UberDirectory 2006 (9508 hits)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (View user info) at 2006-07-24 03:00:57 EDT
Here you go folks.
Obviously not everyone managed to get their class photo in on time, and there will ALWAYS be the random few that say "Stuff you clown, why am I not in this?".
But for those of you that wanted to be in it, and managed to turn your brain on for 5 seconds in the last 3 weeks, here is your directory of Uber users for 2006...
User Reviews
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-03-02 18:25:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
why am i not on this...
*Sigh*
Submitted by Aphrodite (user info) at 2006-10-28 10:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck. I always miss submitting mine.
Oh well.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-15 23:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-08-12 06:14:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Insanethemind`s dead?!
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About nine months ago.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2006-08-15 23:29:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think wiggles is a sexy bitch
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-08-12 06:14:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Insanethemind`s dead?!
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-08-04 13:32:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:54:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
PS- Uberwummin I didn't know were hot: Manic Mother and Parlor Trick.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2006-07-31 23:32:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckin fuckers!
Wooop look who it is... yep cow, it's me!!
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-07-29 21:30:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
darn
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-28 23:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
At least the pic doesn't have you wearing that ghey emo shirt, Burnsie.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-07-28 23:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Goddamn you. I'm in the best shape of my life and people from Uber are IMing and e-mailing me asking why I've gained weight. The picture was widened by the Uber directory author. I'm far from overweight. I can't gain a damn pound if I tried.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:54:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
PS- Uberwummin I didn't know were hot: Manic Mother and Parlor Trick.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF InsaneTheMind died??? How?? And how did I miss the news on Uber??
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Razor: Just part of my research into jungle vaginas. The elephant was easy after the tenth bottle of Merlot. It was the giraffe that was the challenge. Unfortunately I dropped the camera.
Tiger Lilly: It would be a pleasure as long as I'm not subjected to an interview and you don't try to take my elephant.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-07-28 15:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
These are the ugliest horses i've ever seen. Google sucks.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-07-28 15:15:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ParlorT...I want to hang out with you?
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-07-28 15:09:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just have one question...
How DID parlor trick wind up inside an elephant's vagina?
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:11:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Psst -- good work Phuzzy, glad to be your Uber Directory neighbor. I'll make sure nothing falls on your head.
(Thanks to GodChicken and Average Dan for your kind words!)
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-07-28 06:44:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wow
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-28 06:42:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
always
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-07-28 06:34:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
We have a calendar! In 'my account'
How long have we had a calendar?
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2006-07-27 22:32:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
props, the torch is all yours. I sucked at it anyways.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-07-27 21:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm forgotten
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-27 05:42:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
500. Sounds like a rugby score.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-27 05:41:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
499...
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2006-07-27 01:52:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-25 04:16:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2006-07-25 03:20:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck asshole? http://www.ubersite.com/m/90201
Goddamned jizzbag
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Shut up, clown.
After two weeks of directory photos, about four different heated posts about it, numerous requests to either link, or email me pictures, you want me to go looking for your picture of you, when you're pretty much a non-entity around these parts anyway?
If you don't have a voice, no-one will hear you. If no-one hears you, no-one will remember you.
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You are absolutely right, and I apologise. I will watch what I say.
I think I was taking a sleep aid when I spoke before.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-07-27 01:25:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I did not give permission for my image to be reproduced. This is an unauthorized contravention of international copyright law and, should my image not be removed from this page within twenty four (24) hours, i will be forced to press charges.
Additionally, allegations that i dress like a pirate and mince around "like a fairy" (sic) are libellous and will be dealt with in court to the full extent of the law.
lol
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-26 23:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90973
Fantasy Football, wooo!!!
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-07-26 20:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-26 17:19:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Later Ubersite.
-badass signing off.
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Later man. Have a good run.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-26 17:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Later Ubersite.
