RIP HaHa Rabbit (1313 hits)
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Submitted by Darko (View user info) at 2006-07-16 20:30:02 EDT
At around 4am this morning I was driving my car in a slightly non-sober state when I heard a thump. Resisting the urge to continue on my way to Denny's I stopped the car to see what it was that I hit. Imagine my surprise when I saw the bloody corpse of our very own HaHa Rabbit in the road. I cannot live with this guilt and will be turning myself over to the internet police since I have destroyed a beloved icon of the internet community.
HaHa Rabbit was 8 years old at the time of the accident. Rabbit is survived by his three wives, his 25 offspring, and his two gay lovers. He was an honest, hard working rabbit which provide for all of them by dealing carrots. He died a roadedy death. Rest In Peace HaHa Rabbit, you were taken from this world (by myself) far too soon.
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-07-20 21:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
har har emu
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I haven't even started D,
If I get some creative brilliance with such a shitty title, I will post something before I go to bed, but don't hold your breath.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-20 18:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's the title? Oh, the horror?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-07-18 22:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90645
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-17 12:28:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Well, it was better than seeing another picture of Darko, that's for damn sure.
You're in a slump- take two weeks off from Uber and then, kill yourself.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-17 12:15:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hit a rabbit the other day.
How many times has ha ha died.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-17 12:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This 'joke' has been done to death. The dead horse has been flayed raw and it's arsehole raped wide open. Leave it alone man, just leave it alone.
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-17 02:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-17 00:56:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree with hookhand.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-07-17 00:48:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
THIS is why you aren't posting on allmsu right now? Die
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-07-16 23:08:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
At least your not necrophiliac...
right?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-07-16 21:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/78676
BOO YA BITCH
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-16 21:00:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God Damn It, Darko!!!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-16 20:59:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I swear to God, you are the gayest bastard I have ever heard of.
What in the duck kind of title is that?
I hate you.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-16 20:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It's not even worth it's own post? WTF Have some dignity, man..you never uberboarded it like you said or anyth..
sigh
Look, I don't care that much but I'm druunk and I am practicing my sutliness ..no no not sluttiness..that was supposed to say SURLINESS for Deadwood in 10 minutes so I'm looking for any excuse to call you or anyone a cocksucker. But I'd feel badabout that so I'll just be passive aggresssive about it
There. I feel a little bit better now. :)
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-16 20:48:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yeah.
Average_Dan http://www.ubersite.com/m/90473 defeats The_Cyst_Master http://www.ubersite.com/m/90463 . Thanks Dan, now I don't have to go up against cyst!
Darko http://www.ubersite.com/m/90445 beats apathetic Maioriano http://www.ubersite.com/m/90502 . Matt posted the lyrics to the song the title was in reference to along with a picture of the band who sang said song. He got a 1.25 rating too. Anyways, I did better than that.
Championship round: Darko vs. Average_Dan: FRAGGLE ROCK AND THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM
Third Place round: DcWoody (or Mr. Smiley, whichever posts first) vs. The Cyst Master: Oh, the horror!
The round ends at 9:30pm Friday, in exactly six days, the successful posters are tallied and move on to Round Three. An entry must have 3 unique ratings in order to be valid, so be careful about posting at 9pm on Friday because you might end up forfeiting. Despite posting this on Sunday, I did go through the ratings on Friday.
Good luck, and may the most awesome user win!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-07-16 20:45:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Look TTOM I'm really not trying to follow you here but somehow you seem to be one step ahead of me on every post I read. I agree with HAHA RABBIT vs HAR HAR PEENER.
2 votes
And Darko, I am so sorry for your loss.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-16 20:43:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-07-16 20:36:42 (#)
Ranking: 1
I thought it was HAR HAR rabbit with an R...???
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Isnt it Ha Ha Rabbit, Har Har Peenar?
Well, in any case, thats the way I like it and I am king
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-16 20:41:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
They were your only 2 choices?
What about oh..your competition results, slackass?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-16 20:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-07-16 20:36:42 (#)
Ranking: 1
I thought it was HAR HAR rabbit with an R...???
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One of the all time debates along with:
Is it negative two or minus two?
Is it lahl or lowl?
and Is it OH NOES OR OHS NOES?
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2006-07-16 20:39:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, how am I like caul? c'est pas cool!
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-07-16 20:36:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I thought it was HAR HAR rabbit with an R...???
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-16 20:36:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*salutes as flag comes down pole*
dan dan daaaaaaaaaaaannn, dan dan daaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn, dan dan daaaan dan dan daaaan dan dan ddaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn
*fold flag, place on rabbit pie, discard flag, eat pie, 21 gun salute*
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-16 20:33:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He died a roadedy death.
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+2 for that and the filename.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-16 20:32:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If I ever get a rabbit, I am naming it Haha.