my username and password (4079 hits)
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Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2006-07-20 19:56:03 EDT
I have spent a lot of time on this website, all of it wasted. There is something almost pathetic about the human interactions on this forum. Women talking about how they are bisexual, men making jokes about how they would "do" someone, other tawdry substitutes for social interaction. I feel nothing but contempt for this place.
That said, I have spoken (e-mailed) a few uberusers, and they seem like reasonable and intelligent people. They are in the distinct minority. Must also give special mention to some of the fiction written here (Snark) but that is about all there is of note here.
Pitiful things about this website.
- The number of people who claim mental illnesses/disorders like Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and the like. Almost invariably US citizens. I do not believe that Americans have a vastly greater incidence of mental health issues than in other countries. You are being diagnosed and medicated for things you do not have. This can only be harmful, and I certainly don't like to hear about it.
- Girls who take flattering pictures of themselves to hide that they are bovine, manly, insane, boring.
- Alters. I don't care any more. Neither should you.
- New users. They haven't realised this place is for shit.
- People who post fake camwhores. Not that funny or original. Ever.
- Ubercons. GET A LIFE YOU SAD BASTARDS.
- Jgreening and ETS. Jay seems to live for this website. I hope he sees the error of his ways. Don't bother giving me a witty response in the reviews Jay, I'm not going to answer. And ETS, well, I think he's not on the level. He gives conspiracy theorists a bad name.
- Political rants. It all just seems so pathetic. This is not the venue to enact change, to win people over, to debate or inform or change the world. This is a place to post stupid pictures and call people names. It's a playground with a submit button.
- People who post real camwhores. Why? Just why.
- People who post pictures of beautiful women. They don't know women like that. They got them from a search engine. The people who review the posts don't know women like that. They see them on a screen and never know what it is like to touch a woman, to hold her and be held, to feel alive. They've never had sex with women like that. Real women are different, they are not just pixels on a screen. Posting porn is a way to get hits, and hits are shit.
- You won't believe it's MSPaint! Fuck off, it was cute when gibberish did it. Everyone else is a plagiarist.
- People who write goodbye posts.
- Hypocrites.
- People who care about this place. It doesn't matter.
- Special mention goes to Axolotl. He reminds me of me about a year after I signed up, posting every day and writing hundreds of "funny" reviews. I hope you grow out of it soon, fuckwit.
I have also come to despise the brand of "humour" pioneered by people like rad1101, and subsequently stolen by many other uberusers. It's hard to characterise this, but it seems to consist of saying something idiotic in capital letters (MEEP MEEPS, weeps) over and over until people find it funny. Habeeb & PFF are the only genuinely creative people on this site. And Caul is the most honest. apollo88 also has his moments.
This site is like masturbation, but less productive. I've been a member here for over two years, written a lot of posts and a huge number of reviews, and I have nothing to show for it. The last few months I've stopped posting and visiting and actually doing things with my life, and I feel much happier and fulfilled.
So consider this a last gasp from a user who doesn't care any more. This is my username and password.
zakalwe
vingtetune
and the username and password of my rarely-used alter, Ishamael
Ishamael
airforce1
I do not give out this information because I think it will be valuable for anyone, I just want to have the account removed from my control so what little temptation remains for me to visit or post here is entirely negated.
I cannot state clearly enough that treating this website as anything more than a stupid way to pass the time is a mistake, and a foolish one.
And if any uberuser out there thinks they are my friend, you aren't.
Except for Teephphah and Manicmother, they are real people.
And that's all there is to say about that.
User Reviews
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-15 17:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Like many other uberers, however, I can at least say that over 99% of the time I have ever spent on uber has been at work, so I've at least gotten paid for wasting my time here. "
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-15 17:04:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck you for leaving
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
- People who post pictures of beautiful women. They don't know women like that. They got them from a search engine.
- People who write goodbye posts.
????
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-02-05 00:53:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey!
what about me!
the great genius etc???????
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-01-28 08:07:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Wasn't this a goodbye post? Didn't he hate people who posted goodbye posts?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-28 07:21:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
why the fuck would we have wanted to know his username
Submitted by Zol (user info) at 2007-01-28 06:40:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So Long, and thanks for all the Fish.
