ADD. The Fetishist. (Potentially NSFW) (978 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.56 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by ilikesteak (View user info) at 2006-07-28 03:01:43 EDT
I believe that, being a sick, deviant, and sexually depraved, porn addicted person is the only way to succeed on this site, other than actual talent. We've all seen some of the low quality third rate posts on uber, and I'm here to help.
I'm now selling fetish lessons. My lessons can be used to increase the amount of porn you can enjoy, ruin a family holiday, get you fired from your crappy job, expand your sex life, disturb your sex life, become sexually attracted to owls, and so much more.
I also offer specialization in various fetishes, like race fetishes. Want to fuck a black chick, but just can't get into it because she's black? You can now. There's also animal related lessons. Ladies, have you ever wanted the guaranty of no STD's, no pregnancy, and no other sexual problems? I can help you want to fuck your pets or farm animals. I can also help you lower your standards of people you'd fuck by at least 8 points. You'll go from riding a ten to tapping a two, or from a four, down to the dead bodies of sevens. There are lessons to get you to fuck the underage and midgets. You can also get into rape, scat, pissing, goatse, public sex, and every other fetish that exists. You name it, and you'll fuck it.
What's the charge for this miracle service you ask? That you tape it and mail it to me, where I'll post it for free on an independant website that I'll make and name later for uber to enjoy. I'll also keep the origionals, and make copies, to store in a safe location, in case of accidents.
User Reviews
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-07-31 19:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think yer meds just kicked in.Another awesome post.Lappy's working good then? K well -don't waste yer time with the half-baked shit with the pink ponies -that's when i feel like slappin'ya.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:34:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the chart sold it.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:28:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:06:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
I like this ADD thing.
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It's bringing out the best in uber. Must be the titles.
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:06:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like this ADD thing.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-28 15:54:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*nods*
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-28 15:49:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good science, there.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-28 15:00:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-07-28 13:31:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
That chart misses some pretty big areas. But still.
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The chart is the opening chart. You can go further into it as you become more advanced in the classes. It gives beginner and intermediate options and shows connection for something new to move on to related fetishes.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-07-28 13:31:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That chart misses some pretty big areas. But still.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:02:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-28 10:58:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
A new A.D.D. post.
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Starting today or tomorrow?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-28 10:58:38 EDT (#)
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A new A.D.D. post.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-28 10:49:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-28 10:48:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
Post a new one every day.
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A new fetish, or a new fetish lesson?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-28 10:48:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Post a new one every day.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-28 10:37:03 EDT (#)
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The competition.
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-28 10:05:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-28 09:36:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That chart is kick ass.
Wheelchair bound man seeks pregnant woman for breastmilk, rescue fantasy and hugs.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-28 09:35:17 EDT (#)
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And some of you thought I'd write something short and stupid, then post some fetish porn, and conveniently forget to add NSFW to the title and linkwhore.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-07-28 09:27:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pepsi, uh huh
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-07-28 09:27:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
rock over chicago
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-07-28 09:25:40 EDT (#)
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if anyone needs more clarification, I am here all day.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-07-28 09:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
he turned the 'bad' from 'badass' into an adjective, describing the quality of ass you might expect from an unshaven nun.
you know, just in case you missed the joke.
i didnt.
Rad made a funny.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-07-28 09:22:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-28 03:33:49 (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-07-28 03:22:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
railing a nun would be pretty badass
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they don't shave either
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haha
see what he did there?
as if there was a space between 'bad' and 'ass'
i like it.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-07-28 09:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAAAA
Hazmat. ROFLORZ!!9!!!
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-07-28 05:40:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-07-28 04:42:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Normally I plus 2 most shit but this was very confusing.
Information overload.
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-28 03:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-28 03:33:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-07-28 03:22:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
railing a nun would be pretty badass
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they don't shave either
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-28 03:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-07-28 03:22:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
railing a nun would be pretty badass
DMD, you'll find that here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/91050
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-07-28 03:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
railing a nun would be pretty badass