AIM Gone Wild (719 hits)
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Submitted by <jer_49ers.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-07-19 20:11:14 EDT
To give a quick background about how this convo got started, I was getting ready to go see my favorite band in concert, Breaking Benjamin, and my buddy (pitviper404) was coming over that weekend. I still don't know how the conversation shifted to what it did though. But it's just for goofs, don't take it seriously. (See footnote)
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Tony Lachacha: hey breaking benjamin is gonna be at a bar in roanoke after the concert
pitviper404: that's awesome i wanna go
Tony Lachacha: i hope i don't have to be 21 to get in
pitviper404: oh I'd say u do...but it will prolly be packed and u can sneak in
Tony Lachacha: i'm gonna look up directions on the net and find out
pitviper404: haha SNEAK!
Tony Lachacha: i'll probably sneak in even if i don't have to
pitviper404: haha wear halle berry's suit from catwoman
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Tony Lachacha: so what are we gonna plan for friday night?
pitviper404: I'll end up going to knoxville that day and then heading over there
Tony Lachacha: i bet these gas prices are eating you alive
pitviper404: i had a talk with jack the other day and he is going to start bidding more to deal with the price of gas
pitviper404: I'd say that if i had only one arm that i would kill a doctor's wife too
Tony Lachacha: hahahahaha
pitviper404: seriously think about it
pitviper404: if u had one arm...obviously...who would piss u off?
pitviper404: the wife of a middle aged man with an audi, salary and use of his left arm
pitviper404: i'm mad thinking about it
pitviper404: ...throw in Indiana Jones and its really upsetting
Tony Lachacha: i would've said a midget in pull-ups that can do pull-ups
pitviper404: for some reason...and don't ask why, but i think that all midgets should have to go to war
pitviper404: friggin midgets running around in nothing but body paint...stalking things...with...stuff
Tony Lachacha: they would be hard targets
pitviper404: so what are u...calvary? No sir...5th midgetry
Tony Lachacha: the midget brigade
Tony Lachacha: saving midget ryan
Tony Lachacha: black midget down
Tony Lachacha: tears of the midget
pitviper404: midgtoon
Tony Lachacha: band of midget brothers
Tony Lachacha: casualties of midget war
pitviper404: midget, midget, midget
Tony Lachacha: hahahaha
Tony Lachacha: apocalypse now redux (with midgets)
pitviper404: midgets at war, a short story
pitviper404: SHORT STORY! HA! woo
pitviper404: I LOVE THAT MOVIE!
pitviper404: OH MAN DO I
Tony Lachacha: i do too!
pitviper404: would it be ironic if leonardo decaprio died by way of decapitation?
Tony Lachacha: yes it would
Tony Lachacha: wouldn't it be ironic if alanis morrisette got mistaken for zack morris on saved by the bell?
Tony Lachacha: and then she got decapitated?
pitviper404: decaprio means headless one in canadian...yea it does
Tony Lachacha: i wouldn't know, i've never been to canadia
Tony Lachacha: das midget's boot
Tony Lachacha: full midget jacket
Tony Lachacha: a few good midgets
pitviper404: midget kaumf
Tony Lachacha: a midge too far
Tony Lachacha: the thin red midget
Tony Lachacha: the midget on the river kwai
Tony Lachacha: midgler's list
Tony Lachacha: sorry, i can't stop
pitviper404: hahah me either
Tony Lachacha: pearl harbor (midget's cut)
Tony Lachacha: the midget hunter
Tony Lachacha: we were midget soldiers
pitviper404: midgetbo
pitviper404: predamidget
Tony Lachacha: dude do you know how awesome it would be to be the world's first director to remake all these movies with midgets?
pitviper404: we need get on that
Tony Lachacha: all the pretty midgets
Tony Lachacha: the midgets of madison county
Tony Lachacha: midget jones's diary
pitviper404: what's half midget half shetland pony?
Tony Lachacha: what?
pitviper404: i don't know I'm askin you
pitviper404: ...a migatar?
Tony Lachacha: could be
Tony Lachacha: what's black, white, red, brown, and green all over?
pitviper404: my crap after i eat fruit cake?
Tony Lachacha: a midget wiping his butt with a newspaper
Tony Lachacha: the midget is mixed color, race, and gender
pitviper404: an oreo transsexual midget
pitviper404: ...we shall call him rainbow sherbet
Tony Lachacha: i know some rainbow sherbets
pitviper404: really?
Tony Lachacha: yeah, they're also eloquently referred to as "kids"
Tony Lachacha: but i think the politically correct term is "rainbow sherbets"
pitviper404: haha this is true
pitviper404: man I'm gettin sleepy now
Tony Lachacha: yeah i am too, i'm gonna hit the sack and get ready to go see breaking benjamin and talk to them afterwards
pitviper404: SHUT IT!
Tony Lachacha: and if i see any midgets i'll punch em in the head for you
pitviper404: see ya friday boi
Tony Lachacha: see ya friday
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*Note: No offense to any midgets out there. If you know of any other good movie titles though, feel free to reply.
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"I have a friend named Dennis. Both of his parents were midgets, but he isn't a midget. He's a midget-dwarf. He's two inches tall. He's the guy who poses for trophies." -- Steven Wright
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-24 18:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-07-19 22:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why does it not surprise me you've been here for two days?
Submitted by tonylachacha (user info) at 2006-07-19 22:18:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-07-19 21:39:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck was so wild about that?!?
My eyes, my poor virgin eyes
Follow in my footsteps: read, learn, review
WAIT to fucking post
YOU HAVE TO EARN IT
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I expected you to be a virgin, but I didn't expect you to admit it.
If I follow in your footsteps, as you recommend, I'd never get laid either.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-07-19 21:59:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
bye
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-19 21:45:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your "favorite band" is as horseshit as this post, asslick.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-19 21:40:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-19 21:22:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
Man, where the fuck do I start with this??
Auto AIM -2
Fuck this I'm not reading all that -2
27876 -2
Lame filename -2
WHERE IS MY GODDAMN -8 RATING BART????!!!??!!shiftone!!11??!/1/11
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-07-19 21:17:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
Why in the name of everything unholy would you think we care what two prepubes fucking talk about?
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-07-19 21:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck was so wild about that?!?
My eyes, my poor virgin eyes
Follow in my footsteps: read, learn, review
WAIT to fucking post
YOU HAVE TO EARN IT
Submitted by guiness (user info) at 2006-07-19 21:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
C'mon guys it had midgets!!!
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-19 21:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Man, where the fuck do I start with this??
Auto AIM -2
Fuck this I'm not reading all that -2
27876 -2
Lame filename -2
WHERE IS MY GODDAMN -8 RATING BART????!!!??!!shiftone!!11??!/1/11
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-07-19 21:17:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why in the name of everything unholy would you think we care what two prepubes fucking talk about?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-19 20:40:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
filename
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-07-19 20:29:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
actually not bad
Submitted by guiness (user info) at 2006-07-19 20:17:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
An improvement for sure