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Submitted by badassmofo (View user info) at 2006-07-20 11:09:34 EDT




darko you can shove this filename up your cunt.JPG (46 kB)

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Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2006-07-20 18:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

mmmmmm.... NICE

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-20 18:28:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

It's....Anti-Forensic Girl!

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-20 18:23:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Excellent Work!!!

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-20 18:05:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hot.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-07-20 17:56:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



HEY, I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO PHOTOSHOP ANY ELECTRO CAMWHORES!?!?!?!



Submitted by HHH (user info) at 2006-07-20 16:18:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

looks like a dolphin

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-07-20 16:13:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hey that looks like joe camel!

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-20 16:09:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

filename

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-20 15:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Filename.

Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-07-20 15:27:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

It looks like that anteater's snout had an argument with a shovel.

Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-07-20 13:23:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

tuesdaydelay:

TURTLE POWER - 7/28/1990

T-U-R-T-L-E power
T-U-R-T-L-E power
T-U-R-T-L-E power
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

On a half shell they´re the heroes four
In this day and age who can ask for more
The crime wave is high with muggings mysterious
All police and detectives are furious
Cause they can´t find the source
Of this lethally evil force
This is serious so give me a quarter
I was a witness get me a reporter
Call April O´Neill in on this case and you better hurry up
There´s no time to waste
We need help like quick on the double
Have pity on the city, man its in trouble
We need heroes like the Lone Ranger when Tonto came pronto
When there was danger
They didn´t say We´ll be there in half an hour
Cause they displayed
Turtle Power!

T-U-R-T-L-E power
T-U-R-T-L-E power
T-U-R-T-L-E power
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

T-U-R-T-L-E power
T-U-R-T-L-E power
T-U-R-T-L-E power
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

Now our ace reporter was hot on the trail
Determined to put these crooks in jail
She spied the bad guys and saw what happened
But before she knew it she fell in the trap and got caught
Yeah she was all alone
With no friends and no phone
Now this was beyond her WORST dreams
Cause she was cornered by some wayward fiends
Headed by Shredder they were anything but good
Misguided, unloved, they called them the Foot
They could terrorize and be angry youth and
They loved the people who needed proof
Then from outta the dark came an awesome sound
Shouted COWABUNGA as they hit the ground
From the field the weeds the heroes rescued the flower
Cause they possessed
Turtle Power

T-U-R-T-L-E power
T-U-R-T-L-E power
T-U-R-T-L-E power
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
T-U-R-T-L-E power
T-U-R-T-L-E power
T-U-R-T-L-E power
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

Power
When you stand for what you believe in
And find the strength to do what´s right
That´s Turtle Power

Heroes on a half shell they´re on a mission
When there´s a battle got the enemy wishin'
That they stayed at home instead of fightin'
These Ninja Masters with moves like lightnin'
They were once normal but now they´re mutants
Splinter´s the teacher so they are the students
Leonardo, Michelangelo, and Donatello
Make up the team with one other fellow
Raphael
He´s the leader of the group transformed from the norm
By the nuclear goop
Pizza´s the food that´s sure to please
These ninjas are into pepperoni and cheese
Back to the story it´s not hard to find
Ninjas not just of the body but of the mind
Those were the words that the Master instructed
But a letter from Shredder has Splinter abducted
That was the last straw spring into action
Step on the Foot now they´re gonna lose traction
Now this is for real so you fight for justice
Your shell is hard so you shout They cant dust us off
Like some old coffee table
Since you were born you been willing and able
To defeat the sneak, protect the weak
Fight for rights and your freedom to speak
Now the villain is chillin' so you make a stand
Back to the wall put your sword in your hand
Remember the words of your teacher your master
Evil moves fast but good moves faster
Than light
Shining from your illumination
Good versus Evil equals confrontation
So when you´re in trouble don´t give in and go sour
Try to rely on your
Turtle Power

T-U-R-T-L-E power
T-U-R-T-L-E power
T-U-R-T-L-E power
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
T-U-R-T-L-E power
T-U-R-T-L-E power
T-U-R-T-L-E power
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
T-U-R-T-L-E power
T-U-R-T-L-E power
T-U-R-T-L-E power
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
T-U-R-T-L-E power
T-U-R-T-L-E power
T-U-R-T-L-E power
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
Power


Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-20 13:00:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-07-20 11:19:49 (#)
Ranking: 0

WTF? I just ate breakfast.
----------

exchange breakfast for lunch.

