Girlfriend Application - now with less .bmps! (1029 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.08 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <ejryuu.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-07-25 01:08:23 EDT
Now it'll earn all of that negative feedback for totally different reasons. WOOOOO!
User Reviews
Submitted by justagirl27 (user info) at 2006-08-04 00:20:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
cute :)
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-25 18:42:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-25 01:32:33 (#)
Ranking: -1
the rest sucked.
IM A FUCKING RTACIST
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what have you got against the Rapid Transit Authority, fucknuts?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-25 17:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for effort
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-07-25 14:15:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This didn't suck.
It had some subtle humor/truth in the distinctions between +1 and +2, that I didn't think were "classic" sexist.
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-07-25 13:31:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Silence is the best answer
Submitted by BananaPhone (user info) at 2006-07-25 13:13:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What's wrong with a unicycle? Everyone could use a unicycle or two.
Except clowns. Nobody likes clowns.
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2006-07-25 13:12:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The inner dialogue of the girlfriend seemed a little inconsistent on some of the questions, and some minor spelling/grammar issues.
The scoring part made sense to me. You don't necessarily want someone that has all the same interests in music as you, as that would be boring. Girls that are really into other girls tend to be not really able to have a committed relationship. I liked the Peace and Quiet birthday present too. I never get what I want.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-25 12:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am going to give you the +2 because I said I would but there are some major problems here for me...
1)How is thinking touching other girls not -ve?
2)The laundry question, last answer should have read: "I love washing your clothes and sucking your cock"...
3)How is liking tool, zep and incubus wrong? Audioslave sucks ass but the other three rock, would you rather she like Sean Paul?
Thats all i feel like doing now, must have taken alot of effort but it could have been alot funnier/chauvanistic...
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-25 10:45:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn....
The black baby dropped me down to a +13 so....
How you doin?
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-07-25 08:12:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Why does she get more points for making you take out the rubbish?
I'd rather my girlfriend got turned on by folding.
+1 for the effort.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-25 06:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Hmm, that wasn't very funny. Needed less 'classic' sexist and lame jokes. Needed more implication of a truly warped and disturbed psyke through subtly abnormal requirements (overly specific physical requirements that seem to resemble a middle aged woman for example).
Perhaps also a picture of a fat kid having his head kicked open or decapitated cat head.
Submitted by lossy (user info) at 2006-07-25 06:18:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
started well - got a bit bored towards the end.
But i am gona print this off and give it to my girlfriend to complete!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-07-25 05:56:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You really are quite unpleasant. I can't negatively rate anything someone has worked so hard on.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-07-25 05:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for "Kinky sex- better than a unicycle!".
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-07-25 01:52:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I liked this one.
Oh well.
DAMN "RTASCISTS"!!!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-25 01:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
the rest sucked.
IM A FUCKING RTACIST
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-25 01:32:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
black -2
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-07-25 01:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Where the fuck is Oscar Goldman?