-badass signing off.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:46:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Next year I am changing my name to Amoneyshotforyou so that I can be on top of the list between two women.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-07-26 13:48:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God I'm hot.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-25 22:51:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-07-25 22:18:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
you got jeannee's picture wrong
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I was at a wedding. I had to leave the chainsaw and the laser cannon at home.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2006-07-25 22:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
what a bunch of dorks
worthy of the "I've seen better"
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-07-25 22:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you got jeannee's picture wrong
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-25 21:39:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Axolotl looks like hes toking up.
And I want to stick my penis in badass julie.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-25 21:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God my face is awesome.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-25 20:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Some of us camwhored and still weren't included.
WHAT'S YER PROBLEM, FUCKSTICK??? :-)
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-07-25 20:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know; I require a pic with the application.
Show up at Special_K's cuddle party and we'll figure it out.
BTW I noticed that thing is a total sausage fest..sweet!
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2006-07-25 17:19:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-07-25 12:27:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
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OHHHH I"m there. So there.
Do we still do the midnight lingerie pillowfight? I mean, it wouldn't be the same without it.
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You wouldn't happen to be shopping for a new stalker...I mean...uh, never mind...
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-07-25 16:58:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Never realised Manic Mother was so cute.
Still think that Badass is the cutest though.
Like anyone cares.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-25 15:31:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel badly that I didn't know about insanethemind until now. If this is true and I don't have any reason to believe it isn't, it's a horrible tragedy and a waste. The kid was a bit confused and perhaps a bit misguided at times, but had a lot of potential. He also had a pretty fucked up childhood in a crazy whacked out religious upbringing leading to the inevitable escape into a world without boundaries with I suppose a predictable outcome.
so that's it then
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-07-25 15:26:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bad quality
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-07-25 15:09:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
D'oh - pounds
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-07-25 15:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I used to know a Bert who looked like Gordon from Seasme Street if you added about about 60 punds. Therefore, my image of Berty has been TOTALLY wrong.
Thanks phuz for putting this together.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-25 14:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-07-25 13:54:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone please tell me that ITM is still around. Is he doing the gibberish thing where everyone pretends he's dead, but not really?
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No he's actually dead. He joined Uber five years ago and eventually overdoesed on bullshit.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-07-25 13:54:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone please tell me that ITM is still around. Is he doing the gibberish thing where everyone pretends he's dead, but not really?
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-07-25 13:23:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I need a new webcam. :(
The picture looks odd since you cropped/resized it. My favorite part of that photo was my hair because it actually looks brushed and somewhat neat because, you know, I actually do own a brush, contrary to what some of my older photos show.
Darko, why don't your ratings count? I haven't been around much to witness the normal Uberdrama, so, update me?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-07-25 13:21:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:20:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
This made me want to work through a bottle of bourbon with anansie and manicmother, and I'm not entirely sure why.
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I don't think that only one bottle of bourbon would be enough for the three of us, but I'm game.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-07-25 12:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:05:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
The following people are cordially invited to my house for a snuggle party:
Coley
Average_Dan
Darko
Spooner
Stevie_says
Redskieslookfake
Method
ETS (Leave the knife at home)
WookieSuave
Siren
Just bring yourselves.....and gifts.
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OHHHH I"m there. So there.
Do we still do the midnight lingerie pillowfight? I mean, it wouldn't be the same without it.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-25 12:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha!
At least I didn't have to choose the pic myself!
Good job Phuzzy!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-25 12:03:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm lost, what happened to insanethemind?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-07-25 11:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2006-07-25 10:25:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
I know you cunts know, how did he die already?
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he shot hisself, Zoid. New years eve.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-25 11:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so says the tattoo on my left tit anyway
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-25 11:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would do Jeannneee. She's my murder ho.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-07-25 11:07:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I too would like the sex with some of you. Uber good times.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-25 10:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha, good call
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-25 10:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-25 10:52:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
I WANT TO SEX ALL OF YOU
Just be sure to use protection.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-07-25 10:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Stuff you clown, why am I not in this?".
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-25 10:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I WANT TO SEX ALL OF YOU
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-07-25 10:40:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Required_Reading (user info) at 2005-12-15 14:23:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
that one girl,
I happen to have on good authority the fact that insanethemind takes it up the chuff and is too ashamed with himself to live, not to mention post on ubersite.
