These people give me a cramp. (766 hits)
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Submitted by Rob Berg (View user info) at 2006-07-18 05:14:28 EDT
Randomly discovered stupid right wing rhetoric:
"The death of Zarqawi is BAD news for demoncrats who hate America and love people who kill us or our allies."
Caustic knee-jerk reaction to discovered stupidity:
Oh yes. Them Demons. And their filthy crats. Just sitting there HATING America. Diggin' on terrorists. FUCKERS!
That statement is pure bile filled, generalistic stupidity. Right wing retards actually embrace that shit like gospel and live their limited lives fully embracing their manufactured reality and willfully retaining an almost absurd level of ignorance.
I like to refer to those people as assholes.
Stupid redneck hillbilly's, right wing Christian fundamentalist-types and even good ole cousin Roy. They will never be like us. They won't bother actually talking to us in any honest or insightful way. They hold US in contempt without actually exploring any of our positions.
But you know what, the fact is these people just simply believe certain things and those particular values are not open for discussion or any meaningful exploration- especially by them. For example: No one will ever convince them that things like sucking an unborn fetus straight out of that dirty "no" place is, or ever will be, OK with their own personal version of God.
Regardless of the circumstances. Period. End of discussion, someone told them God said no, and that is good enough for them.
Best part? There are ALL sorts of these simple, intractable "conservative" issues that will never be productively discussed or surrendered... and so they will never be agreed on. As far as they are concerned we are all heathens, or pinko commies... or whatever equally dismissive euphemism their limited intellects can personally conjure up... or the tactically engineered think-tank talking-point factories can come up with. All of it discourages any sort of actual communication- and conversly encourages this endless mutual animosity.
Perpetual confrontation.
(But a really great way to distract everyone, don't you think?)
The liberals are fucking retarded too. But for their own special unique politically correct inclusive and constructively critical reasons... but they are too benign and unimportant as a group to focus any rage on. A simple "couldja at least try?" is all I am going to waste on those apathetic, disorganized hippies. Lazy fuckers. The lot of 'em.
So where does that leave us?
Fucking screwed, that's where. Happy?
Fine. I'm going to bed. Fuck all of us. See you in the morning.
Love,
r.
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-29 16:15:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
It must have been cold there in my shadow,
to never have sunlight on your face.
You were content to let me shine, that's your way.
You always walked a step behind.
So I was the one with all the glory,
while you were the one with all the strength.
A beautiful face without a name for so long.
A beautiful smile to hide the pain.
Did you ever know that you're my hero,
and everything I would like to be?
I can fly higher than an eagle,
'cause you are the wind beneath my wings.
It might have appeared to go unnoticed,
but I've got it all here in my heart.
I want you to know I know the truth, of course I know it.
I would be nothing without you.
Did you ever know that you're my hero?
You're everything I wish I could be.
I could fly higher than an eagle,
'cause you are the wind beneath my wings.
Did I ever tell you you're my hero?
You're everything, everything I wish I could be.
Oh, and I, I could fly higher than an eagle,
'cause you are the wind beneath my wings,
'cause you are the wind beneath my wings.
Oh, the wind beneath my wings.
You, you, you, you are the wind beneath my wings.
Fly, fly, fly away. You let me fly so high.
Oh, you, you, you, the wind beneath my wings.
Oh, you, you, you, the wind beneath my wings.
Fly, fly, fly high against the sky,
so high I almost touch the sky.
Thank you, thank you,
thank God for you, the wind beneath my wings.
Submitted by BadASCII (user info) at 2007-03-20 22:15:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Rob Berg is a size queen.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-02-02 15:52:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+0.5 retaliatory.
+0.5 because I like it when other people are angry.
+0.5 because rightwing nuts ARE the scariest of them all, even though any form of extremist or fundamentalist should be shot.
