Uberdirectory Cam thingy (2628 hits)
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Submitted by Jean (View user info) at 2006-07-14 12:39:10 EDT
Dad always called me a tomboy, I guess he was kind of right.
This is me with my first ram.
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-24 05:07:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-01 09:36:03 EDT (#)
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Ahhhh, yes. I remember my first ram.
It came with my first PC.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH I'M SO FUCKING FUNNY IT HURTS TO BREATHE HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA!!!one!!two!!!
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BWAhahahahahahhaahhahaha nooo stop stop you funny funny guy bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
heh
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-17 11:45:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not going to retal minus review you, but what the fuck. You think you can talk?
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-01 09:36:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ahhhh, yes. I remember my first ram.
It came with my first PC.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH I'M SO FUCKING FUNNY IT HURTS TO BREATHE HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA!!!one!!two!!!
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2006-08-01 09:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Flannel, Jeans, Boots, Gun, "The Kill".
Yep, Tom Boy.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:50:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
freerange mutton.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aww, how cute. In a murderous sort of way.
I didn't know people actually ate rams. I guess country folk will eat anything they can shoot, huh?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:44:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-17 03:39:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't say "most women", Corn.
I said "Most I see"
Big difference.
Most women I see are out and about at the tavern, where they're trying to flaunt their mams with clothes that strippers think are pretty trashy.
You don't tend to see the girls with a good ol' natural chest, because they don't try to stand out in the crowd, which is fine by me. Those are the ones I enjoy being around, because they're not so self-centered that they don't realize that they pissed themselves after their ninth Belvedere/RedBull.
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strippers rarely think anything is trashy. most of haute couture right now is total shit and i'd rather dress like a stripper than that glam crap.
boobs are nice fake or real. both can turn out bad though.
if someone pisses themselves after 9 drinks they're a pussy.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:35:23 EDT (#)
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Further proof that everything Greening knows about boobs came from porn.
Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2006-07-18 03:35:04 EDT (#)
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Ramwhore?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-18 02:24:09 EDT (#)
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hey Greening that doesn't even make any sense
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-07-18 02:12:57 EDT (#)
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not surprisingly, jgreening doesn't know anything about tits
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-17 03:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't say "most women", Corn.
I said "Most I see"
Big difference.
Most women I see are out and about at the tavern, where they're trying to flaunt their mams with clothes that strippers think are pretty trashy.
You don't tend to see the girls with a good ol' natural chest, because they don't try to stand out in the crowd, which is fine by me. Those are the ones I enjoy being around, because they're not so self-centered that they don't realize that they pissed themselves after their ninth Belvedere/RedBull.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-17 02:43:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You remind me of a friend from college.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-16 20:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't listen! Its a scam! You're underaged! Its illegal!
Post about your killing instead. Hunting. Whatever.
Please?
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-07-16 18:31:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:43:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
I do still have some feminine parts to me.
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Post pictures of these "parts" please... thanks.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-07-16 17:50:25 EDT (#)
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Jay, from what you are saying, MOST women have implants??
If most C's you see are really fake B's and most D's are fake C's, that's what you're saying.
I think it's much more likely that you don't know what a real breast looks like.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-07-16 17:42:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you for your ranking!
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Your opinion is very important to us. Since you have either submitted it in all capital letters or with reaaaaaaallllly long words, we will consider it to be that much more important. We would like to write you a personalized message here, but since you haven't figured out how to turn off the caps lock key or use the space bar, chances are you never learned to read anyway.
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What the fuck is that?!?!?! I just had this huge long review for Jay, siting average cup size in america, average height and weight, all indicating that a 140 pound, C cup woman is AVERAGE, therefore his preceptions are fucked, and I got THAT message???
That message is only for post titles I thought?
motherfuck.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-16 02:03:26 EDT (#)
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Corn: As I said, C's a perfect if proportionate. Sadly, most C's I see are fake B's. And most D's I see are fake C's. Welcome to the country where bigger is supposedly better kid.
And AJ, I don't need your pity, man. I need your lanky ass to get the bag of coffee off the top shelf so you can make me my god damned mocha.
What you think you see is so biased it's sad, man.
Submitted by wingester1 (user info) at 2006-07-16 01:52:50 EDT (#)
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shut the fuck up. dickheads!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-15 11:32:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well shit Jean, you've managed to get this camwhore up to number 3 on Most Heated.
And it's your 4th post.
We now expect remarkable things out of you, young lady.
