Scotland the Drunk (970 hits)
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Submitted by The Taste of Monkeys (View user info) at 2006-07-14 12:47:49 EDT
Back to pure random nonesense tommorrow with another episode of Anti Goblin Hyper Force 2
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-26 20:32:41 EDT (#)
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Och, we're always doomed
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-07-22 06:36:46 EDT (#)
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+2 fellow Celt! Are you going to any of the Scotland 'qualification' games? We're doomed, DOOMED!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-07-22 05:41:02 EDT (#)
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I want the names of your pubs, all of them. You won't know when or where, but two American womenz are coming to find you.
Live Action Nerd Duel. L.A.N.D. for short. It's coming.
ubershadow.at.hotmail.com
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-15 18:01:53 EDT (#)
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yeah Jay, your dad is shitting you up. Just remember though that if you drive in a sensible, well mannered way, the police WILL stop you since everyone else on the road is a psychopathic boor with no manners whose only goal is to get to where they are goin as fast as possible and damn the consequences.
I live in Glasgow, once the second city of the British empire, now the murder capital of Europe.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-14 22:32:27 EDT (#)
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So, I hate to ask now, since I should know this, staying on your couch and all.
Where exactly DO you live?
I know I'm spending 4-5 days in London, 1-2 in Ireland and 1-2 in Scotland, making a big messy trek of things.
Also, it *is* possible for a foreigner to rent a car in England, right? I'm trying to figure out if my Dad is pulling my leg (he's over there right now) in saying that you need to take a teaining course to learn to drive on the left... He does that sort of thing, and sometimes it's hard to tell.
Anyway.
Yeah.
And such.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-14 22:28:59 EDT (#)
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Uberer You Wish Lived Near You: Axolotl, I like to corrupt the young
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SERPENTINE SCOTCH INCISORS
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-07-14 18:48:44 EDT (#)
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Not all North-East towns are dull and grey- Oldmeldrum is a somewhat dilapidated shade of brown, and Forres has a kind of putrid green feel to it.
Peterhead, though. What a shithole.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-07-14 18:43:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-14 16:15:57 (#)
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i want to move to Scotland = (
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I suggest you don't, it's cold grey and hostile.
</bitter englishness>
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-14 17:23:09 EDT (#)
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I do have to say i enjoy your post as they are funny unique.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-14 16:15:57 EDT (#)
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i want to move to Scotland = (
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-14 16:08:10 EDT (#)
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On the next to last picture, whoever the green player is, he's nackered, he is
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:51:40 EDT (#)
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I love picture posts.
Looks like a blast.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:30:50 EDT (#)
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God Damn, do I love me some TTOM...
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-14 15:05:40 EDT (#)
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ha ha ha ha ha thats classic!
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:55:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:52:20 EDT (#)
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Everyone should come to Scotland at least once to see...uh...our slums and scumbags that live in them...uh miles of farmland and fuck all else...urrr...the sheep?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:47:08 EDT (#)
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My family on my mother's side is Scottish (both gran and grampa). The Scot side of the family won out over the Brit side of my family and insisted that I was given a proper Scottish name.
Anyway, this side has always been fiercely proud of our heritage.
I was too until I came to Uber and met that horrible, humourless, porn obsessed, miserable twat Zakalwe.
Now I'm not so sure if I'm still proud of my heritage.
But when I see pics of Scotland, something in my collective unconsciousness stirs and I yearn to visit one day.
So I guess I'm saying thanks for all the Scotland pics you've posted.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:44:06 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry.
I love you.
Have my baby.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:43:53 EDT (#)
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Just for that you get a +1.
I am large, I drink quite a bit as it is (although admittedly not as much as you guys) and I have one advantage that people seem to always forget.
I live 6000 feet above sealevel.
Trust me, that makes a MASSIVE difference.
I may not put you all under tables, but I shall stay with you pint for pint until someone has to carry us BOTH home with marker on their face.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:36:37 EDT (#)
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Hey Jay, if you think you can cope with my hard drinking, hard living brutal brutal Scottish life-style then you are more than welcome to kip on my couch.
Just know this: When you pass out WAAAAAAAYYYYYYY before the rest of us due to your lack of Scottish drinking experience we WILL draw on you face and body with permenant marker, take photos and post it ALL over ubersite.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:33:32 EDT (#)
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TTOM, I am sleeping on your couch for a night in February, right?
RIGHT????
Fine. I'll sleep in a tent in Amanda's backyard, then.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:15:03 EDT (#)
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TTOM is Simon Peggs alter.
Submitted by eleanor_rigby (user info) at 2006-07-14 14:00:57 EDT (#)
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I love me some Scottish men.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:50:47 EDT (#)
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TTOM... Um.. Your mate, Kelbie...
HOLY SHIT BIG FUCKING HEAD...
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:46:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:06:55 (#)
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so you had a big night out playing munchkin at 3-am in your jim-jams...
remind me to stop by your place next time im looking to party. just make sure there are no icky girls there or nothing.
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Youre on the list, anyone else?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:39:04 EDT (#)
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+1 for Mrs Massie asking you about your Ipod. Now I want a cup of tea.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:33:37 EDT (#)
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Do I see IRN BRU in that fridge!?!?!?!?!?!
Haven't had any in a LONG time.
Irn Bru, I mean.
Well, actually...
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:31:17 EDT (#)
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Played Munchkin.. always a fun time. Try "Paranoia" if you haven't heard of it before.
Never seen the Zombies game before.. Have to look it up.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:07:21 EDT (#)
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The picture of you lot in the bed playing Zombies is very much openly homoerotic.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:06:55 EDT (#)
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so you had a big night out playing munchkin at 3-am in your jim-jams...
remind me to stop by your place next time im looking to party. just make sure there are no icky girls there or nothing.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-14 13:05:23 EDT (#)
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You are so fucking nerdy but in a good way.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:51:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:48:50 (#)
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your sandwich looks like urbanes cunt
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*pukes*
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-07-14 12:48:50 EDT (#)
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your sandwich looks like urbanes cunt