Winners of the Uber Non Shallow UberMenz & Wimenz Contest!!!! Long May You Reign… (1865 hits)
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Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2006-07-17 12:52:12 EDT
So, on to our first award for best reviewer. I personally would have gone for Caulaincourt with his put downs as he cracks me up but...this is how you voted for :
Best reviewer (at smart comebacks):
3rd place Shlongy 4 votes
2nd place joint Caul/Berty with 6 votes each
and in 1st place METHOD WITH 9 VOTES IS THE WINNER!!!
The second award is slightly different to the first 'best reviewer' award. This is for the most interesting, odd and generally fulfilling replies. And this is how you voted for:
Best reviewer (most interesting comments):
3rd place Shlongy/PFF joint 3rd place with 2 votes
2nd place ETS gained 3 votes
and in 1st place BERTY WITH 9 VOTES IS THE WINNER!!!
The third award is one that I am sure anwayone would be proud to win. Knowing how hard it is to keep the ubercrowd happyand to raise a smile on the likes of PFF and Shlongy.... However, I had hoped that this winner would get credit for his weird and wonderful humour (strange bastard).. So, here is how you voted for:
The Overall Funniest poster:
3rd place Habeeb/comicbookguy/cystmaster joint 3rd place with 3 votes each
2nd place stevie_says gets 4 votes
and in 1st place NATHAN WITH 5 VOTES IS THE WINNER!!!
Next we have the votes for the most ambitious Uberer. Here is the final votes for:
The Most Ambitious Uberer:
3rd place Method received 2 votes
2nd place TTOM/forthewin/TTOM joint 2nd with 3 votes each
and in 1st place ETS WITH 6 VOTES IS THE WINNER!!!
This one was an interesting award and had plenty of nominations for only 1 vote. However, it was clear from the beginning that the award could only go to the one Uberer. That was the award for:
The Most Highly Strung Uberer:
3rd place The following people got a vote each - all joint third: iddqd, BAMF, PFF, christpuncher, Tigerlily, Habeeb, scourge, redskieslookfake, Teephphah, Jack McCallum, Mystiamoon, Loren and loki
2nd place Caulaincourt with 2 points
and in 1st place (of course) IS ETS WITH AN ASTONISHING 13 VOTES THE WINNER!!!
This is where I was glad to see that people showed the ubercliques are not a big thing in Uber. People didn't vote for their friends. They voted for the best. Personlly I was damn proud to get one vote for this. And the best three were as follows for:
The Best Storyteller:
3rd place Big Mike 3 votes
2nd place Bikerstaff 4 votes
and 1st place much deserved, goes to JACK McCALLUM WITH 9 VOTES, THE WINNER!!!!
The next award was for one that I was pleased to see that I was acknowledged. I AM happy dammit. Why isn't everyone? Here we have the top three for:
The Happiest Uberer:
3rd place Tiger Lily 5 votes
2nd place C1ndy 6 votes
aand in 1st place is Merlina (MEEEE) WITH 7 VOTES YESSS!! WINNER!!!
Couldn't WAIT to see the nominations for this one. Here we have the awards for the top three
Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt:
3rd place third place with 2 votes each is iddqd, spahgnum, perkman, Lisa, Shlongy, Fat Tony & Sioceman
2nd place Apollo managed to get 3 votes
and in 1st place ETS gets 4 VOTES IS THE WINNER!!!
Well, okay , this one was pretty obvious. We all know who is around every day. The ones who make a comment within 10 seconds of someone posting. The ones who just won't go away... this award for:
Most addicted to Uber:
3rd place with 10 votes is Darko
2nd place goes to Shlong with 12 votes
and 1st place (naturally) goes to METHOD WHO GAINED A HUGE 13 VOTES - ADDICT WINNER!!!