Or the gutting and cleaning of that ram will be nothing compared to what lies in store for you...
I'm kidding!!! **looks around**
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-07-15 10:45:41 EDT (#)
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Jay you're like the kid someone's parents send home from the party or playground. Not because you're endangering anyone, but because you're an embarassment to yourself and anyone that knows you.
I've said it before, I'll say it again...
I sincerely pity you.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-07-15 10:31:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-07-15 07:23:19 (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-14 23:38:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
OH and 34B is nice.
C is perfect if it fits the body size, but most glas with C's have fakies, and they're out of proportion with the rest of the body.
Still, I'd do ya in the pooper.
As long as it's a decent pooper.
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What the fuck are you talking about? C's are a pretty average size. Most girls I know are c's
There's know way you know more about girls than Greening. He's a pimp. Women can't get enough of him. Which I guess is a good thing, when you consider how much there is.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-15 10:28:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-07-15 07:23:19 (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-14 23:38:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
OH and 34B is nice.
C is perfect if it fits the body size, but most glas with C's have fakies, and they're out of proportion with the rest of the body.
Still, I'd do ya in the pooper.
As long as it's a decent pooper.
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What the fuck are you talking about? C's are a pretty average size. Most girls I know are c's, and the only girl I know with fake tits is **edited just in case it's not common knowledge**, and she's at least a D. If she doesn't mind me speculating.
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Yeah, I didn't want to say anything Jay, but eh... C's are a normal cup size for your average woman.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-07-15 07:23:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-14 23:38:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
OH and 34B is nice.
C is perfect if it fits the body size, but most glas with C's have fakies, and they're out of proportion with the rest of the body.
Still, I'd do ya in the pooper.
As long as it's a decent pooper.
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What the fuck are you talking about? C's are a pretty average size. Most girls I know are c's, and the only girl I know with fake tits is **edited just in case it's not common knowledge**, and she's at least a D. If she doesn't mind me speculating.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-15 04:40:32 EDT (#)
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I thought nath was sleeping with jamie
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The first night, yeah. But Friday night I'm pretty sure it was Nath and Phuzzy, because that was the only time I can actually remember Phuzzy sleeping with all of us, the other nights he was with the Henderson gal.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-15 04:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-15 01:07:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
LOL you got him!!
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NOW look what you've done - poor little vegetarian. Go murder some boys clothes thorpe, she loves them.
Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2006-07-15 01:56:49 EDT (#)
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i'll show you ram.
...
(no?)
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2006-07-15 01:35:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You should have looked for some peyote after this picture.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-15 01:30:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-15 00:05:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
I always drool over Bart, I mean, c'mon, haven't you seen him in his red boxers?
Good LAWD!
And Crystle, you know I'm kidding.
I was too busy filming Phuzzy and Nath sleeping in the same bed.
Um, I should stop.
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I thought nath was sleeping with jamie
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-15 01:07:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LOL you got him!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-15 00:57:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wouldn't go that far, OCG. *cough*cocksmoker*cough*
I just fellaciate him whenever he asks, and in return, I get to see Ubercode for a few seconds.
I think I can code the logo now.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-15 00:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ooooh.. goood to know.
Thanks
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-15 00:15:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, I'm sorry Crystle... It's been one of those nights, hon.
You totally want to stay away from my last UGR post.
In Fact, Hadley even said it was NSFC - "Not Safe For Crystle"
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-15 00:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
kaos, you alright there?
don't blame me for the offel here.
and serioulsy.. gore? In a review? Sigh..
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-07-15 00:11:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oops, made a mistake there....
/s/Bart/Bart-Bart/g
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-15 00:09:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Poor little innocent Jean.
Her Camwhore has turned into something vile and perverse.
TeH Lord Jaysis fucking Nazi Babies in their Bloody eye sockets... I love this site occationally...
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-15 00:06:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
well, who doesn't want a phuzzy nath'l?
best drink to get a girl giggly
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-07-15 00:06:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Think Jay and Bart....Like Spike and Tike on Loony Toons...
"Hey Bart, what are ya gonna do on Uber next Bart? OOH! I can point alters Bart! Hey Bart! Hey Bart! Wanna see my SHITTY ALTER ALERT chant in public in Vegas? Hey Bart, I made a -2DIE thong. Want me to wear it on my head, Bart?"
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-15 00:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I always drool over Bart, I mean, c'mon, haven't you seen him in his red boxers?
Good LAWD!
And Crystle, you know I'm kidding.
