TTOM and Redskieslookfake HAVE A CONVERSATION!! (1285 hits)
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Submitted by The Taste of Monkeys (View user info) at 2006-07-16 14:42:35 EDT
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-06-26 18:05:39 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXeMontXSTI
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-17 13:07:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
still awesome
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-20 11:49:00 EDT (#)
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You're impressed at that email aren't you? ROCK AND ROLL!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-18 09:30:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-17 17:19:18 (#)
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And I repeat:
TTOM, I THINK REDSKIESLOOKFAKE IS CHALLENGING YOU TO A GEEK DUEL!!!!
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If its a transformers geek duel, he wins.
If its a comics geek duel, I win.
If its a standard Geek-off...JUST BRING IT!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-17 19:18:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, geek-boy, now do one where you turn into...
Dr. Strange
(c'mon, what are ya, chicken?)
Oh, and I'll see you at San Diego Comic-Con this week, right?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-17 18:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will admit it.
I have an ORIGINAL COPY ON BETAMAX of Transformers: The Movie.
Sadly, it hasn't been watched in... Oh, about 18 years.
I also have a VHS copy that I bought about 10 years ago...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-17 18:39:56 EDT (#)
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This needs this +2.
I am going home to a double of some nice Irish Whiskey.
Good night.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-17 17:19:18 EDT (#)
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And I repeat:
TTOM, I THINK REDSKIESLOOKFAKE IS CHALLENGING YOU TO A GEEK DUEL!!!!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-17 17:15:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great film. I heartily recommend my reviews
http://www.ubersite.com/m/79435
http://www.ubersite.com/m/79439
I explain much of the hidden subtext
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-17 17:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd be too embarrassed to buy the movie. I may know a guy who has it though. In fact, I'm supposed to go with him and his girlfriend to some comic book convention this week. I don't plan on stepping foot into that geek fest though. I'm going to kidnap his girlfriend so we can run off to Mexico while he's doing his thing.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-17 17:06:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universal_greeting
You need the All Spark Bible. Go buy a copy of Transformers the Movie on DVD.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-17 17:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that like Klingon or something?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-17 17:00:35 EDT (#)
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Bah weep grah nah weep ninni bong!
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-17 16:59:27 EDT (#)
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Why do I find that so hard to believe, red?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-17 16:58:38 EDT (#)
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It's educational LIcious. We'll have Julie speaking the universal greeting in no time.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-17 16:56:13 EDT (#)
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Part 2: redskies and Julie have a conversation
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-17 16:55:14 EDT (#)
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No No No. TTOM is generically geeky, while I am only specifically geeky. Mine is more of a hobby while for TTOM it's a state of mind.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-17 16:53:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have no idea who Galactus is and the only reason I know Unicron is from Transformers is because of TTOM's little side note in this post.
TTOM, I THINK REDSKIESLOOKFAKE IS CHALLENGING YOU TO A GEEK DUEL!!!!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-17 16:49:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You realise that such claims will only encourage him to produce a ludicrous post whereupon he thinks that Galactus can destroy Unicron? No one wants to read that now do they?
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-17 16:48:32 EDT (#)
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Red, watch out. You're dangerously close to overthrowing TTOM and taking over as king of the geeks.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-17 16:45:23 EDT (#)
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http://www.geocities.com/area51/Station/6563/femaleautobots.html
They all had lovely curves.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-17 16:43:57 EDT (#)
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In the first season there was no female Autobot. That's why Ironhide always used to complain about 'those young punks' who kept breaking him in just a little more, while his pimp, Wheeljack 'fixed him up' with drugs so he'd be ready for the next client. Apparently he was 'spacious.'
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-17 16:42:35 EDT (#)
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There were more than that actually - I was just pointing out the most obvious ones. Most were left home while the Menfolk did the fighting. Such is the way of the sexist world of the Transformers.
May I also point to exhibit 'Wheelie'
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheelie_(Transformers)
and the 'growing up' of Hot Rod into Rodimus Prime.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-17 16:37:27 EDT (#)
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Only two female autobots? What happens if they both get killed? That and YOU'RE A LIAR!!!! I DON'T REMEMBER ANY BABY TRANSFORMERS!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-17 16:31:58 EDT (#)
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*withering scorn*
There are FEMALE Autobots too you know. Electra 1, Arcee. Where do you think baby Transformers come from?
Hey baby, let me push my dip stick into you and check your oil pressure!
Hubba-cap hubba-cap!
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-17 16:30:06 EDT (#)
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Oops, yeah that's totally what I meant to say. Now I've got a question for you. Why do you call it a he if it's just a robot?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-17 16:24:09 EDT (#)
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He was a space shuttle too.
