War Is Fuck. (1826 hits)
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Submitted by shitfuck (View user info) at 2006-07-26 19:45:19 EDT
I just finished cutting the head off of this fucking nun I trapped by my back alley when The Cyst Master gives me a call and tells me he's upset about the war and that he hasn't been spanking off as much as he needs to.
I tell him 'Fuck the war, I fucked my girlfriend in the mouth for an hour lastnight!'
That cheered him up, then we bought a nuclear device and detonated it, killing everything alive.
Including you. Bitch.
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-07-07 03:31:02 EDT (#)
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I can't even tell if this is a joe. You freakin' threaten to blow up the world in a post about how war sucks! You're like that U2 song, "love and peace or else."
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-07-07 02:52:38 EDT (#)
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You don't seem to hate war so much as people, with war as an excuse.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-04 20:12:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-07-26 20:38:43 (#)
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Would you like to suck my cock, Beserker!
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-26 20:28:25 (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-07-26 20:02:44 (#)
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Would you like some making war? Berserker!
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I want to fuck you like a truck! Berserker!
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Would you like some making fuck, Beserker!
Submitted by Faith (user info) at 2006-08-24 17:12:24 EDT (#)
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I'm resigning from adulthood - going back to being a 5 year old where there is no war. I'm handing in my car and flat keys and binning all credit cards. The human race is next, one step at a time.
Submitted by redbarchetta (user info) at 2006-08-07 10:53:30 EDT (#)
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I totally agree. Same thing happened here http://www.ubersite.com/m/91468
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-07-27 14:24:52 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2006-07-27 14:10:08 EDT (#)
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I thoroughly enjoyed this masterpeice
can i secede too?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-07-27 14:04:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-27 13:44:35 (#)
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pssht - I'll take shitfuck's advice over this doorknob any day of the week.
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Something we can totally agree on.
Why does everything have to be a scrap with you. Is your pecker really that small?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-27 13:44:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-07-26 21:02:31 (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-07-26 20:50:54 (#)
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marginal, at best.
However your mediocrity is still much better than other people's triumphs.
r.
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Thanks, but I find this random/useless jackoffery funny.
So yeah.
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pssht - I'll take shitfuck's advice over this doorknob any day of the week.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-27 13:15:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-07-27 11:34:10 EDT (#)
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Holy Cystmaster....
I can understand expressing enjoyment - but that's borderline psychosis.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-27 11:28:25 EDT (#)
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Fuck, my dick is stiff.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-27 11:28:08 EDT (#)
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In a world.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-27 11:27:49 EDT (#)
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Love your schmeggy heat cock today.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-27 11:27:35 EDT (#)
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But sooooooooooo YUM!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-27 11:27:25 EDT (#)
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Gross.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-27 11:27:18 EDT (#)
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Schmeggy cocks.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-27 11:27:01 EDT (#)
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No such thing.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-27 11:26:52 EDT (#)
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Neat cocks.
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Forever.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-27 11:25:06 EDT (#)
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Plus Shitfuck.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-27 11:24:56 EDT (#)
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Minus all.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-27 11:24:47 EDT (#)
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I love you all.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-27 11:24:38 EDT (#)
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.....aaaaaaand I'm dead.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-27 11:24:26 EDT (#)
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Now I'm bleeding to death.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-27 11:24:14 EDT (#)
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I popped a wiener vessel.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-27 11:24:00 EDT (#)
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Viva la Shitfuck!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-27 11:23:47 EDT (#)
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Fuck you Bart.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-27 11:23:37 EDT (#)
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HEAT COCKS!
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TRANSFORM!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-27 11:22:30 EDT (#)
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ENGORGE!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-27 11:22:21 EDT (#)
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Jon Perry rises from the ashes.
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-27 11:21:05 EDT (#)
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YEAH! THAT'S THE TICKET!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-27 11:20:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-07-27 11:15:12 EDT (#)
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From Dehumanization to Arms Production,
For the Benefit of the Nation, or its Destruction
Power, Power - the Law of the Land
Those living for Death, will Die by Their Own Hand.
