Repost of Auto +2 (927 hits)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (View user info) at 2006-07-24 13:42:05 EDT
For those of you who can't read the attachment, some(AsshOly) requested a repost so you can see it. I give you the full repost of Auto +2. Also because It's a repost, my rules change a little. See if you can spot the differences. Also quit auto +2ing people you cunt fuckers, you've allready fucked up my list, and I'm probably not doing another one of these.
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This is a list of things that ( sealclubber ) have gotten people +2s and more specifically, auto +2s, no matter how awsful the post really is, it is garunteed a +2. This is ( loki ) to help others who feel the shameless need to improve their score. This is to ( Pirates ) give uberers something to look at while at work and still look like their working and helps kill time. This is not a request for an auto +2 in any way at all. I just really needed to kill time, so I went through ( Led Zeppelin ) all the searches ( porn ) for "auto +2" on the list. Some of you might read it and say "-2DIE ilikesteak, I auto +2d someone and it isn't on ( The Grateful Dead ) the list" or "-2DIE, I don't understand how the list is set up", and to these I say fuck you, I did this my way and wasted time that I could ( TTOM ) have been using to post my usual awesomeness, like my review of thew US armed forces, specifically requested by JonnyX in http://www.ubersite.com/m/90380 and it's coming when I find the picture.
I love cut, paste, and copy.
Here is the list in all it's glory.
+2 for mountain time?
Auto +2 hitler youth
+2 for the title.
+2 in the hopes of a lesson learned about when not to bite your tongue.
Worthy of a +2
Here's your +2
auto +2 for Ponyboy
+2 Outsiders
No pirates, therefore to auto +2 *weeps*
my only Auto +2 rules are for Brits or BTiLC.
demanded by someone as an auto +2
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then Bob shall get auto +2's
Tribe
Brownies
Cavs
Weezer
Teny D
The Zep
orgasmatic
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i SHOULD +2 FOR LOST AND csi
I'll leave a +2 for now in anticipation of the viewing later tonight.
No Opeth? No Bruce Lee? No auto +2.
vigoda +2
Auto +2 Fighting Irish.
Auto +2 Salma Hayek.
Auto +2 Filename.
Auto +2 Gratuitous Lesbians.
Auto +2 Van Damme.
Auto +2 Halo 2.
Auto +2 Science Diagram.
Auto +2 The Big Lebowski.
Tits, Led Zep, two girls kissing and the Big Lebowski were all I needed to give this a +2.
Bolo Yeung and Abe Vigoda! Automatic +2.
+2 for the skill involved in making this file have a cached size of '1337kb'.
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Grateful Dead
Lenny
Halo
Steelers
all = auto +2
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Salma Hayek +2 Lots of butts +2 Beaver shot +2
Mexico +2 Texas +2 Cleveland teams -2
Jack Black +2 Yankees -2 Halo 2 +2
Muscle car +2 Pirates +2 Fighting Irish +2
Lesbians +2 Bosh +0 Miyagi +2
Daniel Larusso -8 Van Damme +1 Deadzo0rs +2
Magilla Gorilla -8 Aardvark/Anteater+2 Madden +2
Reefer Madness +10 (GOLD, I LAUGHED A LOT WITH THAT POSTER)
Fusion fusion +2 Lost +10 Last ass&thong +8
Hockey: +2
Steelers: +2
Lesbians: +2
Tenacious D: +2
Reefer: +2
Lost: +2
you are deserving of another +2 for Kathie Lee's nipzorz
Auto +2 for the nun
+2 for stuff.
Penguins=auto+2
you said sophie monk was auto +2
Pictures of Salma Hayek
Pictures of Salma Hayek naked
Pictures of Salma Hayek clothed
Pictures of Salma Hayek partially cloted
Sweaty man cock.
good posts =auto +2
I always +2 you because you're my long lost twin.
I also always +2 Swampy because he's my dad.
And I always +2 posts about SEC football, because that's the Dawgs' conference.
I guess for me the only thing that gets an Auto+2 is the Grateful Dead and any post that links to my post.
FISH!!!!
Sophie Monk.
Shlongy hate posts
BPW posts
NO Saints posts
VA posts
Posts with boobies
Posts that have pentameter's face featured as a cut-out to put over your own GF's face whilest engaging in teh SeXXorS....