I knew who everyone would vote for in this one nad was not disappointed. The awards for
The Most Argumentative Uberer:
3rd place Indoninja gains 7 votes
2nd place ETS only 10 votes
and in 1st place (he'll be so proud) CAULAINCOURT WITH A HUGE 12 VOTES IS THE WINNER!!!
The winner of this cracked me up. Do we really think this could happen?? Here are the awards for
Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave':
3rd place Kaos_king with 2 votes (not sure why)
2nd place ETS (again) with 6 votes
and in 1st place BART WITH 4 VOTES IS THE WINNER!! (aaah ha ha ha ha, that's bloody funny. )
This one was nice. I did note that no-one wanted to live near me but I'll just keep telling myself that it's because no one wants to live in London *waah*. Ah no, hang on, I got one vote, thank you Crystle (the cash is in the post shhh) So. Here we have the awards for
Uberer You Wish Lived Near You:
3rd place we have Schlongy, ETS, Sacrilious & GLALL with 2 points each
2nd place we have inion_de_trua & Average_Dan with 3 points each
and in 1st place is the lovely GHOLA WITH 4 VOTES IS THE WINNER!!
And finally...
We wonder is there actually IS any intelligent life forms out on Uber. Surely if we're on Uber we have miserable jobs and are generally bored....but no. It's not just for the sad and lonely (I mention no names - you know who I mean) ...It's also for the ones who can actually string words together and show us what smart bastards they really are. PS .I got one vote for this because I'm a smart bastard. No, really, I am.Here is the last award for
The Most Intelligent Uberer:
3rd place We have all us lot on one vote: Merlina, Jeff Laben, Rollerboogish, forthewin, Nicole, goferforhire, Shlongy, Axolotl, Habeeb, TTOM, Istaros, iddqd, redskieslookfake, Method, shitfuck, Captain Thorns, Circe, Snark, the_caes and Shandythedog.
2nd place the lovely Rad & much deserved Filthy Assistant joint 2nd with 2 votes each
and in 1st place...
you're not going to believe this....
1st place - ETS WITH 3 VOTES IS THE MOST INTELLIGENT PERSON WE HAVE ON UBER
really?
User Reviews
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2006-09-23 02:58:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
top hole
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-18 21:14:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So do I.
It's Steve McCallum.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-18 21:01:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-18 16:44:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
I got three votes for biggest asshole on Uber and am severely bummed that I couldn't carry more of the Uber populi.
Too many chicks dig Shlongy. It's a curse.
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No prob, Shlong. I will always give you the vote for biggest asshole.
I mean, a sphincter of that magnitude should get accolades. . .
McCallum got Best Storyteller? Imagine that!
Even though he admits to using a pen name.
I, however, know his real name. Nanny nanny boo boo!! :-D
I ain't tellin' . . .
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-18 16:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I got three votes for biggest asshole on Uber and am severely bummed that I couldn't carry more of the Uber populi.
Too many chicks dig Shlongy. It's a curse.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-18 16:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-18 15:20:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90607#2064963
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AAAHA HA HA HA HA
CLASSIC.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-18 15:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90607#2064963
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-18 15:13:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AAH HA HA HA HA HA
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-18 14:45:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't win anything...hahaha
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Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-07-18 14:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Another dick sucking contest. Hooray!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-07-18 11:36:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Highly strung?" WTF?
Pitifully hung, maybe, but highly strung?
Really?
Moi?
Noooo.
No way.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-18 11:12:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-07-18 10:31:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-18 09:10:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Merlina's categories must have been both racist and sexist as no women (apart from Merlina herself)won and no black people or people from impoverished nations like South Africa.
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I am female and I hate you.
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You cannot hate me. I am unhateible.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-18 10:36:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-18 06:09:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-07-18 04:53:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
I got two votes for best storyteller. Even though you're obviously crazy, I thank you both. You know who you are.
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Yes, but do YOU know who we are?
Oh..right. I guess you do.
