Puberty Sucks (And it's way to late to be posting) (413 hits)
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Submitted by PornographicPriestess (View user info) at 2006-07-18 02:57:02 EDT
It must be the hormones
It must be puberty
I'm growing facial hair
And love and hope and sex and hate and... ACNE
I come home from school throw my backpack on the floor
TV's on begin to drool, opened laptop and locked door
I gotta do some homework
Gotta get myself a chick
Gotta make sure I'm in fashion
Be sure my hair's still slick
AH CRAP, now I have to wear deodorant
Now I have to shave, aw damn
I stay up late looking at softcore porn
Unless I have to cram
I have to keep my eyes eye level
When I talk to girls
Cause I don't want anyone to see me
When I get those "thrills"
Lower voice
That cracks with my screams
I have no choice
With wet dreams
AHHHHHHHHH!
Fucking hormones.
User Reviews
Submitted by HHH (user info) at 2006-07-19 20:02:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PLEASE GOD tell me this is some kind of mockery of depressed teenage writing.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-19 19:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-07-18 07:11:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nobody believes, nobody cares.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-07-18 07:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
plagerism.
rolling stones, shattered.
Love and hope and sex and dreams
Are still surviving on the street
Look at me, Im in tatters!
Im a shattered
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-07-18 07:06:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
it sounds like a punk song.
please die
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-18 07:05:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.cartridgecomics.com/index.php?date=2006-07-10
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-07-18 06:56:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Feckin n00bs
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-18 04:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-18 04:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pretty much a terrible post.
Really lacking in the "made me give a shit" dept.
You should get right on top of that.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-18 04:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought it was rubbish. I mean it just described puberty, didn't go into any details, didn't throw any unique light on the period, wasn't funny, wasn't insightful.
Submitted by Sockster (user info) at 2006-07-18 03:36:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pornographic Priestess...
Am I crazy in thinking The Beatles? Or should I be thinking Red Hot Chili Peppers?
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2006-07-18 03:25:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
meh... coulda been better.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-07-18 03:08:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I laughed...what can i say? i'm easily amused...