Where do you get off trying to sleep with my boyfriend, you whorish skank? (2281 hits)
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Submitted by PiratePiPi (View user info) at 2006-07-18 04:48:44 EDT
I'm not a jealous person. Seriously, I have no problems with my boyo flirting with other girls - not that he does...
But I do object to his very ex girlfriend trying to fuck him while I'm standing there. I think that's fairly reasonable, don't you? It's just bad manners.
Background - Met SO in rock club, last September. Pulled, went home with, but no sex... due to room full of other people. Same evening, in JFKs he get shrieked at by some girl who looks about 15. I go home the next morning and dump current boyfriend (idiot DJ).
Three days later - First date on the beach. V. nice, and he stays the night, in a good way...
All continues merrily for a couple of weeks. Then, outside JFKs, 15 yr old looking girl (from here in refered to as Queen of the Damned or QD) punches SO in the nose, breaking it and screaming at him.
SO explains that she is a girl he dated over a year ago, and dumped after 8 months of avoiding all phsyical contact because "she's phsyically repulsive and has a bad attitude".
We get home, and find umpteen missed calls and texts from QD, blaming SO for her cutting herself (-PP quietly vomits in a corner-). I pay for a taxi to her place to make sure she's ok. She makes me sit in the porch, once I've cleaned up her cuts and bandaged them, and made her a cup of tea. She then proceeds to shut herself in the lounge with SO and say "why the hell did you bring PP? I want you to stay and sleep with me."
QD is a 25 year old, who's never had a real job, lives at home with mummy and daddy, and uses everyone she can find as an emotional punchbag. In addition, she has a cottage cheese problem, if you get my drift...
We had almost five blissful months of no contact, moved in together, and thought we'd just get on with it. Now, the odourous, and odious one is back.
Rather than the little tantrums and violence, we have her and her smell sidle in between us when we're out, cornering SO and teling him that "we would have slept together, if I hadn't been depressed. Now I'm better and I'm ready for commitment..." in front of me! I know that SO believes sex is special and only between two people who care for each other. Since he hates her guts... the scenario is unlikely.
I'm not jealous - SO is more likely to take a vow of chastity that fuck QD. It's the principal. Try and fuck my boyfriend, if you must - he will only humiliate you - but at least have enough manners to wait until I'm in the toilet before you do it.
--- On a side note ---
Shamelessly camwhoring below: I know my boyo is not everone's cup of tea. He's perfect in my opinion and that's enough. I also know I'm not God's gift to man kind. I don't need it pointed out.
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-03 20:05:16 EST (#)
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I forgot if I already said "You're shitting me", followed closely by "shut the fuck up".
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-01-03 19:58:17 EST (#)
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Not your best work... good luck with all that though.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-07-23 22:12:54 EDT (#)
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huh?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-07-20 10:40:18 EDT (#)
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The post and comments are very amusing.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-07-20 09:32:32 EDT (#)
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jonnyx is crazy... ;)
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-19 21:56:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-19 21:52:25 (#)
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Show me your slot.
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I thought we'd already been through this...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-19 21:52:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Show me your slot.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-19 18:35:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2006-07-19 18:22:55 (#)
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Pirates suck.
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Only when asked nicely.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2006-07-19 18:22:55 EDT (#)
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Pirates suck.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-19 18:13:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-07-19 16:58:17 (#)
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I have the same fucking problem and I'm 27. These skanks just become more ruthless with age, be thankfull you have a man that can keep his dick in his pants and realizes that those chicks probably carry a new strain of VD. Herpagynasephalitis most prevalent in skanks after other chicks dicks.
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*grins* He was raised by his mother and sister. It's a definate bonus, since he understands what absolute bitches most women are, and that he should respect the ones who aren't. His mum rocks.
QD definately has some form of VD - I'm going with syphillis, due to the fact that she is quite possibly nuts.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-07-19 16:58:17 EDT (#)
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I have the same fucking problem and I'm 27. These skanks just become more ruthless with age, be thankfull you have a man that can keep his dick in his pants and realizes that those chicks probably carry a new strain of VD. Herpagynasephalitis most prevalent in skanks after other chicks dicks.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-19 16:38:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-07-19 15:51:58 (#)
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i'd fuck your pasty ass.
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I, on the other hand, would rather eat dog shit than fuck you.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-07-19 15:51:58 EDT (#)
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i'd fuck your pasty ass.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-19 15:03:50 EDT (#)
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Jesus, thanks for the "clues". Uber's a "no Blog Zone".
well, except for rad.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-19 14:59:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-19 14:55:46 (#)
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This was written like a 16-year-old blogger, hence the comment and the insult.
Could you please supply a link? Suddenly, I'm turned on at the thought.
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The turn of phrase was ironic, hence 16 year old blogger. Although I've had great fun bickering with people about it.
I haven't actually bothered to go check it out. If I want to see myself naked, I just take my clothes off. It's easier than going to look for internet porn of myself. If you can work out my real name you might have a shot in the dark at finding it. Although, apparently I'm sharing it with a German porn star.
I'm all disappointed that you didn't really think I was 16 now...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-19 14:55:46 EDT (#)
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This was written like a 16-year-old blogger, hence the comment and the insult.
Could you please supply a link? Suddenly, I'm turned on at the thought.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-07-19 14:55:15 EDT (#)
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what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-19 14:49:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-19 14:43:24 (#)
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This is one of the worst things I'ev ever readon Uber...and that's saying something around here.
PS. Show me your box...your 16 year old vagina.
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Yup babes - despite the insults, I like anyone who mistakes me for a sixteen year old. I could practically hug you.
As to "showing you my box" - if you're that desperate to see it, apparently one of my lovely ex boyfriends has put a couple of videos on the internet somewhere. You're that interested, you go find it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-19 14:43:24 EDT (#)
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This is one of the worst things I'ev ever readon Uber...and that's saying something around here.
