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Respect (496 hits)

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Rating: 0.3 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Whiplash (View user info) at 2006-07-25 17:49:52 EDT


Auto response from ____: At a funeral....

text me...
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As all of you probably know, judging by my enormous popularity and ever-growing cult following on Uber, I'm not the most serious person who has ever lived. Throughout my daily life I'm generally sarcastic and make lots of things that shouldn't be jokes into tasteless and inappropriate comments for lack of better stimulation.

However, for some reason unknown to me, the away message of my un-named acquaintance set me OFF. For someone with absolutely NO shame, I felt a strange combination of embarrassment and some other un-named feeling that I don't feel like describing at the moment.

I feel like it's insensitive and disrespectful. I wouldn't want some whore text messaging on her little t-mobile sidekick while I sat in a casket, rotting.

What do you think Ubersite? I'm obviously making a bigger deal out of this than should be- but I'm at a crucifixion right now and really don't have anything better to do.

Your thoughts?


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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-27 19:07:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WHERE have you been?

If you are here under an alter I demand to know.

Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2006-07-27 18:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Socks are important.

Submitted by HHH (user info) at 2006-07-27 17:50:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

it is a mystery


where other sock?

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-26 08:55:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, it's disrespectful...but at least she wasn't flagging down the hot dog and peanut guy for refreshments.

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-26 04:17:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't want people making a fuss just because someone was on their phone when I'm getting burried.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-07-26 03:04:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's a bit disrespectful.

Submitted by Jarnjonack (user info) at 2006-07-26 02:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

over reacting...doesn't matter. I feel like it isn't so much that they are being disrespectful...more so that they are being Emo. at a funeral... text me... says "Pity me! Somebody I know died! Talk to me so that I can tell you how miserable I am." Wuss. Go buy them some testosterone!

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-07-25 23:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

moo me

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-25 22:45:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That's the thing about being dead. It no longer matters to you what the living may or may not be doing while you're rotting in your box.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-07-25 18:10:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What is the question?

Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2006-07-25 18:04:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

GIVE ME MORE ATTENTION UBERSITE

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-25 18:01:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i dont even have a phone

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-25 17:58:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's what you get for AIMing whores.

















So..wanna IM?

Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2006-07-25 17:57:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i didnt text her, it was AIM

i dont even have a phone that CAN text message

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-25 17:54:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's what you get for texting whores.

I don't think I'd care much once I'm dead, but my family would. They'd choke a bitch.


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said, `Homer, you're a big disappointment,' and, God bless her soul, she
was really onto something.

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