What I Look Like (894 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.13 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Targa (View user info) at 2006-07-17 14:56:18 EDT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/11094
I'm still up for starting shit, Mr. McBain.
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Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2006-07-19 04:42:33 EDT (#)
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Unfortunately.
But no one asked if I play it well.
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-07-18 18:04:04 (#)
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Do you play the accordion?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-07-18 18:17:16 EDT (#)
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Do you know that there's NOTHING in that picture that isn't gay?
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-07-18 18:04:04 EDT (#)
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Do you play the accordion?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-07-18 01:29:26 EDT (#)
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So I'm driving home from the gym, right? And there's a lightning storm going on. Not much rain, slight drizzle, and it's about 85 degrees, and this lightning is all over the place. I'm thinking this is perfect running weather. So I jog down to a high school near me and start running on their track. About ten minutes in, a huge fucking lightning bolt hits a power pole across the street to which I am running adjacent; about 25 yards away from me. The power box on the pole (I cant think of their technical name right now) explodes and I jump sideways, twist in the air and faceplant on the ground and sprint the fuck away. I have never been more scared. On my way home, I'm thinking this is the third time in as many days I've almost died. Alright God, you made your point.
+2 for everybody on the front page for me still being alive.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-18 00:00:56 EDT (#)
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Brian Molko wears nail polish..
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-17 23:41:23 EDT (#)
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Female. I spy red nail polish.
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-07-17 23:38:38 EDT (#)
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To say that your gender is ambiguous in that photo is an understatement.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-17 21:00:25 EDT (#)
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uh...y helo thar?
I can't bring myself to finish it.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-07-17 19:47:18 EDT (#)
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smirk
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-17 19:16:57 EDT (#)
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Who are you again?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-17 19:11:19 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/82715
Chick.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-07-17 18:57:23 EDT (#)
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You're either an ugly dude or an ugly chick
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-17 18:04:44 EDT (#)
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Who are you?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-07-17 16:59:24 EDT (#)
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You make Jaypig look cool, loser.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-17 16:47:53 EDT (#)
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Needs more tits
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-17 16:46:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:00:08 (#)
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I can honestly say I've never heard of you.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-17 16:27:24 EDT (#)
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You look like someone who drives one of these
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/90582
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-17 16:01:55 EDT (#)
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Cute nose, cute lips. You'd make a great alter boy
I mean altar
sorry
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:37:24 EDT (#)
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are you a girly boy or a boyish girl?
Submitted by A_D_Sweetmeat (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:36:47 EDT (#)
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You look like some bitch I used to beat the shit out of.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:32:49 EDT (#)
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people point at things they don't understand
I'm just sayin'
consider yourself pointed at
Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:28:23 EDT (#)
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I'm in. It'll be like UFC meets The Three Stooges, all at the local polka festival.
Anyone know of any polka festivals?
Submitted by dove666 (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:06:03 (#)
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mCBAIN, YOU CAN KICK THAT CHICKS ass!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:25:12 EDT (#)
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Its like looking at 'Bad' era Michael Jackson...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:25:07 EDT (#)
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are those computer-generated eyebrows?
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:21:28 EDT (#)
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Targa auto +2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:18:42 EDT (#)
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Good God...
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:16:57 EDT (#)
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I will sleep much better now.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:07:21 EDT (#)
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ET Go home
Submitted by dove666 (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:06:03 EDT (#)
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mCBAIN, YOU CAN KICK THAT CHICKS ass!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:05:59 EDT (#)
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Not just accordian. Star Wars accordion. We're talking that Yub Nub Ewok song set to a polka beat.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:05:59 EDT (#)
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boy or girl?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:04:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:02:56 EDT (#)
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Accordian?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:00:08 EDT (#)
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I can honestly say I've never heard of you.