PS. Show me your box...your 16 year old vagina.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-07-19 13:40:48 EDT (#)
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loki, one of the most unmistakable signs of being a complete bitch is an inability to separate a simple compliment from an attempt to get laid. it's also a sign of an internet addict. no doubt you pack a four-pound canister of mace for those rare events when someone tells you to have a nice day.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-19 13:13:14 EDT (#)
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Nice try Istaros, but she, like every other woman in the world, is just going to point and laugh when you whip out that microscopic peenie of yours so give it up. Oh and stop wasting all that money on those little pills you ordered from that spam e-mail.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-19 13:04:06 EDT (#)
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The point is that online you are a faceless expression of free thought. You can be who you want to be, or you can be yourself totally. Nobody need judge your physical appearance as they do in a nightclub or a bar, so you get the chance you may need to express your inner beauty without hinderance.
Hope that makes sense.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-19 09:00:48 EDT (#)
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I never got the point of that. I mean, I have never met, let alone dated anyone I met on-line - but seriously, what is the point of "dating" someone who has no idea who you are or what you look like? Their opinions don't matter, they're not part of the real world. That's extreme low self-esteem for you.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-19 08:46:59 EDT (#)
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Everyone's shallow to a certain extent.
Except intarweb dating. You can't be shallow on the intarweb, as there are plenty of fake pictures and profiles.
-2hot4uGiRlIe666-
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-19 07:57:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-19 07:26:10 (#)
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Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-19 06:50:56 (#)
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I know this post is shit - It was mainly intended humourously. But I'm slightly disturbed that I got positive feedback for being "fit". Maybe I should stick a photo in all my pieces from now on?
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What did you expect? This is the intarweb; If it has a picture of an even remotely attractive womenz on it, blokes will think more of it.
Post pictures invites to be rated based on your physical appearance. That would make you extremely shallow, by the way.
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Once again - not intended seriously. To be honest, my writing will always be more important than my appearance, to me (although not by to much - I am quite shallow).
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-19 07:26:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-19 06:50:56 (#)
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I know this post is shit - It was mainly intended humourously. But I'm slightly disturbed that I got positive feedback for being "fit". Maybe I should stick a photo in all my pieces from now on?
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What did you expect? This is the intarweb; If it has a picture of an even remotely attractive womenz on it, blokes will think more of it.
Post pictures invites to be rated based on your physical appearance. That would make you extremely shallow, by the way.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-07-19 07:10:04 EDT (#)
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sweet. i can almost see your aura of insulation
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-19 06:50:56 EDT (#)
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I know this post is shit - It was mainly intended humourously. But I'm slightly disturbed that I got positive feedback for being "fit". Maybe I should stick a photo in all my pieces from now on?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-07-19 06:32:04 EDT (#)
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you look lovely
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-19 03:50:05 EDT (#)
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I just had to see what all the fuss was about.
oh...
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-19 00:27:26 EDT (#)
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They're just jealous of your wit, style, and grace.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-19 00:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is such a dissapointment. I read the bitching. I read the whining. I even read the intro to the camwhore. I read all of this shitty post, and after the horror was over, I get to look at the picture, and what do I see? Nothing. No nude pictures of your anorexic and possibly disfigured body, nothing funny, nothing even redeeming. You could have saved yourself the time and not posted this shit. -2DIE.
Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2006-07-18 20:07:44 EDT (#)
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Oh dear lord. Has i been called yet? Hasn't somebody seen this and said the magic "Shenanigans?"
I am saying it then. This is crap, well crafted to piss off uber folks crap.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-07-18 19:32:41 EDT (#)
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Oh dear. This probably should've been an email to a friend, not a post on l'Uber.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-18 18:42:32 EDT (#)
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You are incredibly inaudible and your story was a waste of time.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-18 17:40:28 EDT (#)
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ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBIES!!!!!!!!
-2 BITCHING.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-18 17:34:01 EDT (#)
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hey, wait a minute something looks really ODD about that guy
know what
I think he's a cardboard cut-out
either that or a wax figure
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-18 17:27:58 EDT (#)
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o yea, why are you dating John Travolta Jr.?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-18 16:56:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-18 16:54:44 (#)
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Get some sunshine, dump that prick, wear your hair down and shoulder length (but still wavy) and keep your chin up. You're very pretty, and do yourself no favours by shying away from the camera.
If you're not shying away and you just sneezed in that picture, still keep your chin up.
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and get some sun casper...
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-18 16:54:44 EDT (#)
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Get some sunshine, dump that prick, wear your hair down and shoulder length (but still wavy) and keep your chin up. You're very pretty, and do yourself no favours by shying away from the camera.
If you're not shying away and you just sneezed in that picture, still keep your chin up.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-18 16:51:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is so bad that it sucked the IQ out of me while simultaneously inflating my breasts.
Thanks... cause I needed that
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-18 16:50:19 EDT (#)
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wow, this was an awfil post...
Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2006-07-18 16:30:44 EDT (#)
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You write as annoying as you look. Did you really have to use so many abreviations?
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-07-18 16:05:11 EDT (#)
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peepee hahahahahahhahahahaha
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-18 15:39:56 EDT (#)
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OHMYGOD
this is just horrible
on so many levels
it's so bad I don't even know where to start
for one thing this post sucked so badly that it seems to have sucked the components necessary for proper punctuation off my computer keyboard
that has to be the reason
i can't imagine what else would have killed the caps and period keys
ohjesusnonowmyspacebarisntworkingeither
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-18 15:34:07 EDT (#)
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Did I hit this post yet?
So much shit to sift through you lose one here and there.
Quick summary review for you, as I am on my way out to lunch and don't want to waste too much time on you (I'm very busy and important).
your boyfriend = homo
your writing = crap
you = cunt
Thanks for playing.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-18 15:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Guys, I've been on this site of a couple of years now, and I have to tell you, posts like this one are my very favourite - not for the post, but for the ratings...
For example:
Submitted by StupidSlore123: OMG! Check out my hott BF, we like to get funky like a monkey (U know wat I mean lol) - what is with all the stuck up bitches around here, are U all fat sea-hags ur what????
