I'm having a party + Camwhore + Word associations (1770 hits)
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Submitted by Ais (View user info) at 2006-07-26 06:04:35 EDT
This isn't really relevant, but I wanted to share anyway - I'm having a housewarming party on Friday, to celebrate moving to a little cottage on the Hoe. However, there is an ulterior motive. The housewarming coincidently falls on a very important anniversary for me, although it's know only to my closest friends. The 28th July marks a year since I last drank, eight months since I last took speed and six months since I last had any illegal substance. I'm pretty proud of myself, since I have been struggling with addiction to various substances for the last six years. Friday marks the longest period of abstinance from any drug for me in the last nine years. I know none of you care, but I wanted to tell someone.
On another note, the real world is pretty damn disturbing. I miss the cushioning that alcohol used to provide.
The camwhore below is just because I wanted to share the joy of wigs. It's not a very flattering photo, but I do love that wig.
ungenially, here's a piece of word association for my creative writing class. five minutes Unedited writing. Now I think you might understand why I have an alcohol problem.It stops me writing shit like this.
Brown eyes. Velvet, chocolate, soft and warm. I have never loved a man with brown eyes. I've fucked a few, maybe more than a few?. Pupils dilating at the point of orgasm, momentarily melting my heart. But I have never loved one of these men. Hazel, coffee bean, wooden, hawthorn, cocoa, muscovado.
I have never loved their smooth/rough, dark/light, warm/cold, hard/soft skins, their bodies and their (each pair different) brown, brown eyes. Impenetrable, deep. I could never tell what these men were thinking. Did they love me? Did they even care for me a little? Or just as sport fuck? Brown eyes fox me - I can't read them. But then my little dog, she curls her self into my lap. Makes herself comfortable, cold wet nose nudging my colder hand out of the way, to make room in my lap. And her brown eyes fill my soul. Fill it with milk and honey. That promised land of happiness. Safety and sanity. A place to rest, secure from the world.
Brown eyes seem deeper. Kinder. As if the person behind them understands. I know they're only eyes; a squidgey, organic, oh-so-breakable part, just like any other. A mouth, a hand, a heart. Doomed to decompose. But I could, I would love to, drown in those eyes forever. They ask you to love them.
Brown eyes. Bloodshot whites. Crinkles, wrinkles framing those eyes. Sunk into a straining face, above me. Sweat dripping from his furrowed brow, but I'm disconnected. Making lists in my head. Things to do today. Note to self. Songs I love. Ways to self-destruct. I can't read those eyes, and they mean nothing to me.
I would like to love a man with brown eyes. Just once. Well, maybe twice. But I can't. I blame my father. It's all to Freudian. He has cold, sharp, hard eyes, blue like shards of glass, like mine. And he has never loved me. I can read blue eyes, and they always seem to judge.
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-01-03 19:54:20 EST (#)
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Grats on being sober. I have some small understanding of the struggle as I have helped others through it.
Hopefully the second part of this took guts to post.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2006-10-24 22:11:12 EDT (#)
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I am not quite sure what to make of this.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-07-28 02:27:20 EDT (#)
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I liked the last thing of yours I read a lot better. Maybe you wrote something like that since. I'm gonna go look.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-28 02:14:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-07-27 19:02:10 (#)
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Straightedge people bore the fucking crap out of me.
But I'll give you a +1 cause I'd still jam it in your pooper.
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*Grins dementedly* they also bored the crap out of me. That's why all my friends are demented alkies.
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-07-27 19:02:10 EDT (#)
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Straightedge people bore the fucking crap out of me.
But I'll give you a +1 cause I'd still jam it in your pooper.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-27 08:55:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MisterDevious (user info) at 2006-07-27 08:00:23 (#)
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Hmmm...never gone down on a *dead* badger...although I have woken up once or twice wishing that I *had*...instead of what I'd actually done...
badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers
MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!
MrDVS
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Oh dear. Beer goggles are one of the things I don't miss about alcohol. I just thank god that my boyo is (in my humble opinion) hot without the benefit of drink.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-07-27 08:22:08 EDT (#)
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Congrats on your sobriety.
Put on your high-heel sneakers, lordy
Wear your wig-hat on your head
Put on your high-heel sneakers, child
Wear your wig-hat on your head
Ya know you're looking mighty fine, baby
I'm pretty sure you're gonna knock 'em dead
--Johnny Rivers
Submitted by MisterDevious (user info) at 2006-07-27 08:00:23 EDT (#)
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Hmmm...never gone down on a *dead* badger...although I have woken up once or twice wishing that I *had*...instead of what I'd actually done...
badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers
MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!
