College Days (NSFW) (2026 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.22 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Jewfag (View user info) at 2006-07-24 20:09:59 EDT
This is a true story that I wrote about because Hack_McCallum asked me to prove my writing ability. Enjoy.
When I was at college I shared an apartment with Bob and Simon. We each had our own room so I was a little surprised when I saw Bob coming out of Simon's room early one morning. He didn't see me and I was dying to know what he was doing in there.
I secretly fancied both of them. They were as different as chalk and cheese but both as sexy as fuck. Bob was slender and delicate looking with bright red hair and alabaster skin. Simon was big and buff and blonde. I guess you could say he was a real jock and he was on a sports scholarship. He was always talking about women and pussy so I just assumed he was what he made himself out to be.
I knew that Bob dated girls so I had hidden my desperate lust for him. He was real shy and I had never seen him naked. Simon often walked around naked and the sight of his big, tight ass always sent me hurrying into the toilet to have a big, fat wank. Often times I would have to pump out two or three loads before I could get over the lust that he stirred up. I'd even seen him with a hardon once. It was a little under five inches long but incredibly fat, like a salami. He had large, smooth balls that hung in a tight pouch under his circumcised cock.
The next day we all went out for a meal and had a bit to drink. We were all a bit tipsy when we got home and I noticed that Simon and Bob were a bit free with their hands, touching each other every now and then.
'How long have you two been going together?' I asked.
They both blushed.
'We're not going together.' Simon replied. 'We just like messing about now and then.'
'Charming.' I snapped.
'I take it you disapprove.' Bob said.
'No. I'm just jealous.' I replied. 'I'm the one who is gay and you two claim to be straight, and yet I'm not getting any action, while you two are!'
'Come here.' Simon said, and gestured for me to come and sit next to him on the sofa.
The moment I sat down his arms went around my shoulder and he started kissing me. I don't know where he learned to kiss like that but he must have had a mighty good teacher. I could feel a sexual heat creep across my neck and chest as I melted in his arms. His big, strong hand started stroking my belly and chest. My nipples were soon rock hard. And then I felt a second hand slide under my shirt. I just about jumped out of my skin as Bob's fingers made contact with my flesh. He gently tweaked my nipples and sent waves of pleasure racing around my body.
Simon started tugging at my belt buckle. I raised my hips as he dragged my jeans off. My seven inch cock was poking into my belly when he grabbed hold of it. His warm hand closed around my throbbing tool and I just about lost my load. He slowly jacked my cock as he continued to kiss me. Bob meanwhile, had moved down to sucking my nipples. I had no idea that a body could receive so much pleasure. But the best was yet to come.
A warm mouth closed around my cock head and started to take me in. I would have cried out in delight if it were not for the fact that Simon had his tongue buried down my throat. As Bob ate my cock Simon took over his role of teasing my nipples. He was much more rough than Bob had been, really crushing them between thumb and forefinger. I felt really confused as it was both painful and pleasurable at the same time.
In fact it was too much for me. My body went rigid, and my mind went blank, as my cock started pumping off inside Bob's mouth. He came off me as I broke off my embrace with Simon. I watched as the horny pair shared my spunk between them before getting down to a really hot fuck.
The sight of Simon's big, smooth ass clenching and unclenching as he nailed Bob's ass was just the horniest thing I had ever seen. Despite dropping a load just a few minutes previously I was soon hard again. This time I took it slow as I worked my hand over my raging hardon.
'Ooh yes, fuck me hard!' Bob growled.
I went and knelt close to the horny pair so I could watch Simon's slippery cock slide into Bob's wanting ass. Simon winked at me and pulled his cock all the way out before plunging back in again. Bob gasped and begged for more so Simon repeated the stroke, over and over. Each time he withdrew I caught site of his swollen, blood red cock head. I knew he was close.
I put my finger in Simon's mouth and he sucked on it greedily. The feel of his warm tongue wrapped around my finger was out of this world. The only sound was my heavy breathing and Bob's fucked loose asslips as they received Simon's throbber. I increased the tempo of my stroking and felt my chest get tight.
My balls drew up close to my prick and I knew the end was close. My fist flew up and down my dick as orgasm started to send my pleasure receptors into overdrive. But the harder I stroked the more my orgasm seemed to be eluding me. On and on I whacked my by now aching rod. And then I got an idea.
I got behind Simon and spat into my hand. I slicked up my cockhead and pressed it against his bung hole. The moment my cock head entered that warm tight chamber I knew it had done the trick. Seconds later I felt close to passing out as another heavy load of cum gushed out of my cock and into his ass.
I felt Simon clench his assring around my cock as I tried to ease it out of him. Fortunately I stayed hard as he milked my spent pole and rode it to orgasm. His loud grunt was followed seconds later by Bob's ecstatic cries. We all collapsed in a heap and drifted off to sleep.
User Reviews
Submitted by IntangibleHands (user info) at 2006-08-04 06:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I could have sworn you wrote "prove" your writing ability.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-07-27 18:06:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-07-24 19:46:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
Bleh
I vomit in my mouth a little bit every time I see "S. William Moore II" somewhere on Ubersite.
