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My crazy supermarket. (523 hits)

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Rating: -0.16 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Hair (View user info) at 2006-07-25 07:48:08 EDT

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So I walk into my local super market, or for the Frenchly inclined, "supermarché" (-2).

Being a virile, protestant young man, I fail to notice the Kosher section as par for the course.

It's not that I have anything against my Hebrew cousins, i.e. I don't have anything against my Hebrew cousins, I really don't. (I don't, however, see eye to eye with Israel's current action with the completely disproportionate attacks on the sovereign nation of Lebanon instead of directing just anger against must larger and more aggressive nations like Syria and Iran, but being a local bully is about being an overall gutless shit, right?) I digress.

I live in a very Jewish part of Melbourne, St Kilda. The inner city suburbs from St Kilda, Balaclava then to Caulfield are known as "the bagel belt". So day to day life is peppered with exposure to kosher, kashrut and Krazy old drivers schlepping their tucchas all over the strawss like you wouldn't believe it, so fuggedaboudid, you meshuggenah goy.

For the first time, I noticed at the supermarket the refrigerated Kosher section. It's bang next to the pre packed bacon.

As you can see in the photo, taken by my trusty phone, the bacon is cheek-to-jowl with the schmaltz.

I expect to be bombed momentarily.

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User Reviews

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-20 12:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

meh

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-10-25 01:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i'll give a +1 so i can pimp this:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/83464

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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-10-25 01:36:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

what'l

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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-25 11:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You would be pissed off at the world too if you had to eat that crap.

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Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-07-25 08:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What?

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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-07-25 07:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ever run into John Safran you fucking faggot?

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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-07-25 07:50:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

meh

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party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can
find half an hour a week in which to get funky. I've got to get out of
this rut and back into the groove!

-- Homer Simpson
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