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Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (View user info) at 2006-07-27 22:53:10 EDT


it was just after 2am thursday morning, April 13
i was already excited when his voice answered the phone
hey baby i just got home, i'd like to go for a ride
i'll be over in 10 minutes...
i was waiting for him when he pulled up
he rode a sexy orange vtwin harley
fuck that bike turned me on
and the guy sitting on it wasn't too bad either
after helping me with the helmet I took my position behind him
the bike roared to life
I could feel the pulse of the engine surging between my thighs
leaning foreward I held his waist tight
I pressed my pelvis towards him feeling his warmth through our jeans
holding tight, the force of the wind pulled at me
my face tucked in behind his helmet close to his neck
i inhaled the smell of him... his smell intoxicating me
the sharp snap of his leather jacket against my cheek
so free so fast... the sensation was almost overwhelming... almost
the engine surged as he shifted gears.. faster on the highway
the rumble of the harley thundered over the bridge
I closed my eyes and let the roar of the bike surround me...
as I felt the wind trying to rip me from him
I pressed myself closer into his well muscled leather clad back
feeling me holding him tighter he took my hand in his and squeezed hard
a feeling of safety, of warmth suddenly mixed in with the thrill

he'd given me a better birthday gift than I ever could have hoped for


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Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:40:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by fun_with_needles (user info) at 2006-07-28 00:16:58 (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 for lesbian leather sex

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Okay??
What are you smokin' that's makin' you see lesbians??

Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:38:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:59:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

Shut it up, cunt.

As you may or may not be aware, I no longer allow myself to give out negative ratings. You will now recieve my childish insults coupled with +2s.


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ah!! now I remember why I missed this place!!
thanks for not disappointing me Scourgy

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

did you come, then?

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-07-28 12:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

-1 for thinking there's anything sexy about an orange motorcycle.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:59:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Shut it up, cunt.

As you may or may not be aware, I no longer allow myself to give out negative ratings. You will now recieve my childish insults coupled with +2s.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-28 08:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Motorcycles are for the mentally ill.

Submitted by fun_with_needles (user info) at 2006-07-28 00:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 for lesbian leather sex

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-07-27 23:26:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-27 23:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is the best poetry I have ever seen on this site, bar none.

Nice job.

Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-07-27 23:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-27 22:59:13 (#)
Ranking: 0

ONE TIME THIS GUY IN COLLEGE, I REALLY LIKED HIM A LOT HE WAS IN A BAND AND HE HAD A MOTORCYCLE AND HE CAME OVER AND HE TOOK ME TO THE MOVIES ON HIS MOTORCYCLE AND IT WAS REALLY FUN AND COOL AND I NEEDED ANOTHER CHAIR JUST FOR MY HELMET AND HE KISSED ME AND IT WAS AWESOME AND THEN HE LEFT FOR THE MARINES AND NOW HE WORKS FOR THE GOVERNMENT AND HE HAS NO MOTORCYCLE BUT HE DOES HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND A KID SO I CAN'T KISS HIM ANYMORE AND THAT SUCKS. SO THANKS FOR MAKING ME SAD.

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fuck this was funny!!
thanks for makin' me laugh!!




Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-27 23:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Way to go and make Lishy sad, BrownEye. And on her Uberversary, too.
For shame.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-27 22:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ONE TIME THIS GUY IN COLLEGE, I REALLY LIKED HIM A LOT HE WAS IN A BAND AND HE HAD A MOTORCYCLE AND HE CAME OVER AND HE TOOK ME TO THE MOVIES ON HIS MOTORCYCLE AND IT WAS REALLY FUN AND COOL AND I NEEDED ANOTHER CHAIR JUST FOR MY HELMET AND HE KISSED ME AND IT WAS AWESOME AND THEN HE LEFT FOR THE MARINES AND NOW HE WORKS FOR THE GOVERNMENT AND HE HAS NO MOTORCYCLE BUT HE DOES HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND A KID SO I CAN'T KISS HIM ANYMORE AND THAT SUCKS. SO THANKS FOR MAKING ME SAD.


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