RIP insanethemind, you silly faggot 5/2003 - 10/2005
Nevermind the bollocks...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-25 10:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think Apollo said it was a suicide and then blamed ITM's parents for it due to their being odd.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-07-25 10:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I believe a drug overdose.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2006-07-25 10:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know you cunts know, how did he die already?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-25 10:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-25 08:17:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-25 04:02:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-24 23:18:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Tomorrow I'll repost this with one word reviews of every user listed.
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Good idea, it crossed my mind to do something like that...
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sorry - had to do it.. http://www.ubersite.com/m/90879
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See Bertram, it happened. Merlina did it for me. 'Cause she's all lovely and thoughtful like.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-07-25 10:09:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rad, I will now expect wake up calls from you! You do understand this dont you?
That was aweseom!
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2006-07-25 09:57:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow...can't believe you got me in there. nice.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-25 09:40:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think anybody actually posted details.
For ubersite, it was very respectful from what I remember.
oh and where the fuck have you been?
I was in Castro District the other day and I thought about you.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2006-07-25 09:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I give up, how did insanethemind die? Someone please point me to the relevant post
I found this while trying to find out how
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-03 21:33:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
Chinky, unfortunately I will probably die a YOUNG lonely person and YES I am quite hateful, but you have to admit you are a major bitch, and you pissed me off. Im in withdrawals from 3 substances and your drivel simply annoyed me. I am offering to you an olive branch. (metaphorically speaking) Take it or leave it, I really don't care. But I am tired of cursing people, you know?
spooooooooooky
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-25 08:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-25 04:02:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-24 23:18:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Tomorrow I'll repost this with one word reviews of every user listed.
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Good idea, it crossed my mind to do something like that...
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sorry - had to do it.. http://www.ubersite.com/m/90879
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-25 06:54:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-25 06:40:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
Far Away Jon?
Where'd you meet him? The Mended Drum?
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No, school. We where all taught to be sensitive to children with abnormalities so we do not refer to him as short.
Why do you mention The Mended Drum? Who do you know there?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-25 06:40:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Far Away Jon?
Where'd you meet him? The Mended Drum?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-25 05:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-24 23:18:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Tomorrow I'll repost this with one word reviews of every user listed.
I have run out of both whiskey and beer and have moved on to these fruity vodka things my wife occassionally drinks
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That's really not going to happen. I mean it'd just be so much effort.
Reminds me of when we made Far Away Jon do made up sign language to the tv as a binhead forfeit. He was fine for the first couple of minutes but he quickly detiorated to just pointing emphatically at the telly.
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2006-07-25 05:38:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://s110.photobucket.com/albums/n81/ericweber/?action=view¤t=DSC01199.jpg
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-25 04:16:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2006-07-25 03:20:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck asshole? http://www.ubersite.com/m/90201
Goddamned jizzbag
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Shut up, clown.
After two weeks of directory photos, about four different heated posts about it, numerous requests to either link, or email me pictures, you want me to go looking for your picture of you, when you're pretty much a non-entity around these parts anyway?
If you don't have a voice, no-one will hear you. If no-one hears you, no-one will remember you.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-25 04:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
IS CAULAINCOURT BANNED????
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-25 04:02:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-24 23:18:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Tomorrow I'll repost this with one word reviews of every user listed.
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Good idea, it crossed my mind to do something like that...
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2006-07-25 03:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck asshole? http://www.ubersite.com/m/90201
Goddamned jizzbag
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-07-25 03:05:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
feel like i just came out of Wal-Mart.
(Where's the oldies but goodies?) Nice work with what you had to work with.)
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-07-25 02:50:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Donovan "The Life Aquatic" MD
I love that picture.
Good work Phuzzy.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-25 02:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey dude, I tried to get a hold of you before my trip.
I totally drove right though your town.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-07-25 02:23:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-24 22:20:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Woah! Did DMD chop his hair off or is it just hidden under the scully?
ponytail
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-24 23:25:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dont drink too much, Matty. Have a good night.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-24 23:22:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-24 23:18:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Tomorrow I'll repost this with one word reviews of every user listed.
