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Submitted by hyprspacd (user info) at 2006-07-18 10:51:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Made me smile (+1)


Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-07-18 01:32:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

So I'm driving home from the gym, right? And there's a lightning storm going on. Not much rain, slight drizzle, and it's about 85 degrees, and this lightning is all over the place. I'm thinking this is perfect running weather. So I jog down to a high school near me and start running on their track. About ten minutes in, a huge fucking lightning bolt hits a power pole across the street to which I am running adjacent; about 25 yards away from me. The power box on the pole (I cant think of their technical name right now) explodes and I jump sideways, twist in the air and faceplant on the ground and sprint the fuck away. I have never been more scared. On my way home, I'm thinking this is the third time in as many days I've almost died. Alright God, you made your point.

+2 for everybody on the front page for me still being alive.

Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-07-17 14:46:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Uh...?

I'll just give you a +1 for confusing the hell outta me.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:01:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

In the morning
Laughing, happy
Fish Heads
In the evening
Floating in the soup

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Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

Ask a Fish head
Anything you want to
They won't answer
They can't talk

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Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

I took a Fish head
Out to see a movie
Didn't have to pay
To get it in

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm
They can't play baseball
They don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers
They don't play drums

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Eat them up, Yummm

Rolly polly Fish heads
Are never seen drinking
Cappacino in Italian restaurants
With Oriental women...Yeah

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Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

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Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm...
(Yummm)

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Eat them up, Yummm

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm
YEAH!!!!!!!!!


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