Attention Deficit Disorder competition (4804 hits)
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Rating: 1.68 on 186 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by scourge - he likes competitions (View user info) at 2006-07-27 13:43:46 EDT
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-13 21:53:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wtf i'm not reading all that
tee hee
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:53:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-31 22:31:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've had it up to here with your shennanigans, I'm going through and -2ing ALL of your posts!
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:43:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOVE MYSELF!!
SIGNED,
SCOURGEY
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:45:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:39:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95020#2202073
banning attempt
Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2006-08-11 17:39:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant idea.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-04 14:43:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you don't pick the right winners I'll kill myself.
No pressure.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-08-04 14:34:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Announce winners curse you!
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-03 00:07:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My last one.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91331
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-02 23:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91330
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-08-02 15:29:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I read that coffee line just as my espresso was done, irony I guess.
You could go read all my stuff, ya know, if you're bored.
No hard feelings about IGKTW.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91304
and another.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-02 10:50:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91184
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91055
Surely you are over the 100 mark?
Doesn't mean people cannot continue to write 500 word stories. It keeps it simple to read.
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-08-02 04:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
feminist
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-01 21:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would oblige the extension, but I have milked this about as long as possible...
Plus Badassjulie asked for it to stop and she has boobies. I may never see them, but then again...I may. And you never ruin a chance to see a set.
As long as it breaks 100 entries I'm happy. You're #97.
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-08-01 16:38:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91264
And I propose a two week extension on the ADD thing
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-01 15:00:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fucking hell.
Started off this morning with 'The Midnight Blue Semi.'
Figured I'd do a quick little ADD entry.
1745 words (7 pages) later and I'm a few lines from the end.
Oh well, I'll post the fucker anyway.
Thanks for the inspiration, scourge.
PS - I think I was the one who originally came up with that title for Ubermadness.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-01 13:38:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/u/scourge/l/a.d.d.
read them all, kids.
there are some gems in there.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-01 13:35:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's when the competition ends, silly.
It seems to have reached a head now though, it should just trickle in after this, if at all.
Almost 100 entries. That's astounding.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-08-01 13:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-01 13:11:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-08-01 13:01:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
Scourge, I am officially hating you right now for starting this whole ADD bullshit. It's annoying.
PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!!!
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Ok.
I will.
On Thursday.
I'm pretty.
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Why Thursday?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-01 13:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-08-01 13:01:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
Scourge, I am officially hating you right now for starting this whole ADD bullshit. It's annoying.
PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!!!
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Ok.
I will.
On Thursday.
I'm pretty.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-01 13:05:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for creating a competition that's resulted in a fetus's post reaching the Most Heated list.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-08-01 13:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Scourge, I am officially hating you right now for starting this whole ADD bullshit. It's annoying.
PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!!!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-01 12:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91251
ok i'm playing now.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-08-01 11:06:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91245
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91033
Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2006-08-01 10:05:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91238
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2006-08-01 03:59:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91225
Oh shit. Here it actually is.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2006-08-01 03:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yo yo Scourge here's my entry...
gauranteed not to win.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-07-31 23:40:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91219
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-07-31 14:53:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-07-31 14:47:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Shows how little life some people have when they are posting 3 or 4 ADD
I rest my case...
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-07-31 14:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shows how little life some people have when they are posting 3 or 4 ADD
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-07-31 13:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, what the FUCK!
I can't submit my disgusting entry!
NO action on the submit button!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:20:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
82 entries
good grief
mr The Spook, just enter the contest. There will be prizes. Yours could be a sense of humor if you were to win.
Submitted by recall (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:09:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Entry #3
How He Died and How She Lived
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91195
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-31 10:57:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I demand satisfaction. That little weasel Caul pissed all over my EMO entry.
oh the injustice of it all
I was so angry that I (sniff sniff) just cannot create and as such have not made my page a day calendar origami for the day.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-07-31 10:46:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is just sad.
Submitted by Skatch (user info) at 2006-07-31 08:56:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Invite to Immortality
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91189
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-31 08:44:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ADD - Velvet On The Inside... http://www.ubersite.com/m/91188
Submitted by Caulfield (user info) at 2006-07-31 07:19:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91183
My try.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-31 06:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91182
Submitted by CRazyTALk (user info) at 2006-07-31 04:27:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91179 Look at it bitch or I'll stab ya.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-07-31 03:38:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't even remember writing this, so it is not surprising I didn't link it here.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91129
(You have rated it).
-Dave
Submitted by Somebody_Else (user info) at 2006-07-31 03:26:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91178
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 00:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
72 entries
Good god you guys are wearing me out.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 00:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you may just winn that category with that entry loki.
remember to link here with your entries people, or I may miss them.
I know winning one of the three categories is important to all of you.
self +2, because...why not?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-30 18:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1154300222714717623
this is painfully tasteless but I need to win that WTF category
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-07-30 18:45:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91167
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-07-30 17:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and Tigerlilly and Kimmy have made me cry from things they've posted. I might just cry now, thinking about all the crying I've done.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-07-30 17:35:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and as far as the crying thing, I don't doubt you.
It's actually fairly easy to make me cry. I was just thinking about the people on ubersite alone who have made me cry.
Lisa
Apollo
ITM
Herpes
Screemfeeder
I think that's it. Oh, I think thecaes made me cry one time, too. Aj is probably the only person that I talk to a lot that hasn't made me cry. That's why he's my best-uber-friend.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-07-30 17:26:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, I'm mentioned in your post and I didn't even realize it. I mean, I have a whole number all to myself.
This is amazing.
PS, I've given up on trying to be a better/nicer person. It just doesn't happen. I'm far too moody to be consistantly ANYTHING.
This is a good idea, this ADD thing. I have been seeing all the add stuff on the front page and wondering what the fuck was going on. Then I saw this post on most heated and yes, I finally figured it out.
From what I'm told, it'll be 7 years before my brain is back to "normal", so in about 7 years I should have enough creativity to write an ADD post for you.
Wait for it.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-30 16:11:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ONE POST PER DAY, N00B.
You're still way up on the front page with it being a weekend. It'll likely get more attention during the workweek anyway. But do what you want..your writing's certainly respected enough around here..and maybe no one will notice.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-07-30 15:40:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A question about 1 post per day...
I posted my last entry before midnight MY time, July 29.
July 30 in Uber time.
Should I post today, or tomorrow?
I have a fairly sickening entry ready to go, but I don't want to get ass-rammed in the ratings by people who ignore the entry and scream ONE POST PER DAY, ASSHOLE!
Any suggestions?
Submitted by recall (user info) at 2006-07-30 12:47:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Entry #2 -
"Working Class Hero"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91160
Submitted by recall (user info) at 2006-07-30 12:07:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My First...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91133
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-07-30 09:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You were all waiting for it and it finally happened.
HighVoltage joined the contest. Now it is complete.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91157
It involves zombies.
Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2006-07-30 06:53:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ADD - It happened again, didn't it.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91155
My second.
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-07-29 20:04:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91145
Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2006-07-29 17:54:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ADD - I love living in the city.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91105
Submitted by foodman (user info) at 2006-07-29 17:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-29 16:22:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by foodman (user info) at 2006-07-29 16:16:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, so I have 3 of 'em now:
A.D.D. -- Love Is A Vector Field With Zero Divergence-
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91137
A.D.D. -- Underground Circus-
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91131
A.D.D. -- 41 Seconds-
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91089
I'm not getting shit for hits. Damn it.
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You're not getting shit for hits because a) it's Saturday, abd b)you keep posting in the same day so you're knocking your old post AND someone else's off the front page. No one will see your old posts now, unless they look for them. One post per day, soldier.
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Yeah, I know...But I can't help myself. I'm ADDicted to ADD. Get it? I'll do it again: ADDicted. See? I capitalized the ADD in...Oh, was I still typing?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-29 17:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
multiple typos +2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-29 17:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I believe I have rated every one of these.
If I missde anybody, let me know in revioews and I'll add you to the label and rate it.
With a +2.
Cause thats what I do.
I am still awaiting an entry from the following people
bart
rad
(V)
brdn_nkd
katy
shandy
myself
that one guy
what's that girl's name? You know...the one with boobs
those people who forgot to enter
probably another one form me
This is open until Thursday people. You've given me almost 60 of these. I've probably actually read 53 of them all the way through. That is not bad.
Winners will be announced Thursday.
OH FUCKING YEAH.
I forgot about Shlongy. Dude, enter my goddamn contest.
I'm going to try and get through three or four bottles of wine today
I have a triplke header tomorrow. Co-ed league. Men have to bat opposite handed. It's bullshit, but I still pull doubles due to my sheer awesomeness
I love you guys.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-29 16:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by foodman (user info) at 2006-07-29 16:16:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, so I have 3 of 'em now:
A.D.D. -- Love Is A Vector Field With Zero Divergence-
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91137
A.D.D. -- Underground Circus-
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91131
A.D.D. -- 41 Seconds-
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91089
I'm not getting shit for hits. Damn it.
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You're not getting shit for hits because a) it's Saturday, abd b)you keep posting in the same day so you're knocking your old post AND someone else's off the front page. No one will see your old posts now, unless they look for them. One post per day, soldier.
Submitted by foodman (user info) at 2006-07-29 16:16:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, so I have 3 of 'em now:
A.D.D. -- Love Is A Vector Field With Zero Divergence-
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91137
A.D.D. -- Underground Circus-
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91131
A.D.D. -- 41 Seconds-
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91089
I'm not getting shit for hits. Damn it.
Submitted by Bundaberg (user info) at 2006-07-29 16:03:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great competition idea. I'll have to try something.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-07-29 15:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91139
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-07-29 15:20:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by foodman (user info) at 2006-07-29 13:31:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you. I'm sitting in Iraq. I'm hot, and I'm irritable. No drinky drinky for me for at least another 6 months. Again, fuck you.
Goddamn it, I need a drink.
Shit.
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That is our fault how?
Oh Oh Oh look at mine look at mine
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91109
not
Submitted by foodman (user info) at 2006-07-29 14:29:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was thinking...With the fast paced nature of ADD, the contest should be much shorter..Like 2 or 3 days and take place once every 6 months or so. Otherwise, we'll get burnt out on the ADD.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-29 14:10:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by foodman (user info) at 2006-07-29 13:31:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-28 19:47:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
VIVA LA ADD!
Drinky drinky time
Have a good weekend scourge.
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Fuck you. I'm sitting in Iraq. I'm hot, and I'm irritable. No drinky drinky for me for at least another 6 months. Again, fuck you.
Goddamn it, I need a drink.
Shit.
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WELL I SEE THE ARMED FORCES HAVEN'T TAUGHT YOU HOW TO SPEAK TO A LADY.
um..go Rumsfeld woo?
Submitted by foodman (user info) at 2006-07-29 13:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-28 19:47:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
VIVA LA ADD!
Drinky drinky time
Have a good weekend scourge.
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Fuck you. I'm sitting in Iraq. I'm hot, and I'm irritable. No drinky drinky for me for at least another 6 months. Again, fuck you.
Goddamn it, I need a drink.
Shit.
Submitted by CRazyTALk (user info) at 2006-07-29 07:34:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I still win if I don't have ADD in the title?
Submitted by CRazyTALk (user info) at 2006-07-29 07:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91123
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-07-29 07:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-29 00:24:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you may have just officially taken over ubersite with this....
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No shit, what an idea. The entire first page is ADD posts. Its weird.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-07-29 02:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thank you, that is a very nice title
to explain my previous review, i staged an heroic battle to have a word limit introduced in the last ubermadness, to make it a flash fiction contest
anyway, jolly good show
i would like to write about marshmallows, but my whole being has been drained by my battle with this fuckingcomputer
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-29 01:14:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Never mind, I'm doing it anyway.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-29 00:52:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to read these all now but I can't see straight.
sigh..it's always something.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-29 00:41:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, this is the first time in a long time that I've not had to go looking for decent posts, because apparently some people on this site CAN write if they have any tiny incentive.
I thank you, Scourge!
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-29 00:30:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91116
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-29 00:24:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you may have just officially taken over ubersite with this....
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-29 00:20:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ADD - New World Order... http://www.ubersite.com/m/91027
ADD - Victim Of Progress... http://www.ubersite.com/m/91114
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-07-28 21:08:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91104
yargggggggggh
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-28 20:36:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Another one bites the dust.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91103
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-28 20:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91102
Now go, my little children, and run with what I have given you.
Scourge - I 'heart' your contests.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-28 20:35:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Would you like it to be called that?
You should enter this competition/anti-competition/whatever it is. Yes.
Here is your VERY OWN official title, shandy, should you choose to participate:
'marshmallows are satisfactory in this instance'
Only loki got her own special title. You should be honored. Or not.
Please explain your review.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-07-28 20:27:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shouldn'/t this be called Shandy's Idea for Ubersite competition?????
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-28 20:18:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/u/scourge/l/a.d.d.
Here they are. Just remember everybody, the deadline is not until next Thursday (though I'm pretty sure this has hit its peak and anybody who posts much after tonight will be lambasted for jumping aboard too late) so on any day you have nothing to say...just say it in an A.D.D. post. You'll be glad you did.
Yep.
Self +2ing is good for you. I suggest everyone try it. It's like telling yourself 'Good job self'
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-07-28 20:17:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will try to get into this later this weekend. I don't know if I can convince my woman to do it or not.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-28 19:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
VIVA LA ADD!
Drinky drinky time
Have a good weekend scourge.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-28 19:46:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
35 fucking titles in one day (sort of). You guys did me proud.
I'M PROUD OF YOU.
HEAR ME?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-28 18:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91099 It's not my usual awesomeness, due to not paying attention to what I'm typing.
Submitted by foodman (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91089
Since everyone else was doing it.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:44:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mine could technically be up for all 3. It'd be great to take one down.
I might even do another one tonight for shits.
Submitted by foodman (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Scourge, you fucker. This madness has to stop. This competition of yours is bringing out quality writing the likes of which often isn't even seen during UM. WTF, dude? I've never seen so many highly rated posts on the main page at once.
You have raised the standards of Uber. Hang your head.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hmmmm loki gives me idea. You should do awards for categories. Like most emo. Most sucking. Most edible.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The winning entry http://www.ubersite.com/m/91097
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91095
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:00:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like this ADD thing.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:57:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I don't win the goth/emo category
then I'm going to cut myself
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
feety is going to win this one if you guys do not come up with something really really really good.
I think I'll do three awards for this in light of the many and varied entries.
1.)humor
2.)serious writers forum
3.)what the hell?
Does the committee have a problem with this?
No we don't.
Motion to approve
Seconded
All in favor
Aye
Motion passes
Meeting adjourned
Thanks for coming everyone. There's Oreos and coffee on the table by the door. Have a good night. Kiss Susie and the kids for me.
Ok, thanks, bye.
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:46:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
here you go mister scourge: http://www.ubersite.com/m/91091
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:45:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91092
FUCK YOU
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:11:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91088 - I didn't need 500
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-28 15:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1154114829831416469
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-07-28 15:17:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
UM is on pause because my life prevents me from dedicating any time to Ubersite at this juncture. Note how often I've posted over the last few months...
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-07-28 15:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What teh FUH---?
YAGH!
I went to plug in my nano charger and accidentally switched off my power strip. Everything on my desk went dead.
Motherfuck.
Got some rewriting to do.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-28 14:31:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I honestly do not remember what was under there. It was too long and when I pasted it over from the Word doc it got cut off, so I sliced it the rest of the way out.
I don't often save the documents after I post them here.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-28 14:28:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-28 13:59:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
What was under mystary meat that was removed. I think it was the title that would have inpired me to achieve something...
VIVA LA ADD
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-07-28 14:18:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NO! KEEP THE MINT OIL HANDJOB BIT JACK!
OR JUST FORWARD IT TO ME IN AN EMAIL WITH NAKED PICS!!!!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-28 14:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Orgasmo et al- Reuse titles all you want. Use the same title and do seven different posts with it if you'd like. It's all good.
McCallum- 777 is tiny for you. Just throw it up there. If there's a mint oil handjob scene it's sure to go over well.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-07-28 14:14:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Word count: 777.
DAMN IT!
I cut two paragraphs!
Although I did get carried away with the mint oil handjob scene. Fuck it, I'll cut that too.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-07-28 14:10:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://gabbly.com/http://www.ubersite.com
I am the king of short fucking posts. http://www.ubersite.com/m/91083
Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2006-07-28 14:09:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm with you on the raining but sunny thing. Always been on of my favorite things in the world. I also have an on again off again relationship with coffee. Its tough.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-28 14:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can we reuse titles, or is it that once they're taken they're off the table?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-07-28 14:03:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NEW COMPETITION!!! http://www.ubersite.com/m/88427 NEW COMPETITION!!!
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-07-28 14:02:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was 480 and I thought I might be too high. Wait, I am too high. DUDE!
I like this competition because it brings in such a variety of posts.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-28 14:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Word count is unimportant Mr. McCallum. I would say a solid third of those already in have broken it. Think ballpark...
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-28 13:59:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What was under mystary meat that was removed. I think it was the title that would have inpired me to achieve something...
VIVA LA ADD
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-07-28 13:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Word count: 618.
Fuck fuckitty fuck.
Let's start from scratch...
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-07-28 13:54:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was fun.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91080
It sort of just "came out"
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-28 13:52:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just do it loki.
Here, I'll even give you a title all your own:
'why I don't give cookies to the soulless'
Righteous, right? Yeah.
Write about anything. My goal is to take over the front page altogether today. And hopefully for the next few days as well. It's going swimmingly so far.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-28 13:40:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd play too but I lack the attention span to come up with anything.
Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2006-07-28 13:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91078
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-28 13:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mine Is Bigger (nsfw) http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1154108002200621506
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-07-28 13:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88427 -- this competition was supposed to be very similar, although it never took off the ground... god damn... can i blame this on the conservatives?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-07-28 13:02:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91075
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-28 12:59:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91074
Another year, another birthday.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-28 12:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah- Here's mine.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91072
I wrote it special for you, darlin'.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-07-28 12:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Weird title, I used to live on a Half Moon Lake.
I'll write something be back later.
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-07-28 12:41:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This ADD thing is
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-28 12:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is the first time I have ever had two posts on heated at the same time. Awesome.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-28 12:22:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
18 entries in less than 22 hours.
Good work team.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:51:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mine
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91068
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:31:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for someone turning another year older today: http://www.ubersite.com/m/71938
VIVA LA ORGASMANNIVERSARY OFFICIALE!
I STILL FUCKING HATE YOU BIRTHDAY CAT
(but i heart scourge)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Six of these are on most recently reviewed and fifteen of them are on the front page. One on most heated.
How nice.
Don't forget to link back here guys and gals. (translation: I want the hits)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:10:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Go here to see all the entries.
http://www.ubersite.com/u/scourge/l/a.d.d.
So many of them already...it boggles the mind.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:01:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
I would like to do this. I will however have to wait until I'm home in order to do anything with boobies.
I'm bored with my boobs... any suggestions?
Take pictures of them and send them to me, silly.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:01:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would like to do this. I will however have to wait until I'm home in order to do anything with boobies.
I'm bored with my boobs... any suggestions?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-28 10:53:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91064
Here's my entry, sporto.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-28 10:45:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is That My Stapler?: http://www.ubersite.com/m/91063
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-07-28 10:21:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91062
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-28 10:00:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's a good idea Poots. That'll be next.
After I milk this one for all its worth.
I'm getting there boblobla. I'm getting there. So far kracka is in the lead.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-28 09:58:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
READ MINE DAMMIT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91034
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91034
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91034
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91034
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91034
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91034
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91034
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91034
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91034
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91034
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91034
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-07-28 09:51:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I had this idea last night that I'd like to share with you and you can take it and run with it or call me a dumb fuck, whatevah. I thought it would be cool to have a teams competition 2 on 2, 3 on 3, or me vs. everyone, not that I'd participate or anything, just a different idea incase it hasn't already been done. That's that, bye bye.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-28 09:47:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow. A lot of you guys entered this. I'll have my alter do one later today after I read all of these. And since so many of you did one, I can do one too, since this got bumped off the front page already.
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-07-28 09:30:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91060
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-28 03:05:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91048 (Potentially NSFW)
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-07-28 01:02:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91041
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-07-27 23:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91036
It's actually 671 words. Deal with it. Just read the first 500 if you like.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-27 23:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, look at me being all premature.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-27 23:46:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DAMMIT
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-27 23:45:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91034
Mine is an expansion of the review that I did.
It is 501, am I disqualified?
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-07-27 23:23:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91033
my entry is the shit on a platter
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-27 23:08:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WAY TO FUCKING USE TITLES THAT WERE IN D-PRIME MADNESS PRESENTED BY DARKO
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-07-27 22:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91029
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-27 22:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-27 22:22:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
waaaaaaaaah Blubba tricked me!
Scourge make him stop !!!!!
btw, that's hilarious that there exists a contest inviting unlimited entries to be judged by an admitted sufferer of ADD.
+2 for irony.
I would suggest the clever writers amongst you wait until the very last moment to post, as the judge's attention span may include a propensity to remember best what's entered last, but that could just be a ploy to either keep the entries down or make scourge work harder.
Either motive, I trust, will remain unsatisfied.
____________________________________
Mrs. Bubba: "Sex? WTF?"
Propensity? Put down the Thesaurus and back away!!
OH WILDMAN: GET A CLUE, YOU FUCKING RETARDED DIPSHIT!!!! :)
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-27 22:22:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
waaaaaaaaah Blubba tricked me!
Scourge make him stop !!!!!
btw, that's hilarious that there exists a contest inviting unlimited entries to be judged by an admitted sufferer of ADD.
+2 for irony.
I would suggest the clever writers amongst you wait until the very last moment to post, as the judge's attention span may include a propensity to remember best what's entered last, but that could just be a ploy to either keep the entries down or make scourge work harder.
Either motive, I trust, will remain unsatisfied.
Like MrsBubba after sex.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-27 22:14:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I shall post an A.D.D post each and every day, just for the edification of KindaFuckingDipshitStupidAsswipe. Those are his good points. . .
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-27 22:12:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-27 22:09:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-27 21:54:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
I know, call whine-1-1.
I could write an ADD post for damn near every title,
but KindaNews has crossed the line too many times.
Why try when no matter how good it is some asswipe
will slam it? Consider me done.
My work is done.
____________________________________
Blow me, dipshit. I lied. I always lie. I'm lying now. :)
______________________
Heh.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-07-27 22:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WA WA
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
WA WA
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Wa wa w ww www wawa WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-27 21:54:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know, call whine-1-1.
I could write an ADD post for damn near every title,
but KindaNews has crossed the line too many times.
Why try when no matter how good it is some asswipe
will slam it? Consider me done.
Submitted by Charlilot (user info) at 2006-07-27 21:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Got a puppy at our place recently too. Named her Yum Cha. We were gonna name her Syndrome so that when she jumped on the couch we could yell 'DOWN Syndrome!'
Lame I know
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-27 20:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91023 <------- Le Link.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-27 20:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-07-27 20:21:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nasme him shithead.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-27 18:29:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's fucking beautiful, Jack.
Go on, waste a post on the comp. It'll feel good.
I'm going to enter one every day myself. (unless I get lazy or forget)
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-07-27 17:20:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A five hundred word limit is bullshit, man. Bullshit. As bullshit as the crack-addled street bitch that accosted me a while ago and accused me of being a nothing of a human being because, "You ain't got no color, an you ain't got no lips. So what the fuck are you?" And this was while I was going from pawnshop to pawn shop looking to buy a cheap guitar that I don't know how to play so that's why I'm buying a cheap beater cause I'm starting from scratch and hey, fuck you and you rolling eyes. Anyhow, a five hundred word limit pisses me off as much as a fresh roll of toilet paper that starts tearing down the middle and the bit you are pulling off gets narrower and narrower as it starts moving to one edge or the other and what in the beer-battered fuck are you gonna do with that? So anyhow, speaking of being pissed off I just do not get this boo-hooing over Lebanon. They were letting terrorists live right next to regular folk, so when the Israelis try to get rid of the scum they accidentally nail some of the innocent folk, and does anyone condemn the Lebanese gov't? Oh no, not at all, but then who can we blame it on? Ahhh, let's see, that's right, the Jews. What a load of crap. And who cares about Lebanon anyway? All I know about the Lebanese is that Klinger on MASH was one of them, wasn't he? He had to be, with that big fuckin honking nose and all that body hair and that swarthy complexion, right? As for Lebanon, it sounds like a twelve step program for dykes who are trying to go straight. What a retarded name for a country. Anyhow, why don't you see as many blatantly visible nipples poking through shirts these days on broadcast TV compared to the glory days of the seventies? I mean, come on, people. One Charlie's Angels episode had more rock-hard protruding teats than a refrigerated truck full of pig carcasses. I mean, that was some serious shit. Yet now, with our supposedly 'loose' standards, you rarely see them. Well fuck, I say bring back hard nipples on TV. Too bad Aaron Spelling choked to death on some gigolo's wang because he would have come up with a whole show around that shit, you know, starring three cute babes in tight t shirts and no bras, and he would have come up with a catchphrase too no doubt, cause when it came to shoveling shit at the American public, that old felcher was The Master. But he's deader than dogshit, so I guess we won't be seeing the premiere of NIP SQUAD (While you are staring at their nipples, they are robbing you blind!) any time soon, and... aw shit, what a pain in the ass, scourge, you lousy fuck, I could go on and on but I just hit my five hundredth word.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-27 16:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yeah, thanks to kaos king for the inspiration. (It's spelled chaos, by the way.)
