like your name is Dan.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-25 17:21:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When is Em gonna catch me on this post flirting with his man?
Drogo. How would you like to come home to find me waiting for you wearing nothing but that hat and a cheeky smile?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-25 17:04:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh look I am an internet stalker. Whoop.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-25 17:01:58 EST (#)
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I would very much like to kiss you beneath the mistletoe.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-25 16:56:43 EST (#)
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What the dickens is that in your ear?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-25 16:52:12 EST (#)
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Ha I just noticed you are wearing your sweater under your shirt. Ah sweet, misguided Drogo.
And men with thin lips, supposedly, have a tendency to cheat on their partners.
Are you cheating on Em? Bad boy :)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-25 16:49:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are soooooo good looking.
But you do know that your eyebrow problem will only get worse with age.
And possibly spread to your ears and nosrils.
Still THE best looking guy on Uber. <3
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-11-25 15:00:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hat
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-25 14:48:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw. You're British? You must be drowning in pussy.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-25 13:51:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
First of all what is that red mark on your shirt? Where have your lips gone? Do you shave properly now? and finally..............where's your boyfriend?
Haha I crack me up sometimes.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-28 17:51:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-28 17:23:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You have very thin lips.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-28 17:21:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LISHY WANNA SIT ON SANTA'S LAP PLEASE
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-02-28 17:01:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just now saw this...
why hello there officer.
actually I think I just grossed myself out with the sluttiness of that statement.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-26 14:23:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you don't look almost 30, you look more like almost 20
Submitted by sworn (user info) at 2006-07-17 11:04:29 EDT (#)
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oh well thats no good because i live near heathrow airport. Maybe you just have a familiar face!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-07-17 11:02:10 EDT (#)
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From? I live in Devon at the moment
Submitted by sworn (user info) at 2006-07-17 10:59:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-07-17 06:17:54 (#)
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Submitted by sworn (user info) at 2006-07-17 06:15:14 (#)
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ok i SWEAR i know you! Seriously!
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You may well do, I know lots of people. Who are you?
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Where in the uk are u from?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-17 06:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I couldn't be fucked looking at the reviews, but has anyone brought up the bart doppleganger thing? How about Santy Claus? Anyway your jacket needs a maxipad.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-07-17 06:17:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sworn (user info) at 2006-07-17 06:15:14 (#)
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ok i SWEAR i know you! Seriously!
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You may well do, I know lots of people. Who are you?
Submitted by sworn (user info) at 2006-07-17 06:15:14 EDT (#)
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ok i SWEAR i know you! Seriously!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2006-07-17 05:27:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cute cute cute..........yummy cute!
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2006-07-14 22:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For being good-looking.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-14 21:29:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and cute...
and for the record, I've never had my teeth straightened or bleached either and I'm decidedly american.
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-14 09:59:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
wow, you look like a good guy...trustworthy eyes or something.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-07-14 20:19:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It seems everyone camwhored on the same day as me.
Makes me think of aeroplane with the chap who keeps on comming up with " I picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue" or "I picked a bad day to quit smoking"
I Picked a bad day to try and camwhore!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-07-14 19:11:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-07-14 16:00:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
You have a kind smile
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Back from the pub now and this has made my night.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-14 16:26:10 EDT (#)
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none.
none more ghey.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-07-14 16:00:10 EDT (#)
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You have a kind smile.
Submitted by Wrightcopy (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:40:34 EDT (#)
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I definitely thought you looked like Jake Gyllenhaal, too.
Submitted by little_miss_know_it_all (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:29:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd impregnate you
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-14 11:42:25 EDT (#)
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Merry Christmas! Ho Ho Ho!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-07-14 11:21:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-14 11:06:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
You.....
..you used to wear a uniform??
*faints*
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Yep I still have parts of it, although it probably wouldn't fit now.
My handcuffs aren't fluffy though.
inion - I do have some fat on me, not too much but it is there. I don't take offence at being called fat.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-14 11:14:37 EDT (#)
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i have a singular dimple. i guess lopsided means evil. i always get a ticket. btw - immediate thought was....
kinda reminds me of a jake gyllenhaal except with a little baby fat. no i did not just call you fat.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-14 11:06:17 EDT (#)
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You.....
..you used to wear a uniform??
