That was a hell of a storm last night. (673 hits)
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Submitted by Echo (View user info) at 2006-07-19 16:13:14 EDT
Lightning, thunder, rain, hail, wind. All the typical shit you'd expect from a storm. That last one turned out to be the cat's tits. The wind was blowing branches off trees and picking babies up off the street. They were selling weed nigga. It was awesome.
My neighbor's deck got fucked up. He deserved it though. He used to chase my cat with a stick when he was 6 because his mom didn't want cats in their yard. It took 12 years but karma finally struck.
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-12-16 11:01:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-20 00:56:42 EDT (#)
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Echo, Cyst, and Wijormiclat - TEAM SHIRTS - Reigning BASEketball champions
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-20 00:55:48 EDT (#)
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I'm really good at that.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-20 00:55:34 EDT (#)
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Remember when I broke your basketball hoop?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-20 00:55:15 EDT (#)
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Remember when I broke Dmarms' basketball hoop?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-20 00:52:30 EDT (#)
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Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-20 00:52:09 EDT (#)
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P.S. I totally agree. Same thing happened here http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-20 00:50:26 EDT (#)
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Speaking of Dmarms
http://www.ubersite.com/m/30862
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-20 00:49:30 EDT (#)
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52 miles. Not counting uphill slopes and jack off breaks.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-07-20 00:34:29 EDT (#)
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How far did Dmarms throw the tree when he picked it up and moved it?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-20 00:13:36 EDT (#)
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Be careful. Tigerlily is from Hartford. She might go down there and suck you off. And give you sores. In odd places. Like your cock.
Dumb.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-19 23:46:03 EDT (#)
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I walked a mile home to my house last night in that storm. It was brilliant.
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2006-07-19 18:40:34 EDT (#)
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Karma-karma-karma-karma-karma-karmacamillioooooon...
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-07-19 18:27:53 EDT (#)
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yeah, DMARMS got it in the ass
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-07-19 17:43:24 (#)
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Where are you from?
connecticut
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-19 18:25:58 EDT (#)
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We had a storm where I live (Birmingham, UK) which had winds strong enough to tear the branches off a weeping willow in the garden.
I woke up to a tremendous bang and seeing a new 14' tree out of my bedroom window, bolt upright...
... sticking up through the conservatory roof.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-07-19 17:59:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-07-19 17:48:32 (#)
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wow, that is the suck for him.
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you spelled teh wrong!
...IT KILLED THE HOT TUB!
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSTTTAARRRRRRRRRRD!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-07-19 17:48:32 EDT (#)
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wow, that is the suck for him.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-19 17:46:28 EDT (#)
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I wish we'd have a storm so the weather would break, my pressure migraine would fuck off, and I'd habe a cat in hell's chance of finishing the 4000 words I have left to write before tomorrow.
I'm jealous.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-07-19 17:43:24 EDT (#)
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Where are you from?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-19 17:41:27 EDT (#)
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I like it.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-19 17:41:16 EDT (#)
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So much cock.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-19 17:41:06 EDT (#)
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Cocky balls.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-19 17:40:56 EDT (#)
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Rammstein is fucking awesome.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-19 17:40:42 EDT (#)
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How's his herpes dick, by the way?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-19 17:35:31 EDT (#)
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D'Marms deserved it.
Homo.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-07-19 17:26:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-19 16:34:18 (#)
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the lightning show following the storm was the best i've seen in 10 years or so.
true that
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-07-19 17:23:57 EDT (#)
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i haven't seen a storm like last night in a long time. my brother ran outside because he's apparently never been hit in the face by hail before and i locked him out.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-07-19 16:50:22 EDT (#)
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Boring.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-07-19 16:44:00 EDT (#)
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karma killed my grandad. he used to swear all the time, 'fucking god dammit! dammit all! dammit it all to fucking hell!'
then one day, lightening struck him straight in the forehead. coincidence my ass.
Submitted by hyprspacd (user info) at 2006-07-19 16:42:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-07-19 16:42:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-19 16:34:18 (#)
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It was a fucking awesome storm, I kept standing on the front porch thinking 'hey you should get your video cam' and then 'no way I'm fucking missing a minute of this'
the lightning show following the storm was the best i've seen in 10 years or so.
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I saw that when I was driving home from a friends house. I hadn't seen one like that since I was in Afghanistan.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-19 16:39:09 EDT (#)
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I had to go out back afterwards and my tomato plants had actually bent the cages over so I had to sink some spikes and tie them up.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-19 16:35:56 EDT (#)
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Some of the absolute loudest and most continuous thunder I have ever heard. Take heart, the flowers are fine.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-19 16:34:18 EDT (#)
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It was a fucking awesome storm, I kept standing on the front porch thinking 'hey you should get your video cam' and then 'no way I'm fucking missing a minute of this'
the lightning show following the storm was the best i've seen in 10 years or so.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-19 16:28:23 EDT (#)
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I can't see you pic cause you cursed in the filename :-(
+1 cause I somehow managed to nap through the storm.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-07-19 16:24:07 EDT (#)
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When I was a kid, my neighbors were Mennonites. When I was like 7, they called me evil because I had a red bike. Their house burnt down shortly thereafter...at Christmastime.
Karma kicks ass.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-07-19 16:21:17 EDT (#)
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See below
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-07-19 16:20:26 EDT (#)
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+2 for karma
+2 for Dave Chappelle references
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-19 16:18:10 EDT (#)
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time to get out the chainsaw!
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-19 16:14:22 EDT (#)
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Karma that dirty whore...