MERLINA! Happy Birthday (to be sure to be sure) (878 hits)
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Submitted by Butters (View user info) at 2006-07-28 03:12:07 EDT
So as I was on my way home, getting fucking soaked in a thunderstorm last night my mind retreated back to where it was more pleasant and less squelchy and I remembered it's our own fair Irish lass - Merlina's birthday today.
I was going to attach a picture of Guinness as that's suitably paddy but she drinks whiskey so I went for the next best thing.
Happy Birthday Merlina, I'll buy you a drink in September (but I'll make Davros go to the bar for it)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-12-13 04:35:41 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/96729#2252174
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-14 14:15:46 EST (#)
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happy third...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-28 12:48:41 EDT (#)
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Will somebody spank me?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-07-28 12:33:51 EDT (#)
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Merlina come here and I'll buy you and Average_Dan each a beer and then spank you the appropriate number of times.
Cmon, I know that's tempting.
And then a pillowfight.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-07-28 12:33:03 EDT (#)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MERLINA!!!!
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:56:47 EDT (#)
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Auto +2 potatoes
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:55:51 EDT (#)
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what's that fire extinguisher to put out the birthday cake line?
jk, don't drill me.
cheers, happy birthday and congratulations.
slainte! breithlá shona duit! go maire tú an lá!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:52:07 EDT (#)
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I love Merlina. Really I do.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:49:12 EDT (#)
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D_R thinks i'm selfless! Woo! I'm actually reviewing this from my mobile phone and i've never done this before so it might go a bit gay. Dave mate, you're just so damned good at going to the bar. If anything i'm doing you a favour, helping you to shine and all that
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:35:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:22:21 EDT (#)
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Happy Birthday.
We all Luvs ya.
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"Happy Birthday Merlina, I'll buy you a drink in September (but I'll make Davros go to the bar for it)"
You only love me for my beer buying abilityies Butters. *sigh*
-Dave
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:15:38 EDT (#)
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July birthdays are teh awesomesest
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:13:57 EDT (#)
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You share a birthday with a fabled creature, Merlina. You will have good luck today.
+2 for someone turning another year older today: http://www.ubersite.com/m/71938
VIVA LA ORGASMANNIVERSARY OFFICIALE!
I STILL FUCKING HATE YOU, BIRTHDAY CAT
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-28 09:23:12 EDT (#)
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You say purrtaters, I say WHERE THE FUCK'S MY BIRTHDAY POST IRISH!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK ME, I WILL.... when's bart gonna let us use bold type and italics.... I WILL 'NEVER', 'EVER!!!', WRITE YOU ANOTHER BIRTHDAY POST FOR FEAR OF GETTING ALL HURT AND CRUSHED BY THE WEIGHT OF HOPEFUL EXPECTATION, THE BURDEN BORN OF AN INCLINATION TO 'BELIEVE' IN A MISPLACED FAITH IN COMMON HUMAN DECENCY, WHICH TURNS OVER THE COURSE OF TIME INTO A RUEFUL AND BITTER ANXIETY, WITHERING MY SOUL AND CASTING MY ONCE WIDE-EYED AND UNSULLIED, BLISSFULLY POSITIVE, NAIVE ASSUMPTION THAT ALL PEOPLE WERE METED WITH EQUAL AMOUNTS OF KINDNESS, TWISTING IT INTO A GNARLED, BLACKENED, SPITEFUL, PITILESS AND WRETCHED GRIEF STRICKEN SPIRITLESS SHELL. wait.. that was my ex.
anyway I'm still pissed off. Go choke on a Bloke.
Oh fuck it - Happy Birthday Merlina. Don't go worrying about me, there's no point starting now. I'll just write my own birthday post. Seriously, just leave it.
p.s. I'm only +2'ing Butter's kind, thoughtful, and totally selfless without-any-expectation-of-a-reciprocal-gesture post, not your stupid birthday. It was a lovely expression of common human decency, Butters, and totally selfless.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-07-28 08:52:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-28 08:50:33 (#)
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Happy birthday you sexy bitch you!!
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Yep that too
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-28 08:50:33 EDT (#)
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Happy birthday you sexy bitch you!!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-07-28 08:47:08 EDT (#)
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Happy birthday Merlina.
