Fuck you, Tony/ Uber Vasectomy Camwhore/ Retirement! (810 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.18 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Anna Maria (View user info) at 2006-07-19 19:52:40 EDT
Fuck you Tony. Fuck you right in your hairy ass.
You're a whiney faggity bitch at home, and now, now I find you bringing your shit here. If our ten kids and myself included don't listen to you and give you respect what makes you think random strangers on the web will. Are you really that frikken retarded?
You're like Danni De Vito, only shorter, heavier and less attractive. Come to think of it, next to you Jgreening's like Adonis.
You do realize i married you to annoy papa? And you know what? He was right about you, you are a limp dicked weasel. If it wasn't for your cousin Pauly's regular visits and slightly bigger than average cock i would've divorced you a long, long time ago.
I'm sick and tired of having to help your sorry ass up after you get it kicked by employees of Maccy D's and Denny's and even my kids. Yeah I said it. They're my kids, though you are related... Go speak to your uncle Salvatore.
So Tony, get yo oppressed ass back in the kitchen and make mama some meatballs, BITCH. I don't wanna have to get my leather belt out AGAIN this evening. And that's where this internet persona of yours comes from - The deep-seated frustration of getting beat, pretty much on an hourly basis, by your wife. Or kids. Consider your yellow ass retired.
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-08-08 06:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-20 08:45:36 (#)
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I laughed.
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2006-07-21 15:58:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-07-19 20:05:59 (#)
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You expect me to believe Fat Tony's wife can spell, let alone use apostrophes? Niggah please.
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ahaha
Submitted by karates_badboy (user info) at 2006-07-21 15:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the dyke mullet.
Submitted by mc (user info) at 2006-07-21 15:45:18 EDT (#)
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+1 for this:
You're like Danni De Vito, only shorter, heavier and less attractive.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-20 13:17:42 EDT (#)
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+2 for camwhore of Tony, Mrs Fat.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-20 08:45:36 EDT (#)
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I laughed.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-07-19 22:56:53 EDT (#)
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*Chunks*
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-07-19 22:40:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-19 21:43:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
Da plane, boss...da plane!
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-19 21:47:22 EDT (#)
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You've kind of got one of those bulldyke femullets going on. Scary.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-19 21:43:23 EDT (#)
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Da plane, boss...da plane!
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2006-07-19 21:40:04 EDT (#)
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You heard me. I won't be in for the rest of the week ... I told you.
My baby beat me up ... Oh, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought
up.
-- Homer Simpson
Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
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ROFLMAO
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-07-19 21:22:57 EDT (#)
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that's one manicunti i'd rather not eat.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-07-19 20:05:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You expect me to believe Fat Tony's wife can spell, let alone use apostrophes? Niggah please.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-07-19 19:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
meh, had potential, but was poorly executed.
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2006-07-19 19:58:10 EDT (#)
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IO is doing the jail house rock, could be cock, who's to say. And Yiddy is prolly arguing with the mirror.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-19 19:56:05 EDT (#)
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hmm
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-19 19:55:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
geez louise, what is it with all your old-timers rising out of the grave all of a sudden - where's IndianOcean and Yidele, then?