Best Anything Ever (932 hits)
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Submitted by Hairy Coup <hairy_coo1.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-07-19 17:29:14 EDT
pa.press.net - 19.07.2006 06:49
Escaped prisoner returns
A murderer stunned prison guards by returning after breaking out.
Dragan Boskovic, 26, escaped from a prison near his hometown of Kolasin in central Montenegro, where he was serving a life sentence for murder, by overpowering guards and scaling a 10-foot prison wall. He went straight to his 19-year-old girlfriend's house, but returned to prison two hours later.
He told officers: "I promised my girlfriend that, no matter what, I would say happy birthday to her, but I wasn't allowed to use the prison phone. I had no other option but to get the message to her personally."
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Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:13:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-07-20 15:02:23 (#)
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i can see why you would think that.
in my humble opinion, that guy is clearly a faggot. and to all of you who asked if he got some out of it, the answer is "no." nobody goes back, by choice, to getting rammed and tossing salads when they can take a win/win chance outside of lockdown and get pussy repeatedly.
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its a little short sighted for you to think he is gay. the guy is most likely of low intelligence, and obviously a poor decision maker. This is the beauty of his actions, as these show an insight one of the few true positive sides of the human spirit without the distraction of intelligent conscious thought.
that doesnt mean he doesnt take the cock of course. he is is gaol after all.
Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2006-07-20 19:54:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-07-20 15:22:05 EDT (#)
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thats fucking awesome. i dont care what anybody says.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-07-20 15:15:55 EDT (#)
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His girlfriend is a 7 year-old. And by promise he meant vowed, and by Happy Birthday he meant rape.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-07-20 15:02:23 EDT (#)
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i can see why you would think that.
in my humble opinion, that guy is clearly a faggot. and to all of you who asked if he got some out of it, the answer is "no." nobody goes back, by choice, to getting rammed and tossing salads when they can take a win/win chance outside of lockdown and get pussy repeatedly.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-07-20 14:25:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-07-20 05:46:47 EDT (#)
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since when is being a pussy-whipped fag 'the best anything ever'?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-07-20 04:50:16 EDT (#)
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He came out for 20 minutes so that he could give her the AIDS he contracted from Bubba's asshole.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-07-20 04:38:45 EDT (#)
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HaHa
-Dave
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-07-20 04:32:43 EDT (#)
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She was fucking someone else. No one waits for a lifer
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-20 04:13:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-19 17:45:13 (#)
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He better have gotten a blowjob out of that
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-07-19 22:48:02 EDT (#)
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Awwwwwwww...dats so cute!
GO JAYS WOOO!!!
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-07-19 21:34:38 EDT (#)
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That makes my heart smile
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-07-19 21:28:27 EDT (#)
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darwin awards anyone?
question: perchance did he get any tang on this little break-out? it would have been worth it for some tang.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-19 21:24:00 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-19 21:19:12 EDT (#)
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because you're cute
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-07-19 21:13:08 EDT (#)
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nothing's more magical than when springtime stirs a young murderer/convict's heart
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-19 20:47:34 EDT (#)
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awwwwwwwwww
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-07-19 20:25:11 EDT (#)
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The triumvarte is now complete, that being "Guy who hacked his arm off to escape rockslide," and "Guy who kills 300lb shark with knife," and now "Guy who overpowered guards and escaped prision just to tell girlfriend 'happy birthday' in person."
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-07-19 19:21:53 EDT (#)
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How cool of a name is "Dragan"? If I played 7-string guitar for a band that could really use a 7-string guitar player, I'd so have the stage name "Dragan".
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-07-19 18:46:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-19 17:45:13 (#)
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He better have gotten a blowjob out of that
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It didn't take two hours to say happy birthday.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-07-19 18:43:11 EDT (#)
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wow I'm all fuzzy and shit inside...
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-19 18:30:54 EDT (#)
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That's fucking cool.
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-19 18:28:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-19 18:19:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-07-19 18:10:29 EDT (#)
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That's awesome.
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-07-19 17:50:47 EDT (#)
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That's kind of sweet.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-19 17:47:16 EDT (#)
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RATE THE POSTER NOT THE POST
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-07-19 17:46:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-19 17:40:52 (#)
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I am not sure what to say about this.
Just go read that thing loki always says about pointing at something you don't understand.
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que?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-19 17:46:14 EDT (#)
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stupid Serb
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-07-19 17:45:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-07-19 17:40:16 (#)
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Authorities found the woman on the floor of her apartment. The words "Happy Birthd" were written nearby, in cursive, with her intestines. The "ay" was written only in blood, as she was a small woman and did not have enough bowel length to complete the cordial wish of her boyfriend.
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hahaha
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-19 17:45:13 EDT (#)
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He better have gotten a blowjob out of that
Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-07-19 17:43:27 EDT (#)
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cute I guess...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-19 17:40:52 EDT (#)
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I am not sure what to say about this.
Just go read that thing loki always says about pointing at something you don't understand.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-19 17:40:42 EDT (#)
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Fuck it, Thursday's almost here.
WHAT IS LOVE
BABY DON'T HURT ME
DON'T HURT ME
NO MORE
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-07-19 17:40:16 EDT (#)
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Authorities found the woman on the floor of her apartment. The words "Happy Birthd" were written nearby, in cursive, with her intestines. The "ay" was written only in blood, as she was a small woman and did not have enough bowel length to complete the cordial wish of her boyfriend.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-19 17:37:58 EDT (#)
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Now, that is a devoted boyfriend.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-19 17:34:16 EDT (#)
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Yeah