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well you do write wonderfully.
btw - to anyone who'd want to live near me, remember, that means you live near method.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-07-18 10:31:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-18 09:10:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Merlina's categories must have been both racist and sexist as no women (apart from Merlina herself)won and no black people or people from impoverished nations like South Africa.
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I am female and I hate you.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-18 09:13:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I blame Jan Smuts.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-18 09:10:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-18 08:59:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't win anything?
That makes me a loser right?
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Merlina's categories must have been both racist and sexist as no women (apart from Merlina herself)won and no black people or people from impoverished nations like South Africa.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-18 08:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't win anything?
That makes me a loser right?
sad face.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-18 08:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who is sioceman?
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-07-18 08:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Godly: As close to perfect as possibly, whilst maintaining modesty.
Nath: As close to Godly as possibly, whilst maintaining modesty.
Strange: Nath, whilst not being Godly.
I have no idea where this is going
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-18 06:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-07-18 04:53:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
I got two votes for best storyteller. Even though you're obviously crazy, I thank you both. You know who you are.
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Yes, but do YOU know who we are?
Oh..right. I guess you do.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-18 06:05:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-18 05:33:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-18 05:28:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
Define Godly for me, Nath
And keep in mind I believe in evolution rather than religion
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They both have beards?
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How do you know? Have you MET God?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-18 05:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-18 05:28:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-07-18 03:51:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
While one or two of my writings may indicate a certain level of strangeness, I can't believe that I am strange in person. As far as I knew it was more Godly than strange
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Define Godly for me, Nath
And keep in mind I believe in evolution rather than religion
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They both have beards?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-18 05:28:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-07-18 03:51:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
While one or two of my writings may indicate a certain level of strangeness, I can't believe that I am strange in person. As far as I knew it was more Godly than strange
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Define Godly for me, Nath
And keep in mind I believe in evolution rather than religion
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-07-18 04:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I got two votes for best storyteller. Even though you're obviously crazy, I thank you both. You know who you are.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-07-18 03:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
While one or two of my writings may indicate a certain level of strangeness, I can't believe that I am strange in person. As far as I knew it was more Godly than strange
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-07-18 03:38:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How come I have to share all my trophies with other people?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-07-18 03:36:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*Sniff* not even a loser runner up.
What time are the speaches on?
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-07-18 01:27:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by the_student (user info) at 2006-07-18 00:56:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
stop rating me low
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retaliatory -2 = auto +2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-07-18 01:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:03:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
sniff...sniff...I love awards.
I just REALLY HATE Award shows...and that includes the fucking ESPY's, which I watched for a grand total of 6 seconds last night.
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I watched about two minutes. Lance Armstrong was up on stage talking about cancer and LiveStrong and I just couldnt take it.
Submitted by the_student (user info) at 2006-07-18 00:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stop rating me low
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-17 22:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know who I voted for for Best Reviewer, but I'm changing it to TheSpook.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-07-17 22:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think it's safe to say there are no winners.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-17 20:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave':
3rd place Kaos_king with 2 votes (not sure why)
2nd place ETS (again) with 6 votes
and in 1st place BART WITH 4 VOTES IS THE WINNER!! (aaah ha ha ha ha, that's bloody funny. )
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What's this fucking shit!?!?!
I was fuckin' ROBBED!!!
That's it, I'm leaving.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-17 16:00:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:58:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:49:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Merlina-
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82204
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ooooh yeah, I forgot about that one
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Oh the Uber memories...
I had a lot of fun on that post. Kept me laughing for days.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:59:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:58:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave':
3rd place Kaos_king with 2 votes (not sure why)
2nd place ETS (again) with 6 votes
and in 1st place BART WITH 4 VOTES IS THE WINNER!! (aaah ha ha ha ha, that's bloody funny. )
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explain the math on that one?