I have run out of both whiskey and beer and have moved on to these fruity vodka things my wife occassionally drinks
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I bet I know what my word's going to be.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-24 23:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tomorrow I'll repost this with one word reviews of every user listed.
I have run out of both whiskey and beer and have moved on to these fruity vodka things my wife occassionally drinks
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-24 23:16:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-24 19:54:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't want to do the sex with ghola
too old for me.
I don't want to do the sex with anyone from Ubersite, I think.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-24 22:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-07-24 21:17:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-24 18:12:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
ghola looks good in fetish gear
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You're grandmother wears combat boots.
(I've recently learned this phrase does not mean "you're grandmother makes poor choices in regards to footwear")
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WTF? I'm wrong?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-24 22:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Woah! Did DMD chop his hair off or is it just hidden under the scully?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-24 22:14:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I did BAMF, I was just confused since I think I act like a dork most of the time (here and in real life)
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-24 22:01:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
don't worry dear, it was a joke...take it in stride like everyone else
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-24 21:50:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Coolness is an adolescent preoccupation.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-24 21:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:19:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
A few notes:
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Forensic Girl would be cooler if she stopped acting cool.
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?!
Eh?!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-24 21:31:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ya mum's a rig.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-07-24 21:17:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-24 18:12:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
ghola looks good in fetish gear
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You're grandmother wears combat boots.
(I've recently learned this phrase does not mean "you're grandmother makes poor choices in regards to footwear")
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-07-24 20:23:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
did anyone else notice i am sexy? not really but it sounded good in my mind.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-24 20:18:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Apparently my link didn't come in three weeks early enough.
So it wasn't me. What gave it away? The beard? The wrinkles? The being a viking?
Every year it gets a little bigger and better, and every year I look at half those bitches and say to myself, "Who the fuck are these people?" I figure it out eventually.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-24 20:08:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-24 19:22:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ghola looks like stevie to me
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*shrugs* Id still do 'er and whisper sweet nothings about insects and other zoology related stuff to her while I stroked her manish hair...just to show off about how much I know but its the thought that counts, right?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-24 19:54:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't want to do the sex with ghola
too old for me.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-24 19:51:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
On second glance, Parlor Trick has a really pretty face.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-24 19:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
same here Sacrilicious
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-07-24 19:33:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shaven-head Scott James- hair color's similar. On a cursory glance it's (shutting up now)...
I don't recognize the names of half these people.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-24 19:28:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-24 19:22:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ghola looks like stevie to me
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Then it makes sense that I'm so attracted to both of them. They're dreamy.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-07-24 19:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for me being the king of the ugly people.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-24 19:22:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ghola looks like stevie to me
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-24 19:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-24 19:02:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
All you perverts wanting to do the sex with ghola has scared her away.
RUN FREE LITTLE NINJA
RUN FREE
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Did I say I wanted to make sweet love to our little Ghola? No.
I'd be perfectly happy with just watching her and Katy make out...
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-07-24 19:10:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Crystle and Crazy Canuck are two of the best looking people on this website. Funny they should be next to each other.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-24 19:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All you perverts wanting to do the sex with ghola has scared her away.
RUN FREE LITTLE NINJA
RUN FREE
I'M DRINKING AT MY DESK AGAIN. JAMESONS 18 YEAR AGED IRISH WHISKEY. IT'S FOOKIN GOOD.
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2006-07-24 18:58:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Stuff you clown, why am I not in this?".
Oh wait.. that'd be cause I haven't been on here in a year :)
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-24 18:53:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you used my least liked picture :(
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-07-24 18:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-07-24 18:47:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
SilvrWolf looks insanely like Scott James.
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No he doesn't.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-07-24 18:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SilvrWolf looks insanely like Scott James.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-24 18:43:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-24 18:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Apollo, my neck is so mighty it could ever support your massive cranium without visible sagging or structural collapse.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-24 18:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ghola makes my trousers too small
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-24 18:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ghola looks good in fetish gear
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-24 18:04:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There really are some very beautiful women who frequent Ubersite.