His main problem was that his gun was ludicrously oversized - like some vast fake cock.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-17 16:17:53 EDT (#)
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Umm, no one used it because they all turned into some sort of automobile anyway and didn't need to ride on a train?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-17 16:12:49 EDT (#)
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Cheap points that.
Now for a tricky question:
What was the number one problem with the Transformer Astrotrain?
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-17 16:06:04 EDT (#)
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Decepticons? Transformers? Woo! I just increased my geek points by knowing that.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:55:52 EDT (#)
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He's got a fair point.
I am presently watching a programme about the Cold War. And I can't help but think I'd have done it better. Particularly if I could recruit the Decepticons to my cause.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:54:15 EDT (#)
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I would but TTOM already said I'm not geeky enough to be in your geek club. I said I could learn but he says it's not really something that can be taught.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:51:37 EDT (#)
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Join our club Julie. TTOM will make you a geek badge. Wear it with pride.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:45:32 EDT (#)
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Aww, I like geeks even though I don't get their jokes. Ninny bong made me laugh though.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:46:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-17 12:27:37 (#)
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My face would make the best soup
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He's right. I've had Red's Ear soup before, and it's fantastic.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-07-17 12:40:39 EDT (#)
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No Love, TTOM
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Ahahahahhahahaha.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-17 12:27:37 EDT (#)
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My face would make the best soup
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-17 10:16:59 EDT (#)
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I, on the other hand, exist only in the fevered imaginations of madmen.
you know, you guys
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-17 06:40:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-07-17 06:02:26 (#)
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Certifiable. RSLF is merely a figment of your imagination.
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I'm more real than Danger_Ranger
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-07-17 06:05:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-07-17 04:54:27 (#)
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-07-16 20:31:54 (#)
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I got the PJ and Duncan joke, I feel so old
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And I never even watched the programme. Whatever happened to those two?
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PJ and Duncan were two pals played by Anthony McPartlin and Declan Donnelly in the 1990s. In one episode they all went paintballing and, if my memory serves me well, PJ was injured and Duncan removed his goggles to help him then got hit in the eyes with paint and was blinded (may have been other way round).
PJ and Duncan left the series and McPartlin and Donnelly went on to have a standard mediocre music career before going into television presenting as Ant and Dec
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-07-17 06:02:26 EDT (#)
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Certifiable. RSLF is merely a figment of your imagination.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-07-17 04:54:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-07-16 20:31:54 (#)
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I got the PJ and Duncan joke, I feel so old
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And I never even watched the programme. Whatever happened to those two?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-17 02:51:22 EDT (#)
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Bah Weep Grah Nah Weep Ninny Bong!
Yay Transformer: The Movie!
And yes, I am already giddy about the live action one...
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-17 02:33:13 EDT (#)
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Dorks.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-17 00:55:26 EDT (#)
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I can put 160 characters in a text. It's still quite difficult to fit my momumental messages into words, let alone short ones.
I really have no excuse on this review though.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-16 20:54:07 EDT (#)
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Dear Bloody Christ, this was some funny shit...
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-07-16 20:31:54 EDT (#)
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I got the PJ and Duncan joke, I feel so old
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-16 19:40:05 EDT (#)
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yeah right, no one in the UK actually speaks proper Queens' English
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-16 19:17:16 EDT (#)
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I thought you two would speak English...???
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-16 18:55:17 EDT (#)
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Yeah, lookie just explained those to me just now
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-07-16 18:44:48 EDT (#)
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A Mackem is a relegated football fan. Hehe.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-07-16 18:36:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-16 18:25:39 EDT (#)
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I can only be witty in 128 character messages.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-16 17:27:52 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-07-16 17:19:25 EDT (#)
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Well I think it's nice.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-07-16 16:02:42 EDT (#)
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You are such a nerd.
And I like it.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-16 15:30:06 EDT (#)
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Yous furriners is crazy.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-16 15:05:52 EDT (#)
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AWESOME post
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-16 15:02:56 EDT (#)
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Every word is true...right up to the galactc battle, that isnt...it was a UNIVERSAL battle!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-16 15:00:13 EDT (#)
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My own nerdiness excites me.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-16 14:55:39 EDT (#)
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All True.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-16 14:50:27 EDT (#)
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I am most certain that some of these lines are actual excerpts from correspondence with redskieslookfake. Either that, or TTOM is obsessed enough with him to invoke his spirit flawlessly. Now I don't feel so bad about only understanding a fraction of what Jake says to me on any given day- I thought it was because I'm American.
But he's just so adorable..who can resist? Not me, that's who.