Life's no Ordeal, if you Come to Terms
REJECT THE SYSTEM DICTATING THE NORMS
From Dehumanization to Arms Production
To Hasten the Nation towards its Destruction
Power, Power - the Law of the Land.
Those Living for Death, will Die by Their Own Hand.
Life's no Ordeal if you Come to Terms
REJECT THE SYSTEM DICTATING THE NORMS
From Dehumanization to Arms Production
To Hasten the Nation towards its Destruction.
Power, Power - the Law of the Land.
Those living for Death will Die by Their Own Hand.
Lifes no Ordeal if you Come to Terms
REJECT THE SYSTEM DICTATING THE NORMS
From Dehumanization to Arms Production
To Hasten THIS Nation towards its Destruction.
It Your Choice. Your Choice. Your Choice. Your Choice.
Peace or Annihilation?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-07-27 07:52:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-26 22:28:27 (#)
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Glaciers in all parts of the world are shrinking rapidly. We are approaching the greatest catastrophe that mankind has ever seen, and we're lollygagging - acting as if it's not happening - turning up the A/C, in turn making the problem even worse. It's like a poison ivy itch, the more you scratch it, the worse it gets.
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Surely all the glaciers melting is a GOOD thing? There'd be more water for drinking, and bathing in. I'd be able to wash my car during the summer with the hose.
Besides all the naked frolicking that I could do in streams and stuff.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-27 07:50:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-07-26 21:49:52 (#)
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By the by Shlongy,
Some ideas for you--
Avon (AVP)
First Data (FDC)
Bunge (BG)
Alltel (AT)
Textron (TXT)
Waste Management (WMI)
I'll bet these 6 stocks against anything you hold in your portfolio.
I'll track 'em...This is a good time to buy.
Although, this weekend I'll be investing in thoroughbreds...at the track.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-07-27 06:02:26 EDT (#)
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...although the french can totally come along.
I'm not saying they can't. Just making sure they know I appreciate their unique frenchiness.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-07-27 05:58:35 EDT (#)
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Dude...
"without some revolutionary change on a global scale."
Your words... and EXACTLY what I am talking about.
You are trying to act so convinced that we have already failed- yet you still acknowledge that there's a chance.
Well lets fucking take that chance. What's the harm?
"We are fast approaching the proverbial rubicon, the point at which many climatologists say the trend of warming caused by this excess CO2 in the atmosphere will enter a feedback loop that is self-sustaining."
FINE... Lets do a better job of spreading information that we all need to hear. We do have this whole instant communication at our finger tips. We need to work on mass communication. Full streaming video. Investigative reporters. We need utilize the right tools to bring about this very necessary revolution. "They" have created a pretty effective system to spread malignant propaganda... lets cherry pick some of the better ways to communicate and start spreading our international solutions to the masses.
Seems to me we have been WAY too passive in our quest for global peace and harmony.
Some pretty key tools are already in place. We have an almost complete buy-in from westerncivilization as far as the whole concept of democracy... its just crappy the system is so horribly fucking broken that we have lost faith in it. Well fuck that. Its time to awaken that power that exists in ALL of us to affect change as part of one large unified voice. There are some serious issues that need to take precedent here. This ridiculous World War 3 bullshit is priority one... but Environment, Education, and Healthcare are not far behind. Safety and Defense are ALWAYS a priority... and it seems to me the rest of the issues (large or small) that we have with society can be broken down and dealt with accordingly. I picture these being prioritized in accordance to how important the collective will of society deems them to be. Perhaps we can make some sort of chart.. Ultimately communication is the key... lets get some of them altruistic money bags on board. Appeal to the inner shit disturber in Bill Gates? What about that Branson dude? What about all the hippie actor types? I'm sure we can fish us up some sweet celebrity talent with such a ballsy altruistic movement.
Let's all get together and hold some of these mother fuckers accountable. Globally!
MASSIVE task force.