However, I have to say that Ghola and Inion_De_Trua are still my girls of choice.
I believe it's a combination of looks, talent and attitude.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:57:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm very amused by this directory.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:53:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and ya know the thing is I was gonna post an updated picture for this thing today.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:40:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
ets you ever get my email? well the both of them anyway?
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I only got one email, and I wasn't sure what you were getting at really.
It seemed like you were defending Catholicism, but I couldn't be sure.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:51:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love how the guy with the bowl-shaved-head is mocking how *I* look.
"I meant to look this retarded on purpose, I swear!"
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:50:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, Silvrwolf looks like he's about to whip some ass.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:42:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:23:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:16:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
I like them.
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I love them. scourge knows this. ALL TOO WELL, I imagine.
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Obviously the two women on this site with the most taste. Impeccable taste. Yes.
You guys make me blush.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:41:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
woo 400th review
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:41:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FunnyAsCancer is a guy, right?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ets you ever get my email? well the both of them anyway?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:22:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
I was going to say she takes a lot of pictures of the tv and the computer, but it seems you're having an episode.
RELAX, MAN. HAVE A TWINKIE!
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*claps*
twinkie.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Snuggle Party!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:23:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:16:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
I like them.
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I love them. scourge knows this. ALL TOO WELL, I imagine.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:39:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:51:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:27:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:15:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
My 5 year old took that picture.
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Your 5 year old has quite an eye.
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She got her own camera for her birthday this year. She's quite good, but sometimes her subject matter is a bit random.
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Well, she's a tortured artist! Don't impose your definitions of order upon her! She's expressing herself, mom!!! Just leave her the fuck alone! Just because she doesn't fit your mold of what a son should be doesn't mean you have the right to try and crush hIS spirit! If he wants to take pictures of the wallpaper, by god, he has every right@! IT's HIS BIRTHDAY...HE CAN CRY IF HE WANTS TO! JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE AND LEAVE HIM TO THE WARM CACOON OF HIS OWN INNER THOUGHTS!!!! IS THAT SO GODDAMNED HARD????!?!?!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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I was going to say she takes a lot of pictures of the tv and the computer, but it seems you're having an episode.
RELAX, MAN. HAVE A TWINKIE!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:14:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:58:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:33:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
(apart from scourge who looks rather cute actually)
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His eyes are ridiculous.
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I like them.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:14:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:58:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:33:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
(apart from scourge who looks rather cute actually)
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His eyes are ridiculous.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:06:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:58:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:33:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
(apart from scourge who looks rather cute actually)
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*swoons*
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Seriously!! Who knew you looked like that? WOOOO!
*runs away embarrassed*
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:58:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:33:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
(apart from scourge who looks rather cute actually)
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*swoons*
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:55:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where was the Guinness huh?
-Dave
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:50:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ets, email you should check
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dawg, that shit is hot yo...
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:47:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
FunnyAsCancer's a she?
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Yea, she's hot isn't she!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:48:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:05:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
The following people are cordially invited to my house for a snuggle party:
ETS (Leave the knife at home)
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I'll get a haircut and a shower too.
Can Filthy come too?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:47:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FunnyAsCancer's a she?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:39:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:51:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:27:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:15:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
My 5 year old took that picture.
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Your 5 year old has quite an eye.
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She got her own camera for her birthday this year. She's quite good, but sometimes her subject matter is a bit random.
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Well, she's a tortured artist! Don't impose your definitions of order upon her! She's expressing herself, mom!!! Just leave her the fuck alone! Just because she doesn't fit your mold of what a son should be doesn't mean you have the right to try and crush hIS spirit! If he wants to take pictures of the wallpaper, by god, he has every right@! IT's HIS BIRTHDAY...HE CAN CRY IF HE WANTS TO! JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE AND LEAVE HIM TO THE WARM CACOON OF HIS OWN INNER THOUGHTS!!!! IS THAT SO GODDAMNED HARD????!?!?!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Submitted by bleuluna (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:34:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's not Stabkill's picture.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks bamf, I was going to be mad if I didn't get a mention in your lovefest. Now get back to your Twinkies, little lady.