MrDVS
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-07-27 07:39:37 EDT (#)
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Congratulations on your sobriety.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-27 05:13:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-07-27 04:03:07 (#)
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so, uh, you were born as a man right?
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If I'd had a sex change I'd have gone for bigger breasts.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-27 05:12:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-27 04:58:57 (#)
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Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-26 16:22:23 (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-26 16:18:54 (#)
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so you like to fuck Aryan guys, good for you
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Random. Where'd that come from?
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Blue eyes, the implication of big hand gestures, the general tone of 'I don't like dark looking men'.
Which all could possibly be construed as crypto-reverse racism.
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Crikey. You guys are reading alot more into it than me. I've slept with a reasonable number of dark guys, and I do like them. I find brown eyes beautiful, they convey so much emotion. All I meant by it is that the men I tend to fall for look alot like my father, who's tall, with dark hair and skin, and blue eyes. Like I said, it's all a little Freudian.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-27 04:58:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-26 16:22:23 (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-26 16:18:54 (#)
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so you like to fuck Aryan guys, good for you
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Random. Where'd that come from?
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Blue eyes, the implication of big hand gestures, the general tone of 'I don't like dark looking men'.
Which all could possibly be construed as crypto-reverse racism.
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-07-27 04:03:07 EDT (#)
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so, uh, you were born as a man right?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-26 23:42:14 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/90973
Fantasy Football, wooo!!!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-07-26 22:51:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-26 11:33:27 (#)
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Get a tan, skank.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-26 20:52:47 EDT (#)
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And I'm supposed to give a fuck what you think WHY again, "The Uniter"???
PS. Nice Uber name, ya goddamn retard.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-07-26 18:23:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:33:39 (#)
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Blow me, please.
I've been on the site for three weeks and already I know Schlongy is like one of those guys who hang out around the high school/comprehensive years after they graduate because the young kids are more easily impressed than someone his own age.
Pathetic, but amusing. Just not in the way he imagines.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2006-07-26 18:06:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-26 13:31:34 (#)
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Your eyes don't look blue...
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Look brown to me...
Submitted by LadyJay (user info) at 2006-07-26 17:10:22 EDT (#)
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really enjoyed your unedited writing, and congrats on your achievment
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-26 16:22:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-26 16:18:54 (#)
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so you like to fuck Aryan guys, good for you
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Random. Where'd that come from?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-26 16:18:54 EDT (#)
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so you like to fuck Aryan guys, good for you
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:55:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:33:02 (#)
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Sucks that that's a wig as it's probably my favourite hair colour.
The first part of this post was lame, but the "eyes" second half was a good and written decently.
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It kind of rocks, doesn't it?
I had hair that colour for six months, but sadly it makes me look slightly ill.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:45:42 EDT (#)
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I've got brown eyes.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:33:39 EDT (#)
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Blow me, please.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:33:02 EDT (#)
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Sucks that that's a wig as it's probably my favourite hair colour.
The first part of this post was lame, but the "eyes" second half was a good and written decently.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:24:51 EDT (#)
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Well done for saying please though. Your manners are improving.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:24:11 EDT (#)
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Inion - Don't worry. As I said, it's the ugliest photo of me in existance. Last friday was not a good night, and I really should have worn some make-up.
Shlongy - I'm afraid you'll have to find it yourself. The place I knew it was hosted is gone. Nevermind.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:17:34 EDT (#)
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you remind me of monica lewinsky in that. sorry.
:(
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-26 14:54:58 EDT (#)
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Dig out the link, please.
See? There's a nice thing...I said "please".
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-07-26 14:51:36 EDT (#)
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Celebrate your anniversary by washing down some amphetamines with a shot of 151.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-26 14:49:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-26 14:35:14 (#)
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You're not looking hard enough...I have LOTS of nice things to say to people.
For example, the ones that have emailed me pictures of their pussies ALWAYS get a kind word from Shlongy.
I'm that kind of guy.
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A really classy guy then. Aren't you getting any at home? Did you find that porn of me you were looking for, or should I dig out the link so you'll stop -2ing my posts?
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-07-26 14:48:34 EDT (#)
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That is a lowcut shirt! But...
