Disk Is Full (2683 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.63 on 81 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Steve's House of St. Awesome (View user info) at 2006-07-23 22:14:41 EDT
It was Sunday, July 23rd, 2006. The Disky MacDupont was found full somewhere in the basement (or maybe that office on the second floor that no one goes to because it has all those unicorn stickers on the door). It appears he had himself filled with saved Solitaire games and pictures of ducks then he was dumped onto the floor to die a linoleumly death. But whom filled him and why?
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Disky MacDupont, most likely built in 1994 like the rest of the computers around here, has lived a life of regularly scheduled server maintenance and emergency server maintenance, as well as being worked by the local gang of trained seals. Even though he was terrible at doing his job, he continued to be held together by paper clips and used pieces of tape. But he was failing to keep the trained seals occupied and was warned and almost caught many a times that if he was caught crashing on them, he would be sleeping with the dishies from the cafeteria.
Today would be his last day unfilled. As Disky worked from his fortress of servitude keeping the seals dancing, one of the untrained seals spyed upon him and noticed that he was getting filled and no one was unfilling him. He was busted on the spot. The seal left to tell the boss seal (herein refereed to as Hammy) that Disky was full. Hammy pretended nothing was happening because his disk could never be full. Hammy didn't like people whom told him what he didn't like to hear.
But eventually, Disky was full. And Hammy had to take his head out of his ass and deal with the problem. Disky was unknowning of this impending ass-headery.
As Disky laid there, filling, Hammy shook his fist as Disky. "Tsk, tsk, tsk" said the boss. "I have warned you planty of times Disky that if I catch you filling on me, that you would pay the price."
"I don't know what you are talking about. I'm not full! Some one just emptied me," said Disky, obviously lying. Obvious to everyone except him of course.
"Oh really? Then explain to me why NO ONE CAN GET THEIR WORK DONE UNTIL I FIND SOME ONE TO FIX THE FUCKING PROBLEM? But since I'm such a douche bag I have no idea what to do or whom to get to fix this problem? Disky? Huh? Why you gotta be so full on a Sunday? You must sleep with the dishes that no one did on Friday night before leaving for the weekend. Get out of my sight you useless piece of techno-shit."
"Noooooooo!!! Please give me another chance!" screamed Disky as he was fulled up more and more.
Disky was warned that he should have not become full, but now he has been delivered to his grave. The disk was full, with his life.
User Reviews
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-21 20:51:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Look into the bird's mouth sideways.
Owl mouth vagina.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-27 17:23:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I looked directly into it's mouth. It's creepy. Not Christopher Walken creepy, but still creepy.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-26 16:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YA RLY!
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-07-26 06:22:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
O RLY?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-26 03:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-25 17:15:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
OH REALLY?
OH?
REALLY?
???
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YES REALLY.
YES.
REALLY.
!!!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-25 17:15:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OH REALLY?
OH?
REALLY?
???
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-25 16:56:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'M LINKWHORING ON YOUR MOST HEATED POST http://www.ubersite.com/m/71197
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-25 15:00:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you don't know
then you weren't meant to
If you can't see
don't even try to understand
Submitted by WatchMyStep (user info) at 2006-07-25 05:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not sure why everyone likes this, but I'll trust you a little.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-25 04:06:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Still amazing.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-25 03:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-25 00:18:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-07-24 01:05:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm NEVER going to get tired of this.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-24 23:38:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-24 19:45:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
If anyone is still interested in whom filled the disk, it was some one's hidden and secret music files that they were storing on our server. When this was discovered, they deleted them all to shore up room in order to save the night's work.
Now I need to download all those music files ALL OVER AGAIN.
FUCK BEANS.
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I got a thinly veiled threat from IT last week to get my music files off the server so they wouldn't have to "take other measures." I was scared. My 7000 files at home are worthless until my PC is fixed, and I have no P2P access until then.
In short- everyone please send me indie songs via e-mail.
Submitted by ColchesterDr (user info) at 2006-07-24 22:10:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 20:06:55 (#)
Ranking: 1
Serrano's got the discs.
One of the funniest films I ever saw!
