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Submitted by LovelyLady (View user info) at 2006-07-14 11:54:51 EDT


Someone on uber told me I was being suburban so I'm signing up for the directory.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-10-19 13:21:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you look boring.

Submitted by linustika (user info) at 2006-10-19 13:19:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

All the comments give me lots of reading during work!!!

As to if you are real or not, I don't care, cute picture, and the paranoia of a new person joining this site is just funny.

Down south ey??

Submitted by the_student (user info) at 2006-07-18 00:59:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yuor'e sexy

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2006-07-18 00:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you are one ugly malnourished bitch

seriously is it any wonder I keep sticking my dick into other guys when the only incentive for converting are ugly cookie-cutter cunts like this?



Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-07-17 16:26:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Who the fuck are you and why the fuck is this on most heated?

*slaps Ubersite with a rolled up magazine*

NO! NO! BAD! BAD!

Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-16 19:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

y helo thar...

Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-07-16 18:19:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The only pics I want to see of you are naked ones. Other than that, you can fuck off.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-07-16 17:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

There's a woman stuck to your cheek.

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-07-16 17:13:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

are your eyes different colors?

may I make love to your mouth?

do you like ponies?


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Ranking: 2

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-14 18:05:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy shit! I think I found your baby picture right here! http://moid.org/ed/drug186.jpg

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-14 17:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I believe the standard answer here is "show us yer tits, and hold up a sign that says 'not an alter, Method rulz'"

or it could be drools... 'I'm not to sure of the finer points.
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Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:43:09 (#)
Ranking: 0

I used that as a filename for a joke. I know sico, I am not him. What can I do to prove I am not at alter?

Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-07-14 17:22:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What the fuck does "being suburban" have to do with this shit?

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-07-14 17:00:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you'd look alot better with my hot meat javelin in your ass.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-14 16:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

C, I'd do you again and let your hubby watch.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-14 16:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:08:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/88376

Is this the picture, pleebs?
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hey, that was MY contest!

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:50:02 (#)
Ranking: 0

hahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahha.

haha.

ok +2 for that insight.

hahahhaha, oh how you KILL me. just KILL. that made my day better. tears to my eyes kid, tears to my eyes.


and actually noting the palor of my skin i apparently rarely bask in anything that would leave a darkened tint to me. also the word superficial coming from the chick with fake n bake and make up is also funny... anyway.

yes superficiality that's the name of my game. ahh i'm so shallow and awesome.

i'm transparent, there's a difference. you can see all the way to the bottom with me. kinda like you except that only applies to your cunt. or anus.

either way, +2 for making me laugh at you. that's my kicker of all ass for the day.
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my little girl's not just a n00b anymore
<weeps tears of fatherly pride>

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:54:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:08:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/88376

Is this the picture, pleebs?
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Nope, there was 4 of them if I remember right. 2 as ugly as sin and two that weren't bad.


And did I say the word WHORE? DID I? NO, so shut the fuck up.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You look like my sorority sister Amy. I wonder if you've been arrested on as many alcohol-related offenses as she has.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:16:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Very pretty! You have beautiful eyes.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:39:19 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:02:17 (#)
Ranking: 0

hey well i begrudgingly entered. i'm ok with being left outta round two asshole.

btw hon, you're cute but i think you're 13. and you also look like my first post might apply to you.

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jezus.

I haven't read any of lovelylady's posts at all and after seeing this my thought was to say "well, yes you are pretty". I then read the comments and am suprised at inions....god whats the word....um....bitchiness.

No idea if it's justified. About to look and find out.

But bloody hell...
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:D

happy weekend everyone.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/88376

Is this the picture, pleebs?

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Manic and Bob,
I've been looking for the picture I think you think it is where it is 3 girls that someone had a contest on regarding how you would fuck this girl and the answer would be to titty fuck her. I can't remember who posted it, but I'm fairly sure that is the post that you think it's from. Correct me if I'm wrong?