I hate tatters.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-07-28 08:28:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-28 08:10:27 (#)
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Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-07-28 07:53:27 (#)
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Yeah, I can spare 2 seconds out of my busy schedule. What's your excuse?
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I see you're clearing your schedule to instigate a nerdfight..
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I can multitask. What could be better than a nerdfight on a Friday?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-28 08:10:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-07-28 07:53:27 (#)
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Yeah, I can spare 2 seconds out of my busy schedule. What's your excuse?
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I see you're clearing your schedule to instigate a nerdfight..
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-07-28 07:58:02 EDT (#)
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Happy Birf'nday :)
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-28 07:54:06 EDT (#)
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Happy Birthday. 64? J/K, I know you're over the hill....hahaha.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-07-28 07:53:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-07-28 06:43:42 (#)
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Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-07-28 05:35:45 (#)
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You actually walk around thinking about Internet stranger's birthdays?
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you actually bother spending time analysing some internet stranger's thought processes ?
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Yeah, I can spare 2 seconds out of my busy schedule. What's your excuse?
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-07-28 07:31:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-28 04:52:26 (#)
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Merlina adores being stereotyped, just like all Irish people.
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Peeling potatoes, tarmacing driveways and throwing Protestants off of bridges, all to a jovial tune on a fiddle.
It's the way of the Irish.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-07-28 07:16:02 EDT (#)
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Happy Birthday Merlina. I hope it's fantastic.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-28 07:13:03 EDT (#)
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Happy Birthday, pretty lady!
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-07-28 07:02:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-07-28 05:35:45 (#)
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You actually walk around thinking about Internet stranger's birthdays?
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Not that I feel the need to defend myself but I know Jules off uber.
Happy Birthday to Average_Dan too!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-07-28 06:54:16 EDT (#)
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Oh...I see Dan....You have a whole post all about your birthday.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-07-28 06:49:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-28 03:16:07 (#)
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We share birthdays.
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IT'S AVERAGE_DANS BIRTHDAY TOO........
A_D, I don't think anyone can hear you.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-07-28 06:43:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-07-28 05:35:45 (#)
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You actually walk around thinking about Internet stranger's birthdays?
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you actually bother spending time analysing some internet stranger's thought processes ?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-28 06:42:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-07-28 06:39:44 (#)
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truth is shes not irish and its all a big ploy to get more plus twos from americans. shes actually from southend
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Southend? coo, don't swear..
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-28 06:41:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-28 03:58:30 (#)
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+2 for Guinness
-2 for the post being about Merlina
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Yay I have an enemy and stuff!. How cool am I? +2 me awesome..
hahaha
thanks butters honey.
Just getting packed and we're off to Wales for a few days. the Bloke has booked a 16th century (old coaching inn) hotel.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-07-28 06:39:44 EDT (#)
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truth is shes not irish and its all a big ploy to get more plus twos from americans. shes actually from southend
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-07-28 05:35:45 EDT (#)
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You actually walk around thinking about Internet stranger's birthdays?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-07-28 05:19:19 EDT (#)
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Happy B-day
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-28 04:52:26 EDT (#)
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Merlina adores being stereotyped, just like all Irish people.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-07-28 04:45:33 EDT (#)
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Have a good un, Jules!
I'll be sure to have a tipple or two on your behalf when I arrive at Long Marston Airfield later today.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-07-28 04:40:48 EDT (#)
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Merlina es teh sexy!1!1!R1
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-28 04:23:34 EDT (#)
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Happy Birthday!
+2 for reminding me.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-28 03:58:30 EDT (#)
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+2 for Guinness
-2 for the post being about Merlina
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-07-28 03:43:16 EDT (#)
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HAppy Birthday Merlina.
Amanda you should get your books today!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-28 03:41:11 EDT (#)
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Veels geluk meisie.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-07-28 03:39:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-28 03:39:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-28 03:31:12 EDT (#)
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Hobbit +2
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-28 03:16:07 EDT (#)
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We share birthdays.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-07-28 03:13:47 EDT (#)
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Fucking file name not doing what it's told.....
>mutter mutter<
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!