Girlfriend Application (1094 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.43 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <ejryuu.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-07-24 18:08:36 EDT
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Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2006-07-25 11:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No alts here, unfortunately. Maybe then they'd have an excuse for the .bmp thing. And because of your false accusation, we probably won't be dating.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-25 02:33:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Method stop dusting off your sub-1000 alts.
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2006-07-25 00:15:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH HEAVENS ME, THIS WAS A .bmp and not a .jpg. negative two you wretch!!! you vile fiend. and you'll get more of the same if you try it again. (takes out snuff box and takes a little toot and proceeds to adjust my powdered wig and waltz away)
get over it, this was funny.
although there is something to be said about zombie porn, and while ive never seen "frankenhooker" it seems like a totall winner. you should try "repenetrator", my favorite zombie porn by far...
Submitted by cascade (user info) at 2006-07-24 23:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
is it a bad thing that I'd score positive points on this thing?
Submitted by JDL (user info) at 2006-07-24 22:19:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You had me at 'Jello'.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 20:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I REALLY wanted to +2 this but not only is it a bmp, I can't even make out what it says on it. The printing is in some kind of microscopic font.
So throw in the white towel and post again NEXT July.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-07-24 19:54:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you lost me where you said a moment of piece and quiet is better than being fucked.
...oh yeah... and when you linked your .jpg.
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-07-24 18:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This as a Jpeg would be about 350kb
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-24 18:39:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ænima.
Can we spoon now?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-24 18:39:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-24 18:29:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Have a zero because it looks like you spent a long time on that shit
Repost sans the bmp gheyness and I will +2.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-24 18:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Because you have to do more than change it from .bmp to .jpeg for it to be a jpeg fuckwit...
You know how I know that is what you did? Because a 5mb jpeg would be fucking huge, i mean FUCKING HUGE.
That is all
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-24 18:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
.bmps make baby jesus cry.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2006-07-24 18:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And I put so much work into this to get it done before I left work!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-07-24 18:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's probably too big of a file, i dunno. 5 mb seems like a lot for an attatchment on this site, but i might be wrong...
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2006-07-24 18:09:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For fuck's sake, why is this a .bmp?!