"unless we are talking about creating an extensive, well-armed, well-funded organization whose goal is to challenge the status quo in every way"
Now THAT'S the spirit. We need to take back the governments of our countries... and not by aggressive but entirely passive force. Aggressive passive. We need to figure out ways to become well funded" We the people need to rise up... well, at least as far as our keyboards, for now. But eventually high-speed wireless kiosks should be placed all over the world. Everyone should have access to the internet.
We don't need to be well armed. We will eventually be able to use the Armed Forces for the powers of good and THEY are well armed.
Lets actively create this new society you speak of.
"it's simply too late to just THINK about getting people together to work TOWARD change. No, the change needs to come NOW."
Perfect. I couldn't agree more... in fact this whole Tribe could be the beginning. The center of uber- nerdville where we plan this motherfucker out. I'll totally sign up.
But lets keep the discussion going. We can totally do this.
Let's take it back. All of it. Except France... and Quebec. They can stay as French as they want. Cranky fuckers.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-27 02:34:17 EDT (#)
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Rob,
The change you're talking about, as much as I'd like to believe otherwise, can be likened to the effect of removing a single sperm from the healthy wad and saying this lowers the chances of pregnancy.
Look at it in these terms. Let's draw a parallel to the CO2 in the atmosphere. Let's use that as our analogy here since there really is a pretty direct correlation, because every molecule of it in the air represents a certain amount of money spent and thus made by someone on the planet.
If you look at the CO2 levels in the atmosphere since the industrial revolution, the curve goes up and up. There are no kinks. There are no 'dips'. From one year to the next, the curve rises and this rate of rise is constantly accelerating. Though our tiny pygmy actions as individuals might slow this acceleration, it's simply not enough to affect the outcome without some revolutionary change on a global scale. We are fast approaching the proverbial rubicon, the point at which many climatologists say the trend of warming caused by this excess CO2 in the atmosphere will enter a feedback loop that is self-sustaining.
While we might slow the rate of acceleration imperceptibly, it does nothing to the overall rise of the curve. We live in a world where comfort and luxury are the #1 most coveted things, and money is the means of acheiving them. Any challenge to the free market system is seen as, and in fact IS, a challenge to this very way of life that has smothered the planet - this culture of more more MORE. Without collapsing the system itself, without striking at the ROOT of the problem, our compromised actions are WORTHLESS. Unless we are talking about creating an extensive, well-armed, well-funded organization whose goal is to challenge the staus quo in every way, our only other option is to drop off the grid entirely as individuals, to become abstinate to all this bullshit. To refuse to actively take part and become a shining example is the only way.
If I can get a few hands raised in agreement on this, it would be worth trying to create a completely autonomous, alternate society. With enough knowledge, it could not only be done, but it could be done with as little environmental impact as humanly possible.
What we're talking about here is a Tribe. In a tribe, everyone has his talents and everyone has his duties, and things get done from sunrise to sunset to secure basic survival. Everything on top of that is culture. It's the crap we make up sitting around the fire. Given enough land in the right environmental conditions, this could be done. It HAS been done, and it's still being done every freaking day.
Your wish to have your cake and eat it too comes at a time when it's simply too late to just THINK about getting people together to work TOWARD change. No, the change needs to come NOW.
Does anybody remember the guy who traded a paperclip for something better and repeated the trade until he eventually got a house? He was able to do that because he had the inititive to think it and the willpower to do it. That's what we need now. But we don't have much time to trade, in my humble opinion. We don't have time for dillydally and politics. The way I see it, we have two choices...
...start killing and blowing shit up and rioting in the fucking streets, or withdraw and prepare for the coming calamity which mother nature's wrath and man's selfish ignorance will soon bring.
And you can quote me on that.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-27 01:34:34 EDT (#)
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OMG! LOLOZORSSS!!!one!!1!two
Shit fuck likes my work. I can die teh happy now.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-07-27 01:05:45 EDT (#)
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ETS... dude.
I mean things are bad my chicken-little friend...no question.
But growing a beard and making your own soap isn't all that productive.
Seems to me that we still have some time left... and some pretty significant resources at our disposal. Sure the world is fucked- but when you REALLY stop to think about it there is only a tiny fraction of people actually running it- and a whole fucking shitload of people getting screwed.
Obviously your approach to herding the "sheep" is ineffective and causes severe cramping even amongst the choir. I mean yer a terribly bright kid... Shitfuck is pert near a genius. Christ- there has to be a fucking boatload of other big-brained nerds on this site who could add something productive if they just could stop being caustic apathetic dickheads long enough to be somewhat helpful...and I just bet THEY know some folks who could be of some significant assistance.
We need to come up with a plan... and then rock that shit out.
This world is MASSIVE- and there are just far too many excellent people out there to let it completely disintegrate because a few assholes have decided to maximize profits and simply fuck the rest of us over.
We gots the numbers. Seems to me this internet is a pretty good media delivery center.
I've registered www.projectaccountability.com and I think it's a good place to start.
Who can do web shit? hosting?
I'm a creative director and animator by trade... and we can do video streaming. Anyone else got some skills / resources they would like to throw into the pile?
I mean fuck it... I don't want to live in a cave. Let's do something productive here folks.
Who's in?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-07-27 00:23:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-07-26 21:02:31 (#)
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Thanks, but I find this random/useless jackoffery funny.
So yeah.
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It IS funny...
Bah... I'm a smug asshole for even making that comment- perhaps the shock about he-man's wiener affected me far more deeply than I care to admit.
I mean... ah.
Fuck.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-27 00:11:40 EDT (#)
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1,500 square miles of ice shelf.
There is an excellent expose hosted by Tom Brokaw that takes you down inside the ice shelves with leading Antarctic researchers showing the rapid melting that is taking place.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-27 00:08:16 EDT (#)
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January 31, 2002 http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/Newsroom/NewImages/Images/larsbrq_0131_rgb.gif
February 17, 2002 http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/Newsroom/NewImages/Images/larsbrq_0217_rgb.gif
February 23, 2002 http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/Newsroom/NewImages/Images/larsbrq_0223_rgb.gif
March 5, 2002 http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/Newsroom/NewImages/Images/larsbrq_0305_rgb.gif
March 7, 2002 http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/Newsroom/NewImages/Images/larsbrq_0307_rgb.gif
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-07-27 00:06:08 EDT (#)
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legendary
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-27 00:06:06 EDT (#)
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2002.
http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/Newsroom/NewImages/images.php3?img_id=8257
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-07-26 23:53:18 EDT (#)
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"What was it, 2003? A chunk of the Larson Ice Shelf in Antarctica the size of Rhode Island broke off and drifted out to sea."
No, that was 2004 in the movie "The day after tomorrow"
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-26 23:42:57 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/90973
Fantasy Football, wooo!!!
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-07-26 23:24:39 EDT (#)
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http://www.primitiveways.com/
add this one to your collection ETS
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-07-26 23:23:02 EDT (#)
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Thanks gods for the weed and pizza.
Let's get the fuck out of dodge.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-26 23:22:03 EDT (#)
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ATTN GHEY MENZ
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Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-07-26 23:15:29 EDT (#)
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wtf is this?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-26 22:59:07 EDT (#)
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BONERS!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-26 22:58:51 EDT (#)
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So uh, want to get naked and start the revolution?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-26 22:58:00 EDT (#)
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Filthy and I have been talking about this nonstop for a long time now.
We are accumulating survival books and gear and making plans now on how we are going to live. In our discussions, we have arrived a a few important conclusions about priorities...
1: Information
One of the first commodities to go in any kind of widespread disaster will be information. It's essential to accumulate the necessary books (hard copies, not digital) to keep the knowledge of the past alive. There are thousands of common skills that were shared by people of the past that we have largely forgotten. It's important to relearn these things...and FAST. How to make soap. How to skin wild game. How to create weapons, lay traps, grow crops, cultivate and collect natural herbs for medicine, generate electricity, make rope, build a fire... All of these things and more will be of the utmost importance. When the lights go out and the machines grind to a screeching halt, the keepers of this knowledge will be the ones that survive.