I was too busy filming Phuzzy and Nath sleeping in the same bed.
Um, I should stop.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-15 00:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Geek - if he was drooling over Bart, some probably got on me.
EWWW..
Although, I do have a MUCH bigger set than Bart does. No wonder they're too big for Jay.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-07-15 00:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah. Like Jay wasn't drolling over Bart the whole time anyway....
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-15 00:01:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hehehehehehe... Jay's done it now.
You don't FUCK with the Crystle!!!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-15 00:00:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Jay...
man....
that's seriously wrong.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-14 23:58:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
From what I could tell when you were sleeping, they were a bit big for me.
Um...
Wait...
Fuckin hell...
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-14 23:55:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Jay... am <I> that out of proportion, then?
no fakies here
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2006-07-14 23:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Right the fuck on! My hat is off.
Banga
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-14 23:38:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH and 34B is nice.
C is perfect if it fits the body size, but most glas with C's have fakies, and they're out of proportion with the rest of the body.
Still, I'd do ya in the pooper.
As long as it's a decent pooper.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-14 23:29:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sure you make a TON of money, AJ.
You suck dick like a CHAMP, and I'm sure in Iowa that's a skill in short supply.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2006-07-14 23:11:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good job, how far out was the shot?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-07-14 23:01:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jay I make enough to buy and sell you, chunk-monkey.
I don't have the obesity to support.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-07-14 21:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
pretty hot. I think it's the whole weapon thing. Maybe I'm just weird like that.
and personally, I'd only like to see your tits in a more..."special" situation.
Special as in when I'm outside your bathroom window with binoculars and a pocket pussy. Ya know, a tender moment like that.
needs more jews though. I'm just sayin' like a jewish superhero in the background carrying the ten commandments in one hand, and a shotgun in the other.
then I'd be all "+2 for the jewish superhero with the ten commandments and shotgun"
but ya didn't think to include the jew did you?
noooo....
noone ever includes the jewish superheros.
and that's why you're only getting a +1.
still...not too bad looking.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-07-14 21:21:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:22:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
It is because you post contained the following:
-guns
-dead animals that you killed
-a flannel shirt
-a lack of excessive make-up
-hunting
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Man, isn't that sexy?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-14 21:13:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And Shlongy, after this insaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane weightloss, I only have the boobs of a halfway decent centerfold now.
I know, it's a sad day.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-14 21:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ya know, I must be a magnet or something.
AJ only seems to reply to shit I've said.
Then i have to slap him on his fucking head and tell him to keep sucking, or else he won't get his 2dollas.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-07-14 20:17:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-14 20:00:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
I dunno Drogo...
I just think she's young.
I believe she said somewhere that she's 19.
Obviously she's not from a metropolitan area.
I don't think this is an alter or anything that clever.
**quickly switches computers so to respond as EmoJean**
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OK in that case have the +2. I'm fucked, and not in the good way so I'm off too bed
It seems everyone camwhored on the same day as me. Makes me think of aeroplane with the chap who keeps on comming up with " I picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue" or "I picked a bad day to quit smoking"
I Picked a bad day to camwhore!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-07-14 20:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
girl with a gun. +2. end of discussion.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-14 20:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dunno Drogo...
I just think she's young.
I believe she said somewhere that she's 19.
Obviously she's not from a metropolitan area.
I don't think this is an alter or anything that clever.
**quickly switches computers so to respond as EmoJean**
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-07-14 19:52:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I really want to say this:
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:00:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
nice pic..pretty girl
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But this really does make me doubt her:
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:02:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
wow, I'm felling a little uneasy about all of this.
People asking about sex and pictures of my breasts, I mean I've seen this stuff here on uber but never been a party to it.
I'm 34B, I don't know if that's big or small or what....or by whose standards.
But that's it, no pictures of me with no bra or anything like that, I'm sure my family would not approve of that.
And what the hell is 'hide the tip'?
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Can anyone really be that far removed?
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This is what sealed it though. LAMBASTED that just doesn't fit in with the rest what so ever.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:19:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
I really thought I'd get torn to shreds for this.
I've seen girls post plastic pictures on uber before and get lambasted, I just figured I'd post one that said something about me.
Uber...keeps you guessing
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-14 19:37:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Anyway, jgreening's carrying enough tits for the two of you.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-07-14 19:26:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-14 18:41:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm with Kaos, on this.
Although, I do love me some boobs from time to time, I prefer the smallish ones long term.
Less likely to sag to the knees at 50 years old.