<cue up old-stylee Victorola, specially modified with Bose Surround-Sound>
da DUN DUN DUN DA DUN
dun DA DA DA DUN
DUN DUN DA DUNNNNNNNN!!!
It's the Ride of the UberValkyries!
One by one, the UberValkyries weigh in with their -2s...ooh, there's Merlina with a thief back-stab; on my Inion just hit her with a crossbolt for 40 pts of damage, aha, TigerLilly just pulled off her -2 Leg of N00b-Stomping and smashed that chick in the face, oh there goes Corrine she just hit that bitch in the face with a claw hammer, oh MAN, BadAssJulie just pulled out her claymore and cut that cunt's hand all the way off, ow, MistressFist just shoved an entire cupcake down that chick's gullet, it's going to go straight to her thighs, dang Circe just smacked that broad's teeth out with a wooden shoe....oh, here comes Loren, with her Broad-Axe of Bitchiness...CHRIST, her whole head came off in one shot???? Swweet!
Moral of the Story?
Don't EVAR fuck with the UberBitches.
OUR.
GIRLS.
ROCK.
<beams with pride>
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-18 14:38:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-18 13:12:06 (#)
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I've figured out who your boyfriend reminds me of. He looks exactly like the fairy guy from Lord of the Rings. I think the guy had a ponytail but I could b wrong. I fell asleep before I could finish watching that whole movie. It is so incredibly boring.
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dude he reminds you of hugo weaving? he reminds of you of agent smith?? wait... that means... he reminds you of method???
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-18 14:30:22 EDT (#)
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One of the worst stories I've ever heard from an attention hungry whore with nothing to do but waste other's precious Uber perusing time.
Cunt
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-18 14:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I give you that much time, get out of the shower and this is the best you can come up with?
You're just a walking juxtaposition with a cunny and tits, aren't you? It's understandable that you wouldn't share your writings with him seeing as he's the one getting immasculated as a direct result of YOUR posting that pic. You subjected him unwittingly to the horrors of Uber and WE'RE the bad guys? Listen, Glory Hole, this is not a nice place. It never has been. You want nice? Stick to myspace and shitty fucking blogs. If you can actually write, then fucking write and shut the fuck up. Trolling is one thing, and I can respect it, but trolling in the name of defending some poor nutless fuckstick who you're obviously too scared to let him know what's been said about him is just pitiful and pathetic.
Mark my words, as I was once a snivelling pussywhipped "man" once myself: Bernadine there will one day wake up and realize that he's a lapdog. When that day comes, you'll be left there holding the bag, wondering how on Earth such a "nice guy" ended up fucking your best friend and her sister. He'll start listening to you and going out, only to stay gone all night, slipping into your bed at 4AM, smelling like stale beer and the used-up diseased cunt he spent all his money on at the pub. You'll get that call one day when the other woman knows he's not around. She'll do it purely out of spite to let you know that he needs to support the son/daughter you didn't even know he had. But you'll stick by him like the vapid twatstain you are, just because he was such a sweetheart at one time and you just know that the power of your love will change him back to what you want him to be.
When that day comes, I want you to come back here and reread these words. Remember how much of a complete and total (albeit, spot on) asshole I was and most likely, still am. When that happens, the best course of action would be to fist yourself heartily with a spiked and studded glove. The pain will make you feel again, love. The pain will make you feel again.
Fin
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-18 13:24:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-18 13:15:17 (#)
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Ah well... It's been a blast, lass, but alas, this too will pass and I must take my leave now. My offer still stands should Fluffy have a problem with anything I've said here. I'm sure he won't, though, as he's been far too busy plugging QD's bung between hourly phone calls. I'll check back in after I go have some real life fun; I'm getting my "Born To Drown Kittens" tattoo done today.
Best of luck to you and your wife, ma'am.
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I think this was meant to read:
Sorry, I'm really a big pansy, who's scared to say boo to a goose in real life, and now I'm going back to fucking my pet goldfish.
I doubt SO will take you up on your offer, given that I don't share my writing with him, and am unlikely to tell him what some little dipshit said, due to the fact that I already spend a far amount of my time convincing him that violence is not a good thing.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-18 13:21:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-18 13:12:06 (#)
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I've figured out who your boyfriend reminds me of. He looks exactly like the fairy guy from Lord of the Rings. I think the guy had a ponytail but I could b wrong. I fell asleep before I could finish watching that whole movie. It is so incredibly boring.
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-18 13:08:00 (#)
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I didn't read this, but I just wanted to share that your boyfriend is cute in a wall-eyed sort of way, and you look like the faux-Goth chick from that band Evanescence.
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*grins* I think SO is cute. He does on occasion remind me of Elrond... He's funnier though. Oh, and I frequently get compared to Amy Lee - I think it's a colouring thing, rather than anything facial.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-18 13:15:17 EDT (#)
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Ah well... It's been a blast, lass, but alas, this too will pass and I must take my leave now. My offer still stands should Fluffy have a problem with anything I've said here. I'm sure he won't, though, as he's been far too busy plugging QD's bung between hourly phone calls. I'll check back in after I go have some real life fun; I'm getting my "Born To Drown Kittens" tattoo done today.