WHERE IS THE CLEAVAGE?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-26 14:35:14 EDT (#)
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You're not looking hard enough...I have LOTS of nice things to say to people.
For example, the ones that have emailed me pictures of their pussies ALWAYS get a kind word from Shlongy.
I'm that kind of guy.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-07-26 13:54:56 EDT (#)
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Been on drugs since 11, way to go!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-07-26 13:50:11 EDT (#)
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who gives a shit
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-26 13:35:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-26 13:31:34 (#)
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Your eyes don't look blue...
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It's difficult to see in that photo, because it's dark and I have huge pupils naturally. But they're very bright blue.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-26 13:31:34 EDT (#)
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Your eyes don't look blue...
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-26 13:18:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-26 10:56:04 (#)
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Was that "bitches" comment supposed to be an insult?
You sure you're 20? Between that lame-ass insult, and the fact that I can smell your box all the way over here...you're either 14 or 68.
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Not an insult, merely a statement of the way you come across - someone who rarely has a nice word to say. I have a policy not sleeping with people like that.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-26 13:16:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-07-26 12:13:43 (#)
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i liked this.
nice wig.
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Thanks. Have to say, I love the wig - despite the fact that it makes me look like I'm having kimo.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-07-26 12:13:43 EDT (#)
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i liked this.
nice wig.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-26 11:33:27 EDT (#)
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Get a tan, skank.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-26 10:56:04 EDT (#)
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Was that "bitches" comment supposed to be an insult?
You sure you're 20? Between that lame-ass insult, and the fact that I can smell your box all the way over here...you're either 14 or 68.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-07-26 10:44:17 EDT (#)
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congrats on quitting.
it takes a lot of will power once you're in too deep.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-26 10:35:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-26 10:27:50 (#)
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Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-26 08:24:09 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-26 08:21:14 (#)
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I liked you better when you were fucked up on the dope.
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Why? Did I accidentally fuck you?
There's no such thing as "accidents" in this case.
Were you any good?
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I've never fucked myself so couldn't tell you, but I come highly recommended. On the other hand, I can't remember you, so you probably weren't.
And it would have been an accident. I don't intentionally sleep with bitches.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-26 10:27:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-26 08:24:09 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-26 08:21:14 (#)
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I liked you better when you were fucked up on the dope.
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Why? Did I accidentally fuck you?
There's no such thing as "accidents" in this case.
Were you any good?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-07-26 10:07:36 EDT (#)
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cock off
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2006-07-26 10:06:43 EDT (#)
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Could've used some polishing up but overall not bad.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-26 10:04:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-26 09:59:58 (#)
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UnderOathMeal - thats why I'm a hippy - all from the earth man..
Pipi - fair enough. To be honest, I rather like the way you take critism well and talk about it, without taking much offence. You'll do well here.
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Hippies rule.
On another note - I'm glad for the critics. You guys let me improve my writing by being honest about where I'm going wrong. At uni I have stupidly high results for creative writing, and people don't give me any advice on how to make it better/readable. I like to explore the things people think suck, because if I understand it, the next piece will be more readable. So thank you all.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-26 10:03:10 EDT (#)
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What Merlina said. Both times.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-26 09:59:58 EDT (#)
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UnderOathMeal - thats why I'm a hippy - all from the earth man..
Pipi - fair enough. To be honest, I rather like the way you take critism well and talk about it, without taking much offence. You'll do well here.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-26 09:49:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-26 09:41:59 (#)
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I'm bored at work and what some....hmmm....right now....I want....LSD or.....hmmmm.....mushrooms. Yeah. But only if I can have a bow and arrow in tree. That would be sweet.......
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Hehehe. Bow and arrows rule. LSD I don't recommend though... I have a friend whose brain is completely fried as a result of one bad tab.
Work sucks. Fortuantly I have the summer off, since I have a loving boyo who's prepared to keep me while I sit on my arse writing my novella.
Where do you work?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-26 09:47:51 EDT (#)
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This is a noobtastic post, but I found something endearing about it.
Congratulations on your recovery. Those who love you are probably relieved. I'm one of the lucky ones who can indulge without too much fear of addiction (except for cigarettes which I've recently quit)but when you're not, you're not and if you don't accept it you might die.
Brown eyes are one of my favorite reasons for living.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-26 09:45:27 EDT (#)
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Merlina - You're right, I wouldn't recommend anyone give up the fun stuff. But I can't control myself, so I have to deal, and mostly I still have fun.