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You say this as if you actually have potential to bed a 50-year-old.
Or maybe in some Quixotical way you were thinking that some girl would actually overcome your lack of an interesting personality enough to hee hee MARRY you.
You slay me, Jay.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-14 19:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:45:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
With those shoulders, there's something scarily masculine about...um...her.
Maybe kaos-king can check for a penis?
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HAHAHA!!!!!
**weeps in secret**
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-14 18:41:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm with Kaos, on this.
Although, I do love me some boobs from time to time, I prefer the smallish ones long term.
Less likely to sag to the knees at 50 years old.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-14 18:34:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Its a good thing you slew that beast. You make the world a better place. I bet you don't even care when your nail breaks. I bet your nails don't even break.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-07-14 18:07:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:22:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:17:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:41:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
How big are your tits, honey? There is a very small army (very very small no pun intended) of small titted women on Uber. We're always looking for new recruits.
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yeah what's it me you and anansie?
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And Ghola. Hmmm... all the chicks that I find the most attractive on this site...
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</hormones>
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-07-14 18:05:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm joining the Marines. I will probably kill a guy someday. I have no problem with that. However, I will never go hunting. I stepped on a garter snake while rock climbing a week ago and felt terrible.
Given the choice, I'd rather kill people than animals.
+0? You're hot as far as uber women go. I'd imagine with a nice tan you'd be fuckable.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-14 17:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-14 17:05:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
awwwwwwww..... look at teh liddle widdle wam.....
wait.
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HAhaha that was the funniest review ive seen in awhile.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-07-14 17:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-14 17:05:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awwwwwwww..... look at teh liddle widdle wam.....
wait.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-14 16:47:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
See? For those of you that thought that Shlongy as a Uber reviewer was 'dead" and only running reruns...I hit another grand salami in this post.
Speaking of salami, email a picture of you "mounting your kill" in your underwear please, so I can slap MY salami.
Also, I think you asked earlier if Zoidberg is a guy or a broad.
He's neither. He's a mo.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-14 16:32:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't listen to DC, my offer on the Rohypnol cocktail still stands. Really, I'm a great listener.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-14 16:26:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't sweat the comments, honey. It's trial by fire for the first couple of posts and you'll get used to it
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-07-14 16:19:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Absolutely no content other than a camwhjore form a noob -2.
In the replies...you're either incrediably shletered (is good...somuch I could teach you) or you'er having us on.
You're also pretty cute, as much as I'd like to see more women camwhoring naked round here it is frowned upon, though people would say it isn't, even most of the guys who ask for it will for some reason insult the looks of anyone who does.
Sicosemen is a bit of a twat.
Zoidberg is a gay guy,possibly a little bi,if the woman concerned happens to be doing him with a strap-on.
Actually Sicosemen is a lot of a twat. Welcome to Uber. Show us your tits. Post some content next time.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-14 16:13:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:37:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
oh no sir, I like boys...not many of them because the seem to have their heads in their asses most of the time...but I definately like boys.
Not to say that there aren't any beautiful women out there.
is zoidberg a boy or girl?
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A boy . A miserable one at that....but it's just the way he is.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-14 16:02:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-14 16:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
awe look at Wildcat, tiny little fists pumping in the air in anger
you're so cute little buddy
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-07-14 16:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is why I hate this god damn "uberdirectory". Fucking losers and unknowns just start popping up posting pictures of themselves and the last time they had a post was months ago. This should be fucking outlawed.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
chicks+guns+death = auto +2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:49:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where are you in this picture. Those cacti are cool.
Cacti, such a strange word.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:45:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
With those shoulders, there's something scarily masculine about...um...her.
Maybe kaos-king can check for a penis?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:41:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Zoidberg likes boys. Which does not really answer your question.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:40:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:13:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:02:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
And what the hell is 'hide the tip'?
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hahahahah.
Oh, that's great.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:53:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and I see Jgreening has already started drooling over either you...or the hunk of dead red meat laying next to you.
You have permission to unload a couple of rounds into jgreening if he gets near you.
Good luck lifting, cleaning and mounting THAT carcass.
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So many freaking gems on this post.
Nice kill.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by karates_badboy (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:26:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
One million dollars says Jean can take a guy home and give him the best sex hes ever had, I dont know why but I really truly feel that way.....maybe its the way shes grabbing onto that rams horn, eh, who knows congrats on being sexy.