No eyeliner, whatsitsname, that's my sleep deprived/over boozed look.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:16:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
why, what'd i do?
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I want to come!
Bassass = best review EVAR
(apart from scourge who looks rather cute actually)
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who knew scourge was Johnny Depp in preparation for his new role in 'Pirates of The Carribean: Tomb of the Washed Up Drunken Sailor That ate Too many Doughnuts'
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hahaha..i was thinking the same thing...he's so wearing eyeliner
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:19:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A few notes:
Unabonger is a girl...who knew?
Slightly Obnoxious looks totally obnoxious.
J Greening should have taken his shot after he lost his weight.
Paul Monroe is JGreening in the future....lets do the time warp again.
If someone doesn't PhotoShop MJ with a big cock in her hands I'll be very disappointed in Uber.
Funny as Cancer submitted a photo of her father from the 70's.
Forensic Girl would be cooler if she stopped acting cool.
How does DeathJester get away with wearing a mask all the time, doesn't it get hot in there?
The combined weight of Davros and Danger Ranger = 1 Rad or .75 Greening.
Congo looks like he was voted most likely to rape your child.
I'm sticking out my tongue because I'm grabbing berty's ass.
AUssie Ants couldn't be gayer if he posted a picture of himself getting fucked in the ass while he played with his Boy George Doll.
Assholes drink Bud Light.
I used to be taken aback by some of stabkills commentary, now all I'll think is 'heehee you're that rolly fella'
or to the same picture...Why is FatTony on her twice.
Tarnation is a fuckwit.
iddqd looks like he might actually be a cool guy....eh who the fuck and I kidding.
Who knew scourge was Johnny Depp in preparation for his new role in 'Pirates of The Carribean: Tomb of the Washed Up Drunken Sailor That ate Too many Doughnuts'
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
why, what'd i do?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:13:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:05:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
The following people are cordially invited to my house for a snuggle party:
Coley
Average_Dan
Darko
Spooner
Stevie_says
Redskieslookfake
Method
ETS (Leave the knife at home)
WookieSuave
Siren
Just bring yourselves.....and gifts.
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I'm rapidly going off you.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Name the time and the place, lady
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:05:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
The following people are cordially invited to my house for a snuggle party:
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:06:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FunnyAsCancer looks like one of the guys from Sean of the Dead, only with long hair.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:05:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The following people are cordially invited to my house for a snuggle party:
Coley
Average_Dan
Darko
Spooner
Stevie_says
Redskieslookfake
Method
ETS (Leave the knife at home)
WookieSuave
Siren
Just bring yourselves.....and gifts.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:05:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah...she looks do-able...again.
You know who else still looks hot? Me.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:02:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had no idea Susie Derkins was so hot...
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-07-24 15:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This much effort can only garner a +2.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-07-24 15:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i have to be maybe the only person other than paris hilton that can actually make a headshot completly unsexy.
i lead a depressing life...
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-24 15:49:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-07-24 04:09:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
is that a deer head on the couch next to axolotl or am i going crazy?
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Haha
Tis a beastie: http://www.ubersite.com/m/90852
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-07-24 15:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what fuck you sir.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-07-24 15:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Does that make me gay?
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-07-24 15:46:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, I would bang myself too.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-07-24 15:45:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Most likely I would bang either BadassJulie or leilani.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-07-24 15:44:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ITS GETTIN HOT IN HURR
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-07-24 15:08:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nicely done. I also need to submit a new pic one of these days.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-24 15:03:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spiffy.
Submitted by Scy_fy_junkie (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:49:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice job
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:27:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:15:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
My 5 year old took that picture.
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Your 5 year old has quite an eye.
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She got her own camera for her birthday this year. She's quite good, but sometimes her subject matter is a bit random.
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:49:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice job
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I saw FunnyAsCancer's pic for the first time in a while and I laughed my ass off again. If that picture is shennanigans, then I've changed my mind about him and I acknowledge that he is a genius. If the pic is the real deal then I'll resume my bouts of uncontrollable laughter.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:32:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90016 was better
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:30:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:27:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
insanethemind didn't ACTUALLY die did he? or DID he?