I got two words for you - shit the fuck up!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 20:06:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Serrano's got the discs.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-24 20:06:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I once had in my possession a disk with 10 whole megabytes. It was three times the physical size of a disk you could get today, and I don't want to think about the storage size. It was from before I was born.
I opened it up and used the disks inside as frisbees.
Then I smashed it and threw it away.
Disks become full, and then, like old people, they are useless unless you format them. And you can't really format old people.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-24 20:06:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hee hee OWL, YO!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-24 20:05:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've done it in reverse and it got there eventually.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-24 19:54:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now I just need to figure out how to do the whole mailing something from the U.S. to canada.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-24 19:45:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If anyone is still interested in whom filled the disk, it was some one's hidden and secret music files that they were storing on our server. When this was discovered, they deleted them all to shore up room in order to save the night's work.
Now I need to download all those music files ALL OVER AGAIN.
FUCK BEANS.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:30:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:07:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:22:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
Adam doesn't like me :-(
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It's not that I dislike you. It's that this was retarded. Maybe I've been gone too long, and I don't "get" the inside joke here.Shit like this is why I only randomly visit now.
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I miss Adam. I'm sorry random stupid has driven you away.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:07:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:22:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
Adam doesn't like me :-(
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It's not that I dislike you. It's that this was retarded. Maybe I've been gone too long, and I don't "get" the inside joke here.Shit like this is why I only randomly visit now.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90852
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:47:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-24 02:53:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm two spots away from MVA.
Two.
It's harder than it seems.
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not really, just write some good stuff.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:22:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Adam doesn't like me :-(
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:14:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't worry, you'll get there soon....
I just finished F5ing all your posts 4 billion times
hahahah
Are you coming to my snuggle party?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90842#2072874
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:11:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well fuck me, this was retarded
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-24 15:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Come on 330,000...
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:06:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your post eclipsed 2 of my posts in less than an hour.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I thought the expression was "Shitter is full".?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:59:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bart considers me a big bad ubervillain.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:40:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
My ratings don't count towards heat.
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How'd that happen?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My ratings don't count towards heat.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh dear god, what have I done? I forgot to rate the post and left the rating at zero. Now I'll have to sacrafice even more goats and babies to try to make up for the sin.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-24 04:40:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm Ahab.
Captain Ahab.
That book is the Bible, right?
I'm also that dude with the wife who can't have kids so he knocks up that Egyptian bitch and dumps her in the desert.
Yeah. I'm that guy.
It's too fucking hot OUT. FUCK OFF HEAT.
*weeps*
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Wait, the captain Ahab from the bible, or the homeless guy that throws things at fat people from his shopping cart, because there's a big difference. The bible guy was way smarter than any of us. He spent half his life fishing. He lived the dream man.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:27:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Sorry, I didn't think this was very good at all.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Poor Disky :-(
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking birds man!
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:24:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't read it but I love that picture.
Submitted by Happily_Agnostic (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YES! The world needs more stake filled diskes?!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:03:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-07-24 08:51:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ni.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wtf filename w00t O Rly?
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:36:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's for your +2 streak.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-07-24 05:10:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice remake of my story, Paid In Full. - http://www.ubersite.com/m/70816
Very nice... but, a filled harddrive with solitaire save files and pictures of ducks? Who in the hell would ever have an entire hard drive of nothing but saved game files and pictures of ducks?
Still, good remake.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-24 04:53:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stevie, it's got to be what, 1:45Am for you in Edmonton?
How hot can it be...
In Canada...
At 2 in the morning?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-24 04:40:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm Ahab.
Captain Ahab.
That book is the Bible, right?
I'm also that dude with the wife who can't have kids so he knocks up that Egyptian bitch and dumps her in the desert.
Yeah. I'm that guy.
It's too fucking hot OUT. FUCK OFF HEAT.
*weeps*
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-24 04:28:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Me and Stevie are kindred souls.
We are the Apostles of Wazza.
We're still trying to find out who is Peter and who is John, though.
I say I'm Peter, because my name is 5 letters long and so is Peter, but Stevie thinks HE should be Peter, because they have the same kind of haircut.
I didn't think that was true, so Stevie showed me a picture.
OK, it was a drawing of a picture.
Done by a 3 year old.