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Nope. Look at the smile. Too tight, too controlled. She's scared to open up all the way, to really express happiness. She has problems with admitting to herself how she really feels, she doesn't want people to see her vulnerable side.
She may even be a little scared of her own sexuality.
My money is on the first time she had an orgasm (through self manipulation of course, as no penis has likely been able to do it yet) she felt a little ashamed. Dirty even.
No, I'm pretty sure you're wrong..
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh no sir, I like boys...not many of them because the seem to have their heads in their asses most of the time...but I definately like boys.
Not to say that there aren't any beautiful women out there.
is zoidberg a boy or girl?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:29:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you know, I don't usually +2 camwhores...male or female...but shit you're my type of girl and you don't look all fucking fake or the typical slore type of camwhoring ubernoob.
so +2 Jean, good kill (glad to hear you ate it)
Now post some fucking content next time or I'll be forced to call you names and such.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:27:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Dad always called me a tomboy, I guess he was kind of right. "
He meant "ugly dyke"
Submitted by karates_badboy (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One million dollars says Jean can take a guy home and give him the best sex hes ever had, I dont know why but I really truly feel that way.....maybe its the way shes grabbing onto that rams horn, eh, who knows congrats on being sexy.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
don't worry about the negativity.
it's just uber, you'll get used to it.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:17:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:41:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
How big are your tits, honey? There is a very small army (very very small no pun intended) of small titted women on Uber. We're always looking for new recruits.
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yeah what's it me you and anansie?
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
And Ghola. Hmmm... all the chicks that I find the most attractive on this site...
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:19:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
I really thought I'd get torn to shreds for this.
I've seen girls post plastic pictures on uber before and get lambasted, I just figured I'd post one that said something about me.
Uber...keeps you guessing.
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It is because you post contained the following:
-guns
-dead animals that you killed
-a flannel shirt
-a lack of excessive make-up
-hunting
And did not contain:
-you and your drunk friend showing your titties
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:19:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I really thought I'd get torn to shreds for this.
I've seen girls post plastic pictures on uber before and get lambasted, I just figured I'd post one that said something about me.
Uber...keeps you guessing.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:17:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jean, you really are an innocent young lady. Why don't you come over and I'll pour you a nice Rohypnol cocktail and you can tell me all about your interesting life. I'm a great listener.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:17:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:41:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
How big are your tits, honey? There is a very small army (very very small no pun intended) of small titted women on Uber. We're always looking for new recruits.
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yeah what's it me you and anansie?
stupid leilani and getting pregnant..
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:16:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah Jean... Unease is the general feeling most young women get when they first come to Uber.
Your delicate nature will eventually be eroded away and replaced by bitterness and hedonism.
Think of it as a type of cultural and spirtual evolution.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:15:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
MURDERER
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:13:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:02:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
And what the hell is 'hide the tip'?
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hahahahah.
Oh, that's great.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:06:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:02:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
wow, I'm felling a little uneasy about all of this.
People asking about sex and pictures of my breasts, I mean I've seen this stuff here on uber but never been a party to it.
I'm 34B, I don't know if that's big or small or what....or by whose standards.
But that's it, no pictures of me with no bra or anything like that, I'm sure my family would not approve of that.
And what the hell is 'hide the tip'?
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I thinks is kind of like the game I like to play called 'Hide the Salami'...
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck yea.
A countrygirl can survive...
...on ram and cacti.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:02:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wow, I'm felling a little uneasy about all of this.
People asking about sex and pictures of my breasts, I mean I've seen this stuff here on uber but never been a party to it.
I'm 34B, I don't know if that's big or small or what....or by whose standards.
But that's it, no pictures of me with no bra or anything like that, I'm sure my family would not approve of that.
And what the hell is 'hide the tip'?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:00:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:53:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and I see Jgreening has already started drooling over either you...or the hunk of dead red meat laying next to you.
You have permission to unload a couple of rounds into jgreening if he gets near you.
Good luck lifting, cleaning and mounting THAT carcass.
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Is there a category for 0's that deserve +2s?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice pic..pretty girl
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:45:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, I think this calls for you to camwhore tomorrow in a sheer white tank top with no bra.
((BAMF, Kaos-King is rating with his penis again!!!))
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This is just TOO fucking funny
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and I see Jgreening has already started drooling over either you...or the hunk of dead red meat laying next to you.
You have permission to unload a couple of rounds into jgreening if he gets near you.