Beaver
Texas
Michigan
Australia
Beaver
Mexico
Volcanos
Beaver
Jeanneee Posts
Wildlife
Snow
Beaver
Cleveland
Cleveland Indians
Cleveland Browns
Cleveland Cavaliers
Weezer
porn
Tenacious D
my name (or a reference to me)
Led Zeppelin
huskies
yankees
monica bellucci
my name in a positive reference
halo and halo 2
anything with bosh is the only way i can AUTO +2
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You forgot one. CookieLass (because I secretly love her.)
The only long-standing Auto +2 anyone will ever get out of me is my Pirate +2. Any pirate story, regardless of quality, gets an auto +2. Any other Auto +2 out of me is just because I found something funny in it, and I probably won't remember why I did it 2 weeks later.
I don't participate in the auto brit +2 secret pact, because despite being british myself, I never benefit from it.
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jerry orbach or any of the law and order svu cast
cute puppy/ any cute animal
makes me laugh out loud
a GOOD "list of things that annoy me"
surveys that let you be totally narcissistic and answer questions about yourself
BOSH
Bloodsport
Karate Kid
NY Yankees
Pittsburgh Steelers
Use of my real name
Orphans
Chinatown
Failed CPR attempts
Wine snobs
Peter Falk
Magilla Gorilla
Anteaters
My name in any context
Positive references to NBA basketball
The NY Giants
The Big Lebowski
any cheese or butter substitute other than margerine (i.e. Velveeta or I cant believe it's not butter)
Cereal cartoon mascots
Soylent Green
Chong Li (I'll actually accept any reference to throwing blindness powder into someone's face)
That other guy from Bloodsport who danced around like a monkey
The Lindbergh baby
Reefer Madness
Nose Ring infections
Gum Disease
Vic Mackey
Hood ornament stealing
peener
bajiner
fusion
the King of Pop
my name
anyone calling Caulaincourt a homosexual or a derivative thereof
whoever puts the words "fuck" and "apollo" as their image file name in some combination
"what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?"
Penguins.
Sesame Chicken.
A nice butt.
pro-red sox posts
uberversary posts
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CSI
Michael Jackson
Lost
Camwhores
Most posts about me
awww lets face it... I +2 any old shit
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bitchin' Camaros
lesbians
hate posts in which I am featured
tribute posts in which I am featured
gianduia gelato
San Diego
the Montreal Canadiens
David Hasselhoff
Gwen Stefani
Daisy Fuentes
crude Photoshop pics in which David Hasselhoff, Gwen Stefani, and Daisy Fuentes are having intercourse
Kathie Lee Gifford (you don't EVEN want to know about my Kathie Lee Gifford fantasies)
sashimi
Kathie Lee Gifford and sashimi (OK, I _am_ going to stop now)
+2 for taking advantage
+2 for Vintage porn.
loki=auto+2
Auto +2 Philly
Pets auto +2
The previous +2 is because that's the coolest dog rescue story I've ever heard
retaliatory -2 = auto +2
Habeeb auto +2
Post about loki=auto+2
Auto DeLorean +2
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-07-18 01:29:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
So I'm driving home from the gym, right? And there's a lightning storm going on. Not much rain, slight drizzle, and it's about 85 degrees, and this lightning is all over the place. I'm thinking this is perfect running weather. So I jog down to a high school near me and start running on their track. About ten minutes in, a huge fucking lightning bolt hits a power pole across the street to which I am running adjacent; about 25 yards away from me. The power box on the pole (I cant think of their technical name right now) explodes and I jump sideways, twist in the air and faceplant on the ground and sprint the fuck away. I have never been more scared. On my way home, I'm thinking this is the third time in as many days I've almost died. Alright God, you made your point.
+2 for everybody on the front page for me still being alive.
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My +2 doesn't count, but this was so good I'll give you one anyways.
auto +2 for the Goat...but I'll take a 1971 Plymouth Superbird, if we're giving out dream cars...
Targa auto +2
Auto plus two GTO
auto giant cupcake +2
Electro = auto +2.
Auto hottie +2
Auto +2 AHTT (for the record, it's not actually auto +2..each one is earned.)