*faints*
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-07-14 10:51:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-14 10:50:25 (#)
Ranking: 1
you have a kind face. you're really mean aren't you?
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No, yet another reason why I had to leave the Police. When I smile properly I have dimples, how could someone with dimples be mean.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-14 10:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you have a kind face. you're really mean aren't you?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-07-14 10:38:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-14 10:33:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy fuck, I can't believe I missed this after seeing this. Sorry, I enjoy you as a poster and all but I have to take points away.
Auto -2 Turtleneck FAG!
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It was cold that evening. Thank god you didn't see the pink think tied in my hair.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-14 10:33:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy fuck, I can't believe I missed this after seeing this. Sorry, I enjoy you as a poster and all but I have to take points away.
Auto -2 Turtleneck FAG!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-14 10:32:31 EDT (#)
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ok cool, you can call me badcreepassfiremofobombing if you like
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-07-14 10:31:26 EDT (#)
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badass, that's about it.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-07-14 10:24:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-14 10:23:04 (#)
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It looks as though a bird just ate some mulberries and decided to take a shit on your shirt...TWICE. Oh well.
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That was a cranberry sauce fight, I actually came out of it quite well I think.
More worried about the white bit at the corner of my mouth, I don't remember that!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-14 10:24:21 EDT (#)
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how so, other than being black and a fucking pimp?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-07-14 10:23:11 EDT (#)
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badass, you remind me of creep_firebombing.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-14 10:23:04 EDT (#)
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It looks as though a bird just ate some mulberries and decided to take a shit on your shirt...TWICE. Oh well.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-14 10:21:01 EDT (#)
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a bit?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-14 10:15:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-14 09:54:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey you look lovely..
+2 cute camwhore
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-07-14 10:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-14 10:07:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
well listen don't push me to a decision, I'm either going to have to trust you or hold you down an trim your eyebrows...your call.
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Ok no need for a quick decision, I was just trying to give some guidance. I like the bushyness of the eyebrows. At least they haven't actually just grown into a monobrow.
You should see the eyelashes though, they are super long some girls get really jealous.
Ok that was a bit ghey.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-07-14 10:12:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-07-14 10:06:39 (#)
Ranking: 1
When you removed your nipple bar did it make your tit look really mangled? I've had my bar for two years and don't want it out if it will look really strange
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It lives in a state of permanent Siberian nipple syndrome now. Also it has never quite healed up properly and has to be cleaned out, I'm not going to explain that process. Just keep the fucker in noone has to see it unless they are special to you.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-07-14 10:11:05 EDT (#)
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You look jolly
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-14 10:07:07 EDT (#)
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well listen don't push me to a decision, I'm either going to have to trust you or hold you down an trim your eyebrows...your call.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-07-14 10:06:39 EDT (#)
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When you removed your nipple bar did it make your tit look really mangled? I've had my bar for two years and don't want it out if it will look really strange.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-07-14 10:04:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-14 09:59:52 (#)
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wow, you look like a good guy...trustworthy eyes or something.
I think people who have that natural down slope to their eyesockets appear trustworthy.
ok
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I wouldn't trust me, I used to be a member of the law keeping establishment
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-07-14 10:03:29 EDT (#)
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As I said My mouth only opens for the mentioned reasons. Having a photo taken wasn't on the list.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-14 09:59:52 EDT (#)
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wow, you look like a good guy...trustworthy eyes or something.
I think people who have that natural down slope to their eyesockets appear trustworthy.
ok
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-07-14 09:56:46 EDT (#)
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'Yes underneath the mouth the teeth do scream British, that's because I am British. At least they don't look mass produced, or like chicklets. They are neither terribly crooked or perfectly straight. They are not bright white emulsion colour nor are they redneck yellow, strangely they are all real with no fillings or missing ones.' +1 for that, this is what I think when peple mention British Teeth.
Amazingly I have only 1 filling.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-14 09:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey you look lovely..
+2 cute camwhore
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-14 09:53:48 EDT (#)
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You're not too late.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-14 09:51:07 EDT (#)
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No, it fits, but how the fuck are we supposed to infer that you have british teeth when your Hep C sucker is closed.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-07-14 09:51:05 EDT (#)
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If your ass is a chinese restaurant, I'll have the poo poo platter.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-07-14 09:48:10 EDT (#)
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That might be a bit big really