Submitted by Zol (user info) at 2007-01-28 06:39:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Zol (user info) at 2007-01-28 06:39:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:39:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
- People who write goodbye posts.
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sense irony?
How many idiots* are here really?
*very very clever guys
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-18 09:12:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Method.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-01 23:17:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I never thought that Zak would love D-Prime Madness =P
So who stole this account?
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2006-08-28 19:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hi zakalwe
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-08-04 19:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i dont care if your gay or not, your still alright in my book dipshit
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
- People who write goodbye posts.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:13:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You hit the nail on the head right here.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-23 23:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Best reply ever.
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-07-22 11:54:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
But I thought you liked me for my usernumber!
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-07-23 15:04:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
rock out with your cock out dude
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-07-23 14:47:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Auto -2 for cheap heat-generating tactics.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2006-07-23 02:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-07-22 22:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Im meeting Scarlett on Thursday at a photo shoot.
I fucking rock.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-07-22 11:54:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But I thought you liked me for my usernumber!
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2006-07-22 11:16:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Like masturbation, but less productive.
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2006-07-22 10:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nice try asshole...
this is just reverse altering.
look here's my username and password, zomg someone snapped it up quick and changed the pass!!
now there is a different human behind the same name!!
reverse altering.
Submitted by Defect (user info) at 2006-07-22 02:18:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ah...I have realized this place is for shit. I think. Maybe I just know it and don't understand..anyways...This is a way to pass the time. Nothing to do for me here, just argue pointlessly and hope to find something better to do in the morning. I just hope that maybe if I ever get a life, I can drag myself away from this place.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-21 23:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This blew. Good job FINALLY realizing Ubersite isn't life. You've just made public what a lot of us have known since we started.
It's as if you've had some sort of vision, a revelation in which you realized there is more to life than Internet. Did you not have a job or something before? Did you just discover that there is World outside? Thank you for sharing this most useful information with us.
Now I think you're even MORE of a douchebag. But you don't care what I think. I'm an Internet persona.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-21 21:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As I say to everyone who leaves us: Bye, I'll miss you.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-07-21 19:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So let's say that we didn't do all of those things you hate. What would that leave us with?
Serious discussion?
Short fiction?
How boring.
The immaturity is exactly what makes this place interesting.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-21 19:00:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
People who post pictures of beautiful women. They don't know women like that. They got them from a search engine. The people who review the posts don't know women like that. They see them on a screen and never know what it is like to touch a woman, to hold her and be held, to feel alive. They've never had sex with women like that. Real women are different, they are not just pixels on a screen. Posting porn is a way to get hits, and hits are shit.
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pretty funny, considering that's all you used to do.
auto -2 for goodbye posts. You were amusing Zak - see you in 6 months!
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-07-21 18:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You forgot one on the list of things you hate about Uber:
"You People are Worhless" Posts
And if you hate goodbye posts so much... what would you call this?
Despite all your disdain for this site, you intend to continue to post?
...what a fuckin' wank you are, fella.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2006-07-21 17:46:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is your midway post. I posted these kinda posts (albeit with less effort) about halfway before realising that everything gets a +2 unless it's funny.
You'll do another year and get bored.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-21 17:30:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear ol' Zak
Socially inept, perpetually emo, porn addicted, humorless twat.
He'll be back with a different name. People like that can't contain their misery. They have to spread it around.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-07-21 17:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-07-21 10:13:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-07-21 00:53:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is really quite funny.
Corn_nugget made a real fuckwit out of herself with those air-head reviews.
Very clever, Zak.
***
At least I can admit when I say something stupid.
If you did that you'd be so busy admitting your mistakes that you'd never have anything new to say. Well, if you did that at least you'd be tolerable.
Somewhat.
Well, probably not.
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huh?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-07-21 15:24:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sweet, another one of those "replyer-can't-win" posts!
How do I want to lose? Should I go with the STFU and get the "you shouldn't care so much about what one user says" response?
How about "I totally agree," so I can get the "I'm not your friend, get off my nuts you loser" response?
Maybe I'll justify the necessity of ubersite. Maybe I'll point out the obvious hypocrosies listed above and get slammed with the "no fucking shit, einstein, gee you sure are fucking smart."
Hmm, Americans were verbally attacked in this post. Maybe I should defend us and our pharmaceutically driven ways. Or maybe I should be indifferent.