+0.5 because I like to think that not all Americans (note: assumption) are crazy bigots and this gave me hope.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-07 13:03:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
liberal
Submitted by yeahwell (user info) at 2007-01-07 03:55:18 EST (#)
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Some good points. But not all right wingers are retarded, and not all of them share these views. Rant or not, right or not, fuel to this fire is not what anyone needs.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-07 03:25:35 EST (#)
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Retaliatory
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-07-19 03:04:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-18 18:27:14 (#)
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don't mind these haters, jesus loves you
he's mowing my lawn right now and he told me so
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Jesus rocks. I was just asking about him the other day... (http://www.ubersite.com/m/90539)
Good tip.
OH I don't mind them so much... some of them are really quite entertaining at times.
Some are just plain stupid and lazy while others are just crusty and while scary smart... complete dickheads. It's a pretty absurd mix... but its fascinating.
I mean these people are absolutely baffling to me. Otherwise perfectly intelligent, reasonable- and generally pretty cool people- lose their fucking minds when it comes to politics these days.
...and it's even more-so with religion.
The bottom line is:
Some people are stupid and wrong. We all know this to be true.
I'm just the one saying so and happy to point it out.
So just to stay on topic- any of you Right Wing idiots feel like engaging in a real (ish*) conversation about how wrong you are... I'll be here.
* as real as an internet discussion could possibly be.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-18 18:27:14 EDT (#)
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don't mind these haters, jesus loves you
he's mowing my lawn right now and he told me so
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-07-18 18:25:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-07-18 18:22:42 EDT (#)
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oop!
sorry. That >some< people behave like mindless retards.
Man, trying to be sensitive AND make fun of these clueless dorks is tricksy.
r.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-07-18 18:19:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-18 16:51:02 (#)
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-07-18 06:34:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
You give me cramp, didn't read this post as I got cramp in my eyes from trying. I think that's good enough reason to think of it as dog shit.
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So you cut and paste something that, in essence, proves my point that people are mindless retards?
I love the irony.
Unoriginal, lazy AND moronic.
The trifecta of uselessness! You deserve some sort of cookie.
Or at the very least good swift kick in the dink.
r.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-18 16:51:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-07-18 06:34:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
You give me cramp, didn't read this post as I got cramp in my eyes from trying. I think that's good enough reason to think of it as dog shit.
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-07-18 15:19:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-07-18 15:08:26 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-18 13:44:08 (#)
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"YOU HAVE MADE ME SEEN THE ERROR OF MY WAYS
I SHALL ENDEAVOR TO STRIVE FOR GIANT GOODNESS IN EVERYTHING I DO"
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I am happy with what I got and quite confident that while I may look like a tool... you look like a much bigger one.
So a hearty fuck you to you too. You hopeless chicken shit.
r.
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I concur.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-07-18 15:09:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-07-18 14:31:20 (#)
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!
Idiot.
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Yes, yes you are. Thanks for stopping by to prove just that.
Move along now.
r.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-07-18 15:08:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-18 13:44:08 (#)
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"YOU HAVE MADE ME SEEN THE ERROR OF MY WAYS
I SHALL ENDEAVOR TO STRIVE FOR GIANT GOODNESS IN EVERYTHING I DO"
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...and then you proceed to barf out boring, assumptive, lazy drivel. >Yawn.< I was hoping for so much more.
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"The fact of the matter is, you fucking simpleton, that you and ETS and every other drone around here like to shove information down peoples throats under the assumption that:
A. They're too stupid to think for themselves "
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Not everyone. But some people are. The DO exist. They annoy the fuck out of me... almost as much as smarmy cantankerous assholes that float around shitting on everything out of some inexplicable need to just be as cuntish as they possibly can.
Hehe... and me? A simpleton? Sure chuckles, that describes me completely. Update your tired rhetoric so that it at least SOMEwhat applicable you lazy ignorant fool.