Best of luck to you and your wife, ma'am.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-18 13:14:45 EDT (#)
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Don't worry inion, she'll be dead or in an old folks home soon.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-18 13:12:06 EDT (#)
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I've figured out who your boyfriend reminds me of. He looks exactly like the fairy guy from Lord of the Rings. I think the guy had a ponytail but I could b wrong. I fell asleep before I could finish watching that whole movie. It is so incredibly boring.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-18 13:10:35 EDT (#)
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she was probably at least 80.
i still just feel bad for not feeling bad. or maybe i feel worse for thinking she deserved it. stupid old people walking in front of moving cars. like bitch don't make me dent your walker.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-18 13:08:00 EDT (#)
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I didn't read this, but I just wanted to share that your boyfriend is cute in a wall-eyed sort of way, and you look like the faux-Goth chick from that band Evanescence.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-18 13:07:27 EDT (#)
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How old was she inion? If she was over 65, you should feel bad. You could've given her a heart attack.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-18 13:05:11 EDT (#)
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i called an old lady a bitch the other day and flipped her off.
she walked in front of my moving car and yelled at me that i was supposed to be going slow through a parking lot. i was going 5mph so i told her off.
i feel bad for not feeling bad.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:58:29 EDT (#)
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I'm with silvr. I'll say anything to anyone and have gotten the beatdowns to prove it.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:52:15 EDT (#)
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i had to come out of the woodwork to rate this one
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:50:45 EDT (#)
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Oh, that's rich. Calling my testicular fortitude into question while berating my own use of the same tactic gives you the moral high ground?
Young lady, against all your clearly ignorant assumptions, I say nothing on this site that I won't or don't say to people in real life. See, I'm what they call here in the States "nuckin' futs", meaning that not only would I say these things to anyone's face, I would then follow it up by smashing the recipient of my praise's skull with a brick, placing the dismemebered corpse in a 55-gallon drum, topping it off with concrete and dumping it in a deep lake. I'd then come back on the anniversary every year and masturbate furiously until my spilled seed swirled about his/her watery sarcophagus.
As a testament to my alleged lack of balls, I'll more than gladly post my home address with directions on how to get there directly on this post. You can then send Precious right on over to defend his honor. Just make sure he calls you every hour on the hour to keep you updated on his reconstructive surgery.
You know, it's a shame that to be so pretty you're still so vacuous and naive.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:46:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:30:10 (#)
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How dare you speak to our Berty like that!
Inion shall defend his honor and challenge you to a duel!
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it's 100 degrees out. i'm on vacation from thinking thanks.
love you berty *muah*
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:45:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:18:00 (#)
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She's making stuff up. Next she'll be telling us that he falls asleep with his bollocks in her hand. Like a little nest for his nuts.
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um... i've done that with an ex or two.
*blushes*
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:42:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:39:29 (#)
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You do realize you're also trading insults on here don't you?
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*grins* read the post below. At least one person sort of got the joke.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:39:29 EDT (#)
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You do realize you're also trading insults on here don't you?
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:36:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:31:53 (#)
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This is facinating.
On one hand I'm thinking people are mean, but on the other, I think that you are TOTALLY setting yourself up for it.
Either way, it's bloody funny.
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*whispers* I might enjoy baiting people a little bit. Certain people on this website take themselves a little to seriously. But don't tell anyone... They all think I'm deadly serious.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:34:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:27:53 (#)
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AHAHAHAHHAHA!
He calls you every hour? Oh, wow, that's so incredibly sad. Does he use foundation to cover the big "L" tattoo on his massive forehead or is that what the long hair is for? You must have to keep his spineless, quivering mass in a jello mold just to keep him from oozing into a slick, sticky mess on the carpet.
So, have you decided to let him have reasonable unsupervised visitation with his testicles, or do you have to remain present at all times?
You're right about one thing, though: my opinion should mean shit all to you. I mean, hell, you have SOOOOOOO many more issues to deal with than some yank's thoughts on his looks. Shit, just think of the drama sure to unfurl when he tells you, after ten years of marriage and two kids, that he has always felt like a woman trapped in a man's body. He sits to pee, doesn't he? Come on, you can tell us. We're all friends here.
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He calls because he's bored. He hits his work targets in the first 3 hours of the day, so calls me for entertainment. As to spineless, he's neither that nor pussy whipped. We enjoy each others company and conversation - you know, that's part of a healthy relationship. I do push him to do stuff with out me, but I don't really see us enjoying time together as a problem.
We're not getting married or having kids, since neither of us want that.
Oh, and he has more balls than you who needs to sit there trading insults with someone over the web because you're to pussy to mouth your macho posings to anyone in real life.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:31:53 EDT (#)
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This is facinating.
On one hand I'm thinking people are mean, but on the other, I think that you are TOTALLY setting yourself up for it.
Either way, it's bloody funny.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:30:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How dare you speak to our Berty like that!
Inion shall defend his honor and challenge you to a duel!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:27:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
AHAHAHAHHAHA!
He calls you every hour? Oh, wow, that's so incredibly sad. Does he use foundation to cover the big "L" tattoo on his massive forehead or is that what the long hair is for? You must have to keep his spineless, quivering mass in a jello mold just to keep him from oozing into a slick, sticky mess on the carpet.
So, have you decided to let him have reasonable unsupervised visitation with his testicles, or do you have to remain present at all times?
You're right about one thing, though: my opinion should mean shit all to you. I mean, hell, you have SOOOOOOO many more issues to deal with than some yank's thoughts on his looks. Shit, just think of the drama sure to unfurl when he tells you, after ten years of marriage and two kids, that he has always felt like a woman trapped in a man's body. He sits to pee, doesn't he? Come on, you can tell us. We're all friends here.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:22:38 EDT (#)
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Berty, you disturb me on so many levels I've lost count.
Why would I make stuff up? I don't know you people, and unless they're regarding my writing style, I couldn't give two shits for your opinions.
And no, SO doesn't fall asleep with his nuts in my hand. That would be almost as weird as you are.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:19:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:15:28 (#)
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"However, I know where SO is all the time. He calls me every hour or so when he's at work and otherwise he's with me."
You don't think that's a bit odd or abnormal? Is this at your request or is it his choice?
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It's a little clingy. I would never ask anyone to do that, I'm not especially insecure. He chooses to call, because he works to fast and gets bored. I do try to send him out with out me, but he's always reluctant to go... Has a great time once he's there, but doesn't like going out with out me.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:18:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
She's making stuff up. Next she'll be telling us that he falls asleep with his bollocks in her hand. Like a little nest for his nuts.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
it's not a mustache it's a goatee!!! burt reynolds does have a bad ass stache. makes me wonder if he's hiding a cluster of third world orphans under there.