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no math. I'm an eejit.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:58:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:49:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Merlina-
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82204
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ooooh yeah, I forgot about that one
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:58:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i meant +2
:(
i'm dum.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave':
3rd place Kaos_king with 2 votes (not sure why)
2nd place ETS (again) with 6 votes
and in 1st place BART WITH 4 VOTES IS THE WINNER!! (aaah ha ha ha ha, that's bloody funny. )
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explain the math on that one?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh, at least I got mentioned.
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:31:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.myspace.com/alainlaflamme
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Funniest Shit EVAR.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
fuck that I should have won every category fuck you all.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Merlina-
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82204
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:47:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would like the record to reflect my feelings on most intellegent uber user:
WTF???!??!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:36:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Then I gave you too much credit.
That won't happen again.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:22:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:15:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Right, because today as I mulled over my breakfast I thought "Hmm...I think I'm going to give mofo grief because his Uber Awards post turned into a giant hitwhore exercise -- I'd better cover my narrow ass before I say anything."
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What awards were they?...what are you two talking about?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:20:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Make no mistake son, it didn't 'turn' into a hitwhore exercise, it 'started' as one.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:17:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-17 14:52:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Come on now...enough with the exaggeration.
Merlina's no more than 150x better than badass.
Good grief, you people...
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aah ha ha ha
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:15:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Right, because today as I mulled over my breakfast I thought "Hmm...I think I'm going to give mofo grief because his Uber Awards post turned into a giant hitwhore exercise -- I'd better cover my narrow ass before I say anything."
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:09:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Were you also laying defense groundwork by mentioning the Uberary Tales in your post today?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know right....300x ....get outta here
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-17 14:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I believe you referenced it yourself on her nomination post. Just closing the book on that.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-17 14:52:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Come on now...enough with the exaggeration.
Merlina's no more than 150x better than badass.
Good grief, you people...
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-17 14:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wondered how long that would take, Orgasmatron - predictable if nothing else.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-17 14:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for actually delivering results, Mer.
This makes you about 900x better than mofo.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-07-17 14:38:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
:(
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-07-17 14:36:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That cheating fucker.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-17 14:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-17 14:21:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
2nd place is just the first loser...
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-17 14:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
2nd place is just the first loser...
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-17 14:13:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I may not be funny smart or addicted, but at least people want to live near me.
I did get one vote, however, for overall funniest, and that made me happy.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-17 14:11:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAAAAAAAwWWWWW, Method and ETS are going to give each other a handjob next. It's so sweet to see true love blooming.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-07-17 14:09:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i am by a factor of about a million the best reviewer on this site.
modest too
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-17 14:07:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aww..you guys want to live near me? Well come on then.
Berty's vote didn't count because it was only for sex. Or maybe that means it counts more?
This was nice, Merlina.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:52:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:51:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
Did you hear his theme song? I found that quite amusing as well
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I'th perfect.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did you hear his theme song? I found that quite amusing as well
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
heeeeeeey now, I never said I did it, I just saw it up on the uberboard the other day! = )
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:48:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:31:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.myspace.com/alainlaflamme
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BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
That is the GREATEST thing I've ever seen. George, you've outdone yourself this time. Genius.
Oh my god...the friends...the comments....
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet deer-fucking zombie Jesus, my name appeared in a post?
Hot damn. Finally
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll file that in the "wish I never asked" file.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:36:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mostly
and we use 'shlongy' as code for anal
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can picture you text messaging each other...do you guys use all those acronyms, too?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mostly we write back and forth exchanging love letters and talk about how we could get you in a 3 way.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:31:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.myspace.com/alainlaflamme
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn.
I'd like to thank the Academy?
WHAT!?!?! I didn't win most argumentative??? I OBJECT to that! I DEMAND a recount!