Well, it appears I have gone the route of caring too much about what one person says. So be it. Like many other uberers, however, I can at least say that over 99% of the time I have ever spent on uber has been at work, so I've at least gotten paid for wasting my time here.
Ummm....that's about it.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-07-21 14:46:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Someone call the WhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBULANCE.
Submitted by Happily_Agnostic (user info) at 2006-07-21 14:32:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
　 ／l、
ﾞ（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
　l、ﾞ ~ヽ
　じしf_, )ノ
Submitted by bokinsmowls (user info) at 2006-07-21 14:31:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you should join metallica, you'd get along great with those fagbags.
-2Die
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-21 14:18:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I do not care.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-07-21 14:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish I could find the escape from this apathy to care.
You had your moments Zak.
If you are going, then so be it.
-Dave
Submitted by thegizzle (user info) at 2006-07-21 11:32:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brapbrapbrap
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-07-21 11:19:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked this post...
***
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:32:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
Holden Caulfield as well. It's difficult to understand the point of view of Catcher In the Rye without being clinically depressed oneself.
***
You really are a pretentious little cock, aren't you?
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2006-07-21 11:05:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
adios
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2006-07-21 10:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Meh this place isn't really that funny. I have to agree to a degree, it's amusing, and it's a good place to start if you want to try and be a troll. But other wise it's really just a run of the mill forum but with a more random fan base. I mean it's not specifically for sports, or games, or comedy.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-07-21 10:31:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i was pissed when i got to the end and there were no pictures of a hot naked russian woman.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-07-21 10:30:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Am I the only one that finds humor in all the irony of this post?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-21 10:18:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
- People who write goodbye posts.
- Hypocrites.
So consider this a last gasp from a user who doesn't care any more
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Irony?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-07-21 10:14:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this is a joke right?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-07-21 10:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-07-21 00:53:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is really quite funny.
Corn_nugget made a real fuckwit out of herself with those air-head reviews.
Very clever, Zak.
***
At least I can admit when I say something stupid.
If you did that you'd be so busy admitting your mistakes that you'd never have anything new to say. Well, if you did that at least you'd be tolerable.
Somewhat.
Well, probably not.
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-07-21 10:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, whatever the tone it needed to be said.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90664
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-21 09:56:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's always nice to have confirmation that I exist.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-21 09:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Taste the disillusionment.
Mmmmmmm
Buh-bye, old zak!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-21 09:45:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so method got it or what?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-07-21 09:26:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
To quote MickGinny:
"Keep in touch with yourself."
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-21 08:43:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This from the guy that posted almost nothing but porn...
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-07-21 08:42:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
please stop posting pictures of this ugly assed bitch.
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-07-21 06:01:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is this what irony is?
Isn't this sarcasm?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-21 05:57:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
waidaminnit...Conspiracy theorists had a GOOD name?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-07-21 04:47:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this is irony. but it isn't funny
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-07-21 03:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-21 03:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
- People who write goodbye posts.
~~~~~~
knob
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-07-21 01:53:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol
Submitted by malkavian (user info) at 2006-07-21 01:31:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny. The only time Uber hates a Uber-related post, is when it is brutallly true (and so, negative), like this one.
I'm a lurker since a long time, and I can tell, some people here ARE addicted. It has come to the level where it shows through the monitor.
I like the way you put it, and I would quit too, but sometimes, I like coming here to secretly observe this micro-community. It is very interesting to see people care so much about this site, and what other people will think, and debate over the shittiness of a post.
You should have considered it like it is supposed to be at the start: an experiment.
Bart is very clever, I wish I could have thought about that first.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-21 01:29:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am surprised anyone ever takes anything anyone else ever says here seriously, ever.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-21 00:53:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh yeah, Shitfuck, this was brilliant. Just like you, shithead. . . :(
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-07-21 00:53:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is really quite funny.
Corn_nugget made a real fuckwit out of herself with those air-head reviews.
Very clever, Zak.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-07-21 00:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-07-21 00:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I should have read it before I rated.
I laughed.... A LOT.