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:02:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is the reason:

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:16:02 (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bob and Manic:

The reason I haven't said anything about you guys "finding this pic on here" is because it is stupid, I've never been on this site until recently. You all say I'm an alter, a whore, that you've seen me before. It's all bull shit. I'm not going to keep defending myself, it's pointless. So keep "digging". You will come up empty. What would be the point of putting up a fake pic to begin with?

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:58:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Manic, you've got mail.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:52:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:45:24 (#)
Ranking: -2

It wasn't just of that girl, the picture was bigger and had several women in it. I just can't remember where.
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I remember that too. FUCK, its agrovating. It's funny how whe hasn't commented on the fact that we notice this??

GUILTY AS SIN

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:45:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It wasn't just of that girl, the picture was bigger and had several women in it. I just can't remember where.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:39:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:56:02 (#)
Ranking: -2

I HAVE seen this face before and it was HERE! Time to start digging.
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I have already searched 'camwhore' and couldn't find it. I rememmber seeing this pic but it was a long time ago...

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:39:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:02:17 (#)
Ranking: 0

hey well i begrudgingly entered. i'm ok with being left outta round two asshole.

btw hon, you're cute but i think you're 13. and you also look like my first post might apply to you.

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jezus.

I haven't read any of lovelylady's posts at all and after seeing this my thought was to say "well, yes you are pretty". I then read the comments and am suprised at inions....god whats the word....um....bitchiness.

No idea if it's justified. About to look and find out.

But bloody hell...

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This is just me being friendly.

Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:23:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am not in either of those links. This is the only picture of me on Uber.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:22:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Push the wrong buttons with me and I get angry.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks, corn, that is me, but the chick is not her. Manic, you are one kinky and deviant gal. Razor blades, chest, blood, who knew you'd be this fun?

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Only if we play with razor blades and we use your chest as a game board.

Yes corny, it IS him.

Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

she was better: http://www.ubersite.com/m/78653

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:15:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Is this you? http://www.ubersite.com/m/88676 nsfw

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:14:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Manic, I like that in a woman. Can we play tic-tac-toe while all that's going down?

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:13:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

sicos? sicos? Aren't you that jackass that allowed himself to be badgered into posting his cock for all of uber to see? Yeah I thought so. Shut the fuck up little man or I'll take that sack of yours and wrap it around your neck.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Coupling your plain looks (read: horse-mouth) with your evident stupidity, you'll likely wind up someone's slampig. Enjoy your years of empty and loveless sex, whore.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:07:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Honey... Don't fuck with TeH Inion.

Katy will rip out your spine and beat you with it.

And then I'll jerk off furiously to all the carnage.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:02:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Manic, you are wasting your time. You've never seen this face on here. This is a friend from down south who just started on here. But while I have your attention, you can get in on this too.

Inion, you take the base, up to where the circumcision mark.

Lovely, you get the tip.

Manic, you can have the bean bag.

See, there's a job for everyone. Now, can we all be friends here?

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:56:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I HAVE seen this face before and it was HERE! Time to start digging.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:50:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahha.

haha.

ok +2 for that insight.

hahahhaha, oh how you KILL me. just KILL. that made my day better. tears to my eyes kid, tears to my eyes.


and actually noting the palor of my skin i apparently rarely bask in anything that would leave a darkened tint to me. also the word superficial coming from the chick with fake n bake and make up is also funny... anyway.

yes superficiality that's the name of my game. ahh i'm so shallow and awesome.

i'm transparent, there's a difference. you can see all the way to the bottom with me. kinda like you except that only applies to your cunt. or anus.

either way, +2 for making me laugh at you. that's my kicker of all ass for the day.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ladies,
I see what the problem is here and there is no need to worry. I assure you that there is plenty of me to go around.

Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Inion,
You manage to play the "I don't care about my looks" card so well probably cause you don't look like much. You look like you bask in shit on purpose but that may go hand in hand with your own superficiality.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:34:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

So am I getting blown here or NOT???

