Hey Apollo (826 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.84 on 39 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Jewfag (View user info) at 2006-07-18 22:58:13 EDT
I've got one great big reason for you to move back to merry old England, and her name is Kelly Alice. Now, I used to believe in the stereotype that your typical British girl is uglier than a sack full of assholes, but this cutie has changed my mind.
http://www.kellyalice.co.uk
User Reviews
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-07-26 00:03:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You've got to be an ugly bunch of motherfuckers to call this "Sexy": http://www.les-stars-nues.biz/photos/Geri-Halliwell/Geri-Halliwell-1287.jpg
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:49:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my two favorite things:
1. lazy eyeS
2. C-Section Scars
Man... i wanna rip that baby open and impregnate her all over again.
...by fucking the unstitched wound, i mean.
but you already knew that, eh?
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2006-07-25 00:42:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Fancy a cuppa tea gov'nah?"
its like a British Jerri Blank
Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (user info) at 2006-07-19 18:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The first picture on her web-site is deceiving because the photographer has her good eye actually looking in the direction of the lazy one ... clever
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-19 17:48:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
chockomut ice creams
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-07-19 15:15:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'd assrape teh hotness in the last pic.
oh wait.
been there, done that.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-07-19 13:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-19 11:43:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
what's with her eye?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-19 11:32:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2006-07-19 10:36:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
At least with a girl like that, you know she'll take it up the buttocks.
HAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-19 10:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Disturbing.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2006-07-19 10:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
At least with a girl like that, you know she'll take it up the buttocks.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-07-19 08:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-07-18 23:47:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
We should have an Ugly-Off between Kelly Alice and Sideburns' wife. """
hahahhaa
Submitted by fodesnor (user info) at 2006-07-19 07:48:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, the photographer is a man/woman of genius.
He got her eye to stay still for a majority of the shots.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-07-19 06:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
She looks like she chases parked cars.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-19 04:28:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Look at the fingers in the black dress shot!
THAT'S THE REAL URBANE!
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-19 04:05:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think you've just traumatised me. I've seen car crashes more attractive than this girl. On the other hand - I live in the UK, and I haven't made any small children cry recently. Not all English girls are ugly. Some of us are just average.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-19 04:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My cats have vomitted things more attractive than this creature.
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-07-19 00:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-18 23:23:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
WHY does that chick have a web site?
And it HAS to be a joke ...a model? Good fucking grief.
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I read the following line from her website and almost shit my pants:
"I'm a young aspiring model from London, aged 19, who's main focus is to make a name in the world of modelling."
WHAT
THE
FUCK
Someone needs to introduce this bitch to a mirror. I'd pay to see the look on her face when she finally realised she's far too fucking ugly to go on living, let alone be a model.
Actually, scratch that, I'd pay to NOT see her face... ever again.
I dont know whether to +2 this for mocking her...
... or -2 it for melting my eyeballs.
So I'll go with a Zero
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2006-07-19 00:07:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh dear God...I went to the web site... If you pound a few "white trash" bruises into those cottage cheese legs... she could be the next Miss Tennessee!
Its like watching a train wreck, except worse
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-07-19 00:04:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that's just not right..
Submitted by IamNotTheWorldTradeCenter (user info) at 2006-07-18 23:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you know, it's really tasteless to make fun of people with down's syndrome like that.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-07-18 23:47:50 EDT (#)
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We should have an Ugly-Off between Kelly Alice and Sideburns' wife.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-07-18 23:40:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WHAT IS SHE LOOKING AT?>!?!?!?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2006-07-18 23:30:47 EDT (#)
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I'd still fuck her
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-07-18 23:25:35 EDT (#)
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Hey Jeff, my mom is bald from chemotherapy right now and she's supposed to be dead by December from breast cancer, so thanks for the kind words.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-18 23:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WHY does that chick have a web site?
And it HAS to be a joke ...a model? Good fucking grief.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-18 23:22:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your mom is gonna be pissed when she sees you've posted her Glamour Shots collection, asswipe.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2006-07-18 23:20:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good lord! You should post a warning or something...I just ate for Gods sake!
Looks like somebody hit it in the face with a shovel.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-18 23:16:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, Apollo, if you ever figure out why you are an ASSOHLE,
move out of
Texas and stick your worthless head up your idiotic asshole.
YOU SUCK, BIG BOY . ):
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-07-18 23:08:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with a muumuu.
-- Homer Simpson
King-Size Homer
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-07-18 23:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the lazy eye just makes it gold
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-18 23:06:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious filename!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-18 23:04:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hotter than a two dollar pistol
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-18 23:04:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Where do you find this shit?
As long as you're at it, though, if you find some double anal penetration movies in which the girl is crying, could you um...send them this way? Or anything with puppets.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-07-18 23:03:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shes so graceful.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-18 23:02:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My oh my that was a hillarious filename!
Submitted by guiness (user info) at 2006-07-18 22:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
who's that sexy bitch at the end btw?....
i'd do her.
Submitted by guiness (user info) at 2006-07-18 22:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-07-18 22:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeesh