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SHEEP!! You're All SHEEP!! (2244 hits)

Category: Politics

Rating: 0.15 on 51 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Electronic Tooth Syndrome (View user info) at 2006-07-22 19:35:22 EDT


SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

GUHHHHHH DUHHHHHH HAVE SOME LINKS

http://www.gama-go.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=997&Category_Code=MEN_bric-a-brac&Product_Count=2
http://www.julieklausner.com/media/xmasjews.html
http://pikachu-esque.livejournal.com/
http://archive.gamespy.com/articles/june03/dumbestmoments/
http://www.genesis-music.com/
http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/latinonestop4
http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=3891
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=81776581&blogID=133884520&MyToken=8bea1579-f5d8-4873-aa85-9921ba1fe399
http://www.imcdb.org/vehicle_7145-Chevrolet-Corsica.html
http://www.toyqube.com/product_info.php?cPath=21&products_id=493


UHHHhhhhH HUHHHHH

I HAVE THE PROOF!!! CONCULSIVE PROOF THAT THE WORLD IS SECRETLY CONTROLLED BY ELECTRONIC DATA VAMPIRES AND OIL POWERED MUMMY ZOMBIE HYRBIDS CREATED BY THE ZIONIST ATOMIC ENERGY CABAL AHHHHH IM THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS AHHHH

SHEEEEEP

THE TRUTH

DPWNLOAD and WATCH the video because i CANT STAND being the only one who will be VAPORISED by the THOUGHT POLICE for being a MINDLESS MORON!!!!

showingyouwrongfromright.wmv (1 MB) [video/x-ms-wmv]

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User Reviews


Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-16 13:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-07-25 16:05:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ain't talkin' 'bout love!

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-07-24 20:52:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-07-22 20:40:11 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-22 19:58:27 (#)
Ranking: -1

No one has EVER done this before!!!

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-07-24 18:22:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Beautiful.

Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:27:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's entertainment!

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-24 15:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:39:29 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:31:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

Also, watch the video.
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Ha!!
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aaah - a tad NSFW on that link, chumly.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:39:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:31:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

Also, watch the video.
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Ha!!

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:19:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:38:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:17:24 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-23 23:28:28 (#)
Ranking: 0

Actually Bradley, you fucking crybaby, he's not posting under your name, he's posting under "electronic tooth syndrome"

You are so fucking full of yourself, it's not even funny. If you expect some day to be in the public eye, be prepared for plenty of ridicule and parodies of all calibers.

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and regularly -2ing my new ones without reading them.
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what, like what you do asshole, then login under your alter 'vengeance'?

I agree with Ingsoc, we got rid of the wrong ETS.

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Then write Bart and tell him to get rid of me then. Otherwise shut the fuck up.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:38:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:17:24 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-23 23:28:28 (#)
Ranking: 0

Actually Bradley, you fucking crybaby, he's not posting under your name, he's posting under "electronic tooth syndrome"

You are so fucking full of yourself, it's not even funny. If you expect some day to be in the public eye, be prepared for plenty of ridicule and parodies of all calibers.

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and regularly -2ing my new ones without reading them.
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what, like what you do asshole, then login under your alter 'vengeance'?

I agree with Ingsoc, we got rid of the wrong ETS.


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like the replacement ETS way better than the original unbathed asshole.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:32:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

All I can say, Jay, is stop being a dumbass.

Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:31:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Also, watch the video.

Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:27:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HEY BART, THANKS FOR LOCKING THE ACCOUNT!

'PRECIATE IT!

I don't see how you can support a form of malevolent expression (ETS's shitty "geosocioparanoiacal commentaries") and actively suppress and condemn a form of satirical expression such as this AWESOME post.

Well, whaddya know? 'Electronic Tooth Syndrome' is sort of like 'electrictoothsyndrome'! Had better prevent any incident of it occurring in the future, the average genetic misfire won't know the difference!

The only reason you would suppress this is because it's TREACHEROUSLY CLOSE to what genuine ETS posts are like! Bradley, admit it! I've got your number on this one!

Bart, you got rid of the wrong ETS.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-23 23:28:28 (#)
Ranking: 0

Actually Bradley, you fucking crybaby, he's not posting under your name, he's posting under "electronic tooth syndrome"

You are so fucking full of yourself, it's not even funny. If you expect some day to be in the public eye, be prepared for plenty of ridicule and parodies of all calibers.

-------------------

Yes, and I'm also prepared for genuine enemies. This guy has been going back over my old posts, and regularly -2ing my new ones without reading them.

If it was good parody by a worthy and honorable foe, that's a different matter. That's why I have +2d tribute posts by Jack McCallum and others. Because they were actually funny.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I enjoyed the links.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-07-24 08:50:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-23 22:11:01 (#)
Ranking: 0

The following message was sent:
From: Brad ETS<electrictoothsyndrome.at.gmail.com>
To: ubersite-contact.at.cilfone.com

Subject: [ubersite] The script is talking to you man, the script is talking
This guy is posting under my name.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/90818

----------------------------------------------


Oh noes!!!

Somebody is breaking the internet rules!!!

Better cry to Bart-Bart!


Why don't you go ahead and -2 all of his posts too.


Submitted by Happily_Agnostic (user info) at 2006-07-24 08:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-07-23 13:13:52 (#)
Ranking: 0

NO YOU'RE THE SHEEP

















































































































































































BAA!

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-24 08:34:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-07-24 07:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Subtle, yet again untantalizingly stupid.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-24 00:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

nuh uh

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-23 23:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Actually Bradley, you fucking crybaby, he's not posting under your name, he's posting under "electronic tooth syndrome"

You are so fucking full of yourself, it's not even funny. If you expect some day to be in the public eye, be prepared for plenty of ridicule and parodies of all calibers.

Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-07-23 22:42:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Dear Chad, Jesus, ETS

Baaaaaa!


nutbag...

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-23 22:11:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The following message was sent:
From: Brad ETS<electrictoothsyndrome.at.gmail.com>
To: ubersite-contact.at.cilfone.com

Subject: [ubersite] The script is talking to you man, the script is talking
This guy is posting under my name.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/90818

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-07-23 17:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-07-23 17:16:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by zajebisty (user info) at 2006-07-23 15:37:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

a nsfw would have been nice...

Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-07-23 15:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

DIRTY DEEDS!! DONE DIRT CHEAP!!

Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-07-23 14:59:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you is quite the weirdo son

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-07-23 13:13:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

NO YOU'RE THE SHEEP

















































































































































































BAA!

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-23 13:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

filename.


Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-07-23 09:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sheep go to heaven goats go to hell.
-Cake
-dont' know which album
-don't know the name of the song but it's probably "Sheep go to heaven"

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-07-23 08:59:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-07-22 20:03:59 (#)
Ranking: -2

Im into some conspiracy theorys but please you give us a bad name.
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reply of the century

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-23 03:01:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like this, if only because this is how I really see an ETS post nowadays.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-23 02:03:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You gave us a link to anything involved with Phil Collins, other than things involved with the death of Phil Collins. -2DIE.

Submitted by someone (user info) at 2006-07-23 01:54:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Subject: Porn Movie "Donkey Punch"

At a Glance: Once in a long while a porn movie comes along with a title and concept so solid and original that I say to myself, "yeah." I say it with a sense of relaxed wonder mingled with pleasure; a reaction not unlike the way a cool cat like Shaft or Dolemite might react to seeing a UFO landing and a super fine alien woman stepping out with big huge alien titties. I felt that sort of conceptual satisfaction when I watched the first 100 person gangbang back when I was a young man of 16 and I felt it again when I saw the tenuous first steps into the realm of ass-to-mouth cum drinking videos. Here I am, feeling it again, for what could be more sublime than a pornographic movie themed around punching women in the back of the head? The mind boggles at the genius.

Nation of Origin: The United States of America, birthplace of Thomas Edison and adoptive home of Albert Einstein, is the only possible source of such inventiveness.
Languages: A gagging, drooling throat-stabbing in any language other than English would be so terribly unsatisfying.

Sexual Content: You will experience new sights and sounds of the sensual realm of erotica contained within this film. You will see a woman punched repeatedly as a man orgasms into her colon. You will hear his semen come burbling back out as she ejects it onto the cushion of a couch and then licks it back up again. You will bear mute witness to the crashing tide of Western civilization.
======

How great are those links?

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-07-22 23:31:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I want to kiss your knees.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-22 22:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPS

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-22 22:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Are you part Welsh? I ask because they are known sheep fuckers, and am curious if us being sheep is a sexual fantasy for you.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-22 22:19:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Baaaaaa

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-07-22 22:14:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Things take a turn for the dramatic in the third scene, which features Alex Divine. Divine's mascara begins running tearfully within seconds so that she looks like some bizarre cross between Amy Poehler and Tammy Faye. The male actor in the scene relentlessly gags, punches, slaps, steps on and otherwise abuses Divine throughout the scene. He also slaps her stomach really hard at several different points and Divine very obviously does not like this. By the halfway mark Divine hates her contractual obligation. She's wincing, getting bitchy and just generally not being a team player when it comes to slapping and hitting her during sex. Finally, during the donkey punching finale, she starts screaming and demands they stop filming as the guy is donkey punching her in the head.

What makes this dramatic finale great is that "Cram" and "Grip" "Johnson" appear on screen in a special follow-up to the donkey punching. Along with them is Alex Divine who is flexing her distended asshole at the camera like some sort of anal bodybuilder. They proceed to apologize for "that dumb bitch" who "totally fucked up the most important part of the scene." She continues to be somewhat bitchy, which is understandable, and they act like stupid assholes, which is also understandable. They slap her and pull her hair, she spits at them. The best line is Cram's, "there's no wrong spot to hit a woman," which if it saw broader release would go down as one of the all time greatest lines in film history for a variety of reasons.
_________________________________________

I clicked one link and read that shit...fucking priceless!

Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-22 21:16:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

He's right, you know.

Which reminds me, I need to collect some sheep.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-22 21:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Word.

Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2006-07-22 20:42:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GUHH lets all go NUTS and -2 this even though it's BRILLIANT

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-07-22 20:40:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-22 19:58:27 (#)
Ranking: -1

No one has EVER done this before!!!

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-07-22 20:36:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's parody people just chill out.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-22 20:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Pure crap.



Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-07-22 20:03:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Im into some conspiracy theorys but please you give us a bad name.

Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-07-22 19:59:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

shut the hell up.


ets is coo.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-22 19:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No one has EVER done this before!!!

Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-07-22 19:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wait...are you drunk? Because I'd +2 you then.

And although I haven't clicked any of the links, I think the title of the post says it all. It's what I've been saying for years. Some people are mindless drones.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-22 19:50:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Um... dude?


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