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:33:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Haha, what are you on about Bertros? You crack me up sometimes.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:32:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Unfotunatly though I'm out of your leauge sicosemen.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:32:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

well see you've figured out exactly how to rationalize my negative comment in a way that works for you. so it all works out in the end.


i've figured out i want you to choke on an elbow macaroni. ya know the kind you spray paint and glitter when you're six to make a collage for your mom that the dog eats when no one's looking? yeah that kind.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:29:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

Berty, 'tis true but then again I'd be considered doing better than you.
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Perhaps, she does have a better nose than me, but I think we can all agree that my hair is far sexier.

Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:30:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

To inion_de_trua,
Well I will take your underage comment as good, considering I'm not, hopefully I will continue to age well. As far as calling me an empty twat that's fine too. Everyone has their opinions and you're obviously a miserable person. So whatever works for you, fair enough.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Berty, 'tis true but then again I'd be considered doing better than you.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:22:34 (#)
Ranking: -1

I've seen this picture somewhere.
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I was thinking that same thing...

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I've seen this picture somewhere.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:13:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by karates_badboy (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:43:44 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:37:17 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:30:41 (#)
Ranking: -2

sure.
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What kind of answer is sure? You are too judgemental! Or are you just a bitch?

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shes just very jealous that shes not the only good looking lady around here anymore.
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no i just dislike people that overuse exclamation points. statements can end in periods too. the little dot thingies to the right of the smeared dot things called commas.

sure is a good answer, it's a positive one. think positively. i am judgmental, everyone is, if you think you're not you're lying to yourself and anyone you tell that to. i am a bitch, but that's something i've been working on for years now and i swear i've almost perfected it. had a lapse for a year or two but i'm making up for lost time.

honey, i got it from your reviews. you seem like an empty twat. maybe you are the nicest person in the world, maybe you're an alter. but you seem easily excitable in the bad way, kind of like if you give cocaine to some type of rodent. and it seems fake too. honesty's much nicer. i've had a bad week, you're a good target. why? because instead of offending or getting a mild rise out of someone i give a shit about i might as well take out all frustrations on people i don't care about. later, i plan to kick a nun and take a binky away from a toddler.

something about you or this alter gets under my skin. bleh... dunno why. don't care why either. i said you were cute, but looked underage. best you're gonna get. then i rated on personality, or the little feeling i got about it from your comments. big friggin whoop. i'm bored, you're bored, we're all fairly bored. who cares.

no i'm not jealous. and i don't consider myself good looking, which is funny cuz i still have no problem telling anyone if i think they're fugly or if i didn't mind taking a gander at their visage.




either way, i don't like you. i hope you choke on some nonspecific type of pasta.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You could do better than sicosemen.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Boy that was a good lunch. Fuck that lucky, if they don't think it's you, don't worry. Post another pic on Monday. Bob is just mad that I'm not giving him his medicated reach around right now.

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fat Chicks= +2

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:43:09 (#)
Ranking: 0

I used that as a filename for a joke. I know sico, I am not him. What can I do to prove I am not at alter?
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See my earlier review...

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-11-10 22:24:19 (#)
Ranking: -2

It's the azn nigga fuck the rest
Dallas to New York jigga, we the best
Vietnam to Japan to Mongolia
Philippines to Taiwan to Cambodia
Korea, ah ah, hometown China
who you got, huh?
you got shit nigga, feel the size
it's the A-Z-N better recognize

got rice, bitch? got rice?
got food, got soup, got spice?
got brains like us? got skills like us?
got cars? got clothes? got girls like us?
wassup we the shit and we kill ya'll fools
we got money in the bank from our family jewels
can we help it if we raid and corrupt the schools?
it don't matter fuck the law shit we break the rules
we jack cars, pop games, yo we got the tools
flip it up, break it down then we shoot some pool,
you fuck with me, you fuck with all bitch, don't think it's cool
one on one fuck that it's three on one no duels

got rice bitch? got rice?
anything you can show that is nice?
got cash,got moves, got thoughts like us?
Fuck no, Hell you white you'll never be like us
Take off your shoes when you enter please
or Crawl around on the floor with your fucking knees
don't mind the smell you'll get used to it
moth balls, fried squid, and that buddha shit
what the hell is that you think i don't see
no forks in the house chops sticks only
have a taste don't be scared try the lemon tea
you don't want thats alright try the fuck on me

Got rice bitch, got rice?
Got luck anytime you roll the dice?
your luck is bad unless you run and hide,
coz we're thugs for life baby, Asian Pride...

