Training Camps are open, time for UberFootball 2006! (1222 hits)
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Submitted by Jay Peg (View user info) at 2006-07-26 23:37:10 EDT
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!!!
And not that sissy pansy crap the rest of the world plays, either.
They may laugh at the fact that American Football players wear pads, but at least they don't fall to the ground like a damn rabbit that's been shot with a howitzer after someone breathed on them wrong.
ANYWAY...
Since it's football season now, with half the training camps open by the end of the week, I figure it's time to get the annual UberFootball Fantasy League up and running!
There are 11 more spots in the league, and I imagine they'll fill out within the week, so if you want in, sign up!
League ID Number: 197663
League Password: re16yolds
If you sign up now, you can have a voice in how the league is run. Anyone in by the end of July will be able to request changes to the rules, the scoring, anything. After July 31st, the league is locked to changes!
Again, if you want in, sign up quick! Last year the league filled up in 5 days!
The info?
League ID Number: 197663
League Password: re16yolds
Again?
League ID Number: 197663
League Password: re16yolds
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FUCKING FOOTBALL???
User Reviews
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-11 12:00:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95651
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-08-08 11:50:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuckin' A, greening...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91485
shit.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-04 21:10:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Missed ya, KN.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-08-04 19:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
for gods sake get a life you turd burglar, your as bad as ETS................
without that whole schizo thing though.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-30 02:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Getting it back on the MRR...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-28 23:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's not quite homicidal, cock-stamp.
It's infanticidal, really.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-07-28 23:35:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-07-28 23:34:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-07-28 23:09:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-27 22:35:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
dr_w.
I meant a "league" as the same as a Fantasy Football League.
As far as I know, there are no groups of people who get together and draft teams of players they think would make a super team, and then use their stats to determine a head-to-head game.
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What the fuck do you think a Fantasy League is? You're just clueless about everything in the entire world. I've never seen you discuss a single topic without making yourself look like a chump.
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dude, you don't want to say shit like that, wiggles: it sends him into a nerdy homocidal rage.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-28 23:20:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Christ Wiggles,
I DON'T KNOW IF THERE IS SUCH A THING AS FANTASY ***RUGBY*** YOU FUCKING TWIT SUCKING NECRO.
Seriously, you're worse than dipshits like ETS, because at least ETS has a slim grasp on the conversation at hand when he says something stupid.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-07-28 23:09:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-27 22:35:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
dr_w.
I meant a "league" as the same as a Fantasy Football League.
As far as I know, there are no groups of people who get together and draft teams of players they think would make a super team, and then use their stats to determine a head-to-head game.
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What the fuck do you think a Fantasy League is? You're just clueless about everything in the entire world. I've never seen you discuss a single topic without making yourself look like a chump.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-07-28 23:04:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the funniest thing about the reviews on this post are that theyre all coming from the most nonathletic fucks this planet has to offer.
"Football is for pussies," said the 135 or 435 pound computer programmer.
Sigh. Whatever. I'm trying to sign up but I'm getting errors.
Alright, I'm in motherfuckers. Moobs. Those are me.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just getting this on MRR, just because.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-27 22:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dr_w.
I meant a "league" as the same as a Fantasy Football League.
As far as I know, there are no groups of people who get together and draft teams of players they think would make a super team, and then use their stats to determine a head-to-head game.
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-07-27 20:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-27 20:18:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
I love Rugby, too, guys, but there's no such thing as a Fantasy Rugby league.
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Yes there is. And careful mixing the word "league" with rugby, cause "Rugby League" is a different game to "Rugby Union" (Rugby Union is the one you're talking about)
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AND...
America sucks more ass at rugby than we do at soccer.
It's pathetic.
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NO SHIT.
Submitted by HHH (user info) at 2006-07-27 20:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Although I will say it again: you're pretty much a huge asshole to me for no reason (at least you didn't have one until I -2'd you five times)
like I said: 1.5 for you
Submitted by DoubleDong (user info) at 2006-07-27 20:25:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You caustic pig of a man...
I'll rate your posts honestly because I'm not a petty little bitch (although my comments would seem to suggest otherwise)
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-07-27 20:25:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-27 09:54:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
I love rugby, but sadly, it is very difficult to view any game up here in Canada...
I went to a All Blacks vs Team Canada game once. Boy was that ever a trouncing and I am pretty sure it was the 2nd team that the NZ squad played.
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only 4+ Million people and we STILL kick everyones ass at rugby.
Pads and helmets are for pussies. Soccer is also for pussies.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-27 20:18:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love Rugby, too, guys, but there's no such thing as a Fantasy Rugby league.
AND...
America sucks more ass at rugby than we do at soccer.
It's pathetic.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-27 16:42:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
im pretty sure i know that girl....seriously
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-07-27 14:31:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't you have any real friends in the REAL WORLD to do this with?
I guess not...