Short of spending a few years as an Amish person, I suggest everyone go out and pick up a copy of the U.S. Army Survival Manual right now and keep it with them. It's not encyclopedic in its information by any means, but there is certainly enough in there to help keep you alive. Download this and PRINT IT OUT! http://www.equipped.org/fm21-76.htm Or pick up a copy at Barnes and Noble. It's $8. That measley $8 could end up saving your sorry ass.
2: Shelter
In the coming decades, shelter from the sun is going to be just as important as shelter from the elements of wind and rain. The best solution we've come up with is to build underground. It's naturally climate controlled and economical. For more on what MUST become the standard, look at this website: http://www.malcolmwells.com/index.html This man has the right idea. http://www.malcolmwells.com/graphics/designs/ravenrocks2big.jpg
My dream home is going to look like THAT. Wind, solar, and hydro will provide my energy needs, while subterranean living will ensure I won't need much heating and cooling. Rainwater will be collected and used throughout the home. An herb garden will provide necessary medical raw materials.
Look at what these people are doing: http://sixdominoes.com/
You wanna know if it's possible? There you go. These people are proving it is.
3: Energy
Here are some good intrepid folks who are building their own wind turbines: http://www.otherpower.com/trips1.html
You'll need to buy some solar panels ASAP if you want to get them reasonably cheap. The price will likely never come down because of the raw materials used in their manufacture.
These are just a few considerations... There are TONS more.
This is a pretty good place to start to understand what we are gonna be faced with: http://sixdominoes.com/resources/PDFs/sixdominoesfalling.pdf
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-07-26 22:48:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-26 22:28:27 (#)
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I have had my eye on Canada for a while now as a potential migration destination...
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leaving Sibera off the table, all studies show that the Northwest Territories will be the last area,
on the globe, to populate
land acquisition is still extremely cheap providing you have a small plane for access
sooooo, good choice
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-07-26 22:36:54 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-26 22:32:46 EDT (#)
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TESTIFY
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-26 22:28:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-07-26 21:38:45 (#)
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ETS, Project Atlantis is a real deal.
Get your cook books and books about organic gardening. We have the people and the resources, there's so much land still left--we can get in early before the big Exodus kicks in.
Sadly, we will need a few guns. Unfortunatley.
But don't worry, the stupid people will be the first to die--then we can destroy the last gun.
Those of us in it for the long haul, we'll survive.
We always do.
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I've been saying for the last year on this website, the next resorts will be built on the Hudson Bay.
The climate is changing...drastically. Aerable lands are shrinking in the bread basket. California is on FIRE. Literally. 119 degrees reported in one town. Over a week of super-100-degree weather there. The people in England should be able to relate. Let's ask them what the temperature has been like there this year.
Ask ANYONE in any corner of the globe if the weather is 'normal'.
What was it, 2003? A chunk of the Larson Ice Shelf in Antarctica the size of Rhode Island broke off and drifted out to sea.
Glaciers in all parts of the world are shrinking rapidly. We are approaching the greatest catastrophe that mankind has ever seen, and we're lollygagging - acting as if it's not happening - turning up the A/C, in turn making the problem even worse. It's like a poison ivy itch, the more you scratch it, the worse it gets.
I have had my eye on Canada for a while now as a potential migration destination, both to get away from my runaway government that's about to create a fucking fourth reich and to get established and start the process toward total self-reliance.
People who don't prepare are gonna be too dead to be sorry.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-07-26 22:22:41 EDT (#)
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Sign up here. You will need about 25-30K Canadian Funds only.
We will operate a seriers of organic, year round greenhouses.
We will also produce records and all other forms of art.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-26 22:17:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHERE DO I SIGN UP, YOU FUCKING WHORE
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-07-26 21:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-07-26 21:47:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-07-26 21:19:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
No way! You go kill YOURself!