It's the azn nigga fuck the rest
Dallas to New York jigga, we the best
Vietnam to Japan to Mongolia
Philippines to Taiwan to Cambodia
Korea, ah ah, hometown China
who you got, huh?
you got shit nigga, feel the size
it's the A-Z-N better recognize

got rice, bitch? got rice?
got food, got soup, got spice?
got brains like us? got skills like us?
got cars? got clothes? got girls like us?
wassup we the shit and we kill ya'll fools
we got money in the bank from our family jewels
can we help it if we raid and corrupt the schools?
it don't matter fuck the law shit we break the rules
we jack cars, pop games, yo we got the tools
flip it up, break it down then we shoot some pool,
you fuck with me, you fuck with all bitch, don't think it's cool
one on one fuck that it's three on one no duels

got rice bitch? got rice?
anything you can show that is nice?
got cash,got moves, got thoughts like us?
Fuck no, Hell you white you'll never be like us
Take off your shoes when you enter please
or Crawl around on the floor with your fucking knees
don't mind the smell you'll get used to it
moth balls, fried squid, and that buddha shit
what the hell is that you think i don't see
no forks in the house chops sticks only
have a taste don't be scared try the lemon tea
you don't want thats alright try the fuck on me

Got rice bitch, got rice?
Got luck anytime you roll the dice?
your luck is bad unless you run and hide,
coz we're thugs for life baby, Asian Pride...

It's the azn nigga fuck the rest
Dallas to New York jigga, we the best
Vietnam to Japan to Mongolia
Philippines to Taiwan to Cambodia
Korea, ah ah, hometown China
who you got, huh?
you got shit nigga, feel the size
it's the A-Z-N better recognize

got rice, bitch? got rice?
got food, got soup, got spice?
got brains like us? got skills like us?
got cars? got clothes? got girls like us?
wassup we the shit and we kill ya'll fools
we got money in the bank from our family jewels
can we help it if we raid and corrupt the schools?
it don't matter fuck the law shit we break the rules
we jack cars, pop games, yo we got the tools
flip it up, break it down then we shoot some pool,
you fuck with me, you fuck with all bitch, don't think it's cool
one on one fuck that it's three on one no duels

got rice bitch? got rice?
anything you can show that is nice?
got cash,got moves, got thoughts like us?
Fuck no, Hell you white you'll never be like us
Take off your shoes when you enter please
or Crawl around on the floor with your fucking knees
don't mind the smell you'll get used to it
moth balls, fried squid, and that buddha shit
what the hell is that you think i don't see
no forks in the house chops sticks only
have a taste don't be scared try the lemon tea
you don't want thats alright try the fuck on me

Got rice bitch, got rice?
Got luck anytime you roll the dice?
your luck is bad unless you run and hide,
coz we're thugs for life baby, Asian Pride...

It's the azn nigga fuck the rest
Dallas to New York jigga, we the best
Vietnam to Japan to Mongolia
Philippines to Taiwan to Cambodia
Korea, ah ah, hometown China
who you got, huh?
you got shit nigga, feel the size
it's the A-Z-N better recognize

got rice, bitch? got rice?
got food, got soup, got spice?
got brains like us? got skills like us?
got cars? got clothes? got girls like us?
wassup we the shit and we kill ya'll fools
we got money in the bank from our family jewels
can we help it if we raid and corrupt the schools?
it don't matter fuck the law shit we break the rules
we jack cars, pop games, yo we got the tools
flip it up, break it down then we shoot some pool,
you fuck with me, you fuck with all bitch, don't think it's cool
one on one fuck that it's three on one no duels

got rice bitch? got rice?
anything you can show that is nice?
got cash,got moves, got thoughts like us?
Fuck no, Hell you white you'll never be like us
Take off your shoes when you enter please
or Crawl around on the floor with your fucking knees
don't mind the smell you'll get used to it
moth balls, fried squid, and that buddha shit
what the hell is that you think i don't see
no forks in the house chops sticks only
have a taste don't be scared try the lemon tea
you don't want thats alright try the fuck on me

Got rice bitch, got rice?
Got luck anytime you roll the dice?
your luck is bad unless you run and hide,
coz we're thugs for life baby, Asian Pride...