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he did
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
insanethemind didn't ACTUALLY die did he? or DID he?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:27:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:15:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
My 5 year old took that picture.
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Your 5 year old has quite an eye.
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:19:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*kicks*
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:17:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://gabbly.com/http://www.ubersite.com
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How's her rack stand up against the others?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:13:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:21:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Soley Trinity has the most beautiful blue eyes I've seen in a while!
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Beautiful mind as well.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:09:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
I might remember your beave if I see it again...
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Again? You haven't been graced with it's presence. Yet.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:09:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I might remember your beave if I see it again...
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:58:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
WAIT! I'm sorry Krissi, I know who you are. I just need a brain nudge.
You have to forgive me, my cognitive fuctions go bye-bye every now and then.
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No worries. I did disappear for awhile. I didn't really expect anyone to remember me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:06:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wear 'em on your stumps, dumbass. It's the latest fad.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:03:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:35:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
I hoped it wasn't you. I thought to myself "There's no way in hell Alex would wear white socks with sandals." You wouldn't, would you?
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Why would a man with no feet wear sandals?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:58:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WAIT! I'm sorry Krissi, I know who you are. I just need a brain nudge.
You have to forgive me, my cognitive fuctions go bye-bye every now and then.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shhhhhh...I'm busy setting up some future action, assmunch. Pipe down.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*Directed towards shlongy and krissi....*
I have an idea- why don't you two morons pick up a phone, or sign on to AIM or IM and continue this deeply important and intellectually stimulating conversation ELSEWHERE, for fuckssakes.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:52:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:45:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess I'm blind, I don't see Krissi's pic!
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She's THAT thin.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:51:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:45:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess I'm blind, I don't see Krissi's pic!
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Nope. I'm not in this year's uberdirectory. I kinda vanished second semester of college... and am temporarily coming back... just until September or so when I start teaching again.
I was in 2005's Uberdirectory and I have two camwhores in my posts (both labelled if you so desire to look.) I also believe I am in one of Method's posts (A post dedicated to my birthday), and Lechuga's birthday post to me. I also went to the Pocono's ubercon, so I'm in a few of those pictures as well.
Happy hunting.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:48:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uber Chicks I would most like to meet: Tiger, Ghola
My favorite Mind Flip Conversationalist: ETS
MOST EVIL, (but most fun): Method
Most Adorable: Thorpe
Fav Female Writer: Circe
Uber Males I would most like to meet: ETS, Method, Sicoseman, Berty, Caul, Phuzzy
Great Job!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:45:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess I'm blind, I don't see Krissi's pic!
And Shlongy, I've got a confession to make. All my pics are photoshoped! I'm really 4'5" and weigh 300 lbs.
I'm sorry.
You still want me, right?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Agree? It's a prerhequisite.
In case I enjoy it, I'd like to see it and live it again - only this time in solitaire.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:40:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
strawberry- It's funny...a while back, I went back to whatever the fuck post it was that you were lecturing me on the quotation marks...and there were a few OTHER idiots who believed that my way was right, depending on the situation.
I'm 46 years old...I don't see me changing "any time soon", but thankfully, I don't have to take any more English tests. jlaben1atyahoo.com
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:40:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:37:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Why? Because pretty much every broad ON Uber weighs about a ton.
Nothing personal. Let's fuck and make up.
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Lucky for you, I'm pretty sure I'm one of the exceptions to the weight rule. I'll only agree to fuck and make up if I can videotape it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:37:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why? Because pretty much every broad ON Uber weighs about a ton.
Nothing personal. Let's fuck and make up.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:35:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
That's strange..I picture Habeeb looking like that kid Corky on "Life Goes On".
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Email me and we'll see if we can arrange a time for you to view the illustrious Habeeb.
I don't know who Corky is from "Life Goes On."
You're still doing your punctuation wrong, Shlong.
P BEFORE Q, MAN.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:36:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw, now you've made my day. I've always hoped that we would be best friends Shlongman.
