feety sings selections from "songs my daddy wrote" - vol. 1 (1156 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: 1.64 on 51 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by feety (View user info) at 2006-07-26 14:30:48 EDT
so i was out at the mall the other day, sipping on an orange julius and listening to my iPod for a while before i went to see clerks II. there's nothing like drinking the fruity nectar of the gods while listening to clap your hands say yeah, pantera and gordon lightfoot. anyway, i got to thinking, and i realized that i'm totally into music right now and it's something i could see myself pursuing once i'm officially past the age of 0.
beats are my life these days. i think it's because i'm so used to mommy's heart when i crash in her womb for a while.
i tried to find a guitar but it turns out no one makes them small enough for me. bastards, the lot of 'em. hoofhands was useless too, what with having hooves for hands and all. they threw us out of the store after he strummed and broke a $3000 gibson. so since i couldn't sing and accompany myself i did the next best thing and used a backing track. it's cheap and easy, but cut me some slack, bra, i'm not even in the second trimester yet.
so, yeah, i recorded an album over the weekend using nothing but a microphone and moxy. once i find a label this bitch is going to make "thriller" sound like it was cut by a black pedophile.
wait...
A Boy Named Minus Two.mp3 (6 MB) [audio/mpeg]
User Reviews
Submitted by ColchesterDr (user info) at 2007-04-19 00:19:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FEETY FUCKING ROCKS
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-07-29 09:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
woot. with hardcoreness.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-27 11:22:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-07-27 09:52:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
sing whatever you like mr. thorns. i didn't mean to step on any toes, i just live to rock out right now!
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"mr." thorns?
That's UNCLE Thorns to you, junior!
Or so I remember it after that failed attempt to bed your momma. Damn daddy and his ceiling-swashbuckling sword.
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-07-27 09:52:04 EDT (#)
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sing whatever you like mr. thorns. i didn't mean to step on any toes, i just live to rock out right now!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-27 08:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*dies laughing*
FUCKING HILARIOUS
I guess this means that *I* don't have to record this now... :(
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-07-27 07:43:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I couldn't get the file to load.
Have a +2 cos you is so ickle.
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-26 22:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-26 22:32:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Or suitable for anyone with functional senses of reason, taste or self.
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-26 22:25:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
feety don't click on that link, it's not suitable for children.
+2 good parenting.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-26 22:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Or suitable for anyone with functional senses of reason, taste or self.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-26 22:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
feety don't click on that link, it's not suitable for children.
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-26 20:57:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bubba camwhore http://www.ubersite.com/m/90963
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-26 19:27:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-26 19:19:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-26 18:17:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
see ya badass. The account is in capable hands now.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-07-26 17:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ONE POST A DAY n00b!
-2ABORT
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-07-26 17:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bye mister mofo.
i'll have some bologna tonight, in memory of you.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-26 17:14:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We'll miss you, badass.
e-mail if you want to drop a line sometime- sacrilicious.at.comcast.net
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-07-26 17:13:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so long Orgasmatron and his followers
I hope to see you guys on TV one day ala Branch Davidian
This is badassmofo, signing off.
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-26 17:02:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I almost voted for Rick Santorum when I heard this.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-26 17:01:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's a noonie? I'm so confused.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-26 16:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-26 16:43:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-26 16:00:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:53:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shut it Noonie!
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i will have revenge at some point on both of you. i hope you know that.
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NOONIE REVENGE! OH NOES!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-26 16:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-26 16:00:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:53:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shut it Noonie!
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i will have revenge at some point on both of you. i hope you know that.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-07-26 16:36:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 feety!
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-26 16:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-07-26 16:25:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
don't be such a pussy mr. sphagnum. you should be able to tell me that yourself.
And this womb smells like shit. What's going on in there?
Did you have an internal emission? Open a canal or something.
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-07-26 16:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
don't be such a pussy mr. sphagnum. you should be able to tell me that yourself.
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-26 16:23:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sounds encephalitic. Your sac is filled with herpes.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-26 16:20:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done, feety.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-26 16:06:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your mummy's voice is nicer anyway.
I bet Noonie will agree too.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-26 16:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't be sad, feety. You sounded great. You may have adopted your father's love for music, but I can totally hear some of mommy's accent.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-26 16:00:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:53:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shut it Noonie!
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-07-26 16:00:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:56:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:42:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucking loved this and even though you sounded like one of the chipmunks, this is better than the only good song that I have ever written.
This one
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i can't help how i sound!
everyone's putting so much pressure on me, and i don't even have an adam's apple yet!
*cries fetal tears*
is that you on the guitar, mr. moneyshot? that's how i want to sound one day once my hands are bigger than the holes shoelaces go through.
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Yeah that is me and a microphone.
I am jealous of your range though.
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:56:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:42:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucking loved this and even though you sounded like one of the chipmunks, this is better than the only good song that I have ever written.
This one
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/88968
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i can't help how i sound!
everyone's putting so much pressure on me, and i don't even have an adam's apple yet!
*cries fetal tears*
is that you on the guitar, mr. moneyshot? that's how i want to sound one day once my hands are bigger than the holes shoelaces go through.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is great!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:53:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shut it Noonie!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:52:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
stamped noonie? wtf is that?
i demand you give me a cooler name!
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:49:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
redskieslookfake- Would you please tell TTOM to let me borrow his dog so his crooked teeth can cheer me up in your geek speak language. Thank you, that is all.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:42:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucking loved this and even though you sounded like one of the chipmunks, this is better than the only good song that I have ever written.
This one
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/88968
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:39:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*Waits with interest for rejoinder*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
inion, it's bad enough that my stepmom is my age. I don't need to have my preborn son fathering children just yet, despite how great of a story it would be.
I want to be a grandfather eventually, but not just yet. I *will* consent to him slapping on a mining helmet and crawling up in you to explore for a while. Simulated research-sex is the best I can do right now, given the lad's age.
And 'harlot of scarlet' or any derivative/rhyme thereof has been taken. Copyright 2005, Orgasmatron Industries. All rights reserved.
You can be Katy the Tramp, or Stamped Noonie.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:24:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:23:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:19:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
A gem. Feety you sound like a munchkin.
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i'm only about two inches tall, what did you expect?
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you take after your mother then...
*runs*
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:23:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:19:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
A gem. Feety you sound like a munchkin.
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i'm only about two inches tall, what did you expect?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:23:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
charlotte the harlot that's me.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:21:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:21:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
i want to have your babies!!
wait i mean i want to have you.
one of those works right?
nutter.
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EW.
Stay away from our baby, fetus fucker.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:21:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i want to have your babies!!
wait i mean i want to have you.
one of those works right?
nutter.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:19:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A gem. Feety you sound like a munchkin.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The song ain't bad but I loathe this character.
So Shlongy, being fair as always, splits the difference.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll get you in touch with the people at Collapsing Mineshaft Records. They're the ones putting out that "Taste Me Where I Pee" album of mine.
You are a little industrious man. You will carry the family name well.
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:05:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's a johnny cash song, i felt the accent would make it authentic.
there's swearing in that song?
i just sang the words that daddy wrote.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:02:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Feety,
What's with the southern accent? You sound like a bitch.
And you shouldn't be cussing at your non-age.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-07-26 15:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-26 14:47:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*beams with pride*
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-26 14:46:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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