Submitted by karates_badboy (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:43:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:37:17 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:30:41 (#)
Ranking: -2

sure.
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What kind of answer is sure? You are too judgemental! Or are you just a bitch?

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shes just very jealous that shes not the only good looking lady around here anymore.

Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:43:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I used that as a filename for a joke. I know sico, I am not him. What can I do to prove I am not at alter?

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:41:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:38:08 (#)
Ranking: 0

Chick fight...cat fight!!! Shlongy's getting a chubby!!!
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fuck that, this chick is just that sicofag. Look at the filename of the picture.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:38:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Chick fight...cat fight!!! Shlongy's getting a chubby!!!

Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:30:41 (#)
Ranking: -2

sure.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

What kind of answer is sure? You are too judgemental! Or are you just a bitch?

Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:33:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-14 11:58:58 (#)
Ranking: 2

i <3 mETHOD

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:33:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Do you accept Shlongy Jr. in ALL holes?

If so, you may be added to my "list".

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:30:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

sure.

Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:30:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:13:05 (#)
Ranking: -2

yep, first post applies to her.


So by looking at one picture of me and reading one story how in the hell do you know that your first post applies to me. You don't me for shit!

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:16:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:04:54 (#)
Ranking: 0

I assure you I am real...I can supply more pics...
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SHOW ME YOUR CUNNY

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:16:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Scourge, still having a bad day? It's friday, lighten up.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:16:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:14:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

LOOK AT THIS HAPPY HORSESHIT.

NOW PINDICKS 'BROTHER' IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY.

PLEASE, ALL OF YOU, GO AND EAT THE STUFF THAT YOU FIND UDER THE KITCHEN SINK. UBER IS ALREADY A BIG ENOUGH RETARD CONVENTION.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I've seen prettier faces on clocks.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:13:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

yep, first post applies to her.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hadley, 6 is too old for me.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh LA DE FREAKING DA, NOW

Submitted by exposed (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:09:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You guys are being asses.

Submitted by exposed (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yah.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:08:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

One post a day, cockholster.

And if you really banged sickofsemen and felt it, you must be 6.

Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:07:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thank you scourge, that was so nice of you!

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

1.) Who are you?

2.) Why the fuck should we care?

3.) You are diseased.

4.) Fuck you.

5.) Fuck you still.

6.) Die.

Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:04:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I assure you I am real...I can supply more pics...

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What the fuck is this uberdirectory thing anyway??

And i'd consider banging you if a bird shat on your face first.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:02:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hey well i begrudgingly entered. i'm ok with being left outta round two asshole.

btw hon, you're cute but i think you're 13. and you also look like my first post might apply to you.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:02:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I thought phuzzy gave you a bunch of pics.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I assure you that she is real.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If she's not real, I don't care either, Cabaretgirl almost won last year

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:00:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Obvious alter and a fake.

On a side note, if you can really find out who that broad is, I'd be interested in eating her box for lunch today...around two-ish.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I really don't care who she's banged, I just need some contestants for this fucking thing, the first one was a trainwreck

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

will this ever get old?

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-14 11:59:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

method, check out the filename and don't be mad, but I warned her about you.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-14 11:58:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i <3 mETHOD

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-14 11:57:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If you want to be in part 2 of the uberwomenz beauty competition, email me with a more scandalous picture - nothing bad, but something that will give you a better chance to win

ubermethod @ gmail.com


Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-14 11:57:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No way... you're far too hot to be partcipating in this madness.

If not, let the heat begin...

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-07-14 11:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

excrete some makeup you horse faced bitch

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-07-14 11:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Flipping gorgeous, a lovely way to end my working day

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-14 11:55:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd hit it. Oh wait, I already did.


Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.

-- Homer Simpson
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