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-27 13:36:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2006-07-27 13:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
brett never looked better. hope the packs do better this year.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-27 11:13:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I signed up...I'm "Sicosemen Nation." One quick question. There's no way that we can coordinate a live draft right? Please tell me that you are going to do an auto draft....
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-07-27 10:22:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No one wants to play with the kid that can only play center.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-27 09:54:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-07-27 07:01:43 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-27 04:27:47 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-27 03:54:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
American Football is silly.
Play some rugby, and stop stopping the game everytime someone falls over.
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Sorry Jay, I'm a rugby fan too
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Yep here too.
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I love rugby, but sadly, it is very difficult to view any game up here in Canada...
I went to a All Blacks vs Team Canada game once. Boy was that ever a trouncing and I am pretty sure it was the 2nd team that the NZ squad played. Oh well, we do good at sevens.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-27 09:52:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that a dude or a chick?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-27 09:05:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-07-27 08:49:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
What the hell? That girl is old and not hot, but the worst thing about that picture is that there's an electrical outlet in the background.
Why didn't you post a picture of a hot cheerleader or something?
And sports suck.
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yeah, old people are NOT hot!
*blinks...*
HEY!!!!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-07-27 08:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the hell? That girl is old and not hot, but the worst thing about that picture is that there's an electrical outlet in the background.
Why didn't you post a picture of a hot cheerleader or something?
And sports suck.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-27 08:27:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-27 07:21:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-27 03:54:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
American Football is silly.
Play some rugby, and stop stopping the game everytime someone falls over.
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that's rich.
Dear Phuzzy,
a) American Football ain't silly - Americans are.
b) Stop stopping rugby by constantly infringing at teh ruck whenever we're inside your 20
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You've got me there.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-27 07:34:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and Jay? I named my boxer Cleveland after The Browns, for I so loved The Browns that I named my only begotten dog after them, my only begotten 'dead' dog. Just when I'm coming to terms with it some arse like you posts about football and dredges up all the memories. The good times, the bad, the times we laughed and the times we just sat in the backyard in awkward silence, that time I let him off his leash in the park and he chased a jogger and she freaked out and I laughed and said oh lady relax, he's harmless, give him a pat. So she did and he bit her. sighs... *sniffle* .... I'm sorry I can't type..
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-27 07:21:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-27 03:54:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
American Football is silly.
Play some rugby, and stop stopping the game everytime someone falls over.
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that's rich.
Dear Phuzzy,
a) American Football ain't silly - Americans are.
b) Stop stopping rugby by constantly infringing at teh ruck whenever we're inside your 20.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-07-27 07:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!!!
And not that sissy pansy crap the rest of the world plays, either.
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I don't like soccer either, but that's old.
I didn't read the rest.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-07-27 07:01:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-27 04:27:47 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-27 03:54:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
American Football is silly.
Play some rugby, and stop stopping the game everytime someone falls over.
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Sorry Jay, I'm a rugby fan too
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Yep here too.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-27 05:38:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-07-27 02:51:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
so you like 50 years old women?
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I'm surprised no-one else mentioned it. Just what the fuck is gwanning with that picture? Out of what I'm sure is a vast abundance of young, lithe women wearing rugby lite shirts and rubbing their groins you chose that?
Rugby lite is an awful game and a dubious sport. I don't really enjoy rugby all that much to be honest.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-07-27 05:30:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wanker
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-07-27 05:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-27 03:54:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
American Football is silly.
Play some rugby, and stop stopping the game everytime someone falls over.
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Give blood, play rugby.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-27 04:27:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-27 03:54:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
American Football is silly.
Play some rugby, and stop stopping the game everytime someone falls over.
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Sorry Jay, I'm a rugby fan too
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-27 03:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
American Football is silly.
Play some rugby, and stop stopping the game everytime someone falls over.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-07-27 02:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
so you like 50 years old women?
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-07-27 01:24:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You fat, annoying fuck. Goddamnit. Why does every other word you type have to be elongated and in all caps? It's not funny, it's just fucking stupid.
YYYYOOOOOOOOOOU'RRRRRRE FFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT.
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-27 01:05:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey greening, you following me around HV900's posts?
Actually, that's kind of funny. I just put that link on his shit because he told me to stop. There's somerthing about being told to do something that makes me want to do it.
Anyway, the reason it's funny:
JonnyX accused me of being your alter today.
Yesterday I was Sphagnum.
I just like fucking with him, and he thinks everyone who does must all be the same person.
Not sure why I'm telling you this, I don't even know you.
I have to write another rape story.
Go Pats.
Goodnight.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-07-27 00:49:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Allright. I'm game.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-07-26 23:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You faggot, stay off all my future posts, OK? Thanks.
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-26 23:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bubba camwhore http://www.ubersite.com/m/90963
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-07-26 23:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rating adjusted, then :-)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-26 23:44:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm at work, I couldn't find anything better with the damned filters. :-(
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-07-26 23:40:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
But you could have chosen a woman with a less manish face...