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He's probably one of them liberal, anti-republican/American communists trying to destroy the job market with cheap foreign imports. Action should be taken.
THEN HIS BEARD WILL BE MINE! BWUAHAHAHAHAHA (etc)
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:15:28 EDT (#)
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"However, I know where SO is all the time. He calls me every hour or so when he's at work and otherwise he's with me."
You don't think that's a bit odd or abnormal? Is this at your request or is it his choice?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:15:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-18 11:35:15 (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-07-18 11:30:17 (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/86093
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Ouch. I'll admit, it would be gay, if it wasn't fashion.
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It isn't fashion. It's gay. It's gayer than two guys having buttsecks while another 400 guys watch and masturbate.
It's gayer than the time DQ or whatever the fuck you call him asked the biker to grow his bear longer so it tickled his knees while he got a hummmer.
To borrow a line from thorpe, "Your last name could be cocksucker - you could be called Jamie Rainbow Cocksucker, and it wouldn't be as gay as" describing your 'fashion' sense as URBAN FAIRY.
No one should EVER describe themselves as Urban Fairy. Although it does look like your boy there is a catcher. Do you use a strap-on for him?
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:12:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Now now Berty, that wasn't very nice.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:11:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:10:07 (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-18 11:41:08 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-18 10:32:20 (#)
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I'd better not Inion, we'd end up looking like two chicks kissing.
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nuh uh. didn't you have face pubes?
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Yeah... I wish I could grow a real mustache like you Inion. Then I would totally pokemon evolve into Burt Reynolds.
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it's not a mustache it's a goatee!!! burt reynolds does have a bad ass stache. makes me wonder if he's hiding a cluster of third world orphans under there.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:10:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1, cause you seem to be pretty attractive.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-18 11:41:08 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-18 10:32:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd better not Inion, we'd end up looking like two chicks kissing.
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nuh uh. didn't you have face pubes?
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Yeah... I wish I could grow a real mustache like you Inion. Then I would totally pokemon evolve into Burt Reynolds.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:09:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:02:09 (#)
Ranking: -1
Did you get the number of the truck that wrecked your man's face?
Have you ever once considered that maybe QD acts the way she does because SO is still trying to bag her? I mean, his excuse for breaking up with her was a bit over the top, don't you think? And for you to buy it lock, stock and barrel virtually ensures that he can kick her back door in anytime he wants. And it's all because you trust him so. Eh, whatev. Just rememeber the difference between love and herpes is that herpes is forever.
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Ta for the advice. However, I know where SO is all the time. He calls me every hour or so when he's at work and otherwise he's with me.
Also, I think SO is gorgeous, so really don't give a shit for your opinion.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Did you get the number of the truck that wrecked your man's face?
Have you ever once considered that maybe QD acts the way she does because SO is still trying to bag her? I mean, his excuse for breaking up with her was a bit over the top, don't you think? And for you to buy it lock, stock and barrel virtually ensures that he can kick her back door in anytime he wants. And it's all because you trust him so. Eh, whatev. Just rememeber the difference between love and herpes is that herpes is forever.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-18 11:57:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-18 11:52:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
Wait, you actually wear fairy wings on a regular basis? Not just for Halloween or costume parties? You actually walk around on the streets in broad daylight with fucking fairy wings on your back? Oh yeah, you're clearly more together, sane, and stable and have fewer issues than anyone you've ever met. Does your boyfriend dress up like a fairy too?
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Yeah, cause SO looks some much like a fairy, doesn't he? I wear fairy wings generally for clubbing. Not v. practical day to day. But I've been know to wear them out for coffee or whatever. I don't really see how that reflects on my sanity. It's more an expression of humour. My dress sense is ironic.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-18 11:52:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wait, you actually wear fairy wings on a regular basis? Not just for Halloween or costume parties? You actually walk around on the streets in broad daylight with fucking fairy wings on your back? Oh yeah, you're clearly more together, sane, and stable and have fewer issues than anyone you've ever met. Does your boyfriend dress up like a fairy too?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-18 11:41:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-18 10:32:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd better not Inion, we'd end up looking like two chicks kissing.
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nuh uh. didn't you have face pubes?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-07-18 11:37:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, yeah, I didn't read that very carefully.
Still, I hope for your sake that you're an alter.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-18 11:35:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-07-18 11:30:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86093
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Ouch. I'll admit, it would be gay, if it wasn't fashion. But, it is and is therefore exempt from that brutal description. However, the wings are optional, and generally my dress sense is described as "hot" (by guys) or "adorable" (by girls), or "stupid" (by my father). Also I'm not under the impression that I am a fairy, nor do I wish or pretend to be one.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-18 11:31:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-07-18 11:28:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
wait a minute, your boyfriend is 4'9"? haha and you're 5'11"??
Waaaait
Shananagins.
He's much taller than you in the picture, so unless he's wearing 17" heels, you're lying.
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Learn to read cockface - then you might be aloud to play with the big kids. He's 6"4. His ex-girlfriend is 4"9. If he was 4"9 I'd be a dwarf.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-07-18 11:30:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-18 11:26:15 (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-18 11:18:59 (#)
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Whats an 'urban fairy'
Do they have wings?
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I have a reasonable quantity of wings. All detachable for ease of dressing *grins*
An urban fairy is someone who dresses like an elegant fairy/manga character. A typical outfit for me involves a wig, some form of cute micro skirt, ballet tutu or dress, platforms or heels (unfortunately platforms aren't good on a 5"11 girl), over knee socks or cute tights, an adorable shirt and cropped cardi, and sometimes wings. That's urban fairy.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/86093
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-07-18 11:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wait a minute, your boyfriend is 4'9"? haha and you're 5'11"??
Waaaait
Shananagins.
He's much taller than you in the picture, so unless he's wearing 17" heels, you're lying.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-18 11:27:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-07-18 11:22:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok, so you speak a form of language that even others in yoru country can't understand....
in a good way, of course.