I guess the only thing remaining would be for you to explain why you think I weigh a metric fuckton. Your thought process does humor me ever so slightly.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's strange..I picture Habeeb looking like that kid Corky on "Life Goes On".
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:13:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:09:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
That's what Habeeb looks like??
I imagined him looking like Beavis.
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Again, that is not Habeeb. I'm the only one that has a real picture of him. I will tell you this, though: he does NOT look like Beavis. At all.
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I can vouch for this, too.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fair enough. I like the ill-fated attempt at "irony" and "satire" with "The Darkness" line.
As long as I'm not in the same buffet line with you, for fear that you'll try and take a bit out of my arm in an attempt to horde the roast beef and crab legs, I think it'll all work out and we can remain best friends.
Now I'm sure your lunch two-hours is up...please return back to work. Your $9.00 an hour awaits you.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:26:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I haven't conveniently forgotten anything. I know that you think you own the site and that everyone should obey the almighty Shlongster.
I conveniently decided I could give three Fig Newtons less.
Now, you can continue to insult me all you want, because I take you as seriously as I take 'The Darkness' as a real band.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:25:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oops, I missed this...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Listen, Bluto...
I didn't START the insults; I told you to shut the fuck up. That's not an insult. That's a directive or a request.
YOU started with the insults. Or did you conveniently forget that.
PS. You have HO HO creme filling all over your jowls. Check the mirror and wipe it off. Use a beach towel.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:21:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Soley Trinity has the most beautiful blue eyes I've seen in a while!
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Accept my apologies, oh glorious Shlongy. I never meant to upset your condition with my meaningless drivel. It must be tough to be unable to skip over a conversation that you find boring. To think of all the hours you must waste, the horror!
I hope your worthless life has been improved because you've insulted a stranger on the internet. You're such a macho man. You should be so proud.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:17:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorpe is hilarious
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MANIC- You look much better since you gave up the pipe. Nice going. Email me some more pictures from THAT roll of film.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:15:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My 5 year old took that picture.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:14:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, My apologies.
I should have used a MATURE insult like "twat"...the way YOU did.
Fat AND retarded? What a catch.
PS. NOW shut the fuck up, or at least occupy your hands with another loaf of Oscar Mayer baloney. You're killing the mood.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:14:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my, aren't WE just an interesting cross section of humanity?
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:09:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
That's what Habeeb looks like??
I imagined him looking like Beavis.
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Again, that is not Habeeb. I'm the only one that has a real picture of him. I will tell you this, though: he does NOT look like Beavis. At all.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:04:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ooooohhh...
You sure told me, Krissi.
Because YOU said it, I'll stop.
PS. Go load up on another ice cream sandwich, you fucking cow.
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Right, cause I'm huge. That's such a juvenile insult. Grow up.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:11:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looking back over this, it's really quite a smorgasboard of pretty ladies.
My god.
*cries*
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:09:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's what Habeeb looks like??
I imagined him looking like Beavis.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ooooohhh...
You sure told me, Krissi.
Because YOU said it, I'll stop.
PS. Go load up on another ice cream sandwich, you fucking cow.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:50:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Krissi...where in CT?
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I'll email. I was on Block Island two weeks ago and thought of you.
P.S. I miss you like hell.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Krissi...where in CT?
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy -
Piss off, you twat. I had stopped talking... and I wasn't even talking to you in the first place.
PS. Please punch yourself in the face. Thanks.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:41:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*adds another Manic Mother is hot comment*
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:38:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
super
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:37:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:32:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
ghola dear looks like ghola dear and can slice and dice you with lethal katanas
Ghola, I think you are gorgeous, by the way, and in no way did I mean a disservice to you.
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Two reasons she's my wifey.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:36:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Krissi- Please, tell us more about your living arrangements.
It's as interesting as watching a turd circle the fucking bowl.
PS. Shut up already.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:35:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hoped it wasn't you. I thought to myself "There's no way in hell Alex would wear white socks with sandals." You wouldn't, would you?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:32:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:25:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:12:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
The fact that Ghola has the haircut of a 9 year old really makes my penis hard.
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You and the underage references today, I swear.