TTOM = Auto +2
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-2 for lowering your standards to the MS Paint peenar comp
+2 for making a skit with it
+2 for being sorry about it
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chicks+guns+death = auto +2
+2 for not tipping.
Here is a +2 for being drunk while I rate stuff.
Auto +2 for ceiling cat
Auto +2 for your username. I fucking love Homestar Runner
Auto response from method: Shit myself, brb
well, auto +2 for the title, of course.
Test +2 to see if it comes back to the front page
test +2 to see if my ratings have been taken away
For voicing an opinion and not giving a fuck about ratings and the general Uberites opinion, you get the +2.
Sphagnum = AUTO +2
Auto +2 Ed walking with Ein
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KindaNews: "Handsome Latina=auto+2" Um, I've been called lots of things, most are deserved. But I've never been called a chick before. Except in prison and I don't want to talk about that time.
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Wookie's unite AUTO +2
auto plus two LSD
auto +2 for Gonzo
Auto Feety +2
APW = Auto +2
I have seen the light. I will now auto +2 every formulaic piece of shit you write.
Auto +2: "Man, this mother fucker is so cool, when sheep go to sleep, they count him."
auto-monkey +2
Auto +2 Philly
+2 because you're still one of my favorites.
Post about loki=auto+2
Auto DeLorean +2
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auto +2 for the Goat...but I'll take a 1971 Plymouth Superbird, if we're giving out dream cars...
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Targa auto +2
auto giant cupcake +2
Auto +2 AHTT (for the record, it's not actually auto +2..each one is earned.)
TTOM = Auto +2
yes. auto 2 for firecracker ass.
Auto Godfather +2
Auto +2 huge picture.
That's Denzel!! Auto Den +2
WallaWallaClickyClickyYohimboJimbo auto +2
Auto +2 for Hockey
Auto graffiti +2
Auto monkey meat +2
Tom Cruise hate=Auto +2
+2 Fingerprints
Skeletor auto +2
auto natural disaster +2
Auto +2 anything Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
Auto rape +2
AUTO +2 TITLE MADE ME HOT
auto +2 for assmaster
making sweet lil sac mad = auto+2
making bubbaloon mad = auto +2
Ladybuggery Auto+2
Auto +2 for having a vagina.
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-07 13:02:44 (#)
Ranking: -1
1. If what you say is true, then there should be a two drink minimum on all driving, multiple person cars are to be banned, and if you get pulled over and can walk a straight line, you are driving with too low BAC, and escorted to the nearest bar.
2. The tears of newly orphaned children are the only thing in this world that can comfort me after I hear the laughter of children, and that should have been recorded and posted, and if you do, I'll auto +2 all your posts from now on.
3. This was a shit post.
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Auto +2 for symapthy.
Auto voicewhore +2
Auto "burning american flag" +2
AUTO +2 Willowy Russian Slut
Anyone who drops 14-16" in the waist deserves an auto +2. Well done, young man.
Auto actual mental person +2
Auto FishCunt +2
TL = Auto +2
Auto basketball +2
French fan= auto +2
Ponytail auto +2.
Auto-Community Counseling +2
Auto +2 anti-social-ness
Auto hot grandma +2
Auto +2 for DK reference... but please, spare us any more images of your darling little face.
D_R. What happened to the auto-Sphagnum +2?
Auto +2 slut
auto sealclubber +2.
Auto "loki got a raise" +2
+2 poop
User Reviews
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-25 03:38:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-07-24 21:35:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, it did have Zeppelin
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As anything good does.
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-07-24 21:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, it did have Zeppelin
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-24 20:16:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:35:41 (#)
Ranking: -1
bit boring to read actually.
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Silence whore.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-24 20:14:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-24 18:12:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
TTOM auto +2 WOOOO!
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Somebody found his place on the list.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-24 20:11:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:48:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
Auto stupid name dropping +2
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That was a +2? Damn my shitty computer screen.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-24 18:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TTOM auto +2 WOOOO!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:43:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Maternal rape = auto +2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:35:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
bit boring to read actually.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:01:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
umm what loser took the time to compile all of this?