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Bite me. Since when is the use of dialect a big issue? I'd have thought that in context it was fairly obvious.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-07-18 11:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-07-18 09:29:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
I know that SO believes sex is special and only between two people who care for each other."""
hahahaha yeah, that's exactly what he believes.
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"SO explains that she is a girl he dated over a year ago, and dumped after 8 months of avoiding all phsyical contact because "she's phsyically repulsive and has a bad attitude". "
hahahaha yeah, that's exactly what he did.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-18 11:26:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-18 11:18:59 (#)
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Whats an 'urban fairy'
Do they have wings?
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I have a reasonable quantity of wings. All detachable for ease of dressing *grins*
An urban fairy is someone who dresses like an elegant fairy/manga character. A typical outfit for me involves a wig, some form of cute micro skirt, ballet tutu or dress, platforms or heels (unfortunately platforms aren't good on a 5"11 girl), over knee socks or cute tights, an adorable shirt and cropped cardi, and sometimes wings. That's urban fairy.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-07-18 11:22:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok, so you speak a form of language that even others in yoru country can't understand....
in a good way, of course.
Where's Greening when you the retard siren?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-18 11:18:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-18 10:04:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
2) your boyfriend's a pussy if he let a 15 year old looking girl break his nose. if she looks that young she probably hits like a girl and that means he has a weak face.
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AAAH HAHAHA inion, sometimes you crack me up.
Whats an 'urban fairy'
Do they have wings?
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-07-18 11:17:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 me and ill +2 you
People are so hard to please
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-18 11:09:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Anyone who refers to themselves as "BasAss" is not in a position to comment."
*sigh*
Actually, it's one of my nicknames and I'm not the one who chose my user name.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-18 11:08:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-07-18 11:05:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuckin chavs...
You should upgrade to dating Devvo.
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I'm not being stupid here am I? You just called me a chav? Oh dear. You seem to be slightly confused, either about who I am, or what a chav is. Go look it up in the dictionary, then come back. I'm an urban fairy if I'm anything in the whole "labelling" thing, and my boyo could loosely be described as a metal head. Not terribly chavy.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-07-18 11:05:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuckin chavs...
You should upgrade to dating Devvo.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-18 11:04:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-18 10:55:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-18 10:33:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm more together and have less issues that pretty much anyone else I have ever met.
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Well, judging by the guy you're dating and the types of girls he's dated in the past, you obviously don't hang out with very stable and/or sane people so that isn't saying much.
I hate the way you use SO and V. I find it very annoying.
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Anyone who refers to themselves as "BasAss" is not in a position to comment. Also, I'm refering to the people I work with, and meet in every day life, not just the people I hang out with.
Thanks for the constructive critisism though. I know the abreviations are annoying. It's just how I think of people. Everyone has a two letter abreviation in my brain.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-18 10:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-18 10:33:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm more together and have less issues that pretty much anyone else I have ever met.
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Well, judging by the guy you're dating and the types of girls he's dated in the past, you obviously don't hang out with very stable and/or sane people so that isn't saying much.
I hate the way you use SO and V. I find it very annoying.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2006-07-18 10:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post should be dragged into a woodshed and mauled with the business end of a claw hammer.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-18 10:42:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
White Trash Beautiful, Trailor Park Queen
She slings hash at the diner from 11 to 5
She married a boy from school, thought he was oh so cool
But all he can do for money is drive
Out late haulin' freight on Interstate 5, prayin' he'll see home before his baby arrive.
White Trash Beautiful, There's something you should know
My heart belongs to you
And you coulda found a better guy
I'll love you till the day I die
I swear to God it's true
I'm comin' home to you
I'm comin' home to you girl.
He lights a cigarette, his eyes half open
He won't be home tonight, but she keeps hopin'
Drinkin himself to sleep is his only way of copein'
She waits for him every night, she leaves the front door open
It's 4 AM and doin 95, Tryin to stay awake and make it home alive.
White Trash Beautiful, There's something you should know
My heart belongs to you
I know you coulda found a better guy
I'll love you till the day I die
I swear to God it's true
I'm comin' home to you
I'm comin' home to you girl.
Her lips stay painted red, nametag's crooked
Her heart's been gone awhile with the truck driving man that took it
He keeps her photograph on his rearview mirror
She prays for him every night, she hopes that he can hear her.
White Trash Beautiful, There's something you should know
My heart belongs to you girl
I know you coulda found yourself a better guy
I'll love you till the day I die
I swear to God it's true
I'm comin' home to you
I'm comin' home to you girl
I'm comin' home to you.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-18 10:41:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BRUSH YOUR TOOTH, CUNT
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-18 10:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
- in drawlingly sarcastic voice - You've never heard the word "umpteen" before? It means lots and lots. I think it was about 40 in fact.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-07-18 10:36:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
'umpteen"?
You've got to be kidding me?
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-18 10:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If I've made you cry, my work is done and I can sleep happily tonight.
I maybe screwed up, but I'm having fun, so I'm really not that bothered by it. Also, had you met me in real life, I doubt you'd think that. I'm more together and have less issues that pretty much anyone else I have ever met.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-18 10:32:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd better not Inion, we'd end up looking like two chicks kissing.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-18 10:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you are just so screwed up in so many ways.... i cannot even imagine myself into the depths of your duh-ness.
berty - hold me i may cry.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-18 10:12:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Inion - if you bothered to check, I pointed out that it's a genetic thing. I'm sitting in my garden at the moment, and spend pretty much every day out in the sun. I never use a sun screen higher than factor 8, and tried fake tan, but even a pro job turns me orange. I can't help it.
Also - SO is v. anti-emo, due to their snivelling and whining. His hair is an inch shorter than mine, unless I curl it...
