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Father, the God (APW) (667 hits)

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Labels: APW

Rating: 0.91 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-07-19 13:09:13 EDT




Gustave Moreau - Phaeton.JPG (181 kB)

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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-20 08:28:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I see the retard alters are out in full force today.

Have another +2 to balance things out.

Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-20 03:24:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-19 19:33:12 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-19 18:15:31 (#)
Ranking: -2

One post a day, please.

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I think I'm doing fine, chumley.

Where are your posts exactly?

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I'm voluntarily limiting my posts since SOME people are posting multiple times a day, Miss Smarty-n00b-who-thinks-she's-too-good-to-follow-the-unwritten-rules-of-uber-of-which-she-so-self-importantly-reminds-others. So there.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-20 00:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-19 19:24:01 (#)
Ranking: -2

Jesus Christ, Leggy, the poor cap'n was just having trouble with his monitor.
Give him a break. It's not like he knows much about compooters. What do you think, he's some IT doofus?

On second thought, rip his nut sac! Get him girl! Go get him! Good girl! Good girl!

Good girrrrl! Have a snacker.
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Wow..hyper today, darlin'. Can I FETCH you anything?

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-19 19:47:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-19 19:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-19 18:15:31 (#)
Ranking: -2

One post a day, please.

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Father, the God (APW) (Rating: 0.83 on 23 reviews, last by KindaNews 6 minutes ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-07-19 13:09:13

My Gal Goiter (Rating: 1.75 on 39 reviews, last by snagglepuss 5 hours ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-07-18 13:41:00


I think I'm doing fine, chumley.

Where are your posts exactly?
Oh. Right.

Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-19 19:24:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-19 14:37:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-19 13:38:30 (#)
Ranking: 2

I was able to read the text just fine. Any other color would have distracted from the piece, and the piece is glorious.
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Hmmmm. Maybe it's just my laptop display settings then. But the last three lines of the third stanza are hard to read. Anyhow, I'll fix up the rating here a bit.


Sic 'em Sac! Sic 'em Sac!

Jesus Christ, Leggy, the poor cap'n was just having trouble with his monitor.
Give him a break. It's not like he knows much about compooters. What do you think, he's some IT doofus?

On second thought, rip his nut sac! Get him girl! Go get him! Good girl! Good girl!

Good girrrrl! Have a snacker.

btw - I'll keep your wife occupied while you get your stitches, Thorny.

Why should you get all the doggy action today?

She might need a stitch or two herself when I'm through, if you know what I'm sayin'.

Holy episiotomy, Cap'n!


Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-19 18:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

One post a day, please.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-07-19 16:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


Utter crap.


Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-19 16:08:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I fucking love this god damn picture...

APW = AUTO +2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-19 15:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The image is magnificent

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-19 15:37:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Moureau was a symbolist, after all...

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-19 15:25:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's funny, though, as this is the first APW post I've done (I think) that doesn't have to do with Christianity. I imagine there's something about the painting that says "icon," though.
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There is definately some kind of theistic imagery goin on there - I can t place it, though

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-19 14:47:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

In a thick undescribable accent. Me likes, me likes a lot.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-19 14:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-19 13:38:30 (#)
Ranking: 2

I was able to read the text just fine. Any other color would have distracted from the piece, and the piece is glorious.
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Hmmmm. Maybe it's just my laptop display settings then. But the last three lines of the third stanza are hard to read. Anyhow, I'll fix up the rating here a bit.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-19 14:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh...that's hot...make sure you eat some chili peppers before hand...snotlube

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-19 14:10:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nostril.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-19 14:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

knee?

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-19 13:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You know the drill

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-19 13:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-19 13:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-19 13:15:14 (#)
Ranking: -2

Reminds me of church.

Oh, I hate church.

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Not surprising, you and church.

It's funny, though, as this is the first APW post I've done (I think) that doesn't have to do with Christianity. I imagine there's something about the painting that says "icon," though.

Wait...there was that Cleopatra one.



Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-19 13:14:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

You know it sucks that great poets can't be appreciated until they are dead.

Let me know when you hit your pinnacle and have you snuffed so that your legend may live on.

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Feel free to give me your AIDS anytime. You know where to stick it in me.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-19 13:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I was able to read the text just fine. Any other color would have distracted from the piece, and the piece is glorious.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-07-19 13:38:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That picture is trippy.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-19 13:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Nice poem...but I gotta dock a point for making the text white. It's barely readable in spots.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-19 13:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Reminds me of church.

Oh, I hate church.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-19 13:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Whatever works, man. I like to play around on Wednesdays and not really worry about writing for anyone but me. I'm just happy you stopped by at all. Gracias for the readership.

I hope I'll make someone a good hamburger one day.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-19 13:14:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You know it sucks that great poets can't be appreciated until they are dead.

Let me know when you hit your pinnacle and have you snuffed so that your legend may live on.

Submitted by JDL (user info) at 2006-07-19 13:11:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


Boring but whatever, everyone after me will probably be sucking your internet dick so enjoy this +1 and know that you are indeed part of the sacred cattle.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.


Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-19 13:11:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The unadulterated image, in case anyone wants to see it without the nonsense all over it:
http://cgfa.sunsite.dk/moreau/moreau18.jpg


Lisa: Dad, I think that's pretty spurious.

Homer: Well, thank you, honey.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment