Cereal...err Serious Retribution- Part 2 (743 hits)
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Submitted by awesomeface (View user info) at 2006-07-27 12:07:32 EDT
Fungah turned on his radio that picked up police chatter. The scratchy voice of an officer was heard.
"We've got a chase on our hands. Approximately four suspects, a rabbit, leprechaun, fellow officer, and a stone age looking man driving a...a uhmm...errr...are those feet coming out of the bottom of that car?"
"That must be them!" Fungah exclaimed. "Gun it!"
"You're driving." Awesome Face pointed out.
"Oh yeah." Fungah put the pedal to the floor drastically increasing the speed of the hippo. As soon as the hippo reached top speed, blue and red lights flashed behind them. An emergency vehicle was following them.
"Are they after us?" Asked the Bosh man still dragging Earl Scruggs around with a spiked collar in full leather bondage. He finished his last drag on his cigarette and put it out on Scruggs ass.
"Hell if I know." Awesome Face said nonchalantly as if he wasn't traveling at 150 mph in a hippo on the highway dressed as a ninja turtle. The vehicle with the blue and red lights had a megaphone in it.
"Pull over! You're under arrest!"
"That can't be us. Fungah check the radio." Awesome Face said.
"Approximately four male suspects in a hippo. Suspects identified as Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, and Raphael."
"Nope, can't be us. Keep driving."
"You four in the hippo!" The man yelled through the megaphone still following us. "Stop the hippo now and get out of the car. Pull over!"
"That could be the police." LSD suggested and still furiously masturbating. "If I remember correctly it should say on the vehicle. Awesome Face what does it say?"
"Fuck I can't read. What about you Bosh?"
"Don't ask Bosh to do it. He is driving!" Fungah demanded.
"No, you're driving Fungah."
"Oh. Well the car says ECILOP. I don't know who these Ecilop fuckers are but I ain't pulling over for them."
"Well at least check the radio for more news."
"Suspects in car with feet now leaving residence with box of cookie crisp." The radio scratched.
"Good god!" LSD said. "They only need one more box of cereal and then they have all of them!"
"Who is next?" The Bosh Man asked this time smothering an entire pack of lit cigarettes on Scruggs's ass. "They got Lucky Charms, Trix, and Cookie Crisp now."
"Only one place to go." Awesome Face mumbled. "Fungah take this exit." The sign zipped by the hippo and it read Bedrock. LSD picked up the car phone...of the hippo and called Barney Rubble.
"Barney! Your in danger. Hide the wife and kid! Leave Bam Bam in open view! Fred is coming for your fruity pebbles."
"LSD I have been doing this for a lot longer than you think. I'm already ready for him."
"Not if we take him out first."
"Hey by the way you know your name backwards is an internet connection?"
"Shut up!" LSD screamed hanging up the phone. The hippo came to a red light. A car with feet and four familiar figures began to go the other way on the intersection."
"Awesome Face, ram them!" Fungah commanded.
"I'm not driving you retard."
"Oh yeah." Fungah hit the gas and plowed over the Trix rabbit's car. Each group emerged from the smoldering heap of rock and hippo to face each other. Trix flipped out his butterfly knife and once again Awesome Face returned as such still cutting himself.
"Shit." Awesome Face said dropping the knife and picking it back up. "You boys ready to rumble?"
"Sure thing boss." Fungah said whipping out his dual maracas of death.
"This is gonna be Bosh." Bosh said lighting up a cigarette and nodding in agreement.
"TREMENDUS SPEADS!" LSD roared masturbating all the more furiously.
"Charge!" Awesome Face yelled as only Awesome Face darted to the cereal gang once again getting repeatedly stabbed and beaten. Awesome Face's body flung seemingly lifeless to the floor.
"FEARLESS LEADER!" Fungah yelped. "You will pay for this!" Fungah charged forward with his maracas and danced the shit out of the cereal gang catching their attention. All the while The Bosh Man was swinging Earl Scruggs on his chain and knocked over the cereal thieves into a wall.
"I can feel it coming!' LSD said masturbating so furiously a thunderstorm began to form. "Here it comes!" LSD ejaculated with such force that Bosh could no nothing but drop his smoke; he wasn't even able to nod in agreement. The semen of the avid drug user pinned the gang to a brick wall and there they stayed forever.
Awesome Face soon recovered and at his hospital bed when he woke up was a bowl of Lucky Charms. The four esteemed colleagues ate their favorite cereals that day without worries of it trying to be stolen.
General Mills, Nestle, and Post all came after them with lawsuits but soon found themselves covered in semen from an unknown source. When news sources asked LSD about the source of the unknown semen he winked.
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User Reviews
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-27 20:20:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-27 16:44:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-27 16:30:38 (#)
Ranking: 1
Don't you have an army to join or something???
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I dont leave till June 20th. I signed up early.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-27 16:30:38 EDT (#)
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Don't you have an army to join or something???
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-07-27 15:17:24 EDT (#)
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Har har har
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-27 14:16:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-27 14:07:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-27 12:51:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
This was completely insane. I want Orgasmatron to do me in the rear. While LSD masturbates furiously and Awesome Face masturbates.
+2
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Agreed.
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Yup
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-07-27 14:12:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hard
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-27 14:07:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-27 12:51:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
This was completely insane. I want Orgasmatron to do me in the rear.
+2
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Agreed.
Submitted by DoubleDong (user info) at 2006-07-27 14:03:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I RAPE ME WIFEY EVERY DAY!
Submitted by Ishamael (user info) at 2006-07-27 14:03:16 EDT (#)
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I love you too.
Submitted by HHH (user info) at 2006-07-27 14:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-27 13:04:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-07-27 12:58:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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Why don't you like?
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-07-27 12:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-27 12:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was completely insane.
+2
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-27 12:39:49 EDT (#)
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oh yeah part 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90632
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-07-27 12:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just lit up a cigarette and nodded in agreement.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-07-27 12:19:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'source of the unknown semen.'
Delightful!