As to the writing, that's word association. Straight from my head and unrevised, so I think its more a case of us thinking very differently than anything else. Appreciate the feedback though. I have a few pieces in different authorial voices I'm experiementing with, which I think you might prefer. Maybe I'll post one at some point.
Death Jester - Nicotine is, in fact, the answer. Bliss and heaven combined. I wouldn't be able to live without drugs and alcohol if I didn't have that joyous addiction.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-07-26 09:43:52 EDT (#)
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UnderOathMeal's list o' safe drugs:
1. Cannabis
2. Shrooms
3. Mescaline/Peyote
UnderOathMeal's list o' fuck-you-up-for-life drugs:
1. Meth
2. Crack
3. Powder (coke)
4. Heroin
5. Oxycontin
6. Speed
7. MDMA (X)
8. LSD (marginally dangerous depending on quantity and frequency of use)
... you'll note that my 'safe' drugs come from the earth and are natural. Coincidence?
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-26 09:41:59 EDT (#)
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I'm bored at work and what some....hmmm....right now....I want....LSD or.....hmmmm.....mushrooms. Yeah. But only if I can have a bow and arrow in tree. That would be sweet.......
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-26 09:18:32 EDT (#)
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You shall not deny me!
With love,
Nicotine.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-26 09:17:02 EDT (#)
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Not sure whether to say "well done about giving up all the fun stuff". But I guess if there's a likelihood that you'd be completly addicted to a dangerous degree, then fair enough I guess.
I wouldn't give any of it up.
I like life with drugs and alcohol (within reason) personally. I say, eat healthily, keep fit and enjoy yourself.
Each to their own though.
And I didn't really like the writing. I'd like to give constructive critism but it wouldn't be much different from what I said before. It's a bit.... flouncy. Not very real to me.
My opinion only of course.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-26 09:04:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-26 08:44:04 (#)
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how old are you?
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20. Why?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-07-26 08:50:47 EDT (#)
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Good job on the quitting stuff.
This post is still stupid, though.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-26 08:44:04 EDT (#)
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how old are you?
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-26 08:24:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-26 08:21:14 (#)
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I liked you better when you were fucked up on the dope.
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Why? Did I accidentally fuck you?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-26 08:21:14 EDT (#)
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I liked you better when you were fucked up on the dope.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-26 08:20:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bigbabylons (user info) at 2006-07-26 07:45:09 (#)
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Right I see, i can't really concentrate when i speak to people with wall eye, never sure
if they are looking at me or something else, thats no joke either.
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It is slightly creepy, isn't it?
I have a different but equally weird focusing problem. When I'm looking at something, it looks like I'm looking up and slightly to the right of it - So I'm permenantly staring over peoples' shoulders.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-26 08:05:43 EDT (#)
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Well personally, I didn't care for the writing a whole terrible bunch due to it's prose like effect it had on me, the reader. I liked the message and given the time frain you had to complete it, I thought your word usage and choices were excellent. It was choppy to me. Insomuch, I will drink to this....j/k. Cheers, j/k again. Hahahahaha, I crack me up.
Submitted by bigbabylons (user info) at 2006-07-26 07:45:09 EDT (#)
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Right I see, i can't really concentrate when i speak to people with wall eye, never sure
if they are looking at me or something else, thats no joke either.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-26 07:42:53 EDT (#)
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One eye looking at you, the other staring at your girlfriend.
Submitted by bigbabylons (user info) at 2006-07-26 07:36:10 EDT (#)
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Also Berty, what the hell is wall eye?
Submitted by bigbabylons (user info) at 2006-07-26 07:35:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-26 06:25:44 (#)
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PLYMOUTH, PLYMOUTH, PLYMOUTH, PLYMOUTH TOWN, HOE!!!!
heh, that never gets old. Never.
I myself can relate to your prejudice against eye darkies; I find it impossible to trust people with wall eye.
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Snarf, snarf, snarf.
Hmmmm, cough.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-26 07:11:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-07-26 07:10:46 (#)
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I liked reading this...and congratulations on your milestone.
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Thanks!
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-26 07:11:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MisterDevious (user info) at 2006-07-26 06:54:24 (#)
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Congrats on the extended sobriety! I've been off the bottle for two and a half years now...reality is hard to face, but at least my liver has stopped sending me death threats.