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"B. They've never heard or considered what you've said before"
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Some HAVEN'T. Why is that so difficult for you to realize? Hmm? Some people are painfully WILLFULLY ignorant. Take a moment and recall all the times some fucking retard will simply -2 and actually state "I didn't read it.". It happens all the time.
AND, even if they have considered it- the thrusting point of my diatribe was that they are so fundamentally opposed to any sort of liberal viewpoint that there will NEVER be constructive dialogue between them. Much like talking with you.
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"C. They are blindly patriotic sheep"
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They certainly can be rather sheep-like. It's metaphorical and simplistic- but the analogy does effectively describe the patterns of some of the stupider people who this group think buy-in to the regurgitate political platform they are told to have. SOME people do have a tragic inability to think for themselves.
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"What makes YOU, a fucking internet nobody with the IQ of a glue stick, think that I give a fuck what you say?"
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I didn't, I don't. I think you act like a child. I may be a nobody- but at least I can summon some outrage.
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"What makes you think that arguing this stupid bullshit on an internet forum will make a difference?"
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THIS is an argument. My post last night was a rant. It does make a difference. If EVERYone was talking- even if they didn't agree it would be much better than the current alternative where everyone has settled into a tragic "agree to disagree" complacency- because arguing with THOSE dickheads is just as painful as arguing with dickheads like you.
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"What makes you think that by spewing your pseudo-pedantic bullshit at me will change my mind whatsoever?"
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Oh yeah? What makes my bullshit pseudo-pedantic? Just figured you would try and get fancy with some big words? Its clearly not pedantic... it may be offensive and unpalletable to your delicate sensibilities.
I don't really think your mind will be changed with one post... but you are acting like a fucking shithead. People like you who are so puffed up on their own self importance are equally damaging to this fucked up society we exist in. I know you are incredibly intelligent and are sick and tired of what you so casually dismiss as "bullshit"... and it certainly is to some degree. Stop being such a dink and participate in making the world a better place. Is that so hard?
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"You regurgitate your opinions,"
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Oop! Another big word! Look how smart you think you are! Correction, I form my opinions... I regurgitate all the fancy words to make it look purdy.
"which come from incredibly unreliable sources in the first place,"
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They come from my brain. Now, while certainly unreliable, it's still valid commentary.
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"as if they were facts, and depend on the malleability in peoples minds that you so despise in the first place to actually have your point sink in."
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Um... did you even READ my rant? No. Go back and read it again. Lazy fucker.
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"Whether we're sheep for President Bush or whatever asshole is in charge, or sheep following your cause, we're still sheep."
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I KNOW! We suck! Look, I agree with you. What do you think about that?
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"Neither of you are right, and no amount of your bullshit will change that. "
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Totally agree with you on that chuckles. 100%.
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"Stop trying to shove your opinion down people's throats, you fucking arrogant asshole, and stop insulting our collective intelligence."
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I am not shoving my opinion down people's throats, jackass. I am voicing it. I am not arrogant, I am simply smarter than most people. Collectively we are ALL fucking retarded.
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" There are people a million times smarter than you"
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Absolutely... and wouldn't it be great if they were actually to take lead in discussing things that were important and proactive instead of incessantly mudslinging and coming up with colorful euphemistic insults?
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", who believe in the same things you do, but are much more adept at getting their point across, and they DON'T do it on an anonymous internet forum."
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Um... Rob Berg. That's my name. I am not even TRYING to be anonymous.
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"In conclusion,
Go fuck yourself, you smarmy twat. I'm not coming back to this post, so don't expect a reply to whatever long-winded retort you issue. "
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Good, don't. (Although you probably will you melodramatic worthless troll.)
I am happy with what I got and quite confident that while I may look like a tool... you look like a much bigger one.
So a hearty fuck you to you too. You hopeless chicken shit.
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r.
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-07-18 14:52:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
People with attitudes like Method's are the reason there is so much international distaste and contempt for the stereotypical American citizen.
Please don't interpret as me extending said stereotype to all American citizens alike - nothing could be more inaccurate.
