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Category: General

Rating: 0.16 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by onewetleg <onewetleg.at.sbcglobal.net> (View user info) at 2006-07-24 03:16:08 EDT


Down the hall to the
bathroom. It's always an adventure and I
never know what I will find there. Once I found a wig full of vomit.
Good times.

The other day was just an ordinary day. Nothing
exciting or out of the ordinary happened until I went to release my
final pee pee of the day into the wilds of the San Francisco sewer
system.

I saw...

This...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v438/onewetleg/072106/me0706028.jpg

I ran back to the room and grabbed my camera. I got this lovely, dark and
blurry shot and then I peed on the whole thing and flushed it. It went
down with out making much of a fuss, only taking two flushes to be
entirely gone.

If you can't tell what that is floating in the bowl, I'll tell you.
It's prawns, carrots and potatoes.
How it got there, I don't know.
Just thought I would share it with you.

I showed the photos to coworkers #1 and #2. #2 who is always there with
the quips, quipped "Only you would think to get a camera and take
photos of that."

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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-11 09:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I showed the photos to coworkers #1 and #2. #2 who is always there with
the quips, quipped "Only you would think to get a camera and take
photos of that.""""


Quiptastic!

Submitted by onewetleg (user info) at 2006-07-26 19:05:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, in that case, thank you very much. I had fun. If I find something I think is worthy, I will post again.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-25 03:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by onewetleg (user info) at 2006-07-24 19:37:42 (#)
Ranking: 0

This person is either a shitty alter or someone who got here to take up space. Look at the profile. Nothing there.
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Neither. just a long time lurker who finally found something Uberworthy to share. My bathroom is shared with a few flatmates and it's always an adventure.

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I was talking about TheUniter. We can all tell it was your first post because you have <onewetleg.at.sbcglobal.net> at the end of your name. Very few people know that it's there until they post. For a first post this was good, and I hoope to see more from you. You did good.

Submitted by onewetleg (user info) at 2006-07-24 19:37:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This person is either a shitty alter or someone who got here to take up space. Look at the profile. Nothing there.
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Neither. just a long time lurker who finally found something Uberworthy to share. My bathroom is shared with a few flatmates and it's always an adventure.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:38:33 (#)
Ranking: -2

Not good at all. At least try and be funny with a picture like that.

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This person is either a shitty alter or someone who got here to take up space. Look at the profile. Nothing there.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Not good at all. At least try and be funny with a picture like that.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:38:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by onewetleg (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:39:44 (#)
Ranking: 0

Your toilet works fine, but now my soup will taste like sewage and piss. I'm also giving you a +2.
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Perhaps your toilet will smell like prawns and potatoes. Who knows.

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Or the more likley sewage and piss smell.

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-07-24 12:34:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

toilet stew.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I remember when The Knack did this tune.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I passed a potato that size once.

I then needed 11 stitches. Promptly.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-24 11:19:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:18:28 (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.drnatura.com/picture_gallery.html
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You totally have that site bookmarked. Do you work for them? Is the pay shitty?

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:18:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.drnatura.com/picture_gallery.html

Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2006-07-24 10:01:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Looks normal to me...

Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:48:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

When hosting dinner parties, I always use the toilet as opposed to the crock pot.

Submitted by Happily_Agnostic (user info) at 2006-07-24 09:27:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If your shitting out carrots and prawns, you really need to go to your doctor


Submitted by dove666 (user info) at 2006-07-24 08:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Never fix prawns with potatos

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:55:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

It was alright.

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-07-24 06:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

That is so supremely odd, and yet not quite as interesting as I'd hoped.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

So apparently all my victims end up in your toilet. Weird.

Submitted by onewetleg (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Your toilet works fine, but now my soup will taste like sewage and piss. I'm also giving you a +2.
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Perhaps your toilet will smell like prawns and potatoes. Who knows.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:27:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by onewetleg (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:23:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

Nah, it was you who ruined my toilet. oo, I'm giving me a plus 2.N

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Your toilet works fine, but now my soup will taste like sewage and piss. I'm also giving you a +2.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by onewetleg (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:24:48 (#)
Ranking: 0

That's why they call it the "Golden Gate"

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Like a golden shower, but they only hit your leg

Submitted by onewetleg (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:24:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That's why they call it the "Golden Gate"

Submitted by onewetleg (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nah, it was you who ruined my toilet. oo, I'm giving me a plus 2.N

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

did you know that's collected everyday, for the tourists, on Grant St?

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-24 03:17:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

So it was you who ruined my soup.


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