my username and password (436 hits)
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Submitted by Ishamael (View user info) at 2006-07-20 19:54:46 EDT
I have spent a lot of time on this website, all of it wasted. There is something almost pathetic about the human interactions on this forum. Women talking about how they are bisexual, men making jokes about how they would "do" someone, other tawdry substitutes for social interaction. I feel nothing but contempt for this place.
That said, I have spoken (e-mailed) a few uberusers, and they seem like reasonable and intelligent people. They are in the distinct minority. Must also give special mention to some of the fiction written here (Snark) but that is about all there is of note here.
Pitiful things about this website.
- The number of people who claim mental illnesses/disorders like Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and the like. Almost invariably US citizens. I do not believe that Americans have a vastly greater incidence of mental health issues than in other countries. You are being diagnosed and medicated for things you do not have. This can only be harmful, and I certainly don't like to hear about it.
- Girls who take flattering pictures of themselves to hide that they are bovine, manly, insane, boring.
- Alters. I don't care any more. Neither should you.
- New users. They haven't realised this place is for shit.
- People who post fake camwhores. Not that funny or original. Ever.
- Ubercons. GET A LIFE YOU SAD BASTARDS.
- Jgreening and ETS. Jay seems to live for this website. I hope he sees the error of his ways. Don't bother giving me a witty response in the reviews Jay, I'm not going to answer. And ETS, well, I think he's not on the level. He gives conspiracy theorists a bad name.
- Political rants. It all just seems so pathetic. This is not the venue to enact change, to win people over, to debate or inform or change the world. This is a place to post stupid pictures and call people names. It's a playground with a submit button.
- People who post real camwhores. Why? Just why.
- People who post pictures of beautiful women. They don't know women like that. They got them from a search engine. The people who review the posts don't know women like that. They see them on a screen and never know what it is like to touch a woman, to hold her and be held, to feel alive. They've never had sex with women like that. Real women are different, they are not just pixels on a screen. Posting porn is a way to get hits, and hits are shit.
- You won't believe it's MSPaint! Fuck off, it was cute when gibberish did it. Everyone else is a plagiarist.
- People who write goodbye posts.
- Hypocrites.
- People who care about this place. It doesn't matter.
- Special mention goes to Axolotl. He reminds me of me about a year after I signed up, posting every day and writing hundreds of "funny" reviews. I hope you grow out of it soon, fuckwit.
I have also come to despise the brand of "humour" pioneered by people like rad1101, and subsequently stolen by many other uberusers. It's hard to characterise this, but it seems to consist of saying something idiotic in capital letters (MEEP MEEPS, weeps) over and over until people find it funny. Habeeb & PFF are the only genuinely creative people on this site. And Caul is the most honest. apollo88 also has his moments.
This site is like masturbation, but less productive. I've been a member here for over two years, written a lot of posts and a huge number of reviews, and I have nothing to show for it. The last few months I've stopped posting and visiting and actually doing things with my life, and I feel much happier and fulfilled.
So consider this a last gasp from a user who doesn't care any more. This is my username and password.
zakalwe
vingtetune
and the username and password of my rarely-used alter, Ishamael
Ishamael
airforce1
I do not give out this information because I think it will be valuable for anyone, I just want to have the account removed from my control so what little temptation remains for me to visit or post here is entirely negated.
I cannot state clearly enough that treating this website as anything more than a stupid way to pass the time is a mistake, and a foolish one.
And if any uberuser out there thinks they are my friend, you aren't.
Except for Teephphah and Manicmother, they are real people.
And that's all there is to say about that.
User Reviews
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-07-26 17:52:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-20 21:27:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post blows.
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:46:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Forensicgirl3, OUCH harsh. Marry me? Oh wait I'm against that. Also pink shirts for men, those are fucking wrong!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:37:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Buy a bullet
Rent a gun
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:34:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You should lose the jewish name.
you're definately cool enough.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Ishamael (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I promiss to use this account for good and not evil.
Suck it, jgreening.
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Every little thing is going to be alright
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:25:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
- People who post pictures of beautiful women. They don't know women like that. They got them from a search engine. The people who review the posts don't know women like that. They see them on a screen and never know what it is like to touch a woman, to hold her and be held, to feel alive. They've never had sex with women like that. Real women are different, they are not just pixels on a screen. Posting porn is a way to get hits, and hits are shit.
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Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You must be fairly new if this is your first post about how lame this site is or even how much this site rocks. People need a place to vent. I do it here, you know, rather than show up at the post office with an Uzi~~!!
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HHH (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:01:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
get off the front page, it doesn't even work...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-20 19:58:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1) who the fuck are you, again?
2) If I live for it, how come I only tend to be on 3 maybe 4 days a week? Or do people just not notice when I'm gone for 3-4 days (like the past 3-4 days, each week)
3) Again, who the fuck are you?
This is why I ask:
Everything you ever wanted to know about Ishamael
User id: 19383
Registered on or around: 2005-06-02 08:01:18
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