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Is this some I'm rubber your glue grade school shit or what?
Did you take your helmet off again?
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Does it make you feel tough? Throwing around insults like that?
Because I know it makes you look stupid.
Dumbass.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-26 21:50:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-26 20:54:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Stalking cockwipe.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-07-26 21:49:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
By the by Shlongy,
Some ideas for you--
Avon (AVP)
First Data (FDC)
Bunge (BG)
Alltel (AT)
Textron (TXT)
Waste Management (WMI)
I'll bet these 6 stocks against anything you hold in your portfolio.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-07-26 21:47:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-07-26 21:19:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
No way! You go kill YOURself!
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Is this some I'm rubber your glue grade school shit or what?
Did you take your helmet off again?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-07-26 21:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, Shlongy banging his keyboard--
That's more action than you got in the entire last decade!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-26 21:40:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No! It still works, I swear!
In fact, I'm typing with it.
Not too shabby, eh?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-07-26 21:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ETS, Project Atlantis is a real deal.
Get your cook books and books about organic gardening. We have the people and the resources, there's so much land still left--we can get in early before the big Exodus kicks in.
Sadly, we will need a few guns. Unfortunatley.
But don't worry, the stupid people will be the first to die--then we can destroy the last gun.
Those of us in it for the long haul, we'll survive.
We always do.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-07-26 21:34:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wouldn't fuck that nigra with Colin Powell's dick.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-26 21:32:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You see through the bullshit.
Fuck the muck.
I'm sick of this shit. I really am.
They push us against a wall and then tell us there is no wall. Problem is, most people still believe them.
They point and say, "hey, what's that over there?!" And most fall for the oldest trick in the book ever single fucking time.
It's a brave new world out there.
The time is coming when we're gonna have to decide what's more important...our liberty, or our personal comfort.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-07-26 21:19:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No way! You go kill YOURself!
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-07-26 21:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please, please, kill yourself.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-07-26 21:06:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cyst, I heard you raped the entire population of Kazakaplishan, I knew you had it in you, buddy.
Keep on Raping On!
Snap!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-26 21:05:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK ALL HOLY YES!
<kisses your cock>
<beats off on dead A-rabs>
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-07-26 21:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-07-26 20:50:54 (#)
Ranking: 1
marginal, at best.
However your mediocrity is still much better than other people's triumphs.
r.
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Thanks, but I find this random/useless jackoffery funny.
So yeah.
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-26 20:54:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bubba camwhore http://www.ubersite.com/m/90963
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-07-26 20:50:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
marginal, at best.
However your mediocrity is still much better than other people's triumphs.
r.
Submitted by Demos74 (user info) at 2006-07-26 20:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
good point, but -2 just cuz I hate you.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-07-26 20:49:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy, quit pretending like your dick still works.
I know the 80's decimated your semen count.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-26 20:45:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This COULD have been good...If only anyone on God's green Earth believed that you could actually GET a girlfriend.
Sorry!
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-26 20:42:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's hot and I hate it.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-26 20:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best song EVAR!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-07-26 20:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
a quippy comment
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-07-26 20:38:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Would you like to suck my cock, Beserker!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-26 20:28:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-07-26 20:02:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Would you like some making war? Berserker!
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I want to fuck you like a truck! Berserker!
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-26 20:27:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
auto+2 shitfuck
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-07-26 20:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Would you like some making war? Berserker!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-26 20:00:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-07-26 19:58:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-07-26 19:53:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
Uh can I get a 'Fuck Yeah!'
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How about a 'Fuck You' instead? No?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-26 19:56:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
looks like ETS, with those 2 guns in hand.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-26 19:55:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-07-26 19:53:57 EDT (#)
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Uh can I get a 'Fuck Yeah!'
Uh gimmie some!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-26 19:52:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hear hear.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-26 19:52:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-07-26 19:51:49 EDT (#)
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All Hail the Church of Smoke!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-26 19:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Preach the fuck on!