Every Man Needs An After Cum Rest (SPT) (730 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.4 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by QwErTy (View user info) at 2006-07-27 23:47:08 EDT
Listen up, and listen up well.
'Cause this is some goooood advice...
EVERY MAN NEEDS AN AFTER CUM REST!
So, womens, when your man has just creamified himself,
DO NOT ask him to wash the dishes.
He needs time to REALAX.
To just lay down.
LET HIM!
If you mess up your man while he's having his after cum rest, he will have to start all over.
And that is just plane tedious.
Women need their beauty rest, and men need their after cum rest.
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Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-07-31 06:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
And that is just plane tedious.
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Mile high club?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-29 02:50:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-07-28 09:01:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Just don't untie her until you've had a nap. That's what I do.
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Why don't you just leave her tied up and steal her stuff, then fuck her again, rest again, then go back to looting the house.
Submitted by Ishamael (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-28 10:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Every man needs to get up as soon as they've cum, run to the fridge, grab a Gatorade, run back to the bedroom and chug it while posing nude in front of a mirror. Humming "O Fortuna" really helps create a mood, I've found.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-07-28 10:03:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have to agree.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-28 09:53:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-07-28 08:07:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
don't lie. get your fat asses up
and cook dinner.
men love to cook.
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Of the men who like to cook, none of them enjoy it during what should be an after cum rest. We put up with women on their periods bitching, pegnant women bitching, and menopausal women bitching. That's a lifetime of bitching, and you know how we can handle it all without killing you to end the bitching? The after cum rest.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-07-28 09:01:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just don't untie her until you've had a nap. That's what I do.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-07-28 08:07:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
don't lie. get your fat asses up
and cook dinner.
men love to cook.
Submitted by HHH (user info) at 2006-07-28 07:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're straight on the money(shot) here.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-07-28 02:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-07-28 02:20:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
succinct
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-07-28 02:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
succinct
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-07-28 01:13:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hello?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-28 00:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DEEP
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-28 00:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
uhhhh ok