But I must say he exudes arrogance rather perfunctorily.
In fact - I think he should probably run for President.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-18 14:46:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-07-18 14:38:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-07-18 13:28:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
not much worse than the things you've writen in this post.
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What specific problems do you have with those things other than the fact they are equally offensive as the original drivel?
huh?
HONEST goodness. Unproductive, admittedly- but you tell me that statement and the effortless marginalization it enables isn't at least somewhat responsible for the erosion of any real discussion.
Look, it isn't pretty, or nice or helpful- but there are people who simply believe that and don't bother to do any more discovery. They are willfully ignorant assholes.
They exist and they need to become smarter.
On that ONE point Mr. Woody: Do you really disagree?
r.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-07-18 14:31:20 EDT (#)
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!
Idiot.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-07-18 14:01:30 EDT (#)
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Mission accomplished.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-18 13:45:09 EDT (#)
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That applies to you and every other wanna-be faggot prophet in this place.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-18 13:44:08 EDT (#)
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YOU HAVE MADE ME SEEN THE ERROR OF MY WAYS
I SHALL ENDEAVOR TO STRIVE FOR GIANT GOODNESS IN EVERYTHING I DO
The fact of the matter is, you fucking simpleton, that you and ETS and every other drone around here like to shove information down peoples throats under the assumption that:
A. They're too stupid to think for themselves
B. They've never heard or considered what you've said before
C. They are blindly patriotic sheep
What makes YOU, a fucking internet nobody with the IQ of a glue stick, think that I give a fuck what you say? What makes you think that arguing this stupid bullshit on an internet forum will make a difference? What makes you think that by spewing your pseudo-pedantic bullshit at me will change my mind whatsoever?
You regurgitate your opinions, which come from incredibly unreliable sources in the first place, as if they were facts, and depend on the malleability in peoples minds that you so despise in the first place to actually have your point sink in.
Whether we're sheep for President Bush or whatever asshole is in charge, or sheep following your cause, we're still sheep.
Neither of you are right, and no amount of your bullshit will change that.
Stop trying to shove your opinion down people's throats, you fucking arrogant asshole, and stop insulting our collective intelligence. There are people a million times smarter than you, who believe in the same things you do, but are much more adept at getting their point across, and they DON'T do it on an anonymous internet forum.
In conclusion,
Go fuck yourself, you smarmy twat. I'm not coming back to this post, so don't expect a reply to whatever long-winded retort you issue.
Love,
Method
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-18 13:35:57 EDT (#)
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Have a +2 for this:
http://edition.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/07/18/mumbai.blasts/index.html
"Mumbai mourns its '7/11' victims"
AHAHAHAHAHA 7/11
AHAHAHAHAHA
DOES ANYONE READ THE HEADLINES BEFORE THEY POST THE ARTICLE.
HA
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-07-18 13:28:18 EDT (#)
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not much worse than the things you've writen in this post.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-07-18 13:14:20 EDT (#)
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You know... it was late. I was cranky.
But I completely stand by this little rant.
People are far too complacent in their casual acceptance of such blatant ignorance.
Stupid people should be punched in the nose until they bleed.
(... and then, of course, immediately treated by the best healthcare system possible and given some intensive counseling to try and deprogram their simplistic little minds and then perhaps even a hug would be in order- because lets face it, they are generally unlikable fuckers who lack any sort of real happiness in their miserable little lives. Socially malignant little pricks.)
r.
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:37:28 EDT (#)
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+2 pinko commies
You and I will get along just fine.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:35:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:33:03 (#)
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I don't like seeing this on the front page.
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Oh yeah?
Why not? Little to close to the truth? As unhelpful and assholish as it is... its still basically true.
r.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:34:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:26:43 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-18 06:43:39 (#)
Oops... got a little dyslexic there...
Stop being such a chicken shit and use that wonderful mind for the powers of GOOD you GIANT crusty old asshole.