Brown-eye'd-ly yours,
MrDVS
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Well done to you! The best thing about being sober is not waking up with a mouth that tastes like I went down on a dead badger, and the feeling that my liver is on fire.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-07-26 07:10:46 EDT (#)
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I liked reading this...and congratulations on your milestone.
Submitted by MisterDevious (user info) at 2006-07-26 06:54:24 EDT (#)
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Congrats on the extended sobriety! I've been off the bottle for two and a half years now...reality is hard to face, but at least my liver has stopped sending me death threats.
Brown-eye'd-ly yours,
MrDVS
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-26 06:42:00 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/90030 read that for one of the most fun magic mushroom trips ever.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-26 06:38:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-26 06:36:50 (#)
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Yeah. Mushrooms do that, except then I'm made out of lego. I'm going to get raped. I just fucked up with the front page.
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Oops. Nevermind, just bend over and take it like a man.
I've never had the lego experience. But mushie truffles once convinced me I was made of candyfloss. That was disturbing.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-26 06:36:50 EDT (#)
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Yeah. Mushrooms do that, except then I'm made out of lego. I'm going to get raped. I just fucked up with the front page.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-26 06:35:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-26 06:31:33 (#)
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I'm fairly certain I am a deadly sin. I have 3 pro drug posts, all with one core theme. Do it in moderation....of course i bombed a shit load of MDMA and Base the other day. That was a good day. I found I can run very VERY fast on drugs.
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I approve. MDMA plus phet is my cocktail of choice.
Have you discovered the ability to move like Neo when you take enough speed yet? I have some very fucked up videos of me from my speed freak stage.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-26 06:31:33 EDT (#)
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I'm fairly certain I am a deadly sin. I have 3 pro drug posts, all with one core theme. Do it in moderation....of course i bombed a shit load of MDMA and Base the other day. That was a good day. I found I can run very VERY fast on drugs.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-26 06:31:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-26 06:26:19 (#)
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Dare I camwhore?
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Do it! If I have the balls to put up the ugliest photo of myself in existance you can do it.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-26 06:30:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-26 06:25:44 (#)
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PLYMOUTH, PLYMOUTH, PLYMOUTH, PLYMOUTH TOWN, HOE!!!!
heh, that never gets old. Never.
I myself can relate to your prejudice against eye darkies; I find it impossible to trust people with wall eye.
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Hehehe... I want to know if the Plymouth Ho lives on Plymouth Hoe...
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-26 06:28:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-26 06:21:23 (#)
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I am pro drugs but a lonk whore would not be suitable here. Good for you. I thought I would hate this. I didn't good job. On another note, religious fiction going up in a minute as soon as my mac stops being a cunt.
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*grins* Sounds cool. I'm pro-drugs, but anti-me taking drugs, since I have no self-control and am pretty destructive. I can't stop once I start.
I'm glad you didn't hate it.
Religious fiction sounds cool, would be good to have a read, since the novella for my disertation is called "Seven Deadly Sins".
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-26 06:26:19 EDT (#)
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Dare I camwhore?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-26 06:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
PLYMOUTH, PLYMOUTH, PLYMOUTH, PLYMOUTH TOWN, HOE!!!!
heh, that never gets old. Never.
I myself can relate to your prejudice against eye darkies; I find it impossible to trust people with wall eye.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-26 06:22:30 EDT (#)
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WTF is a 'lonk whore'....you know i meant link right?
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-26 06:21:23 EDT (#)
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I am pro drugs but a lonk whore would not be suitable here. Good for you. I thought I would hate this. I didn't good job. On another note, religious fiction going up in a minute as soon as my mac stops being a cunt.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-26 06:19:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-26 06:15:21 (#)
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Ha Ha, you said 'hoe'.
Someone will now probably say something nasty
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Come on Berty - Are you trying to imply that these people have never heard of Plymouth Hoe?!?! Shocking...
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-26 06:16:23 EDT (#)
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Good for you.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-26 06:15:21 EDT (#)
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Ha Ha, you said 'hoe'.
Someone will now probably say something nasty.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-07-26 06:13:26 EDT (#)
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I'm not really interested in the post to be honest, but well done for kicking the habits
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-26 06:10:04 EDT (#)
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on dear, I have no idea what I meant by "ungenially", so ignore it. I'm using a tablet lappy at the mo, and it gets confused by my hand writing. Sorry