He let QD hit him because he won't hurt a woman, and she's so tiny (UK size 2 and 4"9) that even restraining her would hurt her.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-18 10:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and you do need it pointed out because you lack the brains and/or personality to make up for your face.
christ girl you're paler than me. do you do that on purpose? i actually go outside everyday i'm just screwed in the pigment department but jesus fuck when's the last time you saw daylight?
also, if your bf has longer hair that you that's a clue he's a pussy. his hair should never be longer than your hair. although on the upside when he gets into his emo pants it'll look like two chicks kissing.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-18 10:04:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1) you went home with another boy before dumping current boyfriend and therefore deserve to be cheated on.
2) your boyfriend's a pussy if he let a 15 year old looking girl break his nose. if she looks that young she probably hits like a girl and that means he has a weak face.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-07-18 09:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Cut him some slack, Apollo....
He looks like a low-rent Meatloaf. It's not like he's got that many choices.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-18 09:46:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-18 09:42:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
"I know each of the girls he's slept with..."
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What is the appropriate comment to this?
I give up. You're doomed.
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Aren't we all? I just dislike the fact that everyone has a really negative view of man's ability to keep it in his pants. SO has slept with 3 people, including me. It's not hard to know them, and it does kinda support my arguement, non?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-18 09:42:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"I know each of the girls he's slept with..."
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What is the appropriate comment to this?
I give up. You're doomed.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-18 09:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Apollo - It's true, and very sweet. He's a seriously genuine guy. I know each of the girls he's slept with, and they've all been long term relationships with people he truely cared for. I have no problem trusting him.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-07-18 09:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I know that SO believes sex is special and only between two people who care for each other."""
hahahaha yeah, that's exactly what he believes.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-18 09:20:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2006-07-18 09:14:33 (#)
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u do realise that all of that "hate" is a sherade/cherade (sp?) and that he is already fucking her?
gutted!
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Charade.
And that's unlikely, considering I know where he is at any given hour of the day. He works 6.30 til 3.30, calls me three/four times while he's at work, and comes straight home. Bar the odd night when I tell him to get off his butt and go have fun with his friends, he only goes out when I do, and we spend our weekends together. Also, SO won't fuck anyone he doesn't love. So if he loved her enough to cheat on me, we'd have stopped having sex. Also - the smell. She stinks, and I don't think any guy likes that.
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2006-07-18 09:14:33 EDT (#)
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u do realise that all of that "hate" is a sherade/cherade (sp?) and that he is already fucking her?
gutted!
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-18 06:48:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Or, I could cut off your nut sac and saute with new potatoes and portabello mushrooms?
I'm not jealous of QD, just insulted by her behaviour. It's rude, and manners are important.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-07-18 06:46:34 EDT (#)
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I only came back here to check out your camwhore some more, you know what Pipi, I would fuck you anyway, colour or no colour! I'd like to tie up SO and make him watch me proper rape you close up.
Then cut off his nuts and give them to the other chick. The one your so jealous of.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-18 06:45:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-18 06:43:51 (#)
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If you'd put some Merthiolate on the silly bints cuts before bandagin them up, it would have really taught her a lesson.
Although, if you'd just used really tight pressure bandages and told her to leave them on for three days, it would have taught her how to deal with gangrene.
Meh.
Tomato, tomato.
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*grins* I wish I'd though of it at the time. I was trying to be kind, despite having just had to reset SO's nose, thanks to her.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-18 06:44:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-07-18 06:40:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
Thought this deserved another -2, plus check out the uber board!
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Aww... how nice. You have nothing better to do than think of me. Only thing is, I don't fuck men who like to put things in their arse holes. Sorry.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-18 06:43:51 EDT (#)
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If you'd put some Merthiolate on the silly bints cuts before bandagin them up, it would have really taught her a lesson.
Although, if you'd just used really tight pressure bandages and told her to leave them on for three days, it would have taught her how to deal with gangrene.
Meh.
Tomato, tomato.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-18 06:41:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just tell us good stories. If you write them as badly as this then don't bother.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-07-18 06:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thought this deserved another -2, plus check out the uber board!
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-18 06:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-18 06:32:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop typing lol, it makes you sound like you've got Downs syndrome.
Well then you must enjoy the lifestyle you're leading. The party atmosphere comes with a lot of drama and baggage. Also it'll all burn out in ten years.
What a decade it'll be though.
Tell us those stories! The night you blew 3 different guys and went back with your mates to get pilled up and drink red wine. The night you danced until 3am, fell in love but couldn't remember who with in the morning. Tell us about the grubby side, the tiredness, the constant need to perform, the fear of what comes after. Tell us about the interesting stories.
But for Gods sake tell them properly. And leave out the other people. We don't know them.
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Maybe next time sweet heart. I tend to try and forget those things, but if you're really interested - hell, I might even tell you about the quarry.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-18 06:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-07-18 06:29:12 (#)
Ranking: -1
1) This post sucked, teenage girls whine like cunts on fire!
2) This S.O. you speak of sounds like a twat, *scrolls down* Shit, he looks like a twat too! A pale ass vampire twat!
3) As previously mentioned, you could do with getting some sun love, but with a bit of colour I'd rape you and split you in two just for kicks
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LoL - I'm not a teenager. I'm nearly twenty one. SO is not a twat, he's a brilliant bloke. Whats with the vampire thing?
I'm out in the sun at the moment, and spend virtually every day outside. Unfortunately, I'm half-Irish, half-Swedish, and through some weird genetic fluke stay paler than skimmed milk. Since fake bake makes me orange I've given up the fight.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-18 06:32:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop typing lol, it makes you sound like you've got Downs syndrome.
Well then you must enjoy the lifestyle you're leading. The party atmosphere comes with a lot of drama and baggage. Also it'll all burn out in ten years.
What a decade it'll be though.
Tell us those stories! The night you blew 3 different guys and went back with your mates to get pilled up and drink red wine. The night you danced until 3am, fell in love but couldn't remember who with in the morning. Tell us about the grubby side, the tiredness, the constant need to perform, the fear of what comes after. Tell us about the interesting stories.
