NSFW! + Completely unrelated but cool story that has nothing to do with the pornographic collage at the bottom. (1480 hits)
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Submitted by Dalai Queso (View user info) at 2006-07-17 04:17:59 EDT
He felt there was nothing he could do to change the reality he faced. He had good intentions, such pure intentions. There must be a way to redeem it. There must be something he could do to change the world one more time, to fix it...
"Alex!" A tall lanky young man came darting down the hallway, calling his fellow researcher and sweetheart before reaching her office. "Alex! It's done! It WORKS!" Alex shook her head, and spoke calmly to her excited colleague, "Which one, Jed? The magnetic levitating fish bowl or the self adjusting sundial watch? It's still so early."
Not even phased Jed blurted, "I turned it on last night before going home. It should've drained the battery completely in less than an hour. When I got in this morning, it was still working with NO signs of fatigue! My over-unity generator WORKS."
"You're joking... No... You better not-" Alex paused, here eyes wide. Jed wasn't the type to fool around about this. Jed and Alex had been working on this project for over a decade now. After 4 years researching and developing the device, they married and pursued their passion together. Countless hours had been spent researching electrical theory, magnetic properties, scientific fact and conspiracy theories. Time and money had been used pursuing a device that could create more energy than was put into it.
Years they'd spent doing experiments, balancing magnets and carefully recording results. If they truly had succeeded in their quest for free energy, the world could change. A new source of energy that exceeded 100% efficiency would revolutionize every aspect of life on earth as we know it. Not only that, but a local source. One with which you could make a vehicle that outperforms cars in every respect, and never needs any sort of fuel. A source you could purchase once, and power your home with for the rest of your lives - never needing to buy energy again.
Free energy.
"Show me, Jed." Jed understood Alex's somber disposition. Running through Alex's mind were the other results of creating that source; frighteningly powerful enemies. Scores of greedy businesses would be threatened, not all would welcome the change. With maintenance free transport brought about by free energy, everything related to automobiles would be completely obsolete. Oil industries would be worthless. Humanities enslavement to these ecology destroying industries would end, along with these industries trillion dollar incomes.
Jed led Alex down the hall; Alex could here a high pitched whirring coming from one of the offices. Jed looked back at her and smiled, "This could make a lot of toys a lot more entertaining!" Alex realized what Jed meant when she saw the source of the noise. Jed motioned to an RC car setting on a stand leaving the wheels suspended. Then he motioned to the toys remote with a piece of tape on it. "From the store with a full charge, with the remote control left on the forward function, the batteries will be drained within 55 minutes. Our modified version has been running for 12 hours and 14 minutes now! I started it at 8 PM last night. As you can see..."
Alex fainted.
Over the next few weeks they worked furiously to figure out how and to whom to present it. The design was painfully simplistic and fairly easy to reproduce, but patents were irrelevant. All in the past who had sought significant financial gain from their inventions had been intercepted and silenced before their product ever saw the market. Jed and Alex wanted only to end humanities energy enslavement.
They produced as many as they could, then made photocopies of instructions. After equipping a number of battery operated toys with their device and making thousands of copies, they loaded up their car to set out to free the world. The toys would accompany the sets of instructions they gave to certain key people as proof of their success. The papers would be handed out freely, in hopes copies would fall in the hands of those that would pursue the idea and aid in distributing the idea.
A desperate plea was on every copy of instructions, "Please don't try to use this for personal gain. It is imperative that this be spread as far and as fast as possible. People need to know free energy is real and here now. This new source of energy will bring about thousands of new industries and business opportunities! This has been freely given to you and many others. Please distribute this to as many people as you can!"
News spread rapidly. Dozens of scientists, engineers, and wealthy investors were astonished by toys that never ran out of energy. The one page instructions were passed far and wide. The child of one of the engineers posted the instructions on the internet, causing it to spread like wildfire. Within days, news of the invention had leaked to a powerful and corrupt politician.