*bangs fist on podium*
*podium collapses and falls into orchestra pit killing a poor tuba player*
*ETS goes to court and successfully argues his way out of manslaughter charges by blaming it on the organizers of the event*
*event organizers retract all awards and sue ETS for slander*
*ETS is hit by a bus before case is brought before judge*
*wears a neck brace into court, which garners the judge's sympathy*
*wins the case, but remains stripped of his many titles*
*dies in poverty and despair in his wooded compound at the tender age of 106 after a half century battle with alcoholism, never having achieved the FBI shootout for which he so longed*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:29:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What, do you two mos chat on the phone daily to keep up with each others' schedules?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:29:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank GAWD I didn't win any of these ;-)
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:27:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul is at the beach today.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:23:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-17 12:55:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
First off, I'd like to thank God and Jesus and my producer and my family and HEY GO FUCK YOURSELF, I AM NOT ADDICTED TO UBERSITE
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Then why are you almost always the first to review these kinds of posts...? :)
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:23:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just noticed on the other post i got another vote for being a happy bastard. And Caul is still most argumentative. ha ha ha ..
Caul where are you?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:21:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wooo! 2nd happiest!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:21:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:10:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
GLALL has left Uber hasn't he?
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Jonesy was called away on an important diplomatic mission to fabulous Tortuga and will be unavailable until June 2009. Do not ask me how I'm privy to this information as it is classified and I've reached my kill quota for the month. It's been a busy two weeks.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow...no votes for me.
I guess I need to stir more shit up. Anyone? Anyone?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:17:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
There are a number of different reasons why I was voted "most likely to leave."
Depends on who you ask...
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not true though, hey?
*small voice*
don't go
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:18:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:17:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There are a number of different reasons why I was voted "most likely to leave."
Depends on who you ask...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-07-17 12:59:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
Strange bastard???
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Yeah and you're going to try and convince me you're normal???? Come ON Nath... we've MET remember.
ha ha ha ha
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:12:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well Bradley swept this fucking thing, didn't he?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't log off just yet, Shlongy, I have a surprise post coming up JUST FOR YOU!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:10:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GLALL has left Uber hasn't he?
To be honest I thought Caul had already left. I was going to make a post announcing that he had been seriously injured in a motor accident but then I realised he'd -2'd Loki's post so I kept quiet.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's all right, it's funnier with Bart winning
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:09:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm logging off.
The only thing Shlongy wants to be addicted to is blow, booze and pussy.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Name checking me = +2. Simple really.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:00:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave':
3rd place Kaos_king with 2 votes (not sure why)
2nd place ETS (again) with 6 votes
and in 1st place BART WITH 4 VOTES IS THE WINNER!! (aaah ha ha ha ha, that's bloody funny. )
?????
How does bart win that one?
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I have no idea how that happened. Either that or I subconciously didn't want ETS to sweep the board and win EVERYTHING.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:06:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am glad I can amuse you all in my humble little way.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:05:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Technically the reviewer award on my 'Best of UBer' post went to Shlongy.
This is like the boxing world, IBF UBF and all that shit.
I think Method and Shlongy will have to have a 'reveiw-off' to bring us a decisive winner.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The "Method/Shlongy" entry got 25 votes in the "addicted to Uber" catagory?
I think I'll go throw my computer in the dumpster right about now, thanks.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:03:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sniff...sniff...I love awards.
I just REALLY HATE Award shows...and that includes the fucking ESPY's, which I watched for a grand total of 6 seconds last night.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucking won something...sure it's third place but goddamn it I made it in the money.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:00:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave':
3rd place Kaos_king with 2 votes (not sure why)
2nd place ETS (again) with 6 votes
and in 1st place BART WITH 4 VOTES IS THE WINNER!! (aaah ha ha ha ha, that's bloody funny. )
?????
How does bart win that one?
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-07-17 12:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Strange bastard???
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-07-17 12:56:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Nerdwhore!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-07-17 12:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is too funny! Congrats Miss Happy.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-17 12:55:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
First off, I'd like to thank God and Jesus and my producer and my family and HEY GO FUCK YOURSELF, I AM NOT ADDICTED TO UBERSITE