But for Gods sake tell them properly. And leave out the other people. We don't know them.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-07-18 06:29:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
1) This post sucked, teenage girls whine like cunts on fire!
2) This S.O. you speak of sounds like a twat, *scrolls down* Shit, he looks like a twat too! A pale ass vampire twat!
3) As previously mentioned, you could do with getting some sun love, but with a bit of colour I'd rape you and split you in two just for kicks!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-07-18 06:18:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-18 04:58:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
This is all so stupid it's actually upsetting.
I mean is this real? Do people like this actually exist? It's all so cheap and horrible. This post makes Berty a sad panda.
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-18 04:55:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
Three days later - First date on the beach. V. nice, and he stays the night, in a good way...
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What does that even mean? That he didn't rob your telly?
hahahahahahahahaha
Get some sun and maybe a personallity, you dumb broad.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-18 06:16:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-18 05:46:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
He sounds rubbish. If you don't like the people around you you should just not spend time with them. Are you in school and trapped? Because once you get a ltitle older and go to university it all gets much easier. You don't have to spend time with retards and losers unless you choose to.
As the old saying goes: love di life you live, live di life you love.
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LoL, not I'm not at school and trapped, I'm in the middle of my degree. They're not the people I choose to spend time with, but the people that life necessitates I'm civil to. Plus I have a real thing for helping people and end up neck deep in drama, because everyone comes to me with their problems.
As to the SO. He has a few issues, but generally is a caring, thoughtful, generous and kind person. Since I know the cause of the issues, I try to help him move on. Plus, I can't imagine anyone I'd rather be with. He's mostly the male version of me, but with lower self-esteem (which is saying something.)
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-18 06:10:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
He sounds like a complete dickhead. Just read all this back to yourself.
Doesn't really scream out "He's a well sorted individual and a real catch!" does it?
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-18 05:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lol - I haven't made any small children cry recently, if that's what you mean.
BTW - the abbreviations are just laziness, but I thought quite obvious.
SO - Significant other
QD - explained in text
DJ - wasn't an abbreviation, he's a dance DJ.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-18 05:47:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You do seem quite fit actually. Doesn't change my rating though.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-18 05:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
He sounds rubbish. If you don't like the people around you you should just not spend time with them. Are you in school and trapped? Because once you get a ltitle older and go to university it all gets much easier. You don't have to spend time with retards and losers unless you choose to.
As the old saying goes: love di life you live, live di life you love.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-07-18 05:45:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
QD, DJ, SO? Just make up some fake names, noone is going to track you down.
I would -2 this for being known as PiPi but I'm shallow and you are quite fit (SO is questionable)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-18 05:44:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
erm - what Berty said. Only with a better accent.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-18 05:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-18 05:27:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Not me. My life is executive and stylish. Why just this weekend I ate prawns for lunch.
Alright, you should probably chuck this SO charachter because he seems to have treated the last woman he was with like dirt. I mean he bangs on about how much he hates her but why was he with her in the first place? Either he's too simple to judge charachter, he's an emotional wreck who'll hobble into bed with anyone or he's full of shit.
But seriously reading this made me want to take a bath. It was like watching a really bad soap opera.
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You try living in a really bad soap opera. So much drama. To be fair, I have a nice lifestyle, as SO works with computers and keeps me while I study, so my lifestyle is also executive and stylish. However, my social circle, for various reasons, is comprised of people who thrive on wandering from one trauma to the next. It's difficult to avoid, so instead I laugh - this piece was intended to be slightly humorous.
SO is very decent towards women. Felt sorry for QD, hence not dumping her immediately he realised what a sad sack of shit she is. He is disturbingly similar to Disney's Tarzan - v. innocent and easy to manipulate. Oh and he sniffs things before he eats them...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-18 05:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not me. My life is executive and stylish. Why just this weekend I ate prawns for lunch.
Alright, you should probably chuck this SO charachter because he seems to have treated the last woman he was with like dirt. I mean he bangs on about how much he hates her but why was he with her in the first place? Either he's too simple to judge charachter, he's an emotional wreck who'll hobble into bed with anyone or he's full of shit.
But seriously reading this made me want to take a bath. It was like watching a really bad soap opera.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-07-18 05:16:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-18 04:58:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-18 04:55:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
Three days later - First date on the beach. V. nice, and he stays the night, in a good way...
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What does that even mean? That he didn't rob your telly?
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What it means, asshole, is that we fucked. Simple enough for you? Where I come from anything that has the phrase "In a good way" in it refers to something sexual.
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Not many people must come from where you come from. Dont be upset at anybody else for your inability to convey a very simple message. "We. Fucked." Say it. It's two syllables. Rolls right off the tongue. You dont even need to say it like that. There are a million and one (probably more) different ways to say we fucked and you didnt hit one of them.
Submitted by JSultan (user info) at 2006-07-18 05:09:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this sucks.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-18 05:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-18 04:58:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
This is all so stupid it's actually upsetting.
I mean is this real? Do people like this actually exist? It's all so cheap and horrible. This post makes Berty a sad panda.
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I take back the asshole comment on account of your use of the phrase sad panda.
As to how cheap and horrible my life is - yes, people like that do exist. Life is fairly tawdry. Deal with it.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-18 04:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-18 04:55:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
Three days later - First date on the beach. V. nice, and he stays the night, in a good way...
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What does that even mean? That he didn't rob your telly?
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What it means, asshole, is that we fucked. Simple enough for you? Where I come from anything that has the phrase "In a good way" in it refers to something sexual.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-18 04:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is all so stupid it's actually upsetting.
I mean is this real? Do people like this actually exist? It's all so cheap and horrible. This post makes Berty a sad panda.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-18 04:55:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Three days later - First date on the beach. V. nice, and he stays the night, in a good way...
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What does that even mean? That he didn't rob your telly?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-18 04:53:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not a jealous person. Seriously, I have no problems with my boyo flirting with other girls - not that he does...
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DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER!!!!