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Too bad your opinion is about as important as the other million people that have viewed my stuff. I meet strangers that tell me they've seen my paintings, posts, and website. You're in the 1% of people that don't like what I do. Recognition is one of the most important things for an artist to have, and I get massive amounts of it through the internet.
So feel free to hate me, because it doesn't make any difference. At least I get something out of the time I waste on this website.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-26 18:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Also, Bob and Simon sound like fag names. Who wants to read a story about a couple of fags?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gold, I apreciate you ability to make fun of yuorself Zoid...
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-26 18:05:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This makes me want to gouge my eyes out, or jerk off, one of the two but I am not sure...
WTF is your problem with me man? I don't think I did anything to piss you off other than not like music that you like...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88832#2076297
Zoidberg, you crack me up man. Fucking fag...
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-07-26 00:08:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-07-26 00:01:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
WAIT...SO ARE YOU GAY?
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Is Electro autistic?
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-07-26 00:01:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WAIT...SO ARE YOU GAY?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I couldn't stop laughing at this corntacular piece of shit.
Assring.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Another thing, spitting on your hand to lube up your dick?
With a guy who is reasonably tight, that definitely not going to do it, unless the bottom is a grand canyon with hair.
Generally a lube of some sort is needed. Now lotion can work in a pitch, but it really dries out quickly, plus most lotions are scented and that can irritate the colon.
Vaseline is a bit of a gay myth, its only the freaky folks who use that, for while it stay slick, it's far too difficult to clean up, and really creates quite a nasty feeling.
Lube is the best bet. I prefer KY over Astroglide, as Astroglide leaves a lot of sticky residue to clean up.
Now I understand, it sounds hotter to say you're using spit as a lube, but you're compromising your artistic virtues. Are you really willing to pander to an audience rather than engaging in your own powers of elaboration?
It is possible to make the lubing scene hot even, the thought of spit will just call to mind too many raw dicks in the minds of your gay reader.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2006-07-25 20:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Plus, we never really go to sleep right after an orgy.
We're usually too high on meth.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-25 19:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN GHEY MENZ
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-07-25 10:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto Hack_McCullam +2
I didn't read it after that, but I'm sure I would have approved of it's wholesome content.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-25 09:59:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fags...
Submitted by WatchMyStep (user info) at 2006-07-25 05:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Pretty funny.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2006-07-25 00:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think the problem is you jump straight to the anal sex, instead of letting the tension build up.
Sure in our random, drug-fueled fuckfests, we go straight for the brown rosebud, but in just a casual hookup like this, more finesse is required, and a damnsight more foreplay.
Plus your descriptions wander. The audience is left wondering, when you bent over to watch, "Simon's slippery cock slide into Bob's wanting ass" (stanza 16, line 1) what did Simon's stomach look like. Did he have rippling abs. Did he apply lube? How did Simon's slippery cock get to be slippery? Half the fun is in the foreplay, and a good bottom will apply lube for the top as a part of that play.
Also if his cock is slippery, there should be some mention of it glistening. Opportunities for descriptive metaphors abound, but go unacted upon.
Now that being said, care must be taken. As Macaulay once said, "The sure sign of the general decline of an art is the frequent occurrence, not of deformity, but of misplaced beauty. In general tragedy is corrupted by eloquence." While this is hardly a tragedy, the need for good descriptive metaphors makes too many erotica authors strain for beauty where simplicity is a virtue, indeed a verity of assfucking stories. Resist the call to talk of "Simon's turgid member, thrusting from his curly pubes like a purple headed jungle warrior peering through the trees his next conquest, and sighting at last Bob's quivering manpudding."
Also, Bob and Simon sound like fag names. Who wants to read a story about a couple of fags?
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2006-07-24 23:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
redheads are hot
I think I could pull off better gay erotica than this though
either way, I'll use this story tonight, thanks
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-24 23:15:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I won't deny that I laughed.
Submitted by JDL (user info) at 2006-07-24 22:18:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Offensive can be funny so +2 to you and suck my dick.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-07-24 22:14:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That was the gayest thing I have ever read.
+2 for the movie. Racist but funny. hah! I know a fat guy who looks just like that guy in the caption.
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-24 21:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ironically, you write in a style strikingly similar to McCallum's.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-07-24 21:38:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
still not as gay as mccallum owning 13 cats
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-07-24 21:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
(as bruno)
greeeaaight, gaye secks
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-07-24 21:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i really MUST turn gay
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-24 20:43:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's only gay if you push back.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-07-24 20:42:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Remember that part in Lord of the Rings where Gandalf Schneider summoned the rock lobster, and the rainbow beams from its distended anus turned all the straight orcs gay, and the party got so fucking HOT that Sauron stopped being a born-again closet fag and got back together with Gandalf and they moved into a nice little brownstone in the Village?
It was just like this.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-07-24 20:38:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahaha
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-24 20:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
gay erotica is so hot
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-24 20:14:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It figures, fatboy.