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-27 16:15:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sure, I'll do it, i like..............................................................................................
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-27 14:53:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And watch the language, little feeter...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-27 14:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH YOU KNOES EYE'M IN, NEEYA.
Submitted by Skatch (user info) at 2006-07-27 14:36:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Groovy Idea. I'm definately getting down on this.
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-07-27 14:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i am going to fuck everybody's shit up.
just you wait and see.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-27 14:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hows THAT for ADD???
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-27 14:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like competions, you know what else i like that you like??? BOOBIES, boobies are nice and soft for me to play with. I loke soft things, my new kitty is soft and I like her. I like cats but I like dogs too, my dog just died :(. I don't like death, it makes me sad and I dont have any kleenex. I dont like wiping my eyes with TP cause it hurts. Just like when you have a runny nose and no kleenex. The your nose gets all sore and red. Fire engines are red but not in Calgary, ours are yellow, well more of an electric green. Green makes me think of pot, I like pot, it calms me down and helps me think. I don't like sitting and thinnk all the time, i get a sore bum. I get a sore bum from hot sauce. THere is a new store in town that sells some really hot sauces, ones that you have to add one drop a time to a pot of chili. Chili gives me gas. The price of gas for my car is getting pretty fucking high. It is up to 1.17/L in Calgary. I wonder how many liters are in a gallon. Is that a US gallon or a UK gallon. My parents are from England, that is where all my relatives live. I haven't been over there since I was in grade ll. I didn't like high school, mainly because I was never high. I was a geek in high school, I played in the band. I play Bass guitar right now. I like bass guitar. Hey, bass is spelt the same as bass but I don't like fishing, it is boring. At least when I get all boozed up I can just lean over the side of the boat and puke. I dont like it when puke comes out of my nose. It makes my eyes water.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-27 14:28:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yeah, there will be a prize for the winner. I'll decide what it is later.
Remember, dfeadline for submissions is next Thursday, let's say...noon or so CST. Yeah.
And link back here.
Off to a meeting.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-27 14:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you, Matty.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-07-27 14:03:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm very glad you decided to do this... anti competition...heh.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-27 14:02:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh dear.
Submitted by HHH (user info) at 2006-07-27 13:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-27 13:51:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-07-27 13:50:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
I will reign supreme as grand master champion.
If you look at anything i've written, it will be better than every single entry in this competition... and now you're giving me excuses to write it and get praised for it at the same time?
Caucasion pleeaassee...
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haha
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Correction: I don't believe I have ever bought you dinner.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-27 13:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-07-27 13:50:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
I will reign supreme as grand master champion.
If you look at anything i've written, it will be better than every single entry in this competition... and now you're giving me excuses to write it and get praised for it at the same time?
Caucasion pleeaassee...
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haha
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-07-27 13:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will reign supreme as grand master champion.
If you look at anything i've written, it will be better than every single entry in this competition... and now you're giving me excuses to write it and get praised for it at the same time?
Caucasion pleeaassee...
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-27 13:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a bad feeling about this.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-27 13:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<3!
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-27 13:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ill do one tommorow
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-27 13:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice idea
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-27 13:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My continuation of plagarizing your work
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91002
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-27 13:45:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah. Off to lunch kids. Make me proud.