"Sir, look at these instructions. We made one, and placed it in a high battery consumption circuit. The battery is not draining." The politician lamented, "Another one? What's the source? Have they been silenced? Did you deny the patent and seize the device?"
"Problem, Mr. President, the inventors made no attempt to patent, and have made no claim to intellectual property rights; they didn't event put their names down for credit." The president's face no longer hid his worry, "Where did you find those instructions? Do you have the only copy?" The SS agent lowered his head, "These are being distributed freely on the internet, and the individual that posted these online first was from a large city. Copies have been spread quite far already. We can't even estimate how many know of this already."
"HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN?" The president's face twisted into rage, "Find all sources, all copies, and all constructed devices and destroy them. They are terrorist devices! Threaten those who know about it under the Patriot Act, if you have reason to believe they won't keep quiet... arrange their extermination. Keep it contained. It can't happen yet."
The SS agents nodded and made their exit with haste.
To be continued... If the story gets much attention over the bait -er- collage.
I hope you didn't come solely for the porn.
...Sigh...
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-07-18 01:34:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So I'm driving home from the gym, right? And there's a lightning storm going on. Not much rain, slight drizzle, and it's about 85 degrees, and this lightning is all over the place. I'm thinking this is perfect running weather. So I jog down to a high school near me and start running on their track. About ten minutes in, a huge fucking lightning bolt hits a power pole across the street to which I am running adjacent; about 25 yards away from me. The power box on the pole (I cant think of their technical name right now) explodes and I jump sideways, twist in the air and faceplant on the ground and sprint the fuck away. I have never been more scared. On my way home, I'm thinking this is the third time in as many days I've almost died. Alright God, you made your point.
+2 for everybody on the front page for me still being alive.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-17 19:11:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JonnyX approves
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-07-17 18:30:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-07-17 04:21:04 (#)
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You know what? Vaginas seriously gross me out. A lot. It's not even that I like dick, pussy just scares the shit out of me. Ugh.
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ok, seriously. dicks are gross. if i didnt enjoy having mine so much i would get rid of it.
And also, i didnt read this story. But I looked at the collage.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-07-17 18:24:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-07-17 17:47:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-07-17 04:21:04 (#)
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You know what? Vaginas seriously gross me out. A lot. It's not even that I like dick, pussy just scares the shit out of me. Ugh.
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Faggot.
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We all already know that. =)
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-07-17 17:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-07-17 04:21:04 (#)
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You know what? Vaginas seriously gross me out. A lot. It's not even that I like dick, pussy just scares the shit out of me. Ugh.
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Faggot.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-07-17 11:04:40 EDT (#)
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have you ever noticed that when you're banging even the slimmest chicks doggie-style, thier ass always appears at least twice as large as it really is?
...I think it has something to do with the ripple effect.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-17 06:46:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
woah............ so THAT'S what bajiner looks like, go figure - I thought it'd look less.... well, what's that hole bit for? And that girl just below the gigapornstars caption is gonna wake up with a mighty bad cramp...
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-07-17 06:13:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I hope you didn't come solely for the porn
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I sure did <corny wank i mean wink...>
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-07-17 06:10:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-07-17 04:41:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Spooner, are you afraid that it might actually growl and bite you or something?
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It certainly looks that way in the shot with the girl in the flowery top
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-17 05:44:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-07-17 04:21:04 (#)
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You know what? Vaginas seriously gross me out. A lot. It's not even that I like dick, pussy just scares the shit out of me. Ugh.
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Vagina Dentata
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-07-17 05:27:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Story was awesome. You've got to finish it.
Porn was nice too but not next time please.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-07-17 04:41:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spooner, are you afraid that it might actually growl and bite you or something?
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+1 for story.
+1 for the image.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-07-17 04:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know what? Vaginas seriously gross me out. A lot. It's not even that I like dick, pussy just scares the shit out of me. Ugh.