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Submitted by proofofpurchase (View user info) at 2006-07-14 17:54:56 EDT


....and tried to tell myself that the hair I found in my salad was really one of mine.

































































We observe a bare hand policy in preparing all food.  Our employees wash their hands continually..JPG (71 kB)

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-14 19:36:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What, do you eat at dumpsters?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-14 19:18:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2006-07-14 18:03:56 (#)
Ranking: 0

NUR is overused....be creative, come on I know you've got it in ya
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Dude, I am serious...I looked at this, and my brain actually locked up - I could think of no witty comment to say, AT ALL!

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-07-14 18:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

oh wait you probably meant it ironically or something. meh.

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-07-14 18:14:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-14 17:57:26 (#)
Ranking: 0

Jonny your gay.

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You're.

<whipcrack> wup-pah!



Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-07-14 18:12:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


Testicular ascent in progress...


Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-14 18:11:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is stupid.

Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2006-07-14 18:03:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

NUR is overused....be creative, come on I know you've got it in ya

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-14 17:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Jonny your gay.

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-14 17:57:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-14 17:56:11 (#)
Ranking: 0

ah.

NURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


<overloads, short-circuits>

not much to say here

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-14 17:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ah.

NURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


<overloads, short-circuits>


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