Who had an epileptic seizure while drawing.
But in that epileptic 3 years olds drawing of a picture of Saint Peter, he DID have a bowl cut...
So I guess I'm John...
Which works, since they both start with "J".
Yay!
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:12:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
You do know I F5 every post you make like, 100 times, right?
Just doing my part, is all...
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OH YEAH?! well i f5 stevie's posts like 5000 times each.......BITCH!
and also, i'm like his third biggest fan EVER, after that invisible guy in my basement who tellls me to kill midgets, and the duck that quacks obscenities at me when i feed him moldy bread.
SO BACK OFF!!!
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:20:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
Stare into the owl's eyes and all will be clean again...
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All is right with the world...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:20:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stare into the owl's eyes and all will be clean again...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:19:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I now have the thought of an enama in reverse in my head, on repeat...
Damn you...
DAMN YOUUUUUUUUUU
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:13:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:10:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think Stevie could post goatse and get 1.4...
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I think he could post a video of an enema played in reverse and still get a +2, just because he's Stevie.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You do know I F5 every post you make like, 100 times, right?
Just doing my part, is all...
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:11:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:07:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Just be along for the ride because it will come. Even if it takes me up to post No. 200, we're going to make it happen.
WE CAN DO IT.
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I'll be there.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think Stevie could post goatse and get 1.4...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just be along for the ride because it will come. Even if it takes me up to post No. 200, we're going to make it happen.
WE CAN DO IT.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-24 02:59:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-24 02:53:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm two spots away from MVA.
Two.
It's harder than it seems.
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How can I help.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-24 02:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm two spots away from MVA.
Two.
It's harder than it seems.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-24 02:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-24 02:26:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
No, not really.
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Good enough then. How is it that you aren't on MVA, you've been on B@W enough.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-24 02:26:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, not really.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-24 02:23:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-24 02:14:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
I've taken to looking out my window for post inspiration.
Most of the time, all I see are birds.
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I've got an idea. I've seen people rate your posts +2 just because you posted them, regardless of quality or content. Want to see what uber really thinks of you?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-24 02:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've taken to looking out my window for post inspiration.
Most of the time, all I see are birds.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-24 02:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-24 00:41:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
Now I can kill myself in peace, knowing that those mice will carry on my name until they are eaten by something much larger and much scarier.
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Won't they just be eaten by the owl in the picture. Wait, you posted a picture of an owl just after an anti-bird post. You are doing something suspicious again. I want in. I'M STILL BLEEDING.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-07-24 01:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I knew it!!!! ummmm, 99.99 percent spandex?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-07-24 01:05:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm NEVER going to get tired of this.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-24 00:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A percentage is, yes.
GUESS WHAT PERCENTAGE????
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-07-24 00:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-24 00:32:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm wearing a sexy t-shirt today. Whenever I look at myself in the mirror I says 'Steve, that's a sexy lookin' t-shirt.'
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......aahahhahahaha
it's spandex, isn't it?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-24 00:41:28 EDT (#)
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Now I can kill myself in peace, knowing that those mice will carry on my name until they are eaten by something much larger and much scarier.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-24 00:35:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stevie.
I have named all of my mice after you.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-24 00:32:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm wearing a sexy t-shirt today. Whenever I look at myself in the mirror I says 'Steve, that's a sexy lookin' t-shirt.'
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-07-24 00:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sleep with the dishies....aheehee
what's with the file name?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-07-24 00:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I ALMOST laughed. That close.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-23 23:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love that fucking picture, for some reason
And this story rocked my fucking taint
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-23 23:16:52 EDT (#)
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I want to get that owl tattooed on my inner thigh and wear hotpants for the rest of my life.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-07-23 23:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-23 22:22:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't email you right now. Gmail won't work on my work computer.
THE DISK IS STILL FULL.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-23 22:21:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, yeah this is awesome
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-23 22:20:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks alot. Now my face is bleeding from the excess awesomeness from this post. MY FACE IS BLEEDING. OH GOD, I CAN"T STOP THE BLEEDING. THE BLOOD IS EVERYWHERE. EVERYWHERE.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-23 22:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
email me!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-23 22:15:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think my brain just broke.