Good luck lifting, cleaning and mounting THAT carcass.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:52:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
when you emailed me and said you were posting a picture of you getting "rammed" this isn't what I had in mind...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can you take the same picture, minus the shotgun...and the pants and panties?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:45:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:41:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
How big are your tits, honey? There is a very small army (very very small no pun intended) of small titted women on Uber. We're always looking for new recruits.
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Yes, I think this calls for you to camwhore tomorrow in a sheer white tank top with no bra.
((BAMF, Kaos-King is rating with his penis again!!!))
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alright. Checklist.
Decently good looking woman? Check.
Gun? Check.
Dead animal? Check.
Looks good in baseball cap? Check.
*swoon*
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How big are your tits, honey? There is a very small army (very very small no pun intended) of small titted women on Uber. We're always looking for new recruits.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:24:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OH MY GOD
I just realized that you look like a guy I dated.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:21:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you think if I put the safety on that we could play a game of just the tip?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you know Jeff Corwin?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:13:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not counting the bloody animal in your hand, you look surprisingly normal.
Cute Even.
Of course, that cuteness factor could have easily been raised by the bloody animal in your hand...
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:50:12 (#)
Ranking: 1
I prefer hunting the most dangerous game...thats right! The Stay Puft Marshmallow man!
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I chuckled at this.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're purty. I'd fuck your mouth ... WITH MY PENIS!
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:04:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
auto hillbilly -1
and also, i like rams.
no yams, though. yams are disgisting.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:57:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good girl. You kill it, you clean it. Welcome to Uber.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:55:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no i meant like the smell of it. i guess sting wasn't the right word. it doesn't really burn or anything, but it's just a scent that makes me feel like it's soaked into my nostrils. like even after a shower and a good change of clothes the memory of blood stays there for a little while. i don't enjoy gutting things. too bad animals are tasty.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ghey Butt secks.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:50:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I prefer hunting the most dangerous game...thats right! The Stay Puft Marshmallow man!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:45:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
real men wear flannel
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:43:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sting my nose?
not really, I mean understand that I'm a hunter and a tomboy but I'm still a girl so I do what I have to do and get done with it. I don't terribly enjoy the gutting or cleaning but its what I have to do.
I do still have some feminine parts to me.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:32:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
does the smell of blood ever sting your nose? it does me, i'm wondering if that's just me.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's alright petal.
Seriously though you should post more as you have insight to add to Uber.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny, you don't look emo. +2 for self-sufficiency.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:27:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aww, Jean I guess you're sheltered and not too used to our cruelity and sadistic humor. I'm pretty happy that I creeped you. Did you mount it?
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not going to say where I live, that sico guy is freaking me out a bit.
Did I clean it, well I helped. Dad was really showing me and I helped where I could and just watched while he butchered. I've cleaned one other since then though.
Berty - um...thanks for being honest?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes you killed it, but did you clean it as well?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:18:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You remind me of my sister, what with the outdoor theme and everything. I guess that means that it'll never work out between us. I'm sure you're crushed but I feel the need to be honest.
You should do more posts about post natal depression and working with your hands.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, i'd say "next time" but hopefully you're not going to restart a name just because of that. ok well next random website you sign up for pick something else as a user name if it gives the opportunity to change how you show up with a nickname.
um... where do you live? if it's somewhere where they sell buffalo/elk jerky i'll pay ya for a pack or two.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like you could clean up well, and how big are your tits? I'm thinking C cup.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I want to say mean things to you here, but I just don't have the heart for it right now.
Maybe I'll come back later. Who knows?
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Are the muddy knees from thanking your Dad for taking you hunting?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:07:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But whom killed him and why?
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:03:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Women with dirty knees always look prettier
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:03:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the Emo thing was supposed to be a joke after lurking here a while, I guess I'm stuck with it now
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:02:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the way you are spreading your legs now if only I can get you to tie a boot string around my neck when we do it.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
christ it's too late for you to take the emo out of your name.
:(
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:56:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No fence around the ram, I was never taught to hunt for sport...we ate it.
19 in the picture actually.
As far as being ugly, well I was always taught that ugly didn't have much to do with how I looked but more about how I acted and in that sense I feel pretty beautiful.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:51:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're cute and have a gun and dinner in your hands.
still look 13. what's with all the kids? christ is anyone new legal here?
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:49:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Was there a fence around the ram?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:49:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:48:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Cacti
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:48:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'RAM'
-Helmut Cat
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:48:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Cacti
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:41:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hun ya shotem in the neck. Good chuting.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
maybe if you were a little prettier you could get rammed by a human