Submitted by fun_with_needles (user info) at 2006-07-21 00:32:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So true...but then who cares? -2 die.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2006-07-21 00:27:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
who gives a shit, didn't you claim to hate goodbye posts fuckwit
then you go and make one
Damn Hypocrite
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-07-21 00:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who are you again?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-21 00:07:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
farewell.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-20 23:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just wanna see this on the front page a little longer...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-20 23:46:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-07-20 23:29:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good, get he fuck out. I hope you're serious.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-07-20 23:22:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
are you THAT bitter i passed you? damn dude, get a life.
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-07-20 23:17:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SO true *claps*
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-07-20 23:10:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I always though of you as pathetic piece of shit with nothing to say. In this post you prove it. Nobody noticed you were gone and nobody cared. Not everyone on this site has an Uber addiction. I pity you for being so stupid.
Nobody will miss you so don't worry.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-07-20 22:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
heat
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-07-20 22:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
okay
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-07-20 22:49:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
pioneered?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha whew!
good one
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-20 22:33:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
whoops
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-20 22:33:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-07-20 22:17:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
well, i can't say we were friends.
i can't say that i ever spoke a word to you outside of a message reply.
what i can say is that i enjoyed your posts. rare gems in a sea of shit.
true, this place has become a lot shittier lately. it's sad.
i need more vodka.
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Like what, the "discuss" posts?
All Zakalwe was ever good for was posting porn.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-07-20 22:17:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well, i can't say we were friends.
i can't say that i ever spoke a word to you outside of a message reply.
what i can say is that i enjoyed your posts. rare gems in a sea of shit.
true, this place has become a lot shittier lately. it's sad.
i need more vodka.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-20 21:50:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is what it takes to stay away?
I thought you were young...strong minded, intelligent?
I suppose lacking in will power is a small vice.
So long zak or whatever.
peace man.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-07-20 21:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, I didn't read your post... I thought you were bitching about people who post pictures of beautiful women... like how Badass or McGinny do... but apparently that's not what you mean.
But it doesn't matter now because you don't have an account!
haha this is seriously one of the gayest/funniest things I've experienced this month.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-07-20 21:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHA I just read it... I'm sure someone has said this already, but you:
1. just posted a goodbye post
2. posted a picture of a beautiful woman
And if life is so much better without Uber, why would you feel tempted to come back, therefore having to give up your username?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-07-20 21:27:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HUH where'd you get THIS idea?
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-07-20 21:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Schlongy where you been?!?!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-20 21:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here, here.
You must have forgotten to mention, that you think Shlongy kicks ass, too.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-20 21:03:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:59:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish I knew everything about everything too.
_____________________________________________
Sorry, Stag, there cannot be two of us. :)
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-07-20 21:03:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I have a feeling that you're riding for some kind of a terrible, terrible fall. But I don't honestly know what kind.... It may be the kind where, at the age of thirty, you sit in some bar hating everybody who comes in looking as if he might have played football in college. Then again, you may pick up just enough education to hate people who say, 'It's a secret between he and I.' Or you may end up in some business office, throwing paper clips at the nearest stenographer. I just don't know."
"It's really too bad that so much crumby stuff is a lot of fun sometimes."
"Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody."
"All morons hate it when you call them a moron."
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish I knew everything about everything too.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:42:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:37:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
Buy a bullet
Rent a gun
________________________________
Shoot yourself
have some fun.
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:`(`````
hehehehe
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The dude who killed John Lennon? or are there more?
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The guy who killed people from the clock tower in Texas, Lee Harvey Oswald, and a bunch of others.
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Holy crap
"You're headed for a fall Holden, the kind where you see a guy come into a bar, and you hate him because it looks like he was a jock in school"
or something.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:53:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Except for Teephphah and Manicmother, they are real people.
__________________________________
And the rest of us are not? Fuck you, Zak (Method), fuck you
in the neck.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:50:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:41:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
I understand many serial killers enjoy it.
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The dude who killed John Lennon? or are there more?
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The guy who killed people from the clock tower in Texas, Lee Harvey Oswald, and a bunch of others.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YAY Zakalwe is more growed up than us!!
Submitted by Snalty (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:47:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So.....I take it lurkers are okay in your book?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:42:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:37:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
Buy a bullet
Rent a gun
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Shoot yourself
have some fun.
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I understand many serial killers enjoy it.
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The dude who killed John Lennon? or are there more?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:39:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pitiful things about this website.