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2006-07-20 12:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

HEROESINAHALFSHELL *GASP*

TURTLE POWER!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

HEROESINAHALFSHELL *GASP*

TURTLE POWER!



Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

HEROESINAHALFSHELL *GASP*

TURTLE POWER!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

HEROESINAHALFSHELL *GASP*

TURTLE POWER!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

HEROESINAHALFSHELL *GASP*

TURTLE POWER!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

HEROESINAHALFSHELL *GASP*

TURTLE POWER!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

HEROESINAHALFSHELL *GASP*

TURTLE POWER!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

HEROESINAHALFSHELL *GASP*

TURTLE POWER!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

HEROESINAHALFSHELL *GASP*

TURTLE POWER!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

HEROESINAHALFSHELL *GASP*

TURTLE POWER!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

HEROESINAHALFSHELL *GASP*

TURTLE POWER!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

HEROESINAHALFSHELL *GASP*

TURTLE POWER!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

HEROESINAHALFSHELL *GASP*

TURTLE POWER!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

HEROESINAHALFSHELL *GASP*

TURTLE POWER!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

HEROESINAHALFSHELL *GASP*

TURTLE POWER!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrrtles,

HEROESINAHALFSHELL *GASP*

TURTLE POWER!



Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-07-20 12:29:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

that is one huge fibroid.


Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-07-20 12:25:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

blah blah blah I'm a little bitch blah blah

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-20 12:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Threat? Where'd you get that idea?

I just hear things...that's all. Lots of friends have pitched in to help me out of a tough spot.

Do you have a better suggestion on how to stop obsession? I'll take it under advisement.

Meanwhile, go fuck yourself, you fucking faceless coward.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-07-20 12:03:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

kwel

Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-07-20 12:02:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ziggy is an interesting fellow.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-20 11:56:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

got the link joe...interesting site

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-07-20 11:55:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

looks like Kuato farted

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-07-20 11:54:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I know you're trying to convey some sort of threat but all I'm hearing is

blah blah blah I'm a little bitch blah blah

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-20 11:52:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"ever" is closer than you think, Genius.

Keep up the good work.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-20 11:52:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's not just me anymore. On every post with a picture someone mentions the filename now.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-07-20 11:45:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

shouldn't be ever you fucking retard, what fantasy world are you living in laben?

Submitted by guiness (user info) at 2006-07-20 11:43:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit..

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-20 11:42:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

fuckface is just mad because he just found out this is who he's been cybering with

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-20 11:37:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

fuckface is SUCH a funny guy.

Anybody visit your house yet? Shouldn't be long...

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-07-20 11:36:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I have to confess, I thought they were Moobs.

-Dave

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-07-20 11:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah but not just any chick, that's the lovely mrs jeff laben

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-20 11:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you tell me, you're the one with the carnal knowledge

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-20 11:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

That's a CHICK???

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-20 11:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

shlongy's just mad because he dated this chick back in the 40's

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-20 11:28:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Not your finest hour here, Al...

And, it's almost lunch time- you're killing me.

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-07-20 11:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

tumor?

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-20 11:26:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

-2,000,000 for making me shit my pants
+2,000,002 for the filename

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-20 11:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

would be a fucking blessing sphagnum


Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-20 11:24:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Is my penis supposed to be touching the bottom of my desktop?

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-07-20 11:23:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I got banned for similiar. Hope you don't.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-07-20 11:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WTF? I just ate breakfast.

Submitted by JDL (user info) at 2006-07-20 11:18:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Um. I puked in my mouth.

A lot.


Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-07-20 11:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Dammit. You promised you wouldn't post that picture.

-Dave

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-20 11:13:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

silver medal SPT

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-07-20 11:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

my pants are tight

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-07-20 11:12:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Mummy is that you?


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