Sort of loses its effect... but that cuntish troll will likely not bother responding anyways.
...carry on.
r.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:33:03 EDT (#)
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I don't like seeing this on the front page.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:30:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-07-18 11:41:53 (#)
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you were better off writing about jesus, fella
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Dude, that was like SO two days ago. People have forgotten.
Although I am flattered you actually remembered that considering the ADD that affects this site.
Why didn't you participate in that discussion? To much work?
And you are right... time is MUCH better spent writing about Jesus than blathering on about the stupid folks we live with. But even he overturned a few tables in his day.
Righteous indignation is well documented.
Now, I may not be all that righteous... but god DAMN am I indignant.
r.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:26:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-18 06:43:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
go brush your tooth, Hollywood
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Speaking of caustic... oh look its Uber's resident poopy pants.
Stop being such a chicken shit and use that wonderful mind for the powers of good giant you crusty old asshole.
AND I think yer a chicken shit to. And a stupid face.
You = fucking useless.
(...oh and that review is just stupid and lazy. Brush your tooth hollywood? That's just dumb. Ass.)
r.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:22:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-07-18 06:34:52 (#)
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You give me cramp, didn't read this post as I got cramp in my eyes from trying. I think that's good enough reason to think of it as dog shit.
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See?
Perfect example. "Didn't read the post- but just know I hate it. And hate you."
It IS dog shit. Its unhelpful caustic ranting that does nothing to engage ANYone in conversation. But see... YOU... well you are likely just as unwilling to engage anyone in conversation as well.
This post is useless.
You are useless.
Which is worse?
r.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:19:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-07-18 06:11:50 (#)
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Yeah.....
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Fair enough.
And present company excluded. You have to admit that particular line is horrible though?
People shouldn't be allowed to continue to be that stupid.
r.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-07-18 12:18:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-07-18 05:48:09 (#)
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"Right wing retards actually embrace that shit like gospel and live their limited lives fully embracing their manufactured reality and willfully retaining an almost absurd level of ignorance."
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1) No they dont.
2) What you've got written here; that's not just as bad?
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1) yes they really do.
2) Yes it is. In fact its worse because it only preaches to the choir- but you will notice that they don't bother reading this kind of thing... their putrid logic is so twisted simplistic that I have to read their shallow opinions ALL THE TIME.
Anyways, this wasn't written as effective discourse, this was only reactionary crankiness. Twas fun.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-07-18 11:41:53 EDT (#)
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you were better off writing about jesus, fella
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-18 09:16:06 EDT (#)
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found it: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5554303
** "It's a direct commandment that Christians should be supportive of Israel," Hagee says. "It's the only nation that God ever created. It's the only nation that Christians are told to pray for, and therefore, because the Bible is the compass of our faith, we do what it says."
Hagee preaches this to his 20,000 congregants and the millions of home viewers he reaches each week in his televised sermons. He illustrates his point by noting passages from Genesis and Luke.**
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-18 09:13:34 EDT (#)
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I heard a lovely story on NPR yesterday about this right wing conservative christian group who claim that God created Israel and that **we** should support Israel 100% no matter how fucked up their position is because God commands it.
that scares me it really does
note: I added the "no matter how fucked up their position is" part
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-18 06:43:39 EDT (#)
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go brush your tooth, hollywood
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-07-18 06:34:52 EDT (#)
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You give me cramp, didn't read this post as I got cramp in my eyes from trying. I think that's good enough reason to think of it as dog shit.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-07-18 06:16:00 EDT (#)
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I love when people get all bent out of shape over a few words.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-07-18 06:11:50 EDT (#)
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Yeah......
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-07-18 05:48:09 EDT (#)
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"Right wing retards actually embrace that shit like gospel and live their limited lives fully embracing their manufactured reality and willfully retaining an almost absurd level of ignorance."
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1) No they dont.
2) What you've got written here; that's not just as bad?