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See the words "Submitted by" Take a fucking guess.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:17:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Auto -2 Adam.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
umm what loser took the time to compile all of this?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Auto stupid name dropping +2
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Someone put Auto +2 Bart on the uberboard.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:44:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-24 15:00:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
You are a confusing little person.
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How am I confusing?
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-07-24 16:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
stats
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-24 15:04:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2006-07-24 15:00:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Your research seems to indicate that the perfect post contains a naked Selma Hayek engaging in lesbian activity.
That's such a nice thought. I hope someone does a post on that soon.
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You mean the one where she's riding Kathie Lee Gifford while wearing a pirate hat with a firecracker in her ass. Homestar is raping a puppy on the screen in the background. I'd +2 that.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-24 15:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto "old lady buttsecks" +2
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2006-07-24 15:00:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Auot +2 midgets
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2006-07-24 15:00:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your research seems to indicate that the perfect post contains a naked Selma Hayek engaging in lesbian activity.
That's such a nice thought. I hope someone does a post on that soon.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-24 15:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are a confusing little person.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto-colonic irrigation +2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:53:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:37:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Why would you auto +2 for philly???
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I think that was my review, peon.
I see a handful that were either left by me, or ones left on my posts. I enjoy ridiculous auto +2s.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:51:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:47:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
It had something to do with Average Dan posting a picture of himself and everyone got to see that he's prematurely bald. As in, not even in his 30's yet and has a head like bowling ball.
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He's getting turtle wax for christmas.
Submitted by Scy_fy_junkie (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:08:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck the re-posts.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:47:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It had something to do with Average Dan posting a picture of himself and everyone got to see that he's prematurely bald. As in, not even in his 30's yet and has a head like bowling ball.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:39:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
There was the Auto Rogaine +2 as well, you know, for the older crowd.
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Wasn't there one for Auto +2 Viagra. It's not on the list because I'm not sure.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:39:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
There was the Auto Rogaine +2 as well, you know, for the older crowd.
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Is that like the Auto Little Blue Pill +2 that Shlongy needs?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:37:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Why would you auto +2 for philly???
You live there??
If so please provide an address so I can break off your fingernails for -2'ing me
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It was one of the many I found here. If you think it'll work, then whore it, but until you do, kindly fuck off.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There was the Auto Rogaine +2 as well, you know, for the older crowd.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why would you auto +2 for philly???
You live there??
If so please provide an address so I can break off your fingernails for -2'ing me
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:34:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My highest ranking post ever so far.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:27:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:19:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
retaliatory -2 = auto +2
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That was one of mine!
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And mine, although corn_nugget didn't much appreciate it.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:24:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WallaWallaClickyClickyYohimboJimbo auto +2
I wrote this one. I think that auto +2 has seen it's one and only use. WallWallClickyClickyYohimboJimbo just doesn't come up that often...
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:24:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
there is indeed an Auto +2 Average_Dan, but the pig nuts thing never really caught on.
Maybe it did, but I don't like to talk about it.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:19:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
retaliatory -2 = auto +2
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That was one of mine!
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:15:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know for damn sure that the list isn't complete, so anyone who would like to list more here, feel free.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:14:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lovely, glad you didn't forget jerry orbach.
is phil collins in there though? he always gets auto +2 from me.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:14:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto repost +2
What?
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:13:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You forgot the Auto Average Dan +2 and the derivitive, Auto Pigs' Nuts +2. The latter of which came from this post:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/78348
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well, I guess I have to update my list then
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck the re-posts.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:00:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
i dont know why, but im confused as to how to rate this
auto+2+2?
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It'd be "+2 auto+2"
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:02:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Everybody is either in the list, on the list, or I didn't see it.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:00:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i dont know why, but im confused as to how to rate this
auto+2+2?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-24 14:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the image is fine, the filename needs work. I don't think I left any of those auto +2s
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:52:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:47:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
filename sucks
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It does go well with the post though. Besides, what the fuck kind of image can I really get to go with a post of Auto +2? It was the best I could come up with.
*steals more images from google*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 auto +2 list.
Actually, while I'm encouraged to +2 this because of the following:
"Auto Feety +2"
Seeing this on the list earned the rating:
"Auto +2 for the nun"
Reading that out of context makes me ask far too many questions.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:48:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and again, that is my darling little face being referenced there
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-24 13:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
filename sucks