electrictoothsyndrome (603 hits)
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Submitted by fun_with_needles (View user info) at 2006-07-27 00:18:16 EDT
Sorry for that lack of title, but I saw what you posted on shitfuck's message, and I agree. I would make a valuable member of this team. Here's a little bit about fun_with_needles :
Art Institute of Atlanta - Culinary school of arts - 1999-2002
Subjects includes Sanitation, Food Preperation, Meat Fabrication, Nutrishion, Food-Item Bong Making
U.S. Navy - Naval Hospital Corps - 2004-2008
Proficent and certified in BLS, Adavnced BLS, EMT, EMT2, can make basic diagnosis and render treatment. Trained with Marines/Army in Field Medicine, basic survival skills, self defense, knife skills, sweet knife skills, pistol and rifle proficent.
I know a little about homeopathic medicine, herbalism, and I give killer massages/happy endings.
So I can hit you center mass from 500yrds, stop the bleed, make you some food, all while rubbing a mean one out.
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-27 17:27:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whatthefuckisgoingonhere???
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-27 16:43:52 EDT (#)
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So I can hit you center mass from 500yrds, stop the bleed, make you some food, all while rubbing a mean one out.
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are you available for home care visits?
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2006-07-27 16:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I couldn't very well chop your hand off and bring it to the store,
could I?
-- Homer Simpson
Life on the Fast Lane
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-07-27 12:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't care what you can do.
My numbchunk skills will pwn you faster than ETS can leap to a false conclusion.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-07-27 11:19:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
The fuck?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-07-27 05:22:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what exactly is the differnce between 'knife skills' and 'sweet knife skills'?
How are them bo-staff skills?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-07-27 05:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I have no idea what you or anyone else is saying.
Have a plus one on faith
Submitted by fun_with_needles (user info) at 2006-07-27 04:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuckin'A
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-07-27 01:45:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow, two FMF corpsman on one site.
this can't be a good sign.
+2 for the BadAssedness that is being FMF.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-27 01:44:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're hired.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-27 01:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Man down!
CORPSMEN!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-27 00:32:17 EDT (#)
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HOLY SHIT IS A KAI SIGHTING!
Submitted by copsucker (user info) at 2006-07-27 00:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A Renaissance man! Yes!
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2006-07-27 00:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fun_with_-2's.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!