On the Brink of WW III, or why Palestinians and the Irish are Pussies (331 hits)
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Submitted by The Masked Assailant (View user info) at 2006-07-14 22:31:14 EDT
Palestinians are pussies because true fighters know when to accept a win and when to accept a lost. Well guest what Palestine, YOU LOST the war in 1967, get over it, the land is not yours anymore, you lost! It may have been your land, but it's not anymore, you lost the war my friends, so assimilate and coexist in Israel or move the fuck out. Otherwise, your terrorist-tactics are weak and make you look like fucking monkeys. It doesn't matter how the Jews won, because the fact is that they did win, you lost, move on. I'm from the South (Southeastern United States) and we lost the civil war. Yeah it sucks, it fucked up all of our beliefs, but that's life. It would have been nice to have had a slave doing my chores for me as a teenager, but we lost, we got over it, and now I fly an American flag. I fly an American flag even though my country does not allow me to pray to my God in a community with 100% support for school prayer. I fly an American flag even after I witnessed the liberals take our 10 commandments display from outside our court house in Birmingham. So take note Palestinians, you should be flying the Star of David flag with PRIDE, and if you want you can keep your Palestinian flag, as a lot of Southerns have kept our Rebel flag. Otherwise, move to Iran if you're a Shiite or move to Saudi if you're a Sunni. If not quit your bitching, I hate it. I hate hearing you guys protest in the streets here in the USA chanting "free Palestine, free Palestine." You guys are not in prison, you guys are losers of a war, there is nobody to free. The irony is that the liberals here in the USA, the same people that hate us Southerns, are supporters of Palestine. Hypocrites!
As for the Irish. What the fuck is your problem. Same thing, form an army and fight the North if you want a united Ireland, otherwise, quit your bitching, quit your terrorist-tactics, and get on with your lives, you fucking leprechaun bastards. The truth is that you are too scared because you know the north would whoop your asses . . . go orange!
So here it is:
Allies
USA
UK
India
Pakistan
Israel
South Korea
Australia
Canada
New Zealand
Axis
Germany
North Korea
Lebanon
Syria
Iran
Iraq
China
Russia
Palestine (not a country)
Ireland
Venezuela
Cuba
Bolivia
Italy
France
Poland
1996 - 2006:
Well, you know what has happened since Osama's Fatwa in the late 1990s (that will be when the history books say this war started - possibly earlier).
2006 - 2015:
Iran and Syria will get involved soon, Israel will then nuke them. This will bring China and Russia into this as they will want the booty if the Axis' win (oil). It doesn't hurt that Russians hate Jews. Furthermore, Germany is just itching to kill some Jews. They are salivating at the chance to finish off the job that Hitler started. I've been to Germany six times in the last eight years. Germans may have outlawed everything to do with Nazis, but they have the uniforms in their closets ready to go. Germans hate Blacks and they hate Jews (Xenophobia and racism are in their genes I suppose). Additionally, all the Catholic countries will join the Axis, as they too hate Jews. Lebanon is actually a county that will switch to the Allies' side as the government is pro USA-Israel, it's Iran/Syria's Hezbollah running their county now. India and Pakistan will go after each other, so Pakistan will join their Muslim brothers on the Axis. North and South Korea will fight it out. The Latin countries will not do shit. Russia and China will nuke the USA. The UK will destroy Ireland. The USA, UK, Israel, and India will nuke China, Pakistan, and Russia into oblivion.
Aftermath:
The Allies will win, but if you call a bombed out world a win, then we all have really lost. There will then be Cold War II between UK and USA. North Ireland, Scotland, and Wales will attack England. England, the world's original imperialist occupier will finally be eliminated because they are a bunch of wankers without backbones. USA will run the west, India will run the east. USA liberal ideals will be shit as Communism always fails. Thus India will be the world's greatest nation. And Nuevo-Estados will be great too as the Mexicans will take over USA, making it a lovely beacon of fine asses, corona, and siestas. Viva Nuevo-Estados!
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If you want to skip all that, here is my point:
If USA imperialism is shit, then terrorism is painful diarrhea mixed with menstrual blood.
Or I support the cause, but not the tactics.
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Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-07-17 20:33:44 EDT (#)
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"As for the Irish. What the fuck is your problem. Same thing, form an army and fight the North if you want a united Ireland, otherwise, quit your bitching, quit your terrorist-tactics, and get on with your lives, you fucking leprechaun bastards. The truth is that you are too scared because you know the north would whoop your asses . . . go orange!"
Recite all you know about the situation concerning Northern Ireland.
...
Thank you.
Submitted by IamNotTheWorldTradeCenter (user info) at 2006-07-17 20:15:13 EDT (#)
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i had no idea henry kissinger posted on ubersite. that was a brilliant, informed critique of geo-politics and the philisophical implications of nation-states with realition to armed conflict. thank you.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-17 19:45:50 EDT (#)
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Uh, Palestine didnt fight in the 1967 war, that was Egypt and Syria
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-07-15 00:56:44 EDT (#)
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what a waste
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-07-15 00:42:00 EDT (#)
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I'll never get the thirty or so seconds of my life back it took to read this. Fuck.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-07-15 00:21:19 EDT (#)
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First off, all that shit about Christianity you said should have happened, because freed of religion is also freedom FROM religion.
Secondly, your an idiot.
Thirdly, it would be Estados Nuevos, because in Spanish the adjective comes after the noun.
Submitted by CRazyTALk (user info) at 2006-07-14 23:53:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-14 23:45:30 EDT (#)
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Retalitory -2 because I don't like this?
You are such a fucking flamer.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-14 23:31:02 EDT (#)
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Freeloading Irish Cunts! And your guesses as to the makeup of the Allies and Axis probably contribute to the view of Southerners as ignorant, stereotyping racists.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-14 22:48:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The.Masked.Assailant (user info) at 2006-07-14 22:45:08 EDT (#)
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back to the cave for another year
Submitted by The.Masked.Assailant (user info) at 2006-07-14 22:43:57 EDT (#)
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ive been snorting cocaine since 11am. so i'm a little nuts right now. a little shaken
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-07-14 22:43:57 EDT (#)
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um...wait...what?
+1 for your zany imagination
Submitted by The.Masked.Assailant (user info) at 2006-07-14 22:43:10 EDT (#)
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i hope i didnt offend you Jason
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-07-14 22:35:38 EDT (#)
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This was weird, and bullshit of course, but also entertaining.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-14 22:33:19 EDT (#)
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Um...
You're an idiot.
Just lettin ya know, and all...
Submitted by The.Masked.Assailant (user info) at 2006-07-14 22:32:15 EDT (#)
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nevermind, i dont support the cause either. FUCK THE PLO AND THE IRA!