In Soviet Russia, directory ubers you!!!1!11 OR "Chilly Lax camwhores for uberdirectory. Hilarity ensues." (891 hits)
Category: PoliticsRating: -1.54 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Chilly Lax (View user info) at 2006-07-14 19:47:27 EDT
OH NOES I luk soooo fat and you can see my lazy I and...why bother, eh? As soon as the picture hits the front page I'm going to be subjected to the internet equivilent of being bent over a table by crooked cops and having an ungreased nightstick rammed into my anus.
Why fight it?
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-17 19:43:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAR HAR YAKOV SMIRNOFF
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-07-15 13:04:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're right. I'm so disatisfied with my terrible, terrible life that I'm going to go commit suicide.
No, wait, my life is fantastic. Ha.
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2006-07-15 06:48:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fucking retarded. you're so worthless. no wonder your life sucks.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-07-15 06:17:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-07-14 21:16:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
In Soviet Russia, cliche overuses you.
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-07-14 23:08:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nigger
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-07-14 21:26:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-07-14 21:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
In Soviet Russia, cliche overuses you.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-07-14 21:14:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-14 21:06:47 (#)
Ranking: -1
Not meaning to streak break or anything, but I think it'd be interesting to keep Chilly at 0.00 overall, so I'm giving this a -1, which would up the rating, and maybe get his overall right at 0.00
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You're a cunt for breaking my streak...but I want to love you because you keep me on level 0.00...damnit I love you and I hate you...S&M is the only way to solve this.
Blow me.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-14 21:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Not meaning to streak break or anything, but I think it'd be interesting to keep Chilly at 0.00 overall, so I'm giving this a -1, which would up the rating, and maybe get his overall right at 0.00
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-07-14 20:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you ever wanted to know about Chad_Sexington
<boring shite>
Average rating of all messages: 0.00
"0.00" You sir, are my god. Can you ejaculate on my face?
Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2006-07-14 20:25:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-07-14 20:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-14 19:53:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't either of those chicks is Hilarity_Ensuses...
She's gonna be mad at you.
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Hang on, I'm having a relationship with Hilarity_Ensuses!?
Like...a WOMAN!?
hehehehehehahahahrhehehehahahaaa...fuck you all ubersite, I have a life. I don't need to distill your essence into a needle anymore. I'm leaving. Goodbye.
<flounces>
<hides in bushes>
<masturbates>
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-07-14 20:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-07-14 19:58:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
Ugh. Another for file name.
Do you use the space between your ears for anything other than storing semen?
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No.
I can normally get it all in my mouth on the first shot now, without hitting my eyes at all.
I tell you, shooting upwards into a downstaring face and missing the eyes is fucking difficult.
Oh, and while we're on the filename it makes me an arrogant, egocentric asshole with delusions of granduer and growing sideburns. But then again, *I* already knew that, so fuck?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-07-14 19:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ugh. Another for file name.
Do you use the space between your ears for anything other than storing semen?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-14 19:53:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't either of those chicks is Hilarity_Ensuses...
She's gonna be mad at you.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-07-14 19:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-07-14 19:49:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
Ugh.
Your username makes me want to burn you.
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"Funny how I was thinkin' the same thing." - Samuel L Jackson.
By the way, Sideburns, watch your tailfeathers. I'm after you.
Submitted by bokinsmowls (user info) at 2006-07-14 19:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
my post of a cactus was better
-2die
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-07-14 19:51:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-07-14 19:49:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
Ugh.
Your username makes me want to burn you.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-07-14 19:49:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ugh.
Your username makes me want to burn you.