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You forgot, 'People who simply post porn.'
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:39:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's difficult to understand the point of view of Catcher In the Rye without being clinically depressed oneself.
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Wow
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:37:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:32:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
Holden Caulfield as well. It's difficult to understand the point of view of Catcher In the Rye without being clinically depressed oneself.
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When I was in the Psych Ward I read Catcher in the Rye.
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That was a weird book. Hard to put down, but hard to relate to. I understand many serial killers enjoy it.
Zakalwe: Just noticed that special announcement to me. I'm under no pretention that my reviews are funny, iiiidioooot, some people...
If I ever had an inkling of an intuition that I would turn out like you I would shoot myself in the head.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Careful, looks like forensicgirl may be getting close to declaring war on you!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Buy a bullet
Rent a gun
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:37:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:32:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
Holden Caulfield as well. It's difficult to understand the point of view of Catcher In the Rye without being clinically depressed oneself.
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When I was in the Psych Ward I read Catcher in the Rye.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:35:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Holden Caulfield as well. It's difficult to understand the point of view of Catcher In the Rye without being clinically depressed oneself.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:32:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just because you're a miserable loner doesn't mean the rest of us are. Someone should have told Harris and Klebold that.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:31:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:24:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
- People who post pictures of beautiful women. They don't know women like that. They got them from a search engine. The people who review the posts don't know women like that. They see them on a screen and never know what it is like to touch a woman, to hold her and be held, to feel alive. They've never had sex with women like that. Real women are different, they are not just pixels on a screen. Posting porn is a way to get hits, and hits are shit.
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Oh my dear lord...pure -2 for this one, Zak.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:30:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-07-20 19:13:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
this doesn't matter.
bart already made a list like this. he called it the "Most Viewed Authors" and made it appear on every page on his website.
and that one doesn't matter either.
also, I have been trying to pin down which uberuser's style you have "borrowed" from the most. your replies nowadays are pretty much interchangable with rad's (weeps, use of capital letters, etc) but you are modifying that with a strong vein of christpuncher retardness and electro level interest in the website.
this formula is written in a ridiculously over complicated way. you can cancel out or condense several of the terms.
[(AR+3)^10 * (TR)^2]/[10^8 * TH * TP]
I don't understand why I am so highly placed. my AR and TR scores are low (posts get few reviews, and they are mostly negative) and my TH and TP are high (I was a hitwhore, and a successful one). this should result in a comparatively low number.
in summary, fuck this place. who needs it.
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I read your last post, and somewhat agree with it. However, Uber is whatever people make it, and a single person complaining about posts or methods he doesn't like won't change a thing. I'm ambiguous.
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:30:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Every little thing is going to be alright
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:24:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
- People who post pictures of beautiful women. They don't know women like that. They got them from a search engine. The people who review the posts don't know women like that. They see them on a screen and never know what it is like to touch a woman, to hold her and be held, to feel alive. They've never had sex with women like that. Real women are different, they are not just pixels on a screen. Posting porn is a way to get hits, and hits are shit.
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:16:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, because we all believe you, Jay
You exerted so much effort logging on and off trying to get the account the fucking earth's axis shifted
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Habeeb & PFF are the only genuinely creative people on this site. And Caul is the most honest. apollo88 also has his moments.
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Right!! Caul has stated innumerable times that he presents an internet persona, and
it is not who he really is in real life.
If you are bored with this place, why not just fade into the sunset and shut yer pie hole?
What a fucking moron.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:16:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
don't forget your post dan!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:15:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method, you little shit stirrer
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jay, have you made any new alters since admitting you had 47?
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:14:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shut your fat pathetic face greening
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:11:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And if folks think I "went after the accounts" they're fucking morons.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey post some porn new zakalwe
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:10:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-07-20 19:59:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
jgreening is a fat asshole and I know he's trying his damndest to get this account
too late, tubbo!
hahaha
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:03:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no shout out for me :(
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wait...
Zak, leaving?
NO MORE PORN???
Oh wait, hold on... Who cares?
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-07-20 19:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
got a bit of depression buddy ?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-07-20 19:59:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
jgreening is a fat asshole and I know he's trying his damndest to